"It's been brewed to 176 degrees. Enjoy." Brewster stated as he handed Lemmy Koopa a cup of coffee.
"All right!" Lemmy stated as he noticed Bob and Katt were kissing in the corner, the two cats rubbing each other as he lowered his cup of coffee. "Uhhh..."
"They do this every night. It's like they have a relationship or something." Lakithunder stated as he moved his hands around.
"I know, isn't it, like, so cute?" Amy Rose gushed as she held her hands together, blinking.
Lemmy ignored Amy as he faced Lakithunder. "I thought you were selling electricity." He commented, rolling his right hand around.
"Well I thought you were selling tires. Maybe you got tired of the tire business." Lakithunder punned as he sipped his cup of coffee, shaking his head. "Can't a guy come and charge up for once?"
Lemmy and Amy both groaned at Lakithunder's puns as Brewster continued to brew up some coffee, with Toadette and the Ice Climbers entering as they noticed Bob and Katt being passionate with each other.
"Awww!" Toadette and Nana remarked as they held their hands together, smiling.
"Ewww, gross!" Popo exclaimed as he stuck his tongue out, closing his eyes as he shook his head. "Boys should not be kissing girls! Girls are nothing but icky, cootie infested fart factories!"
Unfortunately for Popo, that earned him a beating on the house from Toadette, Nana, and Amy, with even Katt joining in on the brawl as everyone else watched in disbelief, simply enjoying the ensuing melee as Popo screamed in pain, getting smashed beyond all recognition.
"All right Mr. Author, we get it. Stop." Mr. Resetti grumbled as he smacked down his cup of coffee. "You're sounding like Lakithunder over there."
Lakithunder frowned as he lowered his eyes, shaking his head. "Everyone always likes to break my wind... sigh..."
Lady Palutena farted loudly as she blushed, hearing her brassy poot echo within the Roost as everyone except the girls beating up the severely injured Popo glared all at her.
"S-sorry... I had some of my own revolting dinner again..." Palutena admitted as she innocently touched her fingertips together, with everyone else rolling their eyes.