4 years later
Lincoln was waiting anxiously
it had been 4 years since he started dating Kieran
6 years since they met
and 2 days since he decided that he was gonna marry Kieran
he just needed to pop the question
suddenly a portal opened up behind him
he immediately got into a defensive position expecting his family to try and take him back
but it was only Lana
"what do you want?" Lincoln asked "better question how are you here?"
"I stole Lisa's dimension watch after she finished building it so she wouldn't be able find you." Lana said
"that doesn't answer my first question. What do you want?" Lincoln asked
"I want to apologize." Lana said
"for?" Lincoln asked
"for not helping you." Lana said "I knew that what we were doing was wrong but I missed you so much to not do anything about it."
"we do a lot of things for the people we care about." Lincoln said "you know I suplexed a massive beast after it tried to attack Kieran."
"a friend?" Lana asked
"close. My boyfriend." Lincoln said "and maybe something more."
he showed her the ring box he had
"oh my gosh am I interrupting your proposal!?" Lana asked
"no no." Lincoln said "he texted me not to long ago that he needed to help his sister with something."
both were silent for a minute
"...so you want to meet my kids?" Lincoln asked
"YOUR WHAT?!?" Lana yelled
Lincoln burst out laughing
"nah I'm just messing with you." Lincoln said "I'm not ready for kids yet."
"you got me there. I thought I was an aunt for a minute there." Lana said
both were silent for another minute
"so where's Lily?" Lana asked
"studying abroad. she's some pokemon battling prodigy." Lincoln said "I'm proud of her."
"do you remember anything?" Lana asked
"I remember some of the differences between our worlds but that's it." Lincoln said "no specific memories."
"oh..." lana said sounding disappointed
"you were hoping that i remembered who I was. Weren't you?" Lincoln asked
"yeah..." Lana said
"hey." Lincoln said "I'm sure deep down in my heart your brother still exists."
"you really think so?" Lana asked
"at first I didn't but now I realize that the echos of who I was still linger." Lincoln said "and I accepted it."
both were silent for another minute
"so the rest of the family...is still after me?" Lincoln asked
"yup..." Lana said "except Leni."
"heh." Lincoln said "so what are you going to do?"
"what do you mean?" Lana asked
"I'm saying that they're not gonna take you visiting me and not grabbing me without a fight lying down." Lincoln said "you're gonna get in trouble."
"I know." Lana said
"how about you stay for a couple of days?" Lincoln asked
"huh?" Lana asked
"I mean stay here until the steam blows off and come up with a lie." Lincoln said
"no i think I'm gonna stay at leni's." Lana said
"say...if he says yes do you want to come?" Lincoln asked
"me?!?" Lana asked
"yeah you said something about being a "mud buddy"?" Lincoln said "and it sounded like we were close."
"we were." Lana said "we all were."
"heh." Lincoln said "must of been nuts."
"yeah I'm sure everyone back home has done something they regret." Lana said
both were silent again
"well then Kieran should be here soon." Lincoln said "come back in a few days and I'll give you details about the wedding if there is one."
"okay see you later." Lana said "wait who's your best man?"
"my lycanroc." Lincoln said "now go get home."
"okay then." Lana said before using the watch again
later that night Lincoln jumped for joy when Kieran said yes
a few days later
Lana made another portal back at the spot she and Lincoln met before, this time with Leni in tow
"are you sure he's gonna be here?" Leni asked
"of course I'm here." Lincoln said as he was already there
Lana ran forward and gave him a hug
"did he say yes?" Lana asked
"what do you think?" Lincoln asked before showing his hand revealing a ring
"OMG Linky you're getting married!?" Leni asked
"yup to my handsome boyfriend!" Lincoln said "or should I say husband?"
"can I make your wedding tux?" Leni asked
"of course you can." Lincoln said "just don't bring the rest of the family."
"why?" Leni asked
"remember the last time we saw Lincoln?" Lana asked
"ooohhhh yeah." Leni said "what about your old friends?"
"actually there is one I want to invite." Lincoln said "I overheard her name when I was running from Clyde. i think her name was girl jordan?"
"actually her name is Jordan you just have a different friend named Jordan so you called her girl Jordan." Lana explained
"ah that makes sense." Lincoln said "well then wedding is in a month, so we should start getting stuff prepared."
"where will it be happening?" Leni asked
"at the crystal pool." Lincoln said pointing at the top of the nearby mountain "that's where the wedding is happening."
"okay we'll get your tux done in a couple of days." Leni said
"well then come by to take measurements in a day or two." Lincoln said "see ya."
and with that Lincoln left
a month later in the loud house
Lisa was watching the portal logs
she had been keeping track for a while and they kept going to the same universe
the universe Lincoln was in
she desperately wanted to do something
but she knew she couldn't not with Lincoln's allies
but she was curious of what they were doing
now she knew the only person who would steal the watch...
Lana.
now she knows Leni is definitely involved but what they were doing was unknown
but soon she will get her answers because she just finished a new dimension watch
meanwhile
it was a beautiful day in kitakami
wedding bells were ringing and flowers were blooming
and Lincoln was getting his suit on
it was a fully white suit with black gloves
"how do I look?" Lincoln asked
pon pon and lycanroc gave him a thumbs up
"good." Lincoln said "you 3 keep out any bad eggs."
the loyal 3 saluted before going to the exit to guard
"let's go." Lincoln said
he waited at the alter
and the Kieran began to step down the aisle
he was wearing a black tuxedo with white gloves as his furret walked beside him
yup nothing could ruin this day
meanwhile
the louds fell outside the ceremony
"are you sure Lincoln is here?" Lori asked "because I have my wedding planning with Bobby in a few hours."
"speaking of weddings there's one happening of there dudes!" Luna said
they looked and a wedding happening
and they saw a familiar face waiting at the alter
"is that...Lincoln?!" Lynn sr asked
"no way there's no way he got married before me." Lori said "not that I'm mad just confused."
"well should we go see him?" Rita asked
all of the louds nodded
luan got an evil grin when she noticed a giant boulder on one of the hills
when the tried to enter the wedding they were stopped by the loyal 3
"why are you not letting us in?" Lori asked "we are Lincoln's family!"
then okiedogi pointed at a "do not let in" list. Which had their faces on it
that's when they finally realized that Lincoln wasn't faking his amnesia
and that they had most likely ruined his perception of them because of what they did
and now they were going to miss his wedding because of it
"oh no..." Lynn sr said
then Lynn jr noticed something
"wait where's luan?!" She asked
that's when everyone started to panic
meanwhile
"do you Lincoln take Kieran to be your husband under the name of our lord and saviour arceus?" The priest asked
"I do." Lincoln said
"and Kieran do you wish the same?" The priest asked
"I do." Kieran said
"well you may now kiss-" the priest began before Kieran and Lincoln did it immediately
suddenly a massive boulder rolled off the hill and it looked like it was about the crush the newly weds
until Lincoln smashed it with his cudgel without even looking away
once they were done Lincoln and Kieran looked to where the boulder came from and saw luan
"aww man it didn't hit!?" Luan said
"of course it didn't." Lincoln said "I should've known that you guys would try and crash the wedding."
"they don't to. I want to considering you got pranks taken away from me!" Luan said "you ruined me!"
"I don't even know who you are." Lincoln said
"you were a victim of her pranks before you disappeared!" Lisa yelled "you went into the forest and disappeared."
"I guess I owe you thanks." Lincoln said "because if it wasn't for you I wouldn't have met the man I'm planning on spending the rest of my life."
"she also was the one who suggested the shock collar!" Lisa yelled
"you're dead meat." Lincoln said
"Lincoln..." Kieran said
"Kieran i love you but let me have this." Lincoln said
"Lincoln..." Kieran said again with a "don't you dare" look on his face
"fine fine." Lincoln said
"well then I'll just-" Luan began
*BONK*
before getting knocked out by Lynn junior
"shut the hell up." Lynn jr said "you're not ruining our relationship with our brother anymore."
"well I'm glad that's over." Lincoln said before yelling to the louds "while I appreciate you giving me more context i would like you to leave!"
"because you're still mad at us?" Lori asked
"that and to take her insane ass to a mental health specialist!" Lincoln yelled while pointing at luan
"okay that's fair." Lynn sr said
after they left Lana went to talk to Lincoln
"well that could've gone better." Lana said "Lisa definitely saw me though."
"I mean you could start a journey here." Lincoln said "just to let things cool down."
"you really think so?" Lana asked
"a professor owes me a favour so I can definitely get you a starter." Lincoln said
"THANK YOU THANK YOU!!" Lana yelled hugging him
"you're welcome...Sis." Lincoln said
I bet you thought I forgot about this didn't you
...yeah I did
BUT IT'S HERE NOW
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