Hey, guys! Welcome to the next chapter of The Adventures of Dexter Douglass and Freakazoid! I hope that you guys will enjoy the new chapter...anyway, I don't own anything except for my OCs.
NOW LET'S GET ON WITH THE STORY!
{The Adventures of Dexter Douglass and Freakazoid Season 1, Episode 3: The Dance of Doom and Freakazoid and Friends Song!}
It was a beautiful night in Washinton DC as we cue over to a random street in the city and we see a bunch of civilians running away as a roaring caveman-like supervillain could be seen bursting out of the Washington DC Bank and landed on the ground while having a bunch of bags filled with money attached to his loincloth as a bunch of police officers drove into the scene to try and arrest him, only for the cave-like supervillain to ran over to grab onto a nearby lampost and used his superhuman strength to rip it out of the ground as he proceeds to whack away all of the Police Cars, causing them to fly over and crash down into the ground with the police officers themselves heavily injured by the crash-landing but thankfully not dead as the cave-like supervillain lets out a loud evil laugh.
Standing before us is a 12-feet-tall, 35,000-year-old Mutated Human Cave Man with black eyes, short slick black hair, black eyebrows, pointy ears, a big stumpy nose, a sharp chin, Blue Skin, a tall muscular build, and his outfit consists of a sabertooth teeth necklace, a brown loincloth wrapped around his waist, and no shoes as he also carried around a giant brown club that was strapped to his back with the help of some green vines. His name is Royce Mumphry AKA Cave Guy, a large blue immortal caveman who is surprisingly well-educated and erudite as he is a wanted criminal in five states.
"I'm sorry, Coppers, but I'm smarter than the usual cavemen. I've sucribe to the New Yorker after all." Cave Guy says with a pompous, rich-like accent as dual spotlights shined down at him and a glaring Royce is quick to run away to try and escape the Washinton DC Police as we cue over to the Douglass House and we zoom in as we see Dexter sitting in front of his computer and was working on it with his Cat, Mr. Chubbinkins, lying in his lab as a bored Darcy lied on his bed and was messing with her phone as Debbie popped her head in the room.
"Dexter, honey, would you and Darcy like to watch, 'America's Most Wanted', with us?"
"No, thanks, Mom. We're kind of busy right now." Dexter says while turning to his mother as she pouted.
"Oh, Dexter, you and Darcy are sixteen years old. You should go out there and have fun. I mean, wasn't there a dance at your school tonight?"
"Yeah, but it's filled with jocks and stuck-up bitches. I would rather lay in Dexter's bed all day than go to that annoying dance." Darcy says with a scoff and rolls her eyes, although she secretly wanted Dexter to ask her out to the school dance as her date, but won't dare to say that out loud.
"Darcy's right. We don't want to go, so we decided to stay here and mess around with my computer." Dexter says as Debbie sighs heavily and rolls her eyes.
"Oh, you spend far too much time on your computer. It's not healthy."
"It's my life."
"Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! That is so very, very, very sad." Debbie laughed mockingly with a fake sweet smile while turning around to walk away as she closes the door behind her.
"Damn, no offense, Dex, but your family is just as bad as mine are...well, not exactly, but you get my point." Darcy says as she sits up on Dexter's bed in a cross-legged position and glances over at him seriously. "So, are you sure that messing around with your computer is a good idea?"
"Of course, Darcy." An excited Douglass says as he continues messing around with his computer. "If we can find a way to have a safer access to get in and out of Cyberspace, we can find a way to find Roddy and bring him back to the real world."
"I know, but he said it was dangerous to try and get into Cyberspace. What if we get trapped in there forever?" Darcy asked worriedly as Dexter turned to her with a reassuring look on his face.
"Yeah, that's why we are going to do this the smart and slow way instead of just zapping into Cyberspace recklessly like Freak wanted to do."
"Hey, that would've been more fun, though..." A pouting Freakazoid says as Dexter rolls his eyes.
"Yeah and we be stuck in Cyberspace forever..."
"Hey, I would've found a way for us to get back home. I did it before...well, by accident, but still." Freakazoid says as Dexter rolls his eyes and continues working on his computer as Darcy lays back down on her bed to continue watching funny videos on her phone.
[The Adventures of Dexter Douglass and Freakazoid Theme Song!]
Super teen extraordinaire!
Freakazoid, Freakazoid!
In a pitch-black void of darkness, we could see a flashlight shining through it as the title of the story could be briefly seen before revealing the face of the superpowerful, internet-powered, cartoonish Humantar Hybrid Freakazoid as he smiles at the readers brightly with his tongue sticking out playfully as we then zoomed back and see Freakazoid holding onto a flashlight close to his face as he then tossed it away and proceeds to flex and show off his muscular body as he smirked at the readers.
Flies around in underwear!
Freakazoid, Freakazoid!
Laughing gleefully, the blue-skinned teenager then suddenly gained a determined look as he crouched down and took off into the air at high speeds thanks to his superpowers as Freakazoid held out his arms and continued flying around in the air while making some whooshing airplane sounds that the red-suited teenage superhero DEFINITELY thought were necessary to make as Freakazoid ignored Dexter's pleas to stop making the rather childish noise and could basically feel his Human half shaking his head in dismay and embarrassment.
Rescues Washington, D.C.!
Freakazoid, Freakazoid!
Near the White House, we could see a grinning Freakazoid standing on top of a giant pile of groaning, injured, defeated villains with a victorious look on his face as the Avatar/Human Hybrid was surrounded by a group of civilians that were cheering for him and smirked cockily as Freakazoid waved back at his cheering fans gleefully...
Unless something better's on TV!
Freakazoid, Freakazoid!
...but then we pull back and see Freakazoid sitting around lazily on Dexter's family couch with his cat Mr. Chubbikins lying near him, watching an old news coverage of one of his heroic exploits with Dexter's best friend Darcy Lewis sitting upside down beside him as she had a bored expression on her face, which was shared with Freakazoid as he decided to flip through the channels to see if there was anything good now...both apparently oblivious to a giant monster attacking aside as it took a loud, annoyed yell from Dexter to remind Freakazoid that there was a monster attack outside going on as the blue-skinned superhero frantically ran outside in the form of a bolt of lightning while Darcy merely shrugs at this casually and continued watching TV.
His brain's overloaded!
It has some chocolate coating!
A textbook case for Sigmund Freud!
Freakazoid, Freakazoid!
An X-Ray scan of Freakazoid's head could be seen on the screen as multiple cartoonishly large lightning symbols appeared beside his brain, shocking it as it shook around before overloading as it exploded, and was covered with some chocolate sauce as a giant white-gloved hand appeared and grabbed onto the X-Ray paper as we zoom back and see Freakazoid sitting on a therapists chair as he proceeds to eat the delicious X-Ray before turning to a curious Sigmund Freud as the young hero continued venting about his day to him.
Check out, Dexter Douglas!
Nerd, computer ace!
Was surfing on the internet and got zapped into Cyberspace!
A smiling Dexter Douglass could be seen sitting in front of his desk, facing his laptop as a bored Darcy stood beside him and watched on as her excited childhood best friend puts in some kind of weird code onto the URL of the Goggle Website before being followed by pressing the 'Delete' button as, before both teens could react, his laptop began glowing brightly, and a concentrated beam of digital energy was shot out of it as collided against a stunned Dexter's body and the young teen could only let out a surprised/agonizing scream as his body was transformed into digital code and was sucked onto his computer as Darcy could only watch on in stunned shock/worry.
He turned into the Freakazoid!
He's strong and super quick!
Floating in the heart of Cyberspace, Dexter could only let out a terrified scream as his brain, body, and DNA were forcibly imbued with superpowers and all the knowledge of the Internet as digital yellow energy appeared on his chest and began expanding across his whole body as a yelping Dexter was swiftly transformed into Freakazoid, who was still wearing Dexter's glasses and clothes as the recently born Humantar looks around confusedly/hopefully/fearfully for a few seconds...before beaming brightly as Freakazoid gave the readers his usual bright, cheery smile and a thumbs-up as a big digital yellow aura covered his body, and Freakazoid proceeds to fly out of view to the pathway of freedom to unleash his crazy but awesome powers onto the world.
He drives the villains crazy cause he's a lunatic!
Deep in the center of Dexter's brain, we cue to the Freakalair as we see a smiling Dexter and Darcy standing in front of a line of all of their mortal foes crouching down in front of them in a straight line as Freakazoid appeared before them in a flash of yellow lightning and glared down at the humans angrily...before smirking as he pulled out two giant hammers as Darcy eagerly grabbed hers while Dexter nervously grabbed his mallet but had slight trouble holding it due to his lack of strength.
Noticing this, Freakazoid decided to give his human half a helping hand as he helped Dexter lift up his hammer, and the trio proceeded to bonk every single villain on the head with their mallets as some congo music played and, can't help himself, Freakazoid snatched his friends' mallets from out of their hands as the blue-skinned hybrid proceeds to hit himself with the mallets multiple times like a lunatic. Not hurting himself in the slightest by the self-inflected mallet whacks, Freakazoid stops as he smiles at his shocked friends goofily with broken teeth and his tongue sticking out as his body broke apart like a mirror and his shattered pieces fell onto the floor as Dexter and Darcy stared at this with wide eyes...before snorting as they chuckled and was later joined by a fixed up Freakazoid that appeared out of nowhere as he places his large muscular arms over Dexter and Darcy's shoulders as they all shared a joyful laugh.
His home base is the Freakalair!
Freakazoid, Fricassee!
Whirling around a huge red/white electrical tower, we could see a grinning Freakazoid flying around in his lightning form in his Freakalair while giving a laughing Dexter and Darcy a ride on his sparkling back as they zoomed past a glowing billboard with a large sign that read, 'Freakazoid!', and had a picture of Freakazoid lying on a large plate filled with vegetables like a delicious Thanksgiving turkey as he had a giant green apple lodged onto his mouth.
Floyd the barber cuts his hair!
Freakazoid, Chimpanzee!
A concentrated Floyd the Barber could be seen cutting a grinning Freakazoid's hair off from his head while he was sitting on a barber chair as the barber finished cutting his hair, giving him a buzzcut as he proceeded to disappear out of thin air and a smirking Freakazoid stood up from his chair as he struck a heroic pose and suddenly the screen was changed to show a cute video of a real-life chimpanzee jumping up and down excitedly from a rock on his exhibit.
Rides around in the Freakmobile!
Freakazoid, Freakazoo!
Bursting through the video of the cute little bouncing chimpanzee, we could see Freakazoid riding around Washington D.C. on his Freakmobile with a smiling Darcy riding beside him on the passenger seat as both teens laughed loudly and continued riding down the streets at ridiculously fast speeds as Freakazoid made sure to ignore Dexter's yells of speed violations and getting caught by the police for speeding, reckless driving and, for some weird reason, playing a kazoo while driving.
Hopes to make a movie deal!
Freaka me, Freaka you!
A smirking Freakazoid could be seen standing on top of a large star with his name on it as Dexter and Darcy stood beside him as the trio wore fancy clothes and made sure to smile for the reporters as they took multiple pictures of the group while they were standing in front of a large sign of Freakazoid wearing Uncle Sam Clothes as he pointed at the readers with a big silly smile on his face as the words, 'Freaka me, Freaka you' were plastered above him.
They're here to save the nation!
But first, let me ask you this question!
Standing on top of the Earth, Dexter Douglass and Freakazoid could be seen walking across the planet with their arms wrapped around each other as they had big smiles on their faces due to being applauded by their proud and cheering parents, their older brother Duncan, Darcy, Steff, Crossgrove, Roddy, Valerie, and Nick as fireworks and confetti rang out in the background.
Would you please give this story a favorite and a review?
Dexter, Freakazoid, and Darcy could be seen standing in front of a room that was completely black as they were holding up big signs that read, 'Please give this story a favorite and a review or else we will be terminated' as the trio gave the readers big, pleading, nervous smiles as they chuckled warily.
Anyway, without further ado!
Let me introduce you!
THE ADVENTURES OF DEXTER DOUGLASS AND FREAKAZOID!
Grunting, Freakazoid used his superhuman strength to leap up high into the sky and was able to hover a bit in mid-air as a flash of yellow lightning occurred, and it split apart the Avatar/Human Hybrid's body as we could see a smiling Dexter on one side of the body and a grinning Freakazoid on the other half of the body as a laughing Darcy could be seen riding on his back and hugged both teens as they smiled at this with a blush as the title of the story appeared above them.
[The Adventures of Dexter Douglass and Freakazoid Theme Song Over!]
"Ugh, this is so annoying." Cave Guy says while hiding inside of an alleyway as he was taking a break from running and glanced out briefly to see tons of Police Cars and Police Helicopters driving/flying around, trying to look for him as he growled. "With all of these heat, I would never be able to escape into the Hamptons." Cave Guy says with a glare before noticing Harry Connick Highschool standing near him as it seems to be having a Daylight Savings Dance and a bunch of teenagers wearing dresses and tuxedos can be seen entering in and out of the school as Royce slowly gains a genius idea in his head. "He, he, he, perhaps a hostage or twenty could help out." Cave Guy says with an evil grin on his face as he begins making his way over to the highschool and we cue back over to the Douglass Household as we see Dexter and Darcy making their way downstairs as they walk up to Debbie and Douglass, who was still watching TV in the Family Living Room.
"Hey, Mom, Dad, Darcy wanted to know if there were any pizza rolls left?"
"Sorry, Dexter, your Mother ate them all...all 24 of them." Douglass says while giving Debbie a disgusted and disapproving look as she shrugs helplessly.
"I was peckish I can make more-,"
"We interrupt our regularly scheduled program to bring you breaking news!" A Reporter says as the TV switched from America's Most Wanted to the News Channel and a Reporter can be seen standing in front of Harry Connick Highschool as it was surrounded by the Washinton DC Police Force. "If you just join us, Cave Guy is currently holding students hostages in what could turn out to be a story bigger than Donald Trump's Failed Assasination Attempt."
"Wait, that's Harry Connick Highschool." A shocked Darcy says as Dexter nodded in agreement with a worried look on his face.
"Yeah, our highschool."
"It's lucky that you two didn't go," Debbie says as Douglass nodded in agreement.
"Yeah, let's praise by the fact you two don't have any social life." Douglass says as the lovebirds glared at them in annoyance and turned around to walk into the hallway as Darcy turned to Dexter.
"Dex, you know what you have to do." Darcy says as Dexter sighs heavily but nods in agreement as he takes a deep breath.
"Freak Out!" Dexter exclaimed as a loud 'SHE-ZAP!' noise rang out and we see him transforming himself into Freakazoid with a rain of yellow sparks and lightning. "Whoo-hoo! Yes! I'm in the story!" Freakazoid says with a big grin on his face while turning himself into living yellow lightning as he zoomed over to grab Darcy and zipped her out of the house as they landed in the front yard. "To the school!"
"So how are we going to travel to the crime scene this time? Flight or lightning?" Darcy asked worriedly while preparing to brace herself for the trip as Freakazoid turned to smirk at her cockily.
"Sorry, babe, but for our second supervillain fight, we are going to ride in style." Freakazoid says while reaching behind him to pull out a set of keys as he presses the button on it and it causes a giant fancy-looking car to appear in the scene with the words, 'The Freakmobile' written on it and the visor opens up, overall resembling like a cartoony version of the bat mobile as both Dexter and Darcy had stunned looks on their faces as their jaws dropped in shock.
"Okay, since when did we have that?!" Dexter asked with a surprised tone as Freakazoid scoffed and rolled his eyes.
"Uh, ever since the first chapter. Didn't you watch the intro, Dexy? Anyway, Darcy? Hop on board."
"Gladly." A smirking and excited Darcy says while going over to leap inside of the Freakmobile and landing on the passenger seat as Freakazoid swiftly turned himself into living yellow lightning and flew over to zap himself in the driver's seat as two seatbelts shoot out of the chairs and wrapped around their bodies as the visor closed up. "Wait, do you even know how to drive?"
"Nope," Freakazoid says with a cheerful smile on his face as he was then shocked by yellow electricity. "Now I do! Hang tight, Darcy!" Freakazoid warned while gripping his steering wheel with a big maniacal grin on his face as a worried Darcy braced herself and squealed in both shock and excitement as Freak slammed his foot on the pedal and they drove forward as they began cruising through the streets of Washinton DC at high speeds. "Now, come on, my sexy goth busty sidekick, nothing will distract us from saving all of those innocent people back at Harry Connick Highschool! Noth-Ooh, look, it's Crossgrove!" A serious Freakazoid says before perking up at the sight of a police officer standing near his parked car, taking a smoke break as he drove the Freakmobile over to him and the visor opened up as Freak waved at him eagerly. "Hey, Cosgrove!"
Standing before them is a 5'8-feet-tall, 50-year-old Man with black eyes, slickblack grey hair, thin grey eyebrows, a big bulbous nose, a sharp chin, Wrinkled Caucasian Skin, a tall muscularly slim build, and was currently wearing his Police Uniform. His name is Sergeant Mike Cosgrove, Freakazoid's best friend and ally who had found out Dexter's Secret Identity a while back after they stopped a robbery together and Freakazoid stupidly changed back into his Human Form in front of him as he also has the ability to get anyone to cease any activity by pointing at them and firmly saying, 'Cut it out'.
"Hey, Freakazoid, Darcy. You two want to go out for a mint?"
"Okay!" An excited Freakazoid says as a glaring Darcy glared at him.
"What?! Hell no! We still have to..." Darcy says just as Freakazoid turns to her with puppy dog eyes as she groans and frowns. "Fine, we can have some mint." Darcy says as Freakazoid squeals excitedly and we fast forward in time as we see that the Humanatar and the Police Officer had parked their respective cars in front of the Make Mine Mint Factory as they both had eaten some mints.
"Ah, I gotta say, that was one fine mint."
"Yep, it was...oh, and by the way, are you going to deal with that hostage situation back at your school or something?" Cosgrove asked as Freakazoid flinched and gained a determined look.
"That's right! Duty calls!" Freakazoid says while closing up the visor on his Freakmobile and it did a small donut before driving off as a shrugging Cosgrove went back to eating his mint. "Next stop, Harry Connick Highschool!"
"Wait, wait, wait, I just realized something," Darcy says as she turns to a curious Freakazoid with a serious look on her face. "I can't be seen with you," Darcy says as Freakazoid pouted in confusion.
"What? Why?"
"Uh, hello, Freak, what do you think people are going to think when they see Darcy hanging out with the superhero Freakazoid? That would make people suspicious and eventually find out our secret identity." Dexter pointed out as Freakazoid hummed thoughtfully and nodded.
"Understood, don't worry, I have the perfect solution to this problem," Freakazette says with a sly grin on his face while reaching over to press a button on his dashboard as a big red curtain dropped down around Darcy, covering her from view as they then separated to reveal that Darcy was wearing a Batgirl-like mask with a string yellow/black bikini that barely hid her D-Cup Breasts and hairy pussy.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Darcy squealed in embarrassment and anger while covering herself as Freakazoid openly stared at her lustfully. "FREAKAZOID!"
"What? Too revealing?"
"WHAT DO YOU THINK?!" A blushing and angry Darcy yelled as Freakazoid chuckled.
"Alright, then what about this?" Freakazoid says while reaching over to press a button on the dashboard to have the red curtains appear and cover up her body from view as they then separate to reveal that Darcy is now wearing a very revealing Powergirl Suit.
"Yeah, no. You got anything else?"
"Ugh, fine..." A deadpanned Freakazoid while reaching over to press a button on the dashboard to have the red curtains appear and cover up her body from view as they then separate to reveal that Darcy is now wearing her normal outfit again but has a black mask that barely covers her face.
"...Seriously?"
"Hey, you rejected my other costume ideas, so this is the best that we can get at the short notice. Anyway, let's make haste to Harry Connick Highschool!" Freakazoid screamed while slamming his foot on the gas pedal as the Freakmobile road down the street at high speeds and we then cue back to the Harry Connick Highschool as we see all of the students standing around nervously and watched on as a glaring Cave Guy was staring out of the window angrily and a scared teenage girl can be seen pushing another equally scared teenage girl towards him.
Standing before us is a 5'10-feet-tall, 16-year-old girl with blue eyes that have black mascara, long straight blonde hair tied up into a high ponytail, thick black eyebrows, a small nose, red lipstick a sharp chin, F-Cup Breasts, Caucasian Skin, a tall slender curvy build, a heart-shaped thick ass, and she was currently wearing a sleeveless long red dress and a pair of red high heel shoes. Her name is Stephanie 'Steff' Tanner, an active member of the Harry Connick Highschool Student Counsel, and a Camp Counselor.
Standing before us is a 5'8-feet-tall, 16-year-old girl with light brown eyes, long luscious wavy dark blue hair that reaches down to her back, thin dark blue eyebrows, a small nose, a sharp chin, G-Cup Breasts, Caucasian Skin, a tall hourglass build, a big bubbly ass, and she was currently wearing a sleeveless dark gray dress that showed off her cleavage, a pair of white elbow-length gloves, and a pair of black high heel shoes. Her name is Valerie Martin, a member of the Harry Connick Highschool.
"Find out what he wants, you're the one in the student council."
"But you get along better with older guys," Steff says as Valerie pauses a bit and grows angry by the subtle roast.
"Hey, what do you mean by that?" Valerie asked with a glare as a nervous Steff walked over to Cave Guy.
"Excuse me, do you know how long this will take?"
"Why?" Cave Guy asked curiously as he turned to her.
"You see, some of us have a reservation saved over at the Green Gourd," Steff says awkwardly as the Cave Guy scoffs and rolls his eyes dryly.
"Yes, I have dined at the Green Gourd. You are better off as hostages."
"Wow, you are rather well-spoken for a...Primordial American." Steff says with a tense smile as Cave Guy leans over to her with a big smile on her face.
"You are so kind." Cave Guy says before growing angry and roared loudly into her face savagely as he then reaches over to grab Steff and a surprised Valerie as Royce is planning to take them outside to demand the police to let him leave the city or else he will crush the girls to death but stopped as a loud car horn rang out and the Freakmobile suddenly burst through the walls of the Harry Connick Highschool as it rode over to collide against a surprised Cave Guy, sending him flying over to crash against the wall with a pained grunt as he accidentally send both Steff and Valerie flying up high into the air as the visor of the Freakmobile opened up and Freakazoid popped out to raise his arms and caught both ladies as he grinned smugly.
"Don't worry, ladies, your savior has arrived~," Freakazoid says before turning himself into living yellow lightning as he zoomed away, leaving behind a confused Steff and Valerie as Darcy popped out.
"Come on, let me take you two to safety."
"Oh, thank you, mysterious person," Steff says with a relieved tone as Darcy blinks in surprise and gains a deadpanned look.
"Bitch, are you fucking serious?" Darcy asked incredulously, unable to believe that Freakazoid's disguise had worked as she had gone to school with both Steff and Valerie, and yet none of her could recognize her. "Ugh, whatever, let's just go." Darcy says while reaching over to grab Steff and Valerie's arms to lead them away as Freakazoid zapped himself over to appear in front of Cave Guy, who got up from the ground and reached up to rub his head as he glared at him.
"Who the hell are you?"
"I'm Freakazoid, the superhero of Washinton DC," Freakazoid says while striking a heroic pose as his cape flies in the wind. "And I command you to stop your evil-Ugh!" Freakazoid says before grunting in pain as a glaring Cave Guy delivers a mighty punch across his face and sends Freak flying over to crash against the wall.
"Well, Freakazoid, I'm Cave Guy, and I don't take kindly to you ruining my plans." Cave Guy says while noticing that Darcy was leading everyone out of the school as he was aiming to stop them.
"Alright, Freak, next time, less heroic speeches and just action," Dexter says as Freakazoid nods and gains a determined look as he covers himself in a yellow digital aura and flies over to deliver a strong punch across Cave Guy's face just as he was about to try and attack a frozen Darcy as he was sent flying over to crash against the punch table.
"There, here's some punch for ya," Freakazoid says with a grin while floating in the air as a glaring and recovered Cave Guy stands up from the floor as the Mutated Cavemen roars loudly and charges over to attack the Humanatar.
Turning himself into living yellow lightning, Freakazoid then zapped over to appear in front of Cave Guy and avoided his club swing as he then turned himself into living yellow lightning again and began zipping around while throwing multiple punches and kicks across Royce's face before a smirking Freak zapped above him and delivered a mighty kick across his face to send the Mutated Cave Man to fly over and crash against the wall with a pained grunt as Freakazoid then landed on the ground and ran over to throw a punch at his face, only for Cave Guy to reach up and catch his punch as a big shockwave rang out.
Surprised to see someone be able to catch his punch, Freakazoid then yelped in pain as Cave Guy swung his club over to collide against his head, stretching it away as it then retracted and Freak gave him a mighty headbutt against Royce's face, causing him to grunt in pain before glaring as he reached over to grab the Humanatar and proceeds to run over to slam Freak against the bleachers and let go of him as the Mutated Cave Man then raised his arms to try and slam his hands down at Freakazoid, who quickly turned himself into living yellow lightning and zipped underneath him to appear behind him.
Smirking at the readers cockily, Freakazette then pulled back his fist and began counting from three to one as a confused Cave Guy slowly turned to him, allowing the Humanatar to throw a powerful punch across his face with said punch getting repeated over and over again as a big shockwave rang out and the Mutated Cave Man was sent flying over to crash through the wall as he falls down in front of Harry Connick Highschool with all of the students turning to him in shock and Cave Guy got knocked out by the punch as Freak zapped over to appear on top of him and began bowing playfully to Darcy and the others as they all cheered loudly.
"...Take them away, boys." A smirking Freakazoid says as we fast forward to morning time and we see the Washinton DC Police Force, including Cosgrove, dragging away a heavily bruised and glaring Cave Guy as the rest of the police were checking in on the students of Harry Connick Highschool and Freak could be standing near the school with Darcy standing nearby as a creeper suddenly appeared out of nowhere.
"Do you want to see something strange and mystical?" The Creeper asked with a deranged and maniacal tone in his voice as Freakazoid turned to glare at him furiously.
"NOOOOOOOOOO! GET OUTTA HERE WITH THAT WATCH! LAY OFF THE POOR BEAVERS, WILLYA!? SHEEEEEESH! YOU'RE A CREEP! GO AWAY! WE WERE HAVING A GOOD TIME UNTIL YOU SHOWED UP, JEEPERS! GO HAVE SOME COFFEE! WITH CREAM! OR SOMETHING! BECAUSE I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING, THIS IS A HAPPY PLACE!" Freakazoid snapped furiously with a worried and scared Creeper crawling away as the Humanatar panted heavily but then calmed down when Steff appeared out of nowhere as she walked over to kiss him on the cheek.
"Thanks for saving me and my friend earlier, Freakazoid, call us soon~," Steff says while winking at a blushing Freakazoid playfully as Valerie appears and walks over to him with a seductive grin on her face.
"You were really something tonight~," Valerie says while leaning over to give a stunned Freakazoid a kiss on the mouth passionately before letting go of him as she then reached up to grab her dress and pulled it down enough to reveal her G-Cup Breasts at him in gratitude, causing Freakazoid to gain bugged out eyes and gained a big bulge in his jumpsuit as Valarie lets go of him and gave him a saucy grin as she then turned around to leave.
"Wow, nice going, Freak." An annoyed Darcy says while walking over to Freakazoid, who pouted.
"Oh, come on, Darcy, I'm a superhero, don't I deserve to have some reward?"
"...Hmmm, you know what, you are right?" Darcy asked with a sly grin as she made sure to look around to make sure that no one was looking at them. "But you want to know something, Freakazoid? Why don't you try and freak in more often?"
"Freak In?" A confused Freakazoid asked just as a loud 'SHE-ZAP!' noise rang out as we see him transforming himself back into Dexter and Darcy reached over to grab him by the front of his shirt as she pulled him over to give him a passionate kiss on the mouth before separating as the Goth Girl winked at him saucily.
"Nice work out there, hero~," Darcy says with a blushing Dexter babbling a bit as he heard Freakazoid yelling angrily in their shared mind about getting cockblocked.
~[Freakazoid and Friends Intro]~
Franky and the Warners: It's time for Freakazoid and Friends!
Where the insanity never ends!
Justice, they defends!
You're sure to get the bends!
From Freakazoid and Friends!
It was a quiet and normal morning in Toon Town-Burbank California as we then appeared at the Warner Bros. Studio and we zoom into the parking lot as we cue over at the Warner Bro.' Water Tower and the giant-ass steel shield door on the water tower suddenly opened up harshly as we see Freakazette, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot popping out of the water tower with big grins on their faces as they spread out their arms and danced along for a bit before jumping out of their home as we see a smirking Freakazoid landing on the ground and held close to his limbs as he began lightly bouncing forward on his butt and jumped off.
Landing on Planet Earth, we then see a giant Dexter and Freakazoid standing in place while saluting to a giant Flag of America planted before them as we then see Dexter, Freakazoid, Darcy, Roddy, Debbie, Douglass, Duncan, Steff, Valerie, The Lobe, Cave Guy, Freakshow, Candle Jack, Cobra Queen, Eye of Newt, the Lawn Gnomes, Fan Boy, the Huntsman, Kid Carrion, Lord Bravery, Mo-Ron, and Emmitt Nervend standing on a grassy area with a huge blue sign that reads, 'Freakazoid and Friends!'.
Franky and the Warners: When Dexter becomes Freakazoid, they show their super stuff!
They battle Lobe and Monster Beast and villains who are tough!
Like Candle Jack and Cobra Queen, Cave Guy can be rough!
There's Fanboy, Mo-Ron, Eye of Newt, and that's about enough!
A smiling Dexter can be seen working on his computer with Darcy standing near them as they were trying to find out the secrets about Cyberspace, but then their phones show live news coverage of the Lobe and the Swamp Monster working on launching a giant rocket into space to then crash down into the Earth to destroy all of America if they don't give them both billions of dollars as Dexter quickly screamed, 'Freak Out!', and a loud 'SHE-ZAP!' noise rang out as we see him transforming himself into Freakazoid with a rain of yellow sparks and lightning and reached over to grab Darcy as he then turned them both into living yellow lightning and zipped them over to appear in front of the Lobe and the Swamp Monster, who were standing near the rocket as Darcy was quick to distract the supervillains while Freakazoid sneakily reached into his Hammerspace to pull out some rope and used his superhuman speed to zoom over and grab the supervillains as he swiftly tied them both against the rocket and a smirking Darcy walked over to grab a remote as she pressed a button on it to send a screaming Lobe and Swamp Monster up into space.
We then see a glaring Darcy being tied against a pillar with a sinisterly smirking Candle Jack and Cobra Queen stalking towards her while Cave Guy held up a giant crate to try and use it to smash her to a bunch of bloody bits, only for a cheering Freakazoid to swing into the scene and kicked the crate over to collide against a surprised Candle Jack and landed near the Cobra Queen as Freak reached over to grab her and tossed her over to crash against a grunting Cave Guy as Fanboy, Mo-Ron, and Eye of Newt appeared out of nowhere to attack the lovebirds as both Freakazoid and Darcy looked more annoyed and frustrated by this then scared as they shared dry looks.
Franky and the Warners: It's Freakazoid and Friends!
It's what your dentist recommends
To patients who chew gum,
This show is really dumb!
It's Freakazoid and friends!
A scared Dexter can be seen residing on a dentist chair with a smirking Freakazoid going through his cabinet while wearing his Dentist Outfit as he then pulls out a giant drilling machine and turns around to face a visibly nervous Dexter as Darcy appears out of nowhere and gave a mighty karate chop to the back of Freakazoid's head, knocking him out as the busty sexy goth shakes her head in disbelief and irritation as she then went over to help out her best friend and crush as we then see a smiling and cheerful Dexter, Freakazoid, Darcy, Roddy, Debbie, Douglass, Duncan, Steff, and Valerie walking along a big blue background that had the words, 'Freakazoid and Friends!' title written above them.
Franky and the Warners: Meet Dexter and Freakazoid's Best Friends and Future Girlfriends Darcy, Steff, and Valerie,
And their mentor named MacStew!
Lord Bravery and Fanboy, the Gnomes are quite a crew!
Cosgrove and The Huntsman, Toby Danger, too!
And don't forget there's Freakazette, a lovely shade of blue!
Freakazette: Hey, wait a minute, that fucking bitch had stolen my name!
Yakko: Well, technically, you have stolen her name first, Franky-,
Freakazette: SHUT THE FUCK UP, WARNER!
Dexter and Darcy can be seen hanging out with each other as Steff and Valerie appear out of nowhere to hug them from both sides with their large breasts pressed against his face as the goth teenager fumes angrily jealously, and we see Freakazoid talking with Roddy in the Computer as said person was fighting against various Avatars with a victorious smirk on his face as Lord Bravery can be seen hanging out in Rome but was annoyed when a happy Fanboy appeared as the Lawn Gnomes ran past them, laughing as Crosgrove was sitting on his office desk and eating some ice cream with an annoyed Huntsman sitting next to him aa Toby Danger appeared out of nowhere and waved at the readers as we then see Darcy Lewis standing in place while transformed into her Half-Human/Half-Avatar Form known as 'Freakazette' and posed heroically with her long white cape blowing in the wind as she smirked cockily.
Franky and the Warners: It's Freakazoid and Friends!
A stupid ass story that no one comprehends!
Our longevity depends,
On our readers' trends!
It's totally freaky!
Dexter's geeky!
The updates are weaky!
We're up a creeky!
We've sprung a leaky!
Freakazoid and Friends!
Now our song ends!
We then see a laughing Freakazoid jumping around crazily while yelling like a lunatic as we then see Vgn sitting in his office and regretting making this story as Freak appeared to kiss him comically and then proceed to beg his readers to read his story as we see Roddy, Debbie, Douglass, Duncan, Steff, Valerie, The Lobe, Cave Guy, Freakshow, Candle Jack, Cobra Queen, Eye of Newt, the Lawn Gnomes, Fan Boy, the Huntsman, Kid Carrion, Lord Bravery, Mo-Ron, and Emmitt Nervend standing in place with a smirking Freakazoid running past them as he runs past Dexter, who was being teased by Darcy about how geeky he was, and we then see Freakazoid demanding Vgn to update his story more often, and we then see Freakazoid and Darcy sailing around on a boat, which had sprung a leak as we then see the group standing inside the title of the story with the Warner Brothers, Dexter, and Freakazoid standing on the top of the logo while the Warner Sisters and Darcy stood at the bottom as Freakazoid, Dexter, Darcy, Franky, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot then proceeded to lean back on the logo of the story casually with their hands on their cheeks as they grinned mischievously and winked.
~[Freakazoid and Friends Intro Over]~
And done. I hope you guys enjoyed the chapter, and I can't wait to write the next one.
Anyway, as always, I will catch you all later.