[The group is sitting in the Lincoln's living room]

Lincoln: Is that everyone? Are we all here?

Lori: Not Clyde!

Lincoln: Where is he?

Lana: Apparently, he's stuck in traffic.

Rita: Typical L.A. traffic.

Lincoln: Oh, well, he should be here soon, hopefully.

Lily: I still don't understand why I agreed to do this. I'd rather sit in my time out stool.

Luan: Come on, Lily! This will be fun!

Lucy: Sigh.

Lincoln: Well folks! We have gotten all of your questions! So today, we're going to answer all of them! So let's do this!

Luan: Ooh, this one is good! friend519 from DeviantArt asks: "When filming your show, did any of you burst out laughing by mistake?"

Lincoln: Oh, you have no idea how much we laughed during filming. There's that one time when we were filming Frog Wild, Huggins said his lines no problem, but when he got to the "Ribbit ribbit" part, I laughed like crazy.

Lana: Well, I don't blame him. How Huggins said it was really funny! Oh, and there was another time when me and Lola were filming for that Girl Scouts episode and I laughed so much at the "hole you poop in part".

Luan: We could go all day talking about this, but for now, thanks for your question, friend519.

Lincoln: This question is from Coverguy100 from DeviantArt and he asks: "Do you think The Really Loud House is set in another universe?" Well… we never thought about that.

Leni: We just think everyone just works hard. I know Eva does. I love her.

Rita: There are a few references to The Really Loud House in our series. For example, in Sleepless in Royal Woods, our characters take Lily out for a drive at night to get her to sleep, which was mentioned in No Louds Allowed from the live action series.

Lincoln: In other words, no. It's not set in an alternate universe. But thanks for the question, Coverguy100.

Lisa: loopdeeloop271 from DeviantArt wants to know: Which of the Loud House villains do you think is the most evil: Morag or Joyce Crandall?

Lucy: Simple. Morag.

Lynn Sr.: I don't know, guys. Joyce tried to take down Royal Woods with vehicles.

Lucy: But Morag used dark magic and manipulated our characters, especially Lincoln. And she nearly destroyed Loch Loud with a freaking teenage dragon.

Lynn Sr.: Good point.

Lucy: So there you have it, loopdeeloop271. Morag is more on the dark side than Joyce. Thank you for the question.

Lincoln: This is from talha2470 from DeviantArt: "Lincoln has a stubble beard"? What is that supposed to mean?

[The others laugh]

Lori: (while laughing) He or she isn't lying. That is one shaggy beard.

Lincoln: (defensively) I shave.

Luna: When you're in character, but for what else, really? [Laughs]

Lynn Sr.: Yeah, Lincoln. You're not Santa Claus!

Lana: Ho ho ho! [Laughs]

Lola: I think it's time for a makeover!

Lincoln: No, Lola, no need to do that!

Lola: Too late, Leader of the Club! Thanks for the question, talha2470! [Jumps on Lincoln and he screams]

Lincoln: THAT'S NOT EVEN A QUESTION!

Luan: This question is from alagatery from DeviantArt: "To Luan, what's your favorite episode?" Well, it's…

Lucy: I love Bye Bye Birthday. It's relatable for those who don't want their birthdays to be a big deal.

Luan: Lucy, he was asking me.

Lori: I love No Guts, No Glori. It's very funny and has a great message to it, especially if you're an older sibling.

Luan: Lori…

Luna: You dudes enjoy Really Loud Music? Because I did!

[Luan gets annoyed by the interruptions]

Lola: Me and Lana enjoy Sister Act, especially since we get to act like each other!

Lana: I actually love being in Frog Wild.

Lynn: Good Sports for me!

Lily: Silence of the Luans! That's where I'm at my best.

Leni: The one where I learn to drive!

Rita: Undercover Mom for me!

Lisa: I am quite fond of Production Code #309A.

Lincoln and Lynn Sr.: [In unison] And mine's 11 Louds A Leapin'! Wait, what?

Lynn Sr.: Clearly we can't have the same favorite episode! You take that back!

Lincoln: Oh, I don't think so, "Dad"! You take that back!

Lynn Sr.: Oh-ho-ho, no way, son! Why not something like Sleuth or Consequences?

Lincoln: Really? The one where you ground all of us and accuse my character? Are you for real, Lynn? Well, how about A Bugs' Strife?

Lynn Sr.: Not on MY top 10 list, Mr. No Such Luck!

Lincoln: THAT'S IT! [The two get into a brawl]

Luan: (sighs) Boys. And to answer your question, alagatery, my favorite episode is Director's Rut. Thanks for the question.

Lincoln: (fighting Lynn Sr.) CONE NOSE!

Lynn Sr.: (fighting Lincoln) TURKEY TAIL!

[Technical difficulties. Please stand by]

Lucy: This question is from T1mbuk0n3 on DeviantArt and fanfiction dot net: "What are your relationships with various writers and whatnot for the episodes?"

Lincoln: We have great relationships with almost all of our writers! They do such a great job.

Lynn: Lincoln, they had us kick you out of the house one episode.

Lincoln: Still. They worked their hardest. And also, we don't talk about Savino.

Luan: Still mad that he harassed a few people.

Lincoln: Yes.

Luna: It's all okay now, Lincoln. He's not here anymore. I promise.

Rita: He's not planning on coming back to us anytime soon.

Lincoln: (sighs) You're right. I'm sorry I overreacted.

Luna: That's alright. Thanks for the question, T1mbuk0n3!

Lola: Ooh! A question to me from OverHere1 from DeviantArt! He or she asks: "I notice that you're wearing a white pageant sash just like your character wears a pink one: are you a pageant winner in real life, and what title is on that sash?" Yes. I am a real pageant winner! Got several trophies for Little Miss Sunshine, Little Miss Actress, Little Miss Princess…

Lori: Guys! I've just read that pageants are considered sexist now.

Lola: (stutters) What!? That's stupid! Just because us girls are acquainted with this kind of stuff doesn't mean boys can try it. Pageants and basically talent shows and boys can do that. [Stops] Wow. I must have gotten woke. Darn you, social media! Anyway, thank you for the question, OverHere1. Ignore what I said.

Lana: Too late, Lola. It's on the Internet now.

Lola: DING DANG DARN IT!

Lincoln: This question is from T1mbuk0n3, again. He asks: Did you guys ever read the following fanfics: the ones by That-Engineer, Brother in Shade, Pre-Order Bonus, One Magical Weekend, the Growing Up A Loud stories, Checkmate by Alexpv22/SilverPaladin1985, the Gal Pals stories, Dungeons, Dragons, and Dames, Lincoln & Kat: A Year in the Life, the stories by Sparkletania, Pieces of a Broken Family, the Loud Visions stories, the ones by TheThunder-Art/Black Kyurem like We Were the Louds, the ones by Lonely Fanboy48, the ones by Toa-Mando/Smoking Wrecker, etc.

Luan: Wow. In one go! Very impressive, Lincoln.

Lincoln: Thanks, but I think it's best if we turn to our fanfic readers: Lucy and Lori. What do you think, guys? Guys?

Lori: (shivering) We can never go back to normal lives.

Lucy: I can. Dark subjects and mostly well written stories are good in my book. People who wrote these stories, you have my approval.

Lincoln: Okay? That was weird. Anyway, thanks for the question, T1mbuk0n3.

Lana: This question comes from Stupimations from DeviantArt and he asks: "What do you think of a Bat Credit Card?" A Bat Credit Card?

Leni: That sounds scary! I like a fashion credit card!

Lucy: A Bat Credit Card? I like it.

Lily: (holding a gun) A BAT CREDIT CARD!?

Lincoln: Why does Lily have a gun!?

Lily: I'M GONNA….! [She starts shooting while the shots drown her rants]

Lincoln: We better calm her down, even if we have to look like SpongeBob! Happy 25th anniversary, Mr. SquarePants by the way! Thanks for the question, Stupidmations! Lily! Stop!

[Technical difficulties. Please stand by]

Leni: This question is from zachgamer4427.from DeviantArt: "To Lincoln, did you still stay in that squirrel suit during the ending of No Such Luck?"

Lincoln: Only for a while, but everything worked out in the end thanks to Lucy.

Lucy: Well, that's our ending anyway. We didn't make the No Such Luck thing an arc.

Lincoln: Yeah. Sorry, people. But thanks for the question, zachgamer4427!

Luna: Get ready for this one, mates. We have three, technically four, questions and they're from GylmarGeniusCat from DeviantArt! He asks us: "Are you all adults, are each of you children of different parents, and the last two are for Lucy: Is that your real hair or a wig? Are you also a fan of Princess Pony in real life?"

Lincoln: Thanks Lunes. To answer the first one, no. Leni, Lynn, Lana, Lola, Lisa, and Lily are all children thanks to Toon logic.

Lisa: Though we're technically teenagers at this point.

Luna: And to answer the second one. Yes. Some of us are children to different parents. For example: My mum and dad are both British and from the Futterman family like I am. Same thing could be said for Lincoln, Lori, Luan, Lucy, and Lily.

[The mentioned members nod.]

Lucy: And to answer the last two questions: 1. It is my real hair. It just gets cut in order for me to become the character I play. And 2. I used to. Princess Pony is a parody of My Little Pony, and I collected plenty of those when I was a few years old. Now Lily has the toy horses.

Lana: Wow. The duchess of darkness liking something like My Little Pony.

Lola: What's next?

Lucy: I hope these answers satisfy you, GylmarGeniusCat. Thank you for the questions. [Hums the My Little Pony theme song]

Lincoln: Hey, T1mbuk0n3 from DeviantArt is back with two more questions: He asks: "Are there any episodes you guys would rather never have existed at all, or in different ways?" And "What are your relationships with other cast members of TLH as well as the network Nickelodeon?"

Rita: Well, we are not really a fan of being in No Such Luck so we might sweep that, but that is still work, and we're not anti-work people.

Luan: And we love hanging out with people both in and outside of our show. I recently told SpongeBob a happy 25th anniversary!

Lincoln: I feel so old.

Lucy: I love talking with Danny Phantom. He's nice.

Lana: Oh yeah! And the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are so much fun to hang out with! Cowabunga, baby!

Lincoln: Well, me and Clyde do get along great. Sorry he isn't here, but we'll get him next time. I pretty much get along with everyone at Nickelodeon. Except Timmy for some reason. I just don't understand what's up with him.

Luan: Oh boy.

Lily: The Rugrats are alright. Though Angelica is such a brat.

Lola: Pfft, like you. So there you have it, we get along with everyone at Nickelodeon! Thanks for the questions, T1mbuk0n3, our number one fan!

Lana: Oh, someone slime me!

Lincoln: This question is for me from LaylaBederShyu from DeviantArt: "Hello Lincoln, May I ask if there are any recent chapters of the Hollywood Stars story?!" Jeez, I haven't gotten time to work on that for a while since I've been really busy helping out with the recent strike, Season 7, and a brand new movie coming to Paramount+. Don't worry. More chapters are coming. I'm just taking a bit of time. Thanks for the question.

Luan: I was just thinking about that project myself.

Lana: This question is from zachgamer4427 from DeviantArt: "To Lola: When you were acting with Carl Casagrande, was there any point where you thought he was handsome."

Leni, Lynn, Lana, Lisa, and Lily: OHHH MA GOD!

Lola: What a presumptuous question. It is true he is cute and all.

Lana: Aw, you just said Carl is cute!

Lola: Shut up. Anyway, it's just that he and I do get along quite well AS FRIENDS! Now I know how Lincoln feels about Ronnie Anne. Thanks for the question, zachgamer4427.

Lynn Sr.: This question to Lori.

Lori: Ooh.

Lynn Sr.: From AWaluigiFanatic on DeviantArt: "Hey, Lori, what are your favorite things to do off-camera?"

Lori: Well, I enjoy feeding my dog Melody, taking long walks on the beach, playing golf, playing piano, practicing yoga, and watching a good movie.

Luna: She does like playing instruments. Not as much as me, but she likes them enough.

Lori: There you go. Those are a few of my favorite things. Thanks for the question.

Lincoln: Now I just want to watch The Sound of Music.

Rita: T1mbuk0n3 from DeviantArt asks: "Say, with Lincoln being with Luna, who are Sam, Cristina, Paige, and Ronnie Anne with? What about the other cast members?"

Luna: Well, we don't like to gossip about them, but I've heard Sam has gotten some eyes on a girl. That's cool.

Lincoln: Definitely. Also, we haven't seen Christina or Paige in ages.

Lana: They're in high school right now from what Skippy told me.

Lincoln: And finally, with Ronnie Anne, she hasn't found anyone yet. Thank you for the question, T1mbuk0n3.

Lily: Leave room for everyone else, bucko!

Lucy: This question is from TeeagoDA from DeviantArt: "To Lori: Imagine this, if you're going on a holiday with Bobby, you have to take ten things with you besides your phone. What would they be?"

Lola: Isn't a holiday just a day.

Luna: A holiday is also a vacation. Kind of like going somewhere exciting.

Lori: (thinking) Hmm, ten things, huh? Well, I would take one of my books, some makeup supplies, my watch, my passport, my purse, my headphones, some money, my golf club, a DVD, and a bag for all of my souvenirs. That's the 10 things I would bring.

Lincoln: Talk about being prepared, but what about sunscreen?

Lori: Crap! Looks like I just have to ditch the DVD.

Lynn Sr.: Hotels do have TVs that have their own channels, Lori-lou.

Lori: Lynn, not now. Thank you for the question, TeeagoDA!

Lynn: This question is for Luna from loudhousefanatic16.

Luna: Okay. What did he or she ask?

Lynn: They ask: "Have you ever acted in any rock music themed movies?"

Luna: Gee, that would be so fricking amazing if I did star in a rock music movie! Imagine that!

Lincoln: Well, Luna. I 100% support it.

Luna: Aw, thanks Linky- I mean, Lincoln.

Lori: You two are so cute!

Lincoln: Thanks Lori.

Luna: loudhousefanatic16, thanks for the question!

Lisa: Two questions are from marvelomac1010 from fanfiction: To Lincoln, are you dating any of your co-Stars like Ronnie Anne or Stella or any of the other girls that you are shipped with on the show? And to the entire crew and I hate to ask but what was it like filming... Brawl in the Family and No Such Luck?"

Lincoln: Well, for the first one, no. I have Luna filling in that gap.

Luna: Aren't ya happy I did. All because of…

Lincoln: Nonononono, spoilers! As for the second one, the filming for both episodes have gone pretty well, with some laughs, some messing up on lines, and some screaming from Chris. [Shudders] Though our fans kind of need to relax. It's not the end of the world.

Lynn: Preach!

Lisa: I will never forgive you for making me look like a fool, Karla!

Lincoln: Anyway, thanks for the questions, marvelomac1010

Lana: Indoraptorman101 from fanfiction has three questions and they are: "Have you interacted with any dinosaur actors in your world, what's it like being actors, and have you seen any alter Loud House AU Loud's or read their fanfics?"

Lincoln: One. We saw a few and one crushed my car. Thanks a lot, Rexy.

Luna: Two: Us being actors is so damn cool! Seeing ourselves on TV is so satisfying!

Lola: Preaching to the choir, sister! I love being an actress! Eat your heart out, Sarah!

Lori: As for question three, I have read other stories based on other Louds doing what we do. My favorite happens to be the one where Lincoln and Lynn are a thing.

Lincoln and Lynn: Wait. What?

Lori: That is weird. You should check it out.

Lincoln: Yeah, reading fanfics is Lucy and your thing, Lori. Thanks for the question, Indoraptorman101!

Leni: Two questions are from Guest from fanfiction: "Loud Family, chew gum, blow bubbles, and fight crime like Henry Danger."

Lincoln: Stealing Henry's shticks? I don't know.

Lana: Why act like him when we can fight crime our way.

Luan: I don't know. Having Henry's powers would be cool!

Leni: (chewing bubble gum) I'm working on that now already! [Blows a bubble but it pops in her face] Aw, dang it!

Lisa: Guest also asks us about No Such Luck and the process behind it.

Lincoln: We answered that question. But thanks for the questions!

Lincoln: Well, that's a session done!

Lana: Wow! We answered so many fun questions! I love doing this!

Lily: Mark my words. If we do this again, they should dedicate their questions to me.

Lincoln: Ah, sure. But maybe if we do have another session, we might have to add new rules like ask three or less questions and not asking the same question and no religion or politics and stuff.

Lynn Sr.: Good idea. Oh, and Lincoln, sorry for attacking you earlier.

Lincoln: No. That's my fault. Let's face facts. We can share the same favorite episode and be happy about it.

Clyde: (opens the door) Hey guys!

Luna: Clyde! Ya made it!

Lori: We just finished.

Clyde: Dang it! I should have stayed at home!

Lynn: Oh well!

Lisa: Friends, I was searching through my data and apparently a guy called Asher celebrated his birthday recently.

Lincoln: Oh, that's great. And SpongeBob's 25th anniversary is today like we mentioned a few times. So happy anniversary, SpongeBob!

Clyde: Were there any questions for me?

Lynn: Not really. But maybe next time.

Clyde: Oh, okay! Well, I brought cookies!

Lynn Sr.: Cookies!? I love cookies!

Luna: Ooh, I like a chocolate drizzle!

Lincoln: Well, that's all the time we have for now. Thanks for spending time with us today! Until next time!

All: BYE!