you know the drill
Chris: last time on total drama Pahkitew island Dave made sure things he and Sky are still okay and they weren't my insane challenge put the teams in some crazy dangerous situations Topher got a very important phone call from the network saying he was taking over as the new host sadly for Topher the calls were from me and I'm a liar Topher got the blame and the cannon went blam now it's back to the game and only 8 remain who's next to go just watch the show it's time for total drama Pahkitew
(intro)
Chris: shhhhhhh sleepy heads I'm here to turn your dreams into nightmares picture yourself on a dangerous island *AIR HORN* SIKE! you already on a dangerous island HAHAHAHA meeting area NOW
*later*
(everyone is very tired expect for BF)
Amy: ugh what is so important that it requires waking us up in the middle of the night
Ella: aren't you tired Chris?
Scarlett: cognitive function is dependent o sleep
Shawn: *YAWN* can we go back to bed now
Chris: the reason I called you here is because it's time to merge the teams consider yourself merge
Jasmine: and that couldn't have waited until the morning?
Chris: hey if you guys don't want the midnight merger meal then fine just go back to bed
Sky: you've never done anything nice ever what gives
Chris: fine the lawyers called to say that feeding only team every couple days is technically starvation so this is a legally enforced team merger celebration dinner
*cheers*
Chris: it was gonna be gourmet pizzas bison burgers and sweet potato fries but the silk tablecloth and the silver candelabras put us way over budget so tonight you'll be eating juggy chunks
*GASPS*
Amy: WHAT IS THAT ABOMINATION!
BF: BEP BAP BIP BAP BAP BOP BEP BOP BAP
Amy: eww from the old days?
BF: BEP BAP BAP BAP BOOP BOP BAP BIP BAP BUP BUP
Shawn: how does a horse gives a thumbs up?
BF: BIP BAP BOOP
Chris: ok shut it this fabulous dinner will be used as a pre challenge the first player to finish their cup of juggy chunks will be safe from elimination alright everyone grab some chunks
Chef: this stuff expired in 1976
Chris: oh it'll be fine they're mostly meat eggs and mayonnaise and I kept them somewhere very warm ready set enjoy
Jasmine: THIS IS REPULSIVE
Shawn: you can do it Jasmine just-
Jasmine: I don't need any help from you
(confessional)
Shawn: I can't believe Jasmine still won't forgive me I've been nothing but nice and smashing her into the water with a dueling stick
(ends)
BF: BEP BOOP BIP *drinks*
Sky: *drinks* *burps*
(confessional)
Sky: I've never eaten anything this gross except that time I was singing while riding my bike and I swallowed a butterfly weird that something so pretty could taste that bitter
(other)
Dave: I don't like eating questionable food but Shawn's right if I want to win Sky back I gotta be a fierce competitor so yeah YEAH
(ends)
Dave: *DRINKS* are you watching me Sky? I'm an eating slash winning machine don't let my...awesomeness...distract you *falls*
Scarlett: *lick* *lick*
Chris: you're never gonna get immunity like that Scarlett
Scarlett: heeee *DRINKS* EUGH
BF: BAP BOOP BOP BIP BOP BAP BEP
(confessional)
Scarlett: yeah eating challenges are not my thing
(other)
BF: BIAP BAP BOP BAP BIP BIP (I AM GONNA WIN THIS)
(ends)
BF: *DRINKS* BOP!
Chris: wins the pre challenge and has immunity...uh Dave Sky you can stop now
Dave: DONE
Sky: DONE
(confessional)
Amy: wow when did Dave get so competitive even when it's disgusting
(other)
Sky: to eat that entire cup and not WIN UGH I have never been this angry before
(other)
Dave: heh didn't win immunity but I did beat Sky this is the perfect time to rub it in a little oh she's gonna fall in love with me RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT now
(ends)
Dave: 2nd place to me BOOM totally did better than you
Amy: what the hell are you doing
Dave: hehe how sexy am I now bet you wish I was still your boyfriend
Sky: UGGHHH YOU WERE NEVER MY BOYFRIEND AND YOU WILL NEVER BE MY BOYFRIEND AND YOU HAVE NO SHOT OF BEATING OR DATING ME GOT IT
Dave: *falls*
Ella: oh my why did you do that
Chris: okay on that super awkward note it's time to introduce our night time challenge hide and group seek BF won immunity so she will be it
BF: AYE
Chris: everyone will be given a head start to go and hide then BF will come and hunt you down each person BF finds and tags joins her to search for the others you hunt together no splitting up anyone tagged before sunrise will be on the chopping block at elimination anyone not tagged by then will also have immunity
Dave: *CRIES*
Chris: um Dave you okay
Dave: *cries* yes
(confessional)
Dave: I gotta pull it together if she sees me crying she'll never wanna date me
(ends)
Chris: I'm glad you're okay I thought maybe hearing Sky say you had no chance none like zero never gonna happen would have that depressed you
Dave: nope
Chris: cause that kind of rejection can
Ella: Chris please stop it
Chris: I mean Sky was all you care about
Ella: PLEASE
Chris: to have her stomp on your heart and toss it in the toilet like that with all of us hear watching it happen wow gotta hurt anyway game time everyone but BF go hide *AIR HORN*
*they run*
Dave: um Sky
Sky: no Dave
Dave: no no I am not giving up on her HAHAHA I'm coming Sky
Ella: oh no
Chris: ah love so stupid
(confessional)
Dave: I don't care what Chris says Sky said she liked me and I know she still does I just need to find out why she's denying it denying us
(ends)
Chris: say BF how did you win you didn't even barf or gag
BF: BIP BAP BIAP BEP BEP BIP BAP BOP
Chris: huh determination who will your Girlfriend feel about this
BF: BEEP BIP BIP
Chris: oh really
BF: YEAH
Chris: ok well HERE COMES BF off you go now so the hunt begins anyone BF finds before sunrise is up for elimination
*meanwhile*
Shawn: HEY
Jasmine: AHHHH GRRR
Shawn: sorry I didn't mean to hi I got I found an amazing hiding spot and I want you to have it you know to make up for that thing back at the place stick and the hitting I feel bad about so-
Jasmine: right you give the great hiding spot and when you're caught you know right where I'll be I know your game no thanks
Shawn; I would never do that I would never hurt you again
*meanwhile*
Dave: how did I lose her Sky Sky SKY!
Sky: shh you're gonna get us both caught go hide somewhere else
Dave: well excuse me for wanting to be near you I'm very sorry I'm also sorry that I believed you when you said you liked me obviously-
Sky: hey I said I liked you but but you didn't want to hear the but but that's not my fault
*they stare*
Dave: please let me be your boyfriend
Sky: UGH I NEED YOU TO HEAR THIS...NO
Dave: but
Sky: NO MORE BUTS JUST NO BYE DAVE
(confessional)
Sky gray skin: ugh I think the stress of telling Dave to leave me alone is giving me an ulcer I'm just going to double back to my hiding spot and wait it out until sunrise ugh
(ends)
Dave: WAIT FOR *TRIP* SKY SKY RAHHHHHHH *THROWS SHOE* GREAT WELL I DON'T NEED YOU EITHER I'M A LONE WOLF
*pure cringe*
*meanwhile*
Amy: okay this will work I'll just sleep here until sunrise this cave is quite comfy oh my stomach is not right
BF: *SCREAMS IN DEMISE being carried by wolves*
Amy: what you tagged me
BF: BOP BEEP
Amy: ok fine tell me why do you think that I was there with you in the tunnel
BF: BEEP BAP BAP BEP BAP BEEP BIP BAP-
Amy: yeah Scarlett: that's all you talk about about she is being suspicious
BF: BIAP BEP BIAP BIP BOP BAP BAP BOP BEP BOP BAP
Amy: ok I forgive but I wonder where is she
*meanwhile*
Scarlett: hmm hmm ok I'm clear though feel weird *enters*
Ella: huh never mind that I have to find Dave and try to comfort him *BONK* Ow his shoe? what is it doing here *throws it back* I have to find him
*meanwhile*
Amy: hey BF is your tummy growling badly
BF: YEAH...
Amy: Well maybe *BONK* huh Dave's shoe?
Ella: oh hi *gasp* oh you're tagged
BF: *touch* BAP
Ella: oh but where is Dave he is missing his shoe
Dave: can you pass my shoe please
Amy: uh sure *throws*
Dave: *BONK* OW *falls* ugh
BF: *touch* BAP
Amy: let's keep going
Dave: whatever nothing matters
*meanwhile*
Chris: thanks for the info very helpful well you were right according to the juggy chunks poison hotline the kids should not have eaten expired juggy chunks they might have severe nausea vomiting strange behavior and hallucinations
Chef: and that makes you happy?
Chris: I'm just impressed they have their own poison hotline that just shows you how much these juggy people care
*meanwhile*
Sammy: *gasp* Scarlett you drank that
Scarlett has green skin: ugh yeah I don't feel that good now
Sammy: I'll go find the cure
Scarlett: no no I think I just need a rest okay so please keep watching until sunrise
Sammy: no you are sick I need to help you *pulls out a cure*
Scarlett: huh where did you-
Sammy: drink it...feel better
Scarlett normal skin: yeah thanks I guess
Sammy: look I was used to drink disgusting stuff thank to Amy...so I came prepared incase I had to drink something disgusting again
Scarlett: wow she really did traumatize you
Sammy: I know she did she shave my head so others could tell us apart made me pay for all the movies blame me on stuff and get grounded or spanked or worse and I-
Scarlett: *hugs* shh shh shh this will all be over soon just you the hate to stop her
Sammy:...yes...yes...YES that's what I need I need to tell her about all the wrongs she has done I will stand up for myself once and for all!
*meanwhile*
blue bird: chirp
red bird: chirp
Dave: *GLARES* oh yeah she might say she likes you but she doesn't she just cares about the briefcase with the one million worms that's all she care about
Ella: Dave be nice to them please just think...well I don't feel that great
Amy: none of us do ugh say Dave do you know where Sky was last seen look just think about if you win the million dollars she will probably like you
Dave: yes you hear that no love feeling meanie pants I'm coming for you
Ella: Dave tell us where she went
Dave: yeah I uh this way
BF: BOP BIP BIP BEEP BOP BOP BIP BIP BUP BIP BAP
Dave: pale I don't know what you mean?
Amy: yeah my skin is greener
BF: BIAP BIAP *BARFS* BUP BOP
Ella: wait we have FOOD POISONING!
Amy: oh that explains everything
*later*
Dave: she was in there and then left but that was the last place I saw her
BF: BAP BIP BOP [REDACTED] BIP BEP BIP BAP BAP
Sky: OUCH
BF: BAP
*THUNDER*
Chris: as morning grows closer this challenge is getting really entertaining I wonder if there's a way to accidentally poison these kids before every challenge no meh you're probably right it would lose its charm after a while
*meanwhile*
Amy: come on guys sun will be up soon
Sky: so weird and tired
BF: BLEGH
Ella: so muddy very cold
*meanwhile*
Jasmine: *BARFS*
Amy: OVER THERE *BARFS* ugh don't shout
Sky: she is so fast
*meanwhile*
Shawn: keep it together now sunrise is minutes anyway you can do this
Sky: give up Jasmine become one of us
Shawn: *GASP* ZOMBIES *SLAP SLAP SLAP* THIS IS NOT A DRILL SOLDIER THE ZOMBIES ARE HERE AND THEY'RE AFTER JASMINE NOW WHAT ARE YOU PREPARED TO DO
(confessional)
Shawn: last time I thought zombies were here I was too scared to try and save Jasmine I'm not making that mistake again not again
*ends*
Jasmine: *TRIPS* OW
BF: BLEGH BLOGH BLEGH BLEEGH
Shawn: JASMINE I'M GOING TO SAVE YOU *picks up* *fails*
Jasmine: I can't run anymore leave me here
Shawn: I won't leave you not ever maybe you can't run but you can climb
*groaning*
Shawn: CLIMB
*stare*
*they can climb too*
Shawn: they can climb everything I know is wrong
Jasmine: what do we do now
Shawn: Higher we need to go higher
*later*
Jasmine: there's no where to go
Shawn: it can't end like this
Amy: must catch
Shawn: it won't end like this I want you to carry on without me you can beat those zombies
Jasmine: these what
Shawn: when you see your chance you run you survive
*PUSHING FALL*
*AIR HORN*
Chris: game over Jasmine and Scarlett has also gained immunity now everyone back to the meeting area we need to pump your stomachs
*groans*
Jasmine: *BARFS*
*later way later*
Chris: BF Jasmine and Scarlett have won their immunity and after two days of that it's time to-
Dave: wait
Chris: uh yes?
Dave: I have the totem and I want to use it on Sky
Amy: huh after what happened?
Chris: okay give it to me
Dave: yes it's right...here wait what how did it where huh
Jasmine: is there something wrong?
Chris: Dave stop wasting my time and stop talking
(confessional)
Scarlett: hee hee hee easist steal ever *holds totem*
(ends)
Chris: now time to read the votes...Dave
*Dave looks down*
Chris: Sky
Sky: oh wow
Chris: Dave
Dave: huh
Chris: Sky...and the rest of votes go to...Dave
Dave: wait how did this happen even if I were to save Sky so that I can
Sky: UGH I LIKE YOU BUT I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!
*GASPS*
Dave:...that was the but?
Sky: YES
Ella: oh my
Sky: SHUT UP AND DAVE LEAVE NOW
Chris: whoa so angry all of a sudden okay Dave it's time to go now
*later*
Chris: well bye Dave hope we don't see your affections ever again
*BOOM*
Jasmine: thanks for saving me I was wrong about you you're a good guy *kiss on the cheek*
Shawn: he he okay
Chris: well Dave is gone and it might seen wrong but it is what it is who's next to take a ride in the cannon here on total drama Pahkitew Island
*extra scene*
Sammy: congrats on immunity and the totem
Scarlett: thanks
Sammy: and can I ask why is this button here
Scarlett: self destruct hmm strange
*ends*
so I kind of want to do one tomorrow because I want to get into it