ECW: October 27, 2009
"So at this time." Abraham Washington tells the audience. "Would you please join me in welcoming the general manager of ECW? Give it up for Tiffany!"
I'm insatiable
I can't get enough
I need to find a boy…
"Have a seat. Have a seat." Abraham tells Tiffany. "Goodness gracious, girl, you are fine. I ain't worried 'bout catching no swine flu at this point cause I just caught a case of jungle fever up in here, girl. You are smokin'."
"You are hot, Tiffany." Tony Atlas adds.
"Yeah, she's hot, but, Tiffany, in all seriousness, you're in the hot seat right now. Considering the fact that there has been much criticism of you and your administration here at ECW, considering the fact that Sunday was Bragging Rights and SmackDown versus Raw, but ECW had zero impact. What do you have to say about that?"
"Well, I would say that ECW had a huge impact at Bragging Rights." Tiffany says. "I mean look at the members from Team Raw and Team SmackDown from John Morrison to Kofi Kingston. They all had their first big break right here on ECW, and as far as next year goes, ECW will have an even bigger impact at Bragging Rights. I guarantee it."
"You guarantee it? Girl, this ain't the Men's Warehouse. We don't need no guarantee. What we need are Superstars, and, speaking of Superstars that had their start here and left, let's talk about Sheamus. What about that jacked-up Irish Ronald McDonald? Where's he at? What's going on?"
"Well, Abe, I work under the premise that you don't wanna be here I don't want you here, and Sheamus informed me this past week of his decision to leave. So I informed Sheamus that he could leave for good after having one last match tonight against Shelton Benjamin."
"Well, alright. I guess there's just one last question to ask. How's your arm? How's the chicken wing doing? Is it healing well?"
"Thank you so much for asking. As a matter of fact, it's healing up…"
("Regality" plays)
"Excuse me, Dear, but I've come out here to appeal to you one last time." William Regal says to Tiffany as we walks out on stage. "I impaul you. Give me what I deserve. Please give me an ECW Championship match."
Tiffany gives Regal a serious look. "Mr. Regal, you have asked me repeatedly, and my answer has not changed. No."
"Madam, I am losing my temper. I demand that you…"
I know I want that girl so bad
I lie awake at night
And think of all the things that I would do
With a girl like that…
"Oh, Willy, old chum." I say, mimicking his accent as I walk out. "I have talked to my father, Vince McMahon, and he agrees with Tiffany. You will not get another match for the ECW Championship."
Regal gives me an annoyed look. "Kozlov, Jackson…"
I raise my arms to show I mean no issue. "But I have another offer for you."
Regal looks at me interested. "Keep talking."
"As you know, Randy Orton is captaining a team at Survivor Series against Kofi Kingston's team."
"Yes, I'm aware of that."
"Well, Randy knew I was going to talk to you and your rival Christian has joined Kofi's team, so Randy wanted to ask you to join his team. What do you say?" I extend a hand out to Regal.
Regal shakes my hand. "Tell Orton he has a deal."
"Thank you, Regal. I will pass that along to Randy on your behalf. See you at Survivor Series." I step around Kozlov and Jackson to leave the stage.
"You're welcome." I say to Randy as he meets up with me backstage.
"Thanks. You convinced him pretty easily." Randy pulls me into his arms.
"What can I say? I'm a convincing person."
"I can't argue with that."
"It's impossible to argue with that. You know it's true."
We turn to the nearby monitor to see Sheamus pinning Shelton Benjamin.
1...2...3!
"Here is your winner, Sheamus!"
Sheamus raise his arms in victory and heads backstage. We're near guerilla, so we're the first wrestlers Sheamus sees when he exits guerilla. He spots us and walks over.
Sheamus smiles. "Nice to know that you got to be here in person to see my last match in ECW, old pal."
"Well, I was actually here to solve these problems between Regal and our lovely GM of ECW." I shrug. "But it's always nice to get to see you. Great match you had."
"Thank you. I'm sure Tiffany isn't thrilled you were here to deal with her. You can't stand her, and she's aware of that." Sheamus turns to Randy and extends his hand. "By the way, I'm Stephen Farrelly, also known as Sheamus."
Randy shakes Sheamus's hand. "I'm Randy Orton. How exactly did you two meet?"
"I would go down to FCW sometimes for a couple months last year to train with some of their Divas." I answer. "And I met Sheamus while down there."
"Oh, I see. Well, nice meeting you, Sheamus. Are you sure you're ready for the main show?"
Sheamus smiles. "Oh yes, I definitely feel ready."
"Well, I'll go ahead and give you a heads up. There's a lot of weirdos and crazies on the Raw roster, myself included honestly, and if Miz causes any issues with you, just beat him up. Only his small group of allies will be mad. No one else will care."
"Good to know. See both of you Monday. Nice meeting you, Randy. Looking forward to hopefully meeting you in the ring." Sheamus laughs and walks off.
Randy pulls me close. "Anyone else you need to pay a visit to tonight?"
I smirk at Randy before looking behind him. "Is that the Gold Standard, Shelton Benjamin?"
Shelton laughs before coming over and hugging both me and Randy. "It is. Haven't seen the two of you in ages."
Randy nods. "You know how it is. Different brands means different work schedules. I wish we did get to see each other more."
"Me too." Shelton looks at me. "And you, Miss Queen of Chaos, I've been watching. I see what you've been doing. You're killing it right now. I'm proud of you and hope you keep it up."
I smile. "Thanks, Shelton."
"I gotta get going. My night isn't over yet. Glad to see you two though. Let's catch up next time we see each other."
"Bye, Shelton." Randy and I both say as Shelton leaves.
I turn to Randy. "Now I'm done."
Randy laughs. "Good, we can leave then. By the way, Shelton is right. You've been absolutely killing it, and I hope you know that."
"I do. I just am frustrated with Creative right now. That's all."