"HIV-chan! HIV-chan! Owanakata desuuuu~!" Says Mother Host Core, endearingly upon me. "Have you eaten your delicious CD4 cells today?"
"I have eaten them all, I tell Mother Host Core~!" I tell Mother Host Core. "They were delicious and I have assimilated them with my very organism, I tell Mother Host Core~!" I tell Mother Host Core.
"That's very good, darling, but what did I tell you about narrating your life when you're talking to me?"
"You said I should only do it when a significant change happens to my very existence, I tell Mother Host Core as I blossom into Full Blown AIDS," I tell Mother Host Core as I blossom into Full Blown AIDS.
"Good girl~! You're going to make a certain pink hedgehog very happy when I give you up for adoption~!"
"I- what? Mommy, no~!"
But it was too late. And that's how I began my life in my new home.
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The End
Or Beginning...?