In the southern coast of Chile, Team Zeta was sent to search for any sign of the previous team who ventured inside SCP-455. Hades, Athena and Zeus were posted outside the perimeter, while Cerberus was inside investigating.
"I still believe we should've gone with him." Hades said.
"Are you worried about your pup not making it?" Zeus said with a cocky smile.
"At least I give a shit about someone, unlike you." He said with spite.
"Can you both shut up? I'm going to check up on him." Athena said while turning on the communicator. "Status report, Cerberus."
Cerberus was in what seemed to be the bottom part of the ship. It was flooded with unnaturally blue colored water. The bodies of the search team were floating. He noted the disintegration on their skin. "I found the missing search team. But they didn't make it."
"What a shocker. Next you're going to tell me that thing is alive." Zeus snarked.
"It is a possibility. Can you retrieve them and take a sample of the water?" Athena said.
Cerberus pulled out a jar, when Robert emerged from the water. His body was covered in black sludge. "Help…me…"
Cerberus wakes up. The first thing he sees is the monster being mere inches from his face. He instinctively punches her, causing her to fall on the floor. She massages her cheek, baring her sharp teeth at him. He looks around to find himself back in his chamber.
"Good morning, Cerberus." Simon speaks through the intercom. "How are you feeling?"
"...I'm fine. Just a little sore." He says.
"I'm glad to hear you're doing well. Could you…step out of the chamber, please?" She asks. He raises an eyebrow, but notices the monster rubbing herself on the bed frame. He gladly follows orders and exits. The door closes shut.
Simon is next to the panel. "Did she follow you?" He shakes his head. She lets out a sigh of relief. "Thank you for your honesty. Follow me." They go into the same white room when he was first detained. They sit across from each other. "Even if you lied, the O-5 council has discovered your behavior to be unusual after the first test. And after the SCP-106 containment breach, she has been designated as SCP-9893-1."
He groans. "I knew this shit would happen."
"Can you describe her for me?" He explains her features. "Really? Not quite what I expected after what she did to 106."
"You're telling me. And I have no idea why she even follows me around or why I seem to be the only one who can see."
"Does she remind you of someone? Could be a family trying to protect you."
He thinks for a moment. "That wouldn't make sense. My real family aren't here and she doesn't resemble anyone I know. If anything, she looks like me."
"May-"
"No. That horndog is jacking off right now. I would never do that." He says firmly. Simon is at a loss of word for his bluntness. "This w-" A sudden flash of Robert pops in his brain and chokes on his word. A wave of coldness spreads across his body, becoming unresponsive. Simon is getting worried. He performs a breathing exercise. "...They say the more you're exposed to something, the more you get used to it. That's the biggest cope I've ever heard. The knife plunged into your heart will forever be painful, no matter how long it's lodged there."
There is a moment of silence. "I'm sorry to hear that. But with treatment and care, all wounds will heal in time." She looks at the clipboard. Her instructions are written that she needs a reproductive sample from him. She puts it down. "You know what? I know the perfect thing that will cheer you up!"
Sector 2
They arrive at a room that looks like a typical daycare for kids. He recognizes the place. "SCP-999?" Upon hearing the name, the happy go lucky yellow blob slither towards him. "Heh. How you doing little buddy?" He kneels. She jiggles with joy. With the many deceptions, corruption and horrors that exist in every world, there's at least one creature who genuinely cares about everyone's well being. She senses his despair and embraces him dearly. "Ah come on." He protests but doesn't break away. "Hey, let's do something fun together." He smiles as he goes to grab a box of jigsaw puzzles. She gurgles with happiness.
Simon is delighted to see both getting along. Her phone starts ringing. She steps out of the room and picks it up. "Hello?"
"Simon, where the hell are you?" Sarbosa asks.
"I'm at Sector 2 with Cerberus to spend time with SCP-999."
She sighs. "You know you're supposed to take a sample from her. I'm becoming moist with anticipation!" There's a grunt in the background.
"What was that?" Simon asks.
"Doing my job from my end. As long as you do yours, there shouldn't be an issue. Who knows, maybe you'll enjoy her otherworldly sexual experience!" She cackles. Simon groans. She hates it when Sarbosa acts like a degenerate. "Anyways, I am going to leave you be. Hope you have as much fun as me!" She hangs up.
Simon goes back inside, where Cerberus is playing an acoustic guitar. "There are many things that I would like to say to you, but I don't know how~!" SCP-999 starts playing the Full House theme with the saxophone. He laughs as he does the guitar riff. "When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home~! Everywhere you look! Everywhere you look! Chip-a-dee-ba-ba-dow!" He puts the guitar down and pats the blob's head.
Simon claps. "That was amazing!"
He walks towards her. "I feel a lot better. I was worried that all you cared about was my dick, but you're still the same ol' Simon." She is confused. "Dick is my appendage." He points at his crotch.
"O-Oh. Right, right." She nervously chuckles.
"I'm just hesitant. Everyone is suffering while I'm here in most men's fantasies." He looks at the ceiling. "There's no way I can move on with that in the back of my mind."
"I'm sure they would want you to move on. Besides, they'll eventually find their peace once they run out of energy to consume. Entities that big can't survive by sun rays alone." She places her hand on his shoulder. "Their suffering will not be in vain, so long as you keep living." SCP-999 comforts him by hugging his legs.
"...Everything will work out in the end." He feels a little lighter. "Thank you. I appreciate the help." He faces her. "I'm ready to give my sample." She hands him a jar and he goes to the nearest bathroom to do the deed.
Simon is with SCP-999, who is putting a square into a circle hole. "I wonder what she is doing right now…"
Site-19
The monster is in Cerberus's chamber. Her appendages tied on the bed frames. Sarbosa is wearing a black lingerie, analyzing the monster up and down.
"Such a beauty!" She gets on top of her. "You thought I couldn't see you before? Ohoho~! I have a gift that many can't control." She rips the bandages, exposing the monster's pert breasts. She is about to complain, when Sarbosa unveils her milkers. The monster heavily blushes. "I know I have a job to do, but that doesn't mean we can't have fun~!"
The researchers hear unholy moans coming out from the chamber. They keep moving, not wanting to witness what that mad woman is doing.
