WELCOME EVERYBODY TO THE SEVENTEENTH EDITION OF MY KICK-ASS STORY, THE BATTLE CATS: X! THIS IS THE START OF THE PHILOSOPHER'S STONE ARC. THE FOURTH ARC OF THE FIRST SAGA. HOPE YOU ENJOY!
On one hot Southern Summers day in South Africa, The Battle Act find themselves placing down The Relativity Clock they purchased yesterday. They all seem rather happy with obtaining three beneficial items on their journey. Afterwards, they make it outside to enjoy the Southern Summer, Bob rushes outside to bask in the sun, Cat is drinking some juice and explores the environment with his eyes, Tank Cat is eating a popsicle, Axe Cat is sharpening his axe against a tree, Gross Cat is reading a newspaper, Cow Cat is jumping through bushes, Bird Cat is reading by the shade, and Fish Cat rushes into a nearby lake and swims in it.
Fish Cat: Oh, you have to try out this lake water! he splashes loudly as he swims It feels amazing!
Bob: Too bad I don't have any fucking spare outfits. God damn it. he grits his teeth as he applies some sunscreen on his face
Fish Cat: Your loss, Bob! he grins and flashes his teeth as he swims deeper into the water
Gross Cat: Aw, no fair. I wanted to swim in leech filled water! he jokingly pouts as he shows off his newspaper
Cat: Oh shit, HEY FISH CAT! Get out of the water before you g- he stops as he sees Fish Cat come out Oh, we were too late...
Fish Cat: AGH! LEECHES! Get them off of me, get them off of me! he shakes as he rushes towards The Cat Base
Bob: Just eat the leeches, they're hungry for your blood, so why not drink theirs? he grins, only for Fish Cat to take the advice literally
Fish Cat: he pops one into his mouth I'm not being stupid or gullible, but it's probably the only way to get rid of these things! Mmh, they actually taste pretty good! he chuckles as he continues eating the leeches until there's no more sucking his blood
Everyone par Fish Cat simultaneously: AGH! That's disgusting! everyone's reaction is a variant of disgust
Fish Cat: No it's not. I have my reasons. he scoffs as he crosses his arms
Bird Cat: Well, how about we change the subject and prioritize defeating the enemies over at South Africa. Let's get ready to take them down. It is a lot more enemies than we thought it would be. So everyone do your best on each and every one of them.
Cat: Yeah, Bird Cat is right! We need to get going, otherwise they'll make it and take all of our stuff! We wouldn't want that now, would we? he looks at everyone
Tank Cat: he is finishing his popsicle Let me finish this first...he finishes it Okay, I'm ready! Come on now.
Cow Cat: Wait, Tank Cat, you promised me that you'd save some of that popsicle for me! Why would you lie, Tankaroo!?
Tank Cat: I'll see if they have any popsicles left, they're hard to get in the idyllic areas of South Africa!
Axe Cat: Yeah, that is my go-to call of getting the hell out of here. he grabs his axe and rushes out
Bob: Hey, wait up! he flicks his toothpick as he jumps over a fence to catch up with Axe Cat
The rest of The Battle Act all follow Axe Cat outside onto the battlefield. They all take a good look at the Enemy Base right in front of them. It is a stereotypical South African base based off of a bunch of Wild Animals found in the country. It includes a Flamingo, Deer, Zebra, Gorilla, two Koalas, a Hippo, Giraffe, Elephant, and a Vulcan. They are all crafted out of wood. The treasure, the Vuvuzela variants are based on the typical horns that are commonly heard in South African football matches. Which might come in handy.
Cat: Okay, where the actual hell are the enemies? They should all be here by now.
Fish Cat: Aw, I really wanted to show off my insane skills against the Red enemies!
Axe Cat: Me too! This is actually so painfully unfair, you know? he huffs as he climbs on top of Fish Cat
Meanwhile, inside of the enemy base, the enemies are all rummaging through their items trying to find good weapons to use against The Battle Act. They are all speaking out over each other.
Pigge: Who the fuck owns this smoke bomb? she grabs it out and shows it off
Jackie Peng: Jackie Peng owns that precious smoke bomb! he rushes and grabs it off of Pigge Thank you, Pigge!
Pigge: Yeah, whatever, just take it! I don't want it to go off on me.
Snache: I actually got a lot while I was away, some more water colors, a new paint brush, and a tour guide on South Africa! I'm living the life of luxury. Who here missed me?
Doge: I suppose I missed you, I've been fighting alongside you longer than anyone else, so, it is great to see you back on the field! Kicking ass or getting your ass kicked.
Hippoe: Snache was gone for a single day, me and Pigge were gone for two, and Jackie Peng was gone for THREE! How the hell are we not getting the attention?
That Guy B: Don't worry, I could give you some attention! I don't want to be excluded from any upcoming battles or anything, so I know how you feel!
That Guy A: Me too! Let's go out there and show them who the bosses are around here. he scratches his head as he rushes outside
That Guy C: What about our dance routine!? he chases after him
Snache: he sighs I guess I could do it with you. I have done a decent amount of dancing back in the day. I am quite the talented guy. he grins in a cocky manner
That Guy C: Yay! Let's do it, because he probably will not survive to do it! he points at That Guy A
Jackie Peng: Ah, did somebody say; "KUNG FU DANCE ROUTINE"? he looks around the room in excitement
Hippoe: Nope, that is your brain playing tricks on you, Jack'! they snort before barging out
Doge: Hey, wait for me! I was in the bathroom. he rushes out to Hippoe
Every enemy makes their way out. They all seem ready to take on The Battle Act in another epic showdown! They all stare down at them before approaching them. There is a huge tension across the battlefield as everyone is dead silent.
That Guy C: Can you guys spare me and Snache for like, ten minutes? I have a dance routine to do, And I want to do it now! he shakes in excitement
Fish Cat: You guys are doing a dance routine!? Aw I want to get my paws in on that! he rubs his paws in anticipation
Snache: He was on a forced subscription, and if he doesn't get up to date with the dancing, that's our money down the drain!
That Guy C: I watched a shit ton of videos teaching me how to dance! And now I'm better than the other two Guys!
Those Guys A and B simultaneously: HEY! they both glare at him in offense
Bob: Dançando, né? (Dancing, huh?) Show it right now, I want to see how you two do it before we kick both of your little heads in.
Cat: Oh, this is something I should definitely watch! he grins as he climbs on top of Bob to view it all
Gross Cat: Ooh, a free dance montage! A little...introduction to the big battle! I like where this is going.
Snache: Are you ready, stickman? he reaches out his tail and looks That Guy C in the eye
That Guy C: Yup! Let's do this!
The Dancing Begins! The two grab one another and walk in sync across the field. That Guy C falls and Snache grabs him, he then proceeds to twirl him around and grab him again but in a mirrored direction. The two dance in a dramatic manner, like in a typical 50's romance. They step across the field and Snache grabs That Guy C and spins him around in the air, and he throws him up and he grabs him. Ending the dance sequence.
Tank Cat: Wow, that was single handedly the best dance I ever seen! Full of drama, full of...emotion!
Fish Cat: Couldn't have said it better, Tank Cat. he smirks as he flaps his fins
That Guy A: Wow, I could have easily cancelled the subscription for you if you wanted though...
Snache: Doesn't matter, he is going to become...a dance star! I could become his professional makeup artist. he drops him and looks him up and down He is going to earn a huge recognition. And so will I, as the man who got him far in life! We will be- gets interrupted by Pigge
Pigge: Enough of that! I want to fight these bloody idiots now!
Doge: It saved us some time to grab the treasure, ah well, missed opportunity as per usual! he sighs as he approaches The Battle Act
Jackie Peng: Jackie Peng is going to kick your asses! he sprints towards everyone
The Battle Begins! Jackie Peng makes his way towards Bob and he whacks him with some Kung Fu, causing Bob's right shoulder to bleed out and leave a sharp mark. Bob responds by clashing right into him and punching his stomach, causing him to go down. They grab each other in a locked in position as they fight it out.
Bob: Well, how about that, I have you right here where I want you, na minha embreagem! (in my clutch!) Prepare to get your ass fucked up.
Jackie Peng: Hoho! Jackie Peng likes the way you talk, silly Human! But I have the upper hand against you! Pigge, help Jackie Peng out here. he waves his wings in desperation
Pigge: Okay, okay, keep your hair on! she rolls her eyes as she pounces on Bob Time to take you down, you fanny! she grins in excitement
Bob: Gah! he struggles to maintain the two of them, his shoulder continues to bleed out God damn it, let me go! he pushes the two of them off of him
Pigge and Jackie Peng lands on the ground. Fish Cat rushes in to support Bob, he stands right in front of him and holds his ground. He grins at Bob behind him. He slowly approaches them.
Fish Cat: Allow me, I am highly professional at dealing with Red Enemies, you can deal with Jackie Peng, I'll handle Pigge! he smirks before spitting on the floor
Bob: Heh, thanks man! he flicks his toothpick before charging at Jackie Peng
Somewhere else on the Battle Field, Cat is battling against Snache. Cat bites into Snache's neck, causing it to squirt out blood. And Snache manages to counter this by pouncing onto Cat and biting his eye, causing it to swell up. The two are tackling each other on the floor.
Snache: Give it up. You are no better than a pea at combat! he snarls as he grabs him
Cat: Heh, you believe you can beat me? Well, can a pea do THIS? he bites on Snache's tail and scratches his face There we go, simple combat!
Snache: Agh! Fuck you man...he coughs up some blood before charging into Cat again
Elsewhere, Gross Cat and Hippoe are fighting each other. Gross Cat whacks Hippoe with his long arms, causing them to bruise up in the face. They bite Gross Cat in the ears, causing his ears to crumple up and bleed out.
Gross Cat: Gah! You sure are a biter, huh? he squirms as he grabs his left ear I'm going to get you for this, you know?
Hippoe: they laugh loudly Hah! I'd like to see you attempt going after me. they growl quietly before charging at Gross Cat
Gross Cat: You forgot I'm basically a sniper, right? from afar, Gross Cat slams his paw down onto Hippoe, causing them to go down and bleed TAKE THAT, LONG RANGED SLAM DUNK! he smirks at his named attack move
Hippoe: they cough up some blood You filthy little feline, GET BACK HERE!
Hippoe and Gross Cat continue fighting until Gross Cat uppercuts Hippoe, causing them to go flying upwards and land on the floor with a loud BANG. Somewhere else, Doge and Tank Cat are fighting each other. Tank Cat slams himself onto Doge, and Doge responds by biting Tank Cat's abdomen. They both appear to be bleeding from various places. Tank Cat is durable enough to attempt to land a second hit.
Tank Cat: Get back here, Doge! Tank Cat rushes right into Doge and head butts him
Doge: Ugh, my head... he rubs his head in pain after the head butt, it appears to be bruised up I'm going to get you for that!
Tank Cat: Oh dear, I got myself into quite a pickle, haven't I? he shakes in fear as he looks around
Doge: Heh, are you scared of me, Big Guy? he smirks as he walks towards Tank Cat
Tank Cat: No, I'm afraid of the larger enemies, you are fine enough. he hits Doge in the head with his head, causing him to go down
Cow Cat is going after Those Guys. He is charging right into them, before they all split up and go off in various directions. It takes a while for him to find all three of them hiding behind Bird Cat, he tries to fly away but they all grab onto his wings, bringing them with him!
Cow Cat: Where in the all mighty damnation did Those Guys head to? he grumbles as he rushes across the field, looking for them
Bird Cat: Excuse me, I know we are rivals, and that you would easily refuse this request, but I'd highly appreciate it if you were to not go on my wings and take you with me to protection! I need to read in peace and quiet you know? he glares at all three of Those Guys
That Guy B: Are you going to READ!? Read this story please, it's called "Mary Had a Little Lamb"! It is my favorite story of all time. I'd love it if you were to read it out to us. he shakes his wings for desperation
That Guy C: Didn't my epic dance moves prove to you that I deserve a reward? Read us a story! Please!? It is only the fairest thing to do in this scenario! he pulls at his ears for desperation
That Guy A: It's three against one, you're reading us that story!
Bird Cat: Hypothetically speaking, what if the rest of the Cats were to disagree with this scenario?
That Guy A: Then all of our gang would agree to it, right? So that means that three... four... five... six... seven... eight would agree! And one... two... three... four... five... six... seven... eight would disagree.
Bird Cat: So, it would be a draw, he sighs but since it's only the four of us. You Guys win, he grits his teeth I'll read you all a story!
Those Guys simultaneously: Yay!
Bird Cat flies on top of the Cat Base to read them all the story. He reads out the iconic nursery rhyme Mary Had A Little Lamb because Those Guys are all dyslexic.
Bird Cat: pessimistically "Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb. Mary had a little lamb, its fleece was white as snow."
Those Guys simultaneously: YAY! Keep reading.
Bird Cat: he sighs "And everywhere that Mary went. Mary went. Mary went. And everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was s-" gets interrupted by Cow Cat
Cow Cat: Aha! I found you all. Bird Cat, I'll save you the embarrassment of having to deal with reading to these idiots. he grins in a cocky manner before grabbing Those Guys and booting all three of them, causing them to go unconscious
Bird Cat watches in awe as Those Guys all fly out into the battlefield and land on the ground. All three of them have bleeding heads, bruised legs from the booting, and sprained ankles. They all lay there unconscious.
Cow Cat: Also, why the hell were you reading a nursery rhyme from the 1870's? he smirks as he nudges Bird Cat
Bird Cat: I was obliged to...okay? he grumbles as he flies down to the battlefield, Cow Cat jumps down from the roof
Bob and Jackie Peng are clashing into each other. They are both fucked up from all of the fighting they had done to one another. Jackie Peng had a bust up beak, a wrinkled right wing, his left leg is bruised up, and he has a black eye. Bob is covered in grime, his lip is bleeding, his arms are bruised and stained with blood, and his abdomen has a large scar going through it. They both appear to be weakened out.
Bob: Agh, you fucking little degenerado! (degenerate!) I am going to make sure you don't come out of this shit alive. I will fuck you up so much to the point where you can't even feel the pain coming to you! he snarls before pounding his fists, his brass knuckles clanking loudly against each other
Jackie Peng: Aha! You're scared of what Jackie Peng can do, right? I understand, NO ONE CAN BEAT JACKIE PENG IN A FIGHT OF KUNG FU! he prepares to kick Bob
Bob: I just did a few days back. And I will do whatever it takes to make sure that happens AGAIN! DIE, YOU SON OF A BITCH!
Bob jumps on Jackie Peng and pounds his fists right into his face. Before Jackie Peng could respond, Bob sends a kick to the right of his hips, causing his hips to dislocate. Jackie Peng collapses on the floor unconscious. Bob smirks with pride.
Bob: Heheh. Isso vai ensiná-lo a não brincar com ROBERTO MOURINHO JABLOVSKYY! (That will teach him not to fuck with ROBERTO MOURINHO JABLOVSKYY!) Now, where is Fish Cat? I bet he's in a shit position right now. he spits out his toothpick before approaching him
Because Fish Cat is strong against Red Enemies, he deals an extra 50% damage to them while receiving half of theirs. Axe Cat is also there assisting him as they both fuck up Pigge like the weak Red enemy she is. Fish Cat bites down onto Pigge's back, causing it to bleed out, and for some of her skin to tear off. Axe Cat slices Pigge in the face, causing her nose and mouth to bleed out.
Axe Cat: Hey Fish Cat, you bite her down once more and she'll be dead! We don't want to do that. Or do we? he smirks as he nudges Fish Cat
Fish Cat: I believe we should literally MURDER her! I feel like we could go for a barbecue, and a Red Pig should do the trick. We can use the stick of your axe as fuel! he drools as he grins hungrily, showing off his sharp teeth
Pigge: she coughs up some blood and she looks at them in a desperate manner Please...leave me survive! I swear, I won't cause you guys any trouble! I've been through a lot of gob shit idiots who couldn't finish me. But now I've come across gob shit idiots who could kill me in their sleep! she cowers in pain Please, just don't end it for me...
Axe Cat: I'll just put you out and leave you unconscious, because if you're dead, we won't have the fun of doing it again! he shrugs before slamming his Axe into Pigge, causing her to go unconscious, but to survive
Bob: Hey, Red busters! I believe you already showed Pigge that she's your bitch, huh?
Fish Cat: YEAH! She's a fucking bastard who only cares about herself! I just had to slash her off and make sure she'll have a slow, irritating recovery process!
Axe Cat: You're either stupid, funny, bold, or a straight up sociopath, you do realize that, right? he smirks as he rubs his paw across Fish Cat's head
Fish Cat: Oh, I am very aware, but I won't allow the rumors to get to my head! I just want to chill out and enjoy the sounds of food sizzling on a grill. Speaking of food, I'M STARVING! he shouts out loudly as he grabs his stomach in desperation
Tank Cat and Doge are still fighting it out. Doge pounces on Tank Cat and bites on his back, causing it to leave a mark on it. Tank Cat shoves Doge off, which causes him to land on Snache and interrupt his fight against Cat.
Doge: Huh? Snache? What the hell are you doing!? he looks to see Snache and Cat were fighting, they both appeared fucked up
Snache: Fighting against your blanket of course! he sniggers, before Cat punches him in the back of the head AGH! YOU VILE LITTLE-
Doge: he grumbles in embarrassment before speaking up Oh, shit, ah I see you're fighting Cat! he grins as he looks at the two of them Am I right?
Snache: Yeah, now either help me out, or piss off already! he whips Doge with his tail
Tank Cat: He's dealing with me at the moment! Tank Cat rushes up to the fight
Cat: Oh hey Tank Cat! Can you help me against Snache here? He actually gave me a black eye. The audacity of him. he bites Snache in the head, before being shoved off by his tail
Tank Cat: No can do, Doge will join in and support Snache, and it will cause the two of us to face the two of them!
Doge: I suppose I should just back away and- he slowly backs away
Cat: You, get back here! he grabs Doge and tugs him in Hey there Shiba. he giggles as brings him in
Doge: Hey there Feline. he grins awkwardly What the actual hell is going on?
Cat: I don't know, but I am not letting you get away without a fight! No offense Tank Cat, but you can't really fight...
Tank Cat: Minor offense was taken...but not a lot! he sighs in embarrassment Let's hope we can finish off Doge before he can fuck us up!
Snache: Hey! What about me? he jumps up and pounces on the two Cats and bites them, causing their necks to bleed I was gone for a day, yet, the two of you already forgot about me?
Cat: he yelps in pain Yeah...now get off me! he shoves him off Oh by the way Doge, I guess since you complemented my fur on feeling like a perfect duvet cover for a bed, I can only return the favor by saying yours feels like a perfect mattress for a bed! he giggles before nudging him
Doge: he smirks in pride as he stammers Thanks I guess! Heh, things already gotten really embarrassing. he backs away
Cat: You get back here! We're fighting, you know? he pounces on Doge Time to give you some fluffy attacks then. How about I fling you? he smirks as he grabs Doge
Doge: I WAS FIGHTING TANK CAT! How can I switch opponents in such a casual manner!? he gets thrown by Cat as he flies into Gross Cat, who trips on the floor and causes Hippoe to trip over them, flattening the others
Gross Cat: Agh! What the hell was that? Someone get Hippoe off of me! he manages to get out, and saves Doge by pulling him out
Doge: WHAT IS WITH YOU GUYS AND INTERRUPTING EACH OTHER'S FIGHTS!? he jumps up as he tries to shove away Gross Cat
Gross Cat: Lovely, now I have to deal with both the Hippo, AND the Mutt!
Hippoe: Yes, you have to deal with BOTH of us! they smirk as they approach Gross Cat
Gross Cat: Oh shit, where's Bob when I need him? he stammers in fear
Doge: At this point, I'd rather be unconscious under Cat again! he groans as he has to endure more tossing
Hippoe and Gross Cat simultaneously: Under WHO!? they both stare at him in confusion, before resuming their fighting process
Doge: he fidgets in embarrassment It's a long story...trust me. It's really embarrassing too.
Cat: he groans as he hides himself Are they still talking about it? I actually can't believe they won't leave me and Doge alone... he stammers as he resumes the battle with Snache
After a long process of fighting, a scream could be heard, it was Snache, as he was being ganged on by Cat and Tank Cat! Doge was mainly watching in confusion.
Snache: he is severely fucked up HIPPOE, DOGE, HELP ME! CAT AND TANK CAT ARE GOING HAM ON ME! he yelps out in pain as he endures the two biting, kicking and punching him
Hippoe: Don't worry, HIPPOE WILL SAVE THE DAY!
Hippoe rushes into Snache. Cat and Tank Cat instantly run away in fear. Hippoe lands on Snache and makes him unconscious by accident. They look around confused as to where Snache is!
Hippoe: Huh? Snache? Where are you? they look all around the battlefield
Tank Cat: Uhh, he's right...underneath you! he gulps nervously
Cat and Gross Cat simultaneously: HAH! they are both laughing at the scene, while Doge and Tank Cat both look disturbed
All of the other Battle Act members come in swiftly to the scene. Fish Cat pounces on Hippoe and shoves them away. The two start clashing, until Fish Cat bites into Hippoe's torso, causing it to bleed out.
Hippoe: weakly I'll get you for this you filthy little cunt! they cough up some blood as they slowly go unconscious
Fish Cat: Eat dirt, and piss off. he grins childishly as he bites into Hippoe's face, causing them to get knocked out unconscious, he uses his teeth to fling them away, they land on everyone else YAY! I WON.
Doge: Fish Cat, you never fail to traumatize me. he stares at the scene in horror, in less than 10 hours, all of his crew got knocked out cold I'm going to need a lot of therapy for this.
Bob: Yeah, absolutely nothing will help you recover from all the shit we did. HAH! he cracks his knuckles before sending a punch onto Doge's face, causing it to bleed out
Doge: Agh! Yeah, I suppose I should head out. he rubs his injuries I guess I'll see you all in the next battle. Bye. he grabs all of the enemies and makes his way out of there as quick as possible Until we meet again!
Cat: he giggles Bye Doge! he sighs as he looks around God damn, we sure showed off the enemies who the hell we are! I can't believe we actually managed to accomplish all that in one sitting. he sighs before looking up at everyone Let's go grab those Vuvuzela treasure variants and get the actual fuck out of here. he rubs his paws in anticipation
Axe Cat: Phew, it was quite an exhausting battle, but our good friend Fish Cat knew exactly what to do! he grins brightly Now, Bob, you go ahead and grab the treasure variants, okay?
Bob: Yeah, yeah, I'll grab the God damn treasure! he sighs as he walks over to the South African base
Bob busts a hole through the door as he walks right on in. He grabs the Inferior, Normal, and Superior variants of the Vuvuzela. He walks out as he holds all three of the variants in his arms and brings them into the Cat Base.
Fish Cat: Okay, let's make it back inside! I'm so tired, I just want to eat Cat Food and go to sleep! he cackles loudly
Bird Cat: I doubt any of you will believe what happened with me and Those Guys this afternoon! he smiles eagerly as he makes his way inside
All of the Cats and Bob are inside of the Cat Base, they are chilling out and enjoying the rest of the evening before they make their way to bed. They are eating some Cat Food and tending their injuries. They are all listening to Bird Cat explain his unique event. Gross Cat eventually speaks up.
Gross Cat: I still can't believe you actually read nursery rhymes to Those Guys! That must have been the craziest thing I ever heard of. he chuckles as he digs into his Cat Food
Bob: Next time, read "London Bridge is Falling Down"! It'll really be good for their shitty attention spans! HAH! he grins before cracking his neck Say Cat, my buddy, where are we venturing to next?
Cat: Well Bob, my buddy, we are venturing to...he flicks his Log Book to the right page Ghana! We will be trying to obtain the Cacao treasure variants. And we will be facing against Doge, Snache, Those Guys, Pigge, and Jackie Peng. So everyone we faced today except Hippoe! Everyone get your rest, you will be needing a lot of energy tomorrow! I can guarantee on that!
Tank Cat: Yeah, let's all make our way to bed. I feel way too tired to add anything important to this conversation. he yawns, and leans on Fish Cat, to his confusion
Fish Cat: Uh oh. Tank Cat is sleeping on me...I guess it's a good sign for us to head to bed now! he chuckles awkwardly before shoving Tank Cat off of his back
And so, The Battle Act members all make their way to their dormitories to sleep, concluding yet another epic adventure! It was jam-packed and filled to the brim with action and violent combat, it will be remembered fondly by everyone. But for now, our young felines and young Human need to get their energy in order to head to Ghana and fight off their enemies once again. So they will sleep peacefully, as no harm can reach them in their bedrooms! Only time will tell the events of tomorrow's epic adventure.
TO BE CONTINUED
I can't believe I actually did seventeen editions of this fiction. There really aren't any interesting units to add. So I added some interesting story instead. I hope you like the idea of Snache and That Guy C being dancers! It is also the beginning of the fourth arc, so I have to add a lot of story and depth into the plot. I hope you like the execution!
Stay tuned for the next edition coming very soon!
The Battle Cats (2014) and its respective characters and features are all owned by Ponos Corporation.
The character Bob is owned by me, however feel free to use him, just as long as you don't profit, and credit me as the owner.
This fiction is 100% unofficial and can be considered as fan-made!