SmackDown Filming: December 1, 2009

"It's December." I tell Eve.

"Don't remind me." Eve mumbles.

"You just hate winter. I don't get it. Winter is great."

"If you like winter so much, go back to Kansas City."

"I'm from Saint Louis you idiot!"

We look at each other and start laughing.

"We're so mean to Chris." I comment.

"So mean…" Eve adds.

"What's your match tonight?"

"Don't have one. What about you?"

"Me neither. Ryse must have one then."

"I do." Maryse tells us both as she walks in. "My match is against Michelle actually."

"Oh this will be interesting. I think I want to be at ringside for this one tonight."

"Of course you do, feel free to join me."

"I also want a personal chef for my own food while we're here, but I don't get that."

"This is why I love you." Michelle laughs as she enters the room. "You make the funniest comments."

"Aw...I didn't know you felt this way about me. You might have to fight Randy for my love."

Michelle rolls her eyes. "Shut up."

"Bitch."

Randy and John enter the locker-room. I run up to my boyfriend.

Michelle runs up to John. "Rissa called me a bitch."

"You deserved it." I respond as Randy pulls me close.

"Bitch."

"She just called me one!"

Randy picks me up. "Let's go. I have decided I want you all to myself for a while."

"I love you." I whisper.

"Love you too." Randy tells me as he starts carrying me towards our locker-room

"I'm bored." I comment to Randy as we make it to the locker-room.

"Me too." Randy replies as we sit on the couch.

"I want another tattoo."

"Really?"

"Yeah, I want another one."

"Do you know what you want?"

"Not yet."

"When you know what you want, I'll take you."

"Thanks."

"You seem off today. Are you okay?"

"I'm fine."

"Are you sure?"

"Yeah, I'm just having cramps. Is that why you pulled me away from the others?"

Randy lays next to me and rubs my abdomen. "Yeah, do you feel like shit because of it?"

"Yeah, a bit."

"I wish you didn't have them."

"Unfortunately, it comes with being a woman. Why are you rubbing my abdomen?"

"Does it feel good?"

"Yeah."

"I thought it would help."

"Aw...that's sweet of you."

"So I guess Mark Cuban is the guest host again on Monday."

"Really?"

"Yeah, it's not good for me."

"Does he still hold a grudge?"

"I think so. If that's the case, I'll just keep bringing up what happened between us at Survivor Series 2003."

"I guess we'll be having a fun time messing with him."

"That's the plan.."

Pourquoi es-tu si belle?

Pourquoi tu bouges comme ça?

Pourquoi tu me fais mal?

Oh je me sens tout nu…

"This is a Divas match scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Montreal, Quebec, Canada, being accompanied to the ring by Marissa, Maryse!"

You're not enough for me (Oh no no)

Just another man in love with me (Just another man ooh)

Gotta open up your eyes and see (hey, hey Oh well)

You're not enough for me (oh no)...

"And her opponent, from Palatka, Florida, being accompanied to the ring by Layla, Michelle McCool!"

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Maryse and Michelle lock up. Michelle hits Maryse with a DDT similar to the French Kiss. She then flips her hair like Maryse does. As she turns around, Maryse hits Michelle with a Big Boot. Maryse then does Michelle's taunt. Michelle rolls Maryse into a Cradle.

1...2...kickout!

Maryse hits Michelle with a Clothesline. When Michelle gets up, Maryse hits her with the French TKO and goes for the pin.

1...2...kickout!

Maryse goes for the French Kiss, but Michelle reverses it. Michelle goes for a Big Boot. Maryse dodges it. Melina then runs down to the ring. When the referee and LayCool are distracted, Melina gives Maryse a cheap shot. Melina turns around, and I hit her with a Thesz Press as Michelle hits Maryse with a Big Boot. Michelle pins Maryse.

1...2...3!

"Here is your winner, Michelle McCool!"

Michelle rolls out of the ring and walks up the ramp with Layla behind her. Melina walks behind them and grabs a microphone.

"The Divas of Domination don't look so high and mighty now." Melina taunts. "Do they?"

"Now." I mutter to Maryse.

We run up the ramp and attack the three Divas. It seems we have the disadvantage until Eve runs out to help us fight the others off. We send them all stumbling to the back.

I pull both Eve and Maryse to me. "Good job, ladies. We killed it tonight."

Eve laughs. "Damn right we did. Are you good, Ryse?"

Maryse grins. "I'm great actually. We did great."

Randy looked over at me as we laid together in the bed in our hotel room. "Are you feeling any better?"

I cuddle into him. "A little better, but not much. Is it bad that I'm legitimately annoyed that I don't have a match at TLC as of now?"

Randy shook his head. "You're the Women's Champion. It's valid to be annoyed about that. You'd think you'd be defending your Women's Championship at least."

"Yeah, maybe I'll see if Michelle wants to go with me next week and push for us to have a Women's Championship match at TLC."

"That's not a bad idea. I don't know if Mark Cuban will give you that since you're my girlfriend though."

I laugh. "I was going to talk to my dad about it."

"That's smart."

"So once TLC is done, are you ready to move past Kane and get back to focusing on the WWE Championship?"

"Believe me, I can't wait. Plus, you'll just need to focus on being Women's Champion."

"Exactly, though I don't think I'd mind if I ended up managing you to become WWE Champion again."

"Put your career before mine though, okay?"

"Okay, I promise I'll do that."

"Good." Randy yawns. "I think I'll need to go to sleep soon."

"Already?"

"Today was exhausting."

"You weren't even on TV today."

"I was still backstage at the show."

"I was on the show. If one of us should be tired, it should be me."

Randy chuckles. "Well, I'm not stopping you from going to sleep."

"Fair enough."

"You know, this year has probably been the best year for us both professionally. I can't wait to see what next year holds."

"It's only December 1st, we still have time for a couple other things to get done before next year."

"You're right. I should at least be able to take care of Kane before next year starts."

"Exactly, and I would like to get through to Creative about changing their mind about splitting the Divas of Domination before the end of this year."

"You need to take the girls to talk to Creative soon."

"I will. I just want details worked out first."