Tribute to the Troops: December 19, 2009

"You piss me off, Cena." I comment.

"You piss me off, McMahon." John rolls his eyes.

"Will you both just shut up?" Eve asks, irritated. "I'm trying to enjoy this trip and you two keep bickering."

"Fine…" John and I both mumble.

"I miss Cody."

"I miss Michelle." John sighs.

"I miss Randy." I add.

"At least we'll be reunited with them soon. We should take a picture before Eve has to go to do the ring announcing."

"I'll get my phone."

I pull out my phone, and we take a picture together.

"And we're done. You know it's kind of nice bonding with you two ladies."

"Thanks, John. I need to go now. See you two later." Eve tells us before leaving.

"Bye, Eve." John and I both respond as Eve walks out the door..

"We should tell Randy and Chelle we never argued." John tells me.

"They would never believe us." I laugh. "And even if they somehow did believe us, Eve would probably let the truth out."

"That's true. Do you think that Randy and Michelle have argued?"

"Those two? They have definitely argued, possibly more than we have."

John laughs. "You're right. You do know I only argue with you because it's fun, right?"

"Right back at you, John. We're friends, close friends at that. Just because we argue, it doesn't mean we actually have issues with each other."

"You make a good point. Good luck in your match tonight."

"Thanks. Good luck to you too."

"Thanks, we probably should tone it down a bit since we're clearly getting on Eve's nerves."

"That's probably a good idea. Are you still wanting to fly out immediately after the show is over?"

"Yeah, I still want to. The sooner we get back to our significant others, the better. We both know Randy is probably going nuts without you with him anyway."

I laugh. "Yeah, I may have a bad tendency to get lost in airports, but he's got a tendency to go stir crazy without me. I know he has to be at this point."

I know I want that girl so bad

I lie awake at night

And think of all the things that I would do

With a girl like that…

"This is a Divas match scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Saint Louis, Missouri, the WWE Women's Champion, Marissa!" Eve announces because she's the ring announcer tonight.

Holla

So all my girls in the back say hoo

'Cause you know just how we do

Side to side, and front to back

If you ain't taking that

(Holla)...

"And her opponent, from Jacksonville, Florida, Kelly Kelly!"

Ding! Ding! Ding!

I grab Kelly by her hair and throw her against the mat. I take the Santa hat that she had been wearing and throw it into the crowd before taking a bow. Kelly rolls me into a Schoolgirl pin.

1...2...kickout!

I hit Kelly with a Dropkick. She falls onto the mat. I pick her up and hit the Chaotic Ending. I pin Kelly.

1...2...3!

"Here is your winner, Marissa!"

Eve hands me my championship, and I hug her. Eve takes a moment to raise my arm in the air on celebration.

"An easy win for Marissa McMahon." Eve whispers.

I laugh. "Well, I have wrestled against Kelly a lot at this point. See you backstage."

"See you backstage."

I exit the ring and high five the soldiers in the audience as I walk back to the stage. I take a bow and lift my Women's Championship in the air before heading backstage. John is in guerilla.

"You did great out there." John tells me.

"Thanks, I'm sure you'll do great tonight too."

"Hopefully, I've packed most of my things, so after my match, I'll just need to change and clean myself up a bit before we head out."

I nod. "Sounds good. I can pack while you're wrestling. I don't know if Eve is packed or not, but you and I will at least be ready as soon as the show is over."

"Sounds good. I don't know about Eve either, but I doubt she'd take long anyway."

Sunday: December 20, 2009 12:17 A.M.

I rushed over to Randy as Eve, John, and I exited the airport. "Hi, handsome."

Randy kissed my forehead. "Hi, beautiful. I missed you."

"I missed you too."

Randy grabbed my bags and opened the trunk. "I got these."

"Thanks."

Randy puts my bags in the trunk. "You look tired."

"I'm very tired."

"Well, damn, I was hoping to have sex with you tonight."

"Seriously? You're gonna have sex in my house? I'm about ready to make you two go to a hotel." John asks as he and Eve make it to us.

Randy rolls his eyes. "We have a guest room to ourselves and will wash the sheets."

"I'm more concerned about you being loud."

"If we were that loud, Michelle and you wouldn't have walked in on Marissa and I not long ago. Loud my ass."

"That was one instance."

"We can be quiet." I comment as Eve puts her bags in the trunk.

"You guys couldn't even be quiet enough the first time it happened. I heard it even then."

"We can be quiet if we want to."

Randy smirks at me. "So I'm hearing you're in the right mood?"

"I'm absolutely in the right mood."

"I don't know about that, you guys." Eve looks at us. "I think I'm on John's side here too."

"Whatever, you guys are forgetting one very important fact."

"And what's that?" John questions.

"Maryse and Ted are also going to be crashing at your house tonight, John. Randy and I aren't even the ones you need to worry about."

John shakes his head as he opens the car door. "I may never let any of you crash at my house when we've got shows in Tampa ever again."

"Doubt that's the truth." Randy comments as he gets in the driver's seat.

I get in the front passenger seat as Eve gets in the back seat with John. "It's absolutely not the truth. We'll probably be crashing at your house the next time we're in Tampa too, John."

"Not at this rate." John rolls his eyes. "Start driving, Randy."