Deep in the woods 3 Sisters sit in a clearing.
" I can't believe somebody found us. we were very careful." Said Lisa
" it's just Bobby we probably could just spin him around too confuse him"Said Luan
" Bobby Junior isn't that easily deceived though. dude." Said Luna
" if something happens I have ether and some hallucinogenic mushrooms. They can drive them a little crazy and they'll probably think we were just part of the hallucination." Said Lisa
After a while the three Lament and The two Santiago's appear.
"Why did you guys suddenly vanish?" Said Bobby senior
Luan looks at Luna and she looks back.
"you don't look at the tabloid News do you " Said Luan
"No I don't. why?" Said Bobby sr
" well there's a story about a comedian and her rocker sister sleeping together. That isn't exactly fiction like most of the stuff in there." Said Luan as Luna wrapped her arm around her.
"The whole fucking family is like this." Said Bobby jr
"aren't you like 50% genetically a Loud?" Said Lupa
"shut up." Said Bobby jr
" what you don't want to kiss your sister?" Said Lupa
" it was just a play I was helping her. It was a play. What about you aunt Lisa?" Said Bobby jr obviously trying to change The topic
"Oh you don't want to know. So why did you need to see us? Let me guess you want another loan?" Said The scientist
"Yes." Said Bobby sr
She let out a long suffering sigh.
"I sorry it's just. Why don't you come stay with someone else in the family. Lana has a House in the middle of nowhere to." Said Bobby sr
"To be honest I'm just tired. And I just want to Live with my big brother and sisters. yes it is weird what they do with each other. but I missed them. To be honest I'm just kind of resenting the family for making them leave. And this is just more fuel for that resentment" Said Lisa
" when we found out we had these feelings for each other we lived in fear. do you know the relief after we got found out. We may have lost the rest of the family. But we got Lincoln and Lucy back. Oh and Lupa." Said Luan
"So you are not going to help us?" Said Bobby sr.
"No too bad you picked the wrong mushrooms to season your fish with. You're lucky they were just magic." Said Lisa stuffing a rag in his face and he collapsed. Bobby jr attempted to run and Lupa tripped him. A rag was then shoved into his face. They were brought to the coast and then both dosed with magic mushrooms by Lisa. they then set up a scene. They took their fishing equipment and set up a fire. They made it look like they scission Fish with magic mushrooms by accident.
"I guess we're gonna have to stay in the house for a little bit" Said Lincoln
"Gives our aunts some time to get used to us." Said Lupa