Responding to reviews:

SuperSonicHeroes: You'll see how the episodes go from now on.

TheRiveran: Yeah, Scott tricking Zoey in the OG was dumb when he was the one who showed that Dawn was the "thief". You'll see what happens to Dakota from now on. As for AS, Anne Maria made it farther than Sam in the OG so placement-wise she kinda deserves it more.

"Last time on Total Drama: Revenge of the Island…" Chris began the recap. "we saw how clueless our players are when it comes to fashion. And how useless they are when it comes to rescues. In the end, Sam got the toss-a-roo, and Scott and Jo got tossed onto opposite teams. You call that buffing? I wanna see my ruggedly handsome face in every toenail! Who will thrive and who won't survive?" he continued as Dakota filed his toenails when a helicopter came.

"This is the Department of Environmental Protection! You're busted, McLean!" A voice from the helicopter came.

"Aw, man. Meddling tree huggers. Launch Operation: Doomsday. Repeat, Operation: Doomsday! Over! What is Operation: Doomsday, you ask? Find out right here, right now on Total. Drama. Revenge of the Island!" Chris ended the recap.

(Theme song)

Cut to Brick lifting a log as Lightning watched. "Eleven, twelve, thirteen…" Brick counted as he lifted the log with two hands while laying on the ground.

"Let Lightning show you how it's done! Think the new guy can do this?" Lightning asked as he took the log from him and began lifting it with one hand.

"Who, Jo?" Brick asked.

"Duh, who else? The men of Team Dude are gonna be unbeatable! Sha-finally!" Lightning cheered as Brick looked concerned.

Confessional: Brick

"So, uh… Is anyone gonna tell him?" Brick said.

Confessional: Lightning

"Man, so far, out of 6 challenges we've only won 2! No team Lightning was on had this bad of a losing streak! But that changes today! I'm gonna carry us to victory! Sha-bam!" Lightning posed.

Confessional: Jo

"Hey, Chris McLame, guess what? You can make me swap teams, but you'll never break me. Now I get the girl's side of the cabin to myself. And I can finally work out like the ancient Olympians. Naked." Jo said as she posed in a towel.

Cut to a bird looking in the girls side of the Rats cabin to puke when it saw what Jo was doing there which was not visible to the camera aside from her shadow. "882. 883. 884! 885!" Jo counted as she did jumping jacks.

Cut to some helicopter around the island while some interns dragged some bags as Brick looked confused when Jo came. "Hey, soggy drawers. Looks like we're on the same team again." Jo said.

"Not quite. You're on my team now. And if you don't do as I say, you'll be the next person to go home." Brick said.

"We'll see about that, Major Drippy." Jo replied.

"Three rules! Follow them or you're gone. One. Never leave a man behind! Two, what Brick says, goes. And three, no more nicknames like Dampy Pants, Your Wetness, or Sir Leaks-a-Lot." Brick said.

"Fine, fine, we'll play it your way, Captain Whiz." Jo said as Brick growled. "Heh, sorry. Force of habit. All right, let's get this disgusting joke we call breakfast over with." she said as they went into the Mess Hall where everyone else was.

"We can't! Chef's not here and neither is breakfast." Cameron said.

"Sorry. Lightning needs meat. M-E... uh... E. Come on, we'll make our own breakfast." Lightning said as they went in the kitchen.

"There's no food in the fridge!" Mike said as he looked in the freezer.

"Nothing in the cupboards either." Zoey said as she looked in the cupboards.

"I can't find anything on the shelves!" Cameron said as he looked at the shelves.

"We should check in the walk-in freezer!" Chef said from a window.

"Hey, yeah, the freezer!" Lightning said.

"Wait, was that-" Cameron tried to say but was interrupted.

"Shut it Bubble Lover, I need meat! Sha-bingo! Meat-cicle!" Lightning said as he went in the freezer alongside everyone else and began eating frozen meat when the door shut. "Hey!" he said.

"Challenge time, suckers!" Chef laughed as he opened a hatch and drove the freezer, which was actually a truck, away.

"This is highly unorthodox!" Cameron said.

"Ah! Too dark!" Brick yelped.

"Where are you taking us?" Zoey asked.

"You'll see. Ha ha!" Chef laughed as he shut the hatch.

Cut to everyone being dumped into the front of a mine by the truck. "Eh, not the worst wake up call I've had." Scott said.

"Good. You're here. Finally. Today's challenge is to find a golden Chris statue in your team color hidden somewhere in this old abandoned mine. First team back wins!" Chris said from a monitor.

"Sha-done and done. Go Team Dude!" Lightning cheered.

"Are you sha-blind? I'm not a–" Jo grunted as she was hit by a backpack.

"Don't worry. There are enough packs for everyone!" Chef said as he gave them all backpacks.

"What'd you put in them, rocks?" Jo asked.

"Uh-buh-buh-buh-buh. No peeking. Those fifty-pound bags are purely for your torment and my amusement. Enjoy." Chris said.

"Chemical badges? Why do we need to measure our exposure to toxic waste?" Cameron asked.

"No reason. Except that I rented the mine out to store hazardous material." Chris said as they all gasped.

"Whoa. Whoa whoa, what the hell is this?" Anne Maria asked.

"Yeah, we could die from this!" Brick said.

"Are you demented, McLame!?" Jo asked.

"Yeah, you're sha-crazy!" Lightning said.

"No. Which is why I'm in a studio right now." Chris said as they all groaned. "Relax. It's perfectly safe. For thirty minutes. When your badge turns orange, you have fifteen minutes left. Red is your five minute warning and if you see a skull and crossbones, we'll dedicate this episode to you. But no way is it gonna come to that. I sent some interns down there for forty minutes, and they're gonna be fine-ish." Chris said.

"Are you really going to dedicate this episode to us if we die?" Cameron asked.

"No. Now move it, peeps!" Chris said.

"Can you at least give us a hint about where to find the statues?" Zoey said.

"Funny story. The statues have gone missing. Someone or something down there must've taken them." Chris said.

"Uh, i-is it well-lit down there?" Brick asked.

"It's a mine, bro. Pitch black. All the way. There are flashlights and fireflies inside. First come, first served. Anywho, time's a-wasting and so are your healthy blood cells. So go!" Chris said as they ran in the mine.

Cut to Lightning, Jo and Brick arriving at the mine. "Yeah! Lightning comes in first! Sha-bang! Ahh!" Lightning yelled, causing some rocks to fall on them as the Maggots passed them.

"Ha! Enjoy the elimination ceremony!" Scott mocked.

"Ugh, now we're falling behind!" Brick complained.

"Smooth move, Sha-Duh!" Jo mocked.

"We got the flashlights!" Cameron said as he got the flahlights as everyone went in the elevator, only for it the fall as they all screamed.

Cut to the Maggots at the bottom where it was pitch black. "Ugh, is everyone okay?" Zoey asked.

"I think so." Mike said.

"My back!" Scott mumbled in pain.

"The flashlights!" Cameron said as he turned on a flashlight, revealing a tunnel.

"Look! A tunnel! Should we try it?" Zoey said as they heard a screeching noise.

"Looks good to me!" Mike said.

"Well, there's no other place to go, so…" Cameron said as they went toward the tunnel.

Cut to the top of the cliff. "That elevator is not coming back up." Jo said.

"I can't lose again! I can't!" Lightning panicked.

"I know! We'll shimmy down!" Brick said.

"Leaders first!" Jo told Brick as he hopped on the elevator line and gulped.

"Hup! Come on, let's go!" Brick said.

"Here! You'll need this!" Jo said as she tossed him the firefly jar.

"Hey, thanks!" Brick said as he caught the jar, accidentally letting go of the line, making him scream as he fell before holding back on, burning his kiwis as he landed safely. "Phew." he sighed in relief before Lightning fell on him, making him drop the jar.

"Thanks for breaking our fall!" Jo said as she landed on the other side.

"No problem…" Brick mumbled.

"They're out! Aw man. Nice going, butterfingers." Lightning said as he noticed that he fireflies escaped the jar.

"Quick! We have to catch out light source!" Jo said as she and Lightning ran to chase the fireflies.

"Wait!" Brick yelped.

"Losers wait! Me and him gotta go! Try to catch up!" Lightning said as he and Jo ran toward a tunnel where the fireflies went, leaving Brick in the dark.

"Come back! I'm... I'm bigger than the dark. I'm better... than the dark. I... I'm lost and alone in the dark!" Brick screamed.

Confessional: Brick

"Man, with how many times I've been in the dark here, maybe I should just keep a flashlight on me at all times. Or maybe I could design some glowing army pants…" Brick thought.

Cut to the Maggots walking when they found a hat. "Oh, wow! I always wanted a hat like this." Mike said as he held it.

"And I always wanted to die underground with a hat-loving loser. Guess we both win." Scott said as Mike put on the hat, making him inhale.

"Mike? You okay?" Cameron asked.

"Vito? Baby, is that you?" Anne Maria said as she jumped in Mike's arms.

"G'day Sheila. Name's Manitoba Smith." Manitoba said as she dropped her.

"Ow!" Anne Maria yelped in pain as she hit the ground.

"Here, leave the torches to the men folk, beauty." Manitoba said as he took the flashlight from Zoey.

"They talk like that in Manitoba?" Zoey asked Cameron.

"I don't know, I don't get out much. Bubby boy, remember?" Cameron said.

"Oh. By the way Cam, why did you have to be in a bubble anyway?" Zoey asked.

"Well, I was born with a rare disease which required me to stay inside in a plastic bubble so I could get better. Recently, it's gotten better so my mom decided to sign me up on this show so I could see the outside world." Cameron explained.

"Wow, sounds tough. Well, at least it's nice that your condition is getting better. And I'm here if you ever need help from a friend." Zoey said.

"Thanks Zoey. Manitoba, did you find anything?" Cameron asked.

"To the right, a tunnel carved out by giant rodent teeth." Manitoba said as he sniffed some dirt.

"Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Rodent?" Anne Maria asked.

"To the left, mining cart tracks! We go left." Manitoba said.

"I say we take the one on the right 'cause it's the right tunnel. Get it?" Scott said as everyone looked confused.

"Uh, that train of thought has no logic at all." Cameron said.

"That's not-nevermind." Scott said.

"He's a sandwich short of a picnic, that one, eh?" Manitoba whispered to Cameron and Zoey as they went left.

Confessional: Scott

"Ugh, I want to throw the challenge but I don't know if these people as well as the Rats. I shouldn't make myself such a big target." Scott thought.

Cut to Lightning and Jo running after some fireflies. "Get your shiny heinies back in this jar! Lightning, chase the fireflies to me and I'll catch them!" Jo told Lightning.

"Got it! All right, fireflies! Lightning's gonna- ah, ah, ah! They're trying to bite me!" Lightning said as he ran into the butterflies.

"Gotcha! Lookin' good, Light Source." Jo laughed as she captured the flies in a jar on Lightning's head, upsetting him.

Confessional: Lightning

"That Jo guy may be disrespectful, but he's pretty strong. With him on the team, we might finally sha-win! Sha-bam!" Lightning cheered.

Confessional: Jo

"That Lightning guy is dumb as a rock but also pretty strong. The perfect guy to manipulate into being my grunt." Jo thought.

Cut to the Maggots finding some minecarts. "Ah, golly! These'll speed things up!" Manitoba said.

"No way! Too dangerous!" Scott said.

"If you're a girl, maybe." Manitoba said.

"Um, what?" Zoey asked.

"Uh, excuse me?" Anne Maria said when her badge bleeped and turned orange.

"Anne Maria's badge is orange!" Cameron said.

"Oh my gosh. I only have like fifteen seconds to live or something!" Anne Maria gasped.

"It's fifteen minutes." Cameron said.

"Oh well, that ain't so bad." Anne Maria said as she filed her nails.

"Yikes! Shotgun, called it!" Cameron said as he saw his badge was orange jumped in the front.

"I'll keep the ladies safe in the back!" Scott said.

"I don't need you watchin' over me. Hey!" Anne Maria said as she was pulled by Scott onto the back while Zoey got on the back too as Manitoba got on the front.

"My first time riding the rails!" Cameron said.

"Yee-hoo!" Manitoba cheered as they rode down.

"I don't like it!" Cameron said.

Cut to Brick in the dark. "You can do, this Brick. Uh, a flashlight! Come on, work! Jo, you came back! Are you wearing perfume? I-It's strong, but it suits you. Come on, flashlight." Brick said as he turned on the flashlight to see a giant mutant gopher as he screamed.

Cut to Jo and Lightning walking. "Good thing firefly bites aren't fatal. As far as we know." Jo said.

"I hear you, dude." Lightning said.

"I'm not a dude!" Jo said.

"Man, please. I can see you're a dude! Your badge, it's orange. You've only got fifteen minutes to live!" Lightning said as he saw that Jo's badge was orange.

"Ah, well so do you!" Jo said as she saw that Lightning's badge was orange too.

"No! This ain't right! Man, I never kissed a Super Bowl ring!" Lightning said.

"And I've never kissed a guy!" Jo said.

"Uh, yeah, it's cool, dude. Lightning don't judge." Lightning said as Jo rolled her eyes.

Confessional: Jo

"I think rocks may be smarter than him." Jo said.

Cut to the Maggots in the railway. "All right, lads and lasses, keep your eyes open and stick together!" Manitoba said.

"Easier said than done." Cameron said as Manitoba noticed that the two karts were now on different tracks.

"Oops." Zoey said.

"Crikeys! What did I just say?" Manitoba said as his and Cameron's kart crashed while the others went ahead

"The track! I'm too young to die!" Zoey said as she saw that the track was broken.

"And I'm too hot!" Anne Maria said.

"And I'm too cool!" Scott said as they screamed while the minecart flew and crashed in the water.

Cut to Chris in the control room. "Looks like our players are doomed. Will any of them survive? I have my doubts. But find out for sure when we return with more Total. Drama. Revenge of the Island!" Chris said as the screen went to black.

Cut to Scott and Zoey emerging from under the water. "Peh!" Scott choked.

"Scott! Are you okay?" Zoey asked.

"I think, ugh." Scott spat out water.

"Wait, where's Anne Maria?" Zoey asked when Anne Maria emerged from under Scott, showing that he was in her hair.

"Do I look like a lifeboat?!" Anne Maria said as she threw Scott away and tried to attack him but was held back by Zoey.

"I'm sure that it was an accident that Scott landed on you!" Zoey said.

"Yeah. An accident. I hope you both realize whose fault this is. The mine carts were Mike's idea." Scott said.

"But he didn't just try to drown me!" Anne Maria said when she was tackled underwater by a shadowy figure.

"Ah!" Zoey and Scott yelped.

"Anne Maria! Scott, she's gone! What do we do?" Zoey asked.

"Get out of here before something drags us underwater." Scott said.

"Shouldn't we look for her?" Zoey said.

"We can find her later, we need to worry about our own lives first!" Scott said as they swam away.

Confessional: Scott

"Well, if we were going to get separated, it's a good thing I got separated with Zoey. I need to make her distrust Mike more. I found some juicy information from Bubble Boy's book when I stole it, but I'm waiting for the right time to use it." Scott said.

Cut to Zoey and Scott walking. "So, do you know what that guy, Mike or whatever,'s deal is? He acted like an entirely different person when he wore that hat. This isn't even the first time, I've seen him act like an old man and a tough guy before too." Scott said.

"Oh, Mike's a method actor. Those are just the different characters he acts as." Zoey said.

"Interesting. But, do you really think that's the truth? Or is he hiding something?" Scott asked.

"What do you mean by that?" Zoey asked.

"Well, just, nevermind. Just something to think about." Scott said as Zoey looked deep in thought.

Cut to Cameron and Mike. "Ow. Mike! Mike, wake up! Aw. I've heard about situations like this but it's so different in real life. Think. What would Jo do? Move it or lose it, bubble brain!" Cameron thought as he kicked Mike.

"Cameron?" Mike asked as he woke up.

"You're okay! Come on, we've got to find the others! We got separated!" Cameron said before some mutant gophers came from out of the ground, making them run away screaming.

Cut to Brick running away from a gopher before he hit a dead end. "Oh crap!" Brick said as the gopher came near him then sniffed his boots, making it recoil. "Huh? What? You don't like my boots? Do I need foot deodorant?" Brick asked before he got an idea and took off his boot, pointing it at the gopher as it ran away due to the smell. "What's the matter? Can't take smell of war? Ha ha!" Brick laughed as he chased it.

Cut to Anne Maria coughing as she woke up in a cave. "Where the heck am I? Stay back! You touch my pouf, I touch you!" Anne Maria angrily said as she saw some gophers approaching her before a shadowy figure on the throne snapped it's fingers, making them away before he jumped off, revealing that it was Ezekiel.

"Yo, yo, yo homie! Welcome to the cave of the Zeke!" Ezekiel said.

"Oh, hey. Ain't you that creepy stowaway kid from last season? Zekiel or something? What are you doing with these things?" Anne Maria asked.

"That's right, eh? I came here for vacation and trained these guys like dogs, but I didn't expect that a hottie would drop in too!" Ezekiel winked.

"Ew!" Anne Maria said in disgust.

Cut to Jo and Lightning running. "Hey, what's taking Brick so long to catch up?" Lightning asked.

"I know your head is just for show, but haven't you noticed how large and in charge Brick's become? He doesn't need us. And he'll get rid of you the first chance he gets. In fact, he was talking to me about voting you off." Jo said.

"Wait, what!? He's planning to get rid of me? But I'm the sha-strongest!" Lightning said.

"I know, that's why I'm planning on voting him off if we lose. If we both vote him off, we can get rid of him for good." Jo said.

"So you wanna make some kind of guy's pact to vote him off?" Lightning asked.

"Yeah, sure. Let's make a "guy"'s pact." Jo rolled her eyes as they took hands.

"Sweet! I have a good sha-feeling about this new partnership." Lightning said as Jo smirked.

Confessional: Lightning

"Man, I can't believe that soldier guy was planning to vote me off all this time! Good thing Jo came to her senses and realized that this team ain't winning no challenges without my sexy abs!" Lightning said as he kissed his muscles.

Suddenly, Brick passed by chasing the maggot with his boots. "Ha! How do you like it when the boot's on the other foot, huh?" Brick said.

"Told you he's too big for his camos." Jo said.

"Jo! Lightning! Oh, finally!" Brick said as he turned back.

"Soldier, where have you been?! You left your men behind!" Jo asked.

"I've been engaging the enemy with my secret weapon." Brick said as he showed his boot.

"Ugh!" Jo said as she sniffed the boot and recoiled in disgust.

"Victory is ours!" Brick said when some gophers came from the ground and grabbed them. "Unless they do that." he said as they screamed while they were pulled in.

Cut to Anne Maria in the cave where the gophers were giving her stuff. "Would you stop already? I don't want any of this junk." Anne Maria said as the Gophers screamed. "Uh, heh heh. Not that I don't appreciate it, though." she said.

"How bout this, eh?" Ezekiel said as he showed her a briefcase.

"Is that the briefcase that has the prize money?" Anne Maria asked.

"Yup! Pretty cool, eh?" Ezekiel said as he opened it, showing that it was empty.

"Wow. Thanks." Anne Maria said, upset.

Cut to Mike walking while he carried Cameron. "First signs of chemical exposure are fever and nausea." Cameron said and burped.

"I hope Zoey's okay. Thanks so much for coming back for me, buddy." Mike said.

"Buddy? Really? Cool!" Cameron said.

Confessional: Cameron

"Living in a bubble my whole life, I didn't really make many friends, so I'm glad Zoey and Mike are willing to let me be their friend despite my awkardness." Cameron explained.

Suddenly, Cameron's badge bleeped. "Oh no! My second buddy and we've only got five minutes to live!" he said.

"Cameron! Mike!" Zoey said as she came with Scott.

"Zoey!" Cameron said as he saw them.

"Thank goodness you're okay! But we lost Anne Maria." Zoey said.

"We have to find her!" Mike said.

"We should dump these packs first, they're just slowing us down." Scott said as he tried to take his pack off.

"Those packs of pain stay on until I tell you otherwise! Or your whole team is disqualified. Disqualified." Chris said from the PA.

"Ha! I knew Chris was watching over us! He won't let us die down here!" Zoey said.

"Uh, don't count on it! I'm more of a watcher than a saver!" Chris said from the PA.

"Woohoo!" Anne Maria's voice came from somewhere.

"That's Anne Maria!" Zoey said.

"Come on, this way!" Mike said as they ran toward it.

Cut to Anne Maria holding a diamond in the cave. "Whoo, yeah baby! Now that's more like it! Bada-bling!" Anne Maria said.

"Yup, that's totes real, eh? Found it in the dump!" Ezekiel said.

"Congratulations, Helmet Head. Now get your freaky boyfriend to let us go." Jo said as she, Lightning and Brick were being held by the gophers.

"Meh. I don't feel like it, eh?" Ezekiel said.

"Look, the statues!" Zoey said as she came with Cameron, Mike and Scott and saw the statues on Zeke's throne.

"Oh well, we'll never get them now." Scott said.

"Keep it down. Those mutant gophers look blind but they can probably still smell us." Cameron said as the gophers saw them.

"Ah!" Zoey, Mike, Scott, and Cameron yelped as the gophers chased them.

"Oh, great. Here comes the competition." Jo said.

"Good. We can use the distraction. Fire in the hole!" Brick

"How is that supposed to help us?" Lightning said.

"Ugh. Way to help the enemy. Looks like it's up to me to get us down." Jo said as she took the jar off Lightning's head, making the fireflies fly around and distract the gophers, making them drop the trio.

"Finally sha-free!" Lightning said.

"Lightning! The statue!" Jo said.

"I'm on it! Sha-bam!" Lightning said as he jumped on a gopher to reach the throne and got the green statue as Zoey, Mike, Scott, and Cameron gasped.

"Yes! Rats, head for the mine carts! What goes in must come out." Jo said as Lightning nodded before turning to see Ezekiel.

"What the-?" Lightning said in shock.

"Hey, those are mine, eh?" Ezekiel said before Lightning punched him, dropping the statue in the process.

"If you can hear this, congrats! You're not dead yet! Wherever you are, immediately discard your bombs! I mean, backpacks, and run!" Chris said from the PA.

"Bombs?! Too far, McLean! Too far!" Jo said as she and Brick took off their packs.

"Got it!" Mike said as he and Scott reached the throne and put their packs there as they got the red statue.

"Mike? We're not feeling so great." Zoey said as she and Cameron looked tired before they saw a mutant gopher.

"Zoey! Here! Hang on, I'm coming!" Mike said as he gave the statue to Scott and went to help them.

"Whoops! Butter fingers!" Scott said as he threw away the statue, only for it to land on Anne Maria's hair.

"Come on, sweetheart. Mama's gonna take you home. Ha ha!" Anne Maria said as she walked away with the diamond.

"Take that you homeschooled freak!" Lightning said as he choked Ezekiel.

"Mission accomplished. Move out!" Brick said as he got the green statue while Lightning kicked Ezekiel away.

Scott, Jo, Lightning and Anne Maria got on the karts. Brick was about to get in too before he saw Mike, Zoey and Cameron being attacked by the gopher.

"Brick? Brick! Forget those rejects, we have to go!" Jo said as Brick looked in thought.

"I can't hold on!" Mike said as he tried to hold the gopher back.

"Mike…" Zoey replied.

"There's, there's something I need to tell you, Zoey. I have–" Mike tried to say before Brick came and hit the gopher with the green statue, knocking it out. "Brick?!" he asked.

"Never leave a man behind." Brick said as the statue he held was broken. Brick helped the trio in the karts and pushed the karts down before jumping in himself. Everyone but Brick, who looked confident, screamed as the track went town.

Cut to Chris and Chef outside in protective suits. "They're really cuttin' it close." Chris said.

"Mm-hmm." Chef said as the karts came out and crashed outside while everyone screamed as the red statue landed on Chris's foot.

"Ow! And the Maggots win! Again!" Chris said as the Maggots weakly cheered.

"Are you serious?!" Jo said.

"Great." Scott said.

"All clear?" Chris asked Chef.

"Yup, go for it man." Chef said.

"Okay then. Executing Operation: Doomsday!" Chris said as he pressed a button on a remote, blowing the mine up as he and Chef high-fived.

"This wasn't about the statues." Mike said.

"Sure it was. And as an added bonus, you just helped me seal off the toxic waste forever and get the feds off my back. It's win-win. For me." Chris said.

"Well, that's low, McLean. Even for you." Jo said.

"Yeah. I just keep getting better. Rats, hope you're hungry for marshmallows. But first, before there's permanent genetic damage…" Chris said.

"I'm gonna enjoy this." Chef said as he sprayed the contestants with water, sending them backward as they screamed.

Cut to Cameron and Mike walking in front of the cabins. "Mike, um... do you have Dissociative Identity Disorder?" Cameron asked.

"What? Who told you that?!" Mike asked.

"Sixteen years in a bubble makes a guy pretty observant. I don't get why you're keeping it secret. But I think I can help you control it." Cameron said.

"For real?" Mike said.

"Sure. But you have to help me with Scott. I don't trust that guy. You gave the statue to him and it somehow ended up in Anne Maria's hair? Not to mention I'm pretty sure he's the only one who could have been behind some of the losses. For example, he was the only one who could have hit the mirror in the ice challenge to tilt it, and since Jo's gun was jammed, he was the only one who could have shooten that seagull at Sam." Cameron explained.

"Oh, dude, this is huge! Thank you, thank you, thank you!" Mike said as he hugged Cameron.

"Happy to help." Cameron mumbled.

Meanwhile, Jo was sitting on the other side when Lightning came. "So, we agree to vote off that soldier boy, right?" Lightning said.

"Duh. I already said I was voting for him and now he cost us the challenge? He's a goner in my book." Jo said.

"Sha-sweet! I'm glad you realize that this team needs the Lightning's power! See you sha-later!" Lightning said as he left when Brick came.

"So, uh, Jo. Are you willing to vote off Lightning today?" Brick asked.

"Well, you did cost us the challenge, but why not?" Jo said.

"Sweet, thanks. It's sad that the three of us couldn't make it to merge, but it is what it is." Brick said as he left.

Confessional: Brick

"I know Jo said she'd vote for Lightning, but I'm not sure if she will. She values power over anything, and he's probably the most physically gifted player left while I cost us this challenge. However, I'd much rather leave as an honorable cadet who followed his morals even if it cost him the war, than a dishonorable quitter who forgot their code.

Cut to the elimination. "The votes are in. Who will receive the Marshmallow of Loserdom and leave the game forever? The following players are safe." Chris said as he began tossing the marshmallows.

"Jo." he said as he threw her a marshmallow.

"Yes!" Jo cheered as she caught her marshmallow.

"And... Lightning." Chris said as he threw him a marshmallow.

"Yes! Sha–" Lightning said as he choked on his marshmallow.

"Brick. Looks like your tour of duty has come to an end. Dismissed!" Chris said as Brick looked shocked and dodged the toxic marshmallow.

"Wha! But I was large and in charge." Brick said.

"Yeah, saving the enemy. Sha-traitor." Lightning said.

"So long, Soggy McGee." Jo said.

Confessional: Jo

"Between Brickhead and Jockstrap, the choice was obvious. I'd much rather keep the stronger and dumber one so I have an easy to manipulate ally. This game is mine. Still, for some reason, it's sad to see General Sourpuss go. I thought he'd last longer." Jo thought.

Cut to Brick in the catapult. "Any last words, cadet?" Chris asked.

"Brick, wait!" Zoey said as she came with Cameron and Mike. The three of them saluted as Brick saluted back before he was catapulted away.

"One side! I've got a jeweler to see and a bank account to open! I don't need this stupid show anymore. Look at this thing, I'm rich!" Anne Maria said as she came.

"Uh, that's cubic zirconia. Practically worthless." Cameron said.

"What? It's not... a real diamond?" Anne Maria asked.

"Nope. Lamest mine ever. Why do you think I dumped all that waste in there?" Chris said.

"Ugh, when I see that Freakzekiel kid next time, he's gonna pay!" Anne Maria said as she tossed the fake diamond at the ground, shattering it.

"Join us next time for more danger, treachery, and backstabbing on Total. Drama. Revenge of the Island!" Chris said as the episode ended.

VOTES

Confessional: Jo

"I can't believe I'm saying this but… I'm kind of going to miss him?" Jo said as crossed out a picture of Brick.

Confessional: Lightning

"Sorry army dude, you should know better than to lose a challenge." Lightning said as she showed a picture of Brick that had a lightning bolt drawn on it.

Confessional: Brick

"Sorry Lightning, but Jo could be a useful ally in the merge." Brick said as he crossed out a picture of Lightning.

BONUS CLIP

Brick's Audition Tape

Brick entered a room. "Private Brick McArthur reporting for duty! Permission to explain why I would be a valuable asset to Total Drama, sir! As a military cadet, I have the advantage of razor sharp senses from years of training. I won multiple badges and awards during all my time of training. I also have a pretty good sense of fashion, I think? I can take anything you can throw at me! I'm not afraid of anything, especially not the d-dark. And believe me when I say nothing gets past me. I mean nothing. Well, that's all. Dismissed!" Brick said as he didn't notice the camera tilting down and walked out the room while forgetting to end the tape.

Mutant Maggots: Anne Maria, Cameron, Mike, Scott, Zoey

Toxic Rats: Jo, Lightning

Eliminated Contestants:

8. Brick

9. Sam

10. Dawn

11. B

12. Dakota

13. Staci

R.I.P. Brick :( He's my second favoruite character of the season and as much as I would have liked to push him further, I thought the way his elimination was handled was perfect. + I have more plans for him in AS.

Also there's finally some changes in the order with Anne Maria not going (Her elimination in canon was dumb af) and Dakota not returning