Raw: October 26, 2009
"So I was told you just need to go with the script and not worry about Kane. Supposedly, he's not even here tonight." I tell Randy as I change into my costume for the Divas Halloween Tag Team match that I was in tonight.
"Seriously? That's bullshit." Randy comments. "How am I supposed to go with the script when I don't know what Kane is gonna do next? That son of a bitch attacked me after my match last night. He threatened you again last night. Was it not obvious to your dad that Kane threatened you last night? I can't just let this go. Nice costume though, babe."
"Thanks, Randy. I thought you might like this Cinderella costume." I respond. "As for what you think about this whole Kane thing, I completely agree with you, but what can you do until Kane shows his face again?"
"I guess you're right. I do like your costume, as long as I'm your Prince Charming, though I'm concerned about how you're gonna wrestle in that. What are Eve and Michelle dressed as for this match?"
"I will make it work. Eve is Snow White. Michelle is a devil."
"Did you and Eve plan this? Like a Disney princess outfit coordination or something?"
"Yes, Maryse did too. She's going to be Belle from Beauty and the Beast at the Halloween party this weekend."
"Is Michelle going to be a princess at the party too?"
"She's going to be Sleeping Beauty."
"Why doesn't she dress as that for the match?"
"We're on different Tag Teams. It would be weird if she matched us tonight."
"Who's all in this match?"
"My team consists of Eve, the Bella Twins, who are going to be dressed as Mario and Luigi, and me, and Michelle's team is her, Layla, who is dressed as Michael Jackson, Natalya, who is dressed as a matador, and Mickie, who is dressed as a ninja."
"Have fun and kick some ninja ass for me while you're at it."
"Oh, trust me I will. I don't even need you to motivate me to kick her ass. What's your Halloween costume for this party? You never told me."
"I'm going to the party dressed as a police officer."
"Why?"
"So I have an excuse to keep my princess handcuffed." Randy jokes and winks at me.
"If you use those handcuffs, I'll kick your ass."
"I never said I was using those handcuffs, Rissa. I will keep those in the bedroom."
"But…"
Randy cuts me off by kissing me.
"Randy…" I whine.
"Just let me kiss my princess before my attack on Kofi Kingston since that's what I'm scripted to do tonight." Randy whispers.
"Fine."
Ted walks in. "Um, Randy, Kofi's match is almost over. You gotta attack him soon."
"See you guys soon." Randy releases the kiss and leaves.
"Okay, Ted, where's the nascar?" I ask once Randy is gone.
Ted grabs my arm and leads me out the door to one of the interview areas. "Here it is. What do you think?"
"Holy shit. You guys did a great job with this."
"When it comes to cars, Cody and I know how to get the best."
I look at the picture of Randy on the hood. "This is pretty accurate. Boy, I can't wait to get a ride in it."
"I'm sure that'll happen soon. You know Randy will want to take a joyride in this. I'm sure he'll invite you along."
"I hope so. I gotta finish getting ready. See you in a little bit, Ted." I leave to go get ready for my match.
Randy's POV
"Randy." Josh Mathews comes up to me after I make it backstage to film my interview segment.
"What?!" I ask angrily.
"Can you please explain why you just attacked Kofi Kingston?"
"Kofi Kingston had no business running his mouth about what happened in my match last night! I should still be the WWE Champion! If it weren't for Kofi Kingston, maybe I'd have another chance to be WWE Champion! You call it an attack, Josh. Well, I call it justice. And you can believe me when I say I have only just begun on Kofi Kingston."
"Leave." Cody tells Josh as he and Ted appear at my side.
"What could you two possibly want?"
"Randy, we totally agree with you. You should be champion, right?"
"You were robbed last night, Randy." Ted adds.
"Exactly, we just wanna show you our support with a gift. A token of our gratitude for everything. Everything that you've ever done for us, okay?"
I had no clue what was going on at this point. I knew nothing about this gift, but I just went along with it. We walk over to one of the interview areas, and they uncover a nascar with an image of me on the hood.
"Well...what do you think?" Cody asks with concern.
"I think it's incredible. You two actually bought this? For me?" I ask as I look at the hood.
"Who's the son of the Million Dollar Man?" Ted asks smugly. "Look, Randy, I know we've had our issues lately, but you're still our leader. So consider this a small token of our appreciation."
"And that's not the only thing. We've got another surprise tonight...involving John Cena." Cody smirks.
"Yeah, let's just say it's only a matter of time before the WWE title comes back to Legacy. Enjoy your gift, man."
The boys and cameramen leave. All of that except the nascar was in the script. I'm astonished and keep staring at the nascar.
My girlfriend walks in and wraps an arm around me. "Do you like it? They did a good job."
"I love it, but it's weird seeing myself on a nascar."
Rissa chuckles. "It is, isn't it?"
"When did you get to see it?"
"After you left to attack Kofi, Ted brought me here. I knew that they were doing this though. Honestly, I was kind of hoping it might help your mood a little."
I brush back a piece of her hair. "Of course you knew."
"I didn't help pay though. That was all those two."
I kiss her before checking the time. "Good, your match is next by the way."
"I know. I'll come see you once I'm done. Bye." Marissa hurries off.
I smile at the disappearing figure of my girlfriend. I can't wait to take her for a ride in this.
Marissa's POV
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Nikki starts off against Layla. Layla starts doing a Michael Jackson dance in the middle of the ring. Her team starts cheering. Nikki watches for a second before hitting a Bella Buster on her. Nikki goes for a pin.
1...2…
Mickie breaks the pin and hits a MickDT on Nikki. Brie runs in and hits a Bella Buster on Mickie. Natalya runs in and hits Brie with a Clothesline. Eve hits Nattie with a DDT. Michelle hits Eve with a Big Boot. I hit Michelle with a Picture Perfect and roll out of the ring.
Layla hits a Layout on Nikki and pins her.
1...kickout!
Nikki tags in a recovered Brie. Layla tags in Mickie.
Mickie hits Brie with tons of Right Hands. Mickie then hits Brie with a MickDT. Mickie goes to pin Brie.
1...2...kickout!
Mickie tags in Natalya. Natalya hits Brie with a Clothesline and locks in the SharpShooter.
"Tap!" Natalya yells.
Brie struggles, but she reaches the ropes to force a rope break. Natalya releases the hold. Brie Dropkicks Natalya and hits a DDT on her. Brie tags in Eve.
Eve hits Natalya with a Clothesline. Natalya tries to tag in Michelle, but Eve pulls her back and locks in an Armbar. Natalya reaches the ropes to break the hold. Natalya tags in Michelle.
Michelle throws Eve into our corner. Michelle stands on the second rope and punches her. I tag in. Eve lifts up Michelle into a Powerbomb position. I climb to the top rope and jump onto Michelle. Eve drops Michelle and rolls out of the ring. I pin Michelle.
1...2...kickout!
Michelle hits me with a Big Boot. She then goes for a Faithbreaker. She pins me.
1...2...kickout!
I nail Michelle with multiple Right Hands. Once she blocks one, she Clotheslines me and locks in the Heel Hook. I get to the ropes, and she releases due to the rope break. I hit Michelle with a Dropkick and lock in the Figure Four. She taps out.
"Here are your winners, the team of the Bella Twins, Eve Torres, and the WWE Women's Champion, Marissa!"
We walk backstage. I decide to head to the locker-room to go sit with Maryse.
"I will do what I have to do to get back what's mine!" Randy says as he's in the ring cutting a promo with Ted and Cody. "And that WWE Title is mine!"
"Hey, Randy." Kofi Kingston says as he appears on the titantron. "Don't you get it? You lost, Man. No one cares what you have to say."
"Lies!" I shout in the locker-room. "Lies are all that come from Kofi's mouth!"
Maryse laughs at me.
"Who do you think you are?!" Randy asks angrily. "Come down to this ring! Say it to my face, Kofi! Say it to my face! I dare you!"
"That is an interesting choice of words, Randy." Kofi remarks. "Because I'm already doing that right now."
"He's on the car, Ryse!" I yell in frustration. "He's on the damn car!"
"Kofi," Randy says angrily. "Don't you touch! Get off my car! Don't you touch my car! I will make your life a living hell! I swear don't you! Stop! Stop it!"
"You know what I love about these cars?" Kofi says to Randy. "These Nascars? Is the fact that they're so durable. You know what I'm talking about? Let me show you what I'm talking about, man."
"He's so dead." I mutter. "So dead. This isn't in the script."
Kofi rolls a huge box into the car. "See what I'm talking about? Not even a scratch. Not even one scratch. I mean...that's gotta weigh like three hundred pounds, right?"
Randy glares at the titantron.
"Is that a bug? Is that a bug on your hood? Is that a bug? Don't worry, Randy." Kofi hits the hood with an orange pipe-looking thing. "I got you, Randy. I got you, Randy. Hold on, man."
Kofi stops. "Aw man. It looks like I've really screwed up your paint job, man. Let me make it right for you. Alright? Let me make it right."
Kofi grabs a bucket of orange paint.
"No, not the car. He literally just got it." I groan.
Kofi pours the paint all over the hood. Randy cringes.
"Randy, if you ask me, I don't think you've ever looked better." Kofi says.
"Where is he?!" I ask. "I'm going to get him back!"
"You're going to beat him up?" Maryse asks with confusion.
"No, I'm going to get him back another way."
"Oh no, Marissa is out for revenge. This is never good."
"Never good." I walk out of the locker-room.
I find a supply closet and grab some string and a bucket of green paint before I walk towards Kofi's locker-room. I open the door and set up a string just right so that when it's tripped over, it will set off the bucket of green paint to dump on Kofi.
I walk away and pass Kofi when I turn the corner without exchanging a single word to him. I watch him enter his locker-room. He sets off the steering and gets covered in the paint. I take a picture and rush back towards Randy's locker-room before I get caught.
Randy sees me grinning as I walk in. "What did you do?"
I look at Randy mischievously. "I may have gotten some petty revenge on someone."
"Who?"
"A certain car-vandalizing Kofi Kingston." I toss my phone to Randy.
Randy catches my phone and looks at the picture. "Nice, I like the green paint. I still have some evil plans of revenge for him though."
"Thought so. I have a question."
"What is it?"
"Do you want to go to ECW with me tomorrow?"
"Sure, why are you going?"
"To help stop the problems between Tiffany and William Regal. You could go to scout out just how good Sheamus is since he's coming to Raw soon."
"I'll still go, even if I don't see Sheamus. I have a proposition for Regal involving Survivor Series. I'm captaining a team against one captained by Kofi apparently."
"Okay, I'm just glad you're going with me."
