Raw: December 21, 2009

"Randy…" I say as I stare at my Slammy award. "I love my Slammy. It makes me sad that you don't have one."

"Don't rub it in." Randy grumbles.

"I'm not rubbing it in...okay, yes I am."

"You're so mean to me right now."

"Of course I'm being mean right now. I have to make up for all those days I was gone. I was gone for three days."

"Fine." Randy sighs.

"I love you."

"Of course you do."

"Randy…"

"I love you too."

"Who are you wrestling tonight?"

"I'm wrestling against Kofi."

"I know you're not the biggest fan of him, but Kofi is pretty good."

"I know. If I win, I get to fight Sheamus for the WWE Championship at the Royal Rumble."

"Oh damn. You better win it, babe."

"I will."

"Good."

"So who's your opponent tonight?"

"I fight Melina."

"Oh fun."

"I'm gonna prove myself to be the more dominant champion. Plus, since they're still close, it's a good way to send a message to Mickie too."

"Good, you do that."

"I am so ready to kick Melina's ass."

Maryse walks in. "Hey, Rissa, there's been a change in the match card."

"What is it?"

"Your match is now a Six Diva Santa's Little Helper Tag Team. You, Eve, and me versus Chelle, Layla, and Melina."

"I can work with that."

"Are you sure?"

"Yeah, no surprise we're in a Christmas gimmick match. Go get your Christmas gear on."

"Okay."

Maryse leaves. I lay on Randy.

"Christmas gear...well, this will be interesting." Randy mutters.

"Yep." I respond.

"I expect you to be wearing a Santa hat."

"Of course."

"You know, you could bring that outfit to other places too."

I roll my eyes. "Are you suggesting I bring it to the bedroom, Randy?"

"I might be."

"Sometimes, I swear the bedroom is the only thing you're thinking about."

"You have that effect on me." Randy winks at me. "So is that a yes or no?"

"It's an I will think about it. You haven't even seen the outfit yet."

"I don't need to see it to know it'll look great on you."

All the ladies tell the fellas

We can do what they can do

We can do it even better in broken heels…

"This is a Six Diva Santa's Little Helpers Tag Team match scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, The Divas of Domination!"

("Paparazzi" plays)

"And the opponent, first, from Los Angeles, California, the WWE Divas Champion, Melina!

You're not enough for me (Oh no no)

Just another man in love with me (Just another man ooh)

Gotta open up your eyes and see (hey, hey Oh well)

You're not enough for me (oh no)...

"And her partners, Michelle McCool and Layla!"

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Eve and Layla start the match off. I watch on eagerly. Eve goes for a Clothesline, but Layla ducks. Eve rebounds off the ropes and hits Layla with a shoulder tackle. Eve then picks Layla up by her hair and slams her back down against the mat. Eve then gets on top of Layla and starts punching on her. The referee has to pull her off. Layla goes to tag, but Eve pulls her back and throws Layla across the ring by her hair.

I look at Maryse. "Damn, Eve's getting into this aggressiveness."

"Well, Creative thought it would develop her character more." Maryse replies.

Layla manages to tag in Michelle. Eve goes in for a Clothesline, but Michelle hits her with a Big Boot and pins her.

1...2...kickout!

Eve tags in Maryse. Maryse and Michelle stare each other down. Maryse then slaps Michelle. The two Divas proceed to brawl. The referee has to separate them. Michelle starts yelling at him. Maryse takes the opportunity to sneak behind her and hit a French TKO. She pins Michelle.

1...2...kickout!

Michelle tags in Melina. Melina goes after Maryse. Melina throws Maryse into a corner and starts punching her. The referee pulls her off. Maryse goes after her. Maryse hits Melina with a Thesz Press. She starts to unload punches on her. The referee pulls her off. Melina hits her with a Superkick and goes for a pin.

1...2...kickout!

Maryse tags me in as Melina tags in Michelle. I go for a Clothesline, but she dodges. I run into the ropes and use the momentum to hit a huge DDT. I pin Michelle.

1...kickout!

Michelle hits me with a Big Boot. I fall to the mat. Michelle picks me up and hits a Faithbreaker. She pins me.

1...2...kickout!

I grab Michelle and hit a Sitout Facebuster. I then lock in a Figure-Four. Michelle struggles, but she reverses it into one of her own. I get to the ropes. Michelle tags in Melina.

I get hit with a Clothesline immediately. Melina then picks me up and hits the Last Call. I get pinned.

1...2...kickout!

I get up, hit Melina in the gut, and hit my finisher, the Chaotic Ending. I pin her.

1...2...3!

"Here are your winners, the Divas of Domination!"

I celebrate with Eve and Maryse until everything goes black…yet again.

"I can't keep letting this happen to me." I tell Randy as I lay on the couch in our locker-room.

"You're not letting this happen. It's not your fault." Randy sternly tells me.

"Mickie has attacked me twice now. You know that saying fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me. That's literally what's happening."

"So what're you gonna do about it?"

I raise an eyebrow at Randy. "What am I gonna do about it?"

"Yeah, what're you gonna do about it? Rissa, if you're going to lay there and blame yourself for Mickie attacking you, then I'm gonna make you tell me right now what you're gonna do to make sure it doesn't happen again."

"I have to give her a beating in return. She thinks that she has me all figured out because she keeps attacking me and beat me in a match last week. It's time that I return the favor."

"And how're you gonna do that?"

"I'm going to get another Singles match against Mickie. I'm gonna beat her heavily in this match and win this time. I have to do that to get rid of the mental advantage she has right now. If I don't get rid of it, I won't be able to finish this at Royal Rumble."

"And how are you going to get another Singles match against Mickie?"

"I'm going to talk to Teddy Long at the SmackDown filming tomorrow. He likes me enough that I should be able to get the match made."

"Sounds like a good plan. That really made you think, didn't it?" Randy smirks at me.

I nod. "I see what you did there. Thanks, Randy."

"Sometimes we need to help each other keep our heads in the right place. Mickie is not worth you being hard on yourself. You know that."

"I know. Thanks so much, Randy."

"Of course, I know you'd do the same for me if it was the other way around."

"I would." I walk over and kiss him. "I love you."

"I love you too."