Responding to reviews:
TheRiveran: Anne Maria beating the crocodile is cartoon logic. There have been way less realistic stuff on this show. I get why you're dissapointed that Dakota doesn't have much screentime but imo her arc ended fine even with the lack of screentime. For Dakota idg what you mean, Anne Maria was still in the swamp and Gwen was there in the coffin. Glad you thought it was better than the OG at least.
SuperSonicHeroes: Glad you liked the changes! You'll see what happens with the idol soon.
Guest: Courtney is replacing Cody, not Leshawna replacing Harold. Others are right tho.
"Last time on Total Drama: Revenge of the Island…" Chris began the recap. "our players went on a hunt for buried treasure. AKA, Gwen and Sam. Cameron tried to hide Mike's multiple personalities from Zoey, but spilled the beans to Scott. Way to keep a secret, Bubble Boy. And after Scott's manipulation, Anne Maria got the Hurl of Shame! Oh, and Dakota quit I guess. Adios! Who will be the next hurl? How will we injure them beforehand? Find out the answer to these questions and more right now, right here. On Total. Drama. Revenge of the Island!" he ended the recap.
(Theme song)
Cut to a bird chirping in a tree before a tentacle punched it when Chris sounded an alarm on top of the Maggots cabin. "Good morning, campers! Today, we have a very special treat!" Chris said as everyone got out of the cabins.
"Fantasy football?" Lightning gasped.
"Workout equipment?" Jo gasped.
"The newest issue of Bubble Theory magazine?" Cameron gasped.
"Espressos?" Zoey gasped.
"Chicken nuggets?" Mike gasped.
"Helicopter bear hunt?" Scott asked.
"Nope. First things first, if any of you are still trying to find that McLean brand invincibility sculpture I hid at the beginning of the season, you can stop now. Somebody's already found it. Second, it's merge day! No more Team Rat, no more Team Maggot. From now on, it's every man, woman, and Cameron, for himself." Chris explained.
"Hey!" Cameron complained.
Confessional: Jo
"The merge. Finally. All that "team" hooey was really chafing my butt. Lightning's been pretty useful, though. I might keep him around a while longer. Just to intimidate the others." Jo thought.
Confessional: Cameron
"Who knew a weak bubble boy like me could make it to the merge! Now that I made it this far, I actually think I have a shot! I mean, it's not like they have any reason to vote me out." Cameron explained.
"Chef! Drop it like it's hot!" Chris said as Chef came with a helicopter and dropped a block of concrete on the Maggot cabin, making them gasp.
"You crushed our cabin with a block of solid concrete?" Zoey asked.
"I had a bunch left over from building a monument of myself. I call it... Mount Chrismore!" Chris said as a mountain with Chris's face carved in was shown before a seagull pooped on it then laughed alongside another one as they high-fived. "From now on, you'll all share one tiny, cruddy little cabin." he said.
"But all our stuff was in there!" Zoey said.
"Yes! And because I am nice and not heartless, I'll help you get it out. One McLean brand pickaxe. Children's size." Chris said as he tossed a tiny pickaxe.
"Ow!" Cameron yelped as it hit him in the head.
"Enjoy! Later, taters. Ouch! Chef!" Chris yelled as he got on the ladder on the helicopter and was smashed into the concrete block as Chef drew the helicopter away.
"Ha! Glad that wasn't our cabin." Jo said.
"Ha ha! Score one for Team Dude." Lightning said as he punched Jo in the arm and walked away.
"Hey, Jo. Now that the teams are disbanded, if you want some brains to compliment your brawn, maybe we could make an arrangement." Cameron told Jo.
"Nice try, chicken legs, but I've already got my quarterback." Jo said as she pointed at Lightning lifting a log.
"We are going all the way to the finals! Two hundred and five, six, seven, eight, ten, uh... nine!" Lightning counted as Cameron looked confused while Jo facepalmed.
Confessional: Jo
"Jockstrap's idiocy has been getting on my nerves lately. I guess I should have had more than one ally." Jo said.
"Aw, c'mon, gimme my clothes back." Zoey said as she shit the concrete with the pickaxe on the roof.
"Hey, Zoey. They're probably too big and smell like garbage, but I found an extra pair of Brick's boots if you want 'em." Mike said as he came with some of Brick's boots.
"Uh, thanks Mike but I'll manage. You can just… put those somewhere else." Zoey said.
"Well, alright. I-I can try to find something els-" Mike tried to say but was interrupted.
"Look, I said I'm fine." Zoey replied.
"A-Alright. See you later…" Mike sighed as he left.
Confessional: Zoey
"I don't know if I should be so dismissive towards Mike, but after how secretive he's been, I think I have pretty good reason to be upset." Zoey said.
Confessional: Mike
"Zoey's trusting me less every single passing day. Maybe I should just tell her the truth. I mean, she's chill. She can handle multiple personalities, right? She won't just think I'm some freakish weirdo, right? Right?" Mike said and then inhaled.
"Sure, and my saggy old butt will get crowned Miss Canada. Here I am, Miss Canada!" Chester sang as he wrapped toilet paper on his arm.
"Ah, lookie, lookie. Multiple Mike thinks he's a lady's man. What a loser." Scott chuckled as he saw Mike and Zoey.
"Scott! You can't talk about Mike's Dissociative Identity Disorder. He told me about that in strict aspiring doctor-patient confidentiality. Besides, he's got it under control." Cameron said.
"Oh, does he?" Scott asked.
"Yes. Although some are harder to contain. Every time Mike loses his shirt, Vito pops out. But, but you can't say anything. Please!" Cameron said.
"Relax, Bubbles. I ain't a squealer. That's your job." Scott said as Cameron looked nervous.
Confessional: Cameron
"I am so bad at keeping secrets." Cameron said.
Cut to everyone in front of the cabins next to Chris with a monitor. "Challenge time! Today, it's all about grabbin' 'em and taggin' 'em. And to show you how it's done, I give you Total Drama's favorite juvenile delinquent, Duncan. Duncan owes me some camera time for skipping out on Total Drama World Tour, so I saved an extra painful challenge demo just for him." Chris said as Chef brought Duncan who was strapped to a chair.
"Ugh, not this dump again!" Duncan angrily said.
"Shut it you darn delinquent!" Chef said.
"Eat dirt, McLean!" Duncan angrily told Chris.
"No, that's your job! First up, the Smash and Grab! Hidden somewhere in the Mess Hall kitchen are six keys to Chef's prized collection of vintage go-karts. Some drive like well-oiled machines. Others, not so much." Chris said as he showed Chef's kitchen on the monitor.
"Chris! Don't let these clowns drive my karts! They're going to smash them." Chef said.
"Yes, and car crashes equals ratings. Demo time, Duncan! Chef, let this perp out on a day pass." Chris said as Chef let Duncan out.
"Later, losers!" Duncan laughed as he ran away.
"Okay. Probably should've seen that coming." Chris said.
"Here's the deal. You help me win today's challenge and I won't tell Zoey the truth about all your "funny characters"." Scott told Mike.
"Wait, how did you find out about that?" Mike asked.
"Sorry." Cameron said.
Confessional: Mike
"Scott. Of all the people to find out. Ugh, things just keep getting worse and worse." Mike sighed.
Confessional: Scott
"Now that we're at the merge, I need a slave to do my bidding. And what better way to get one than blackmail?" Scott smirked.
Players, commence smashing and/or grabbing... now!" Chris said as they all ran in the kitchen.
Cut to everyone in the kitchen. "Okay, a key. Where would Chris hide a key? Salt! Ah!" Cameron yelled as he found a bottle of salt and accidentally poured it on his eye when his glasses tilted.
"Are you okay, Cam?" Mike asked as he came.
"Ugh, yeah. So, did anything happen between you and Scott?" Cameron asked as he rubbed his eye and fixed his glasses.
"He hasn't done anything yet, but he said he was going to force me into helping him in the challenge." Mike said.
"Well, good luck having to deal with his crap. I'll try to help you if I can, it's the best I can do after telling him about your disorder and letting my notebook get stolen by him." Cameron said.
"Wait, he stole your notebook?" Mike asked.
"After he got me to reveal your disorder, he told me that he was the one who stole all our stuff back in the beach challenge and pinned it on Dawn." Cameron explained.
"Wow, he's even more horrible than I thought." Mike said.
"Ready, new teammate?" Jo asked Lightning as they stood in front of a closet.
"I was born ready!" Lightning replied as Jo opened the closet.
"No key here. Oh well. At least this challenge isn't dangerous." Jo said as she shut the closet, only to see a cockroach which jumped on her face as Lightning screamed.
"I bet there's a key under here. Peanuts? Hello, increased stamina!" Cameron said as he found some peanuts under a table. He searched again, only for a cockroach to pour salt on his hand and then bite it. "Ah!" he yelped in pain as he pulled his hand out.
Meanwhile, Scott broke a vase when he saw Mike searching. "Mike! Open that broom closet for me?" Scott asked.
"Do it yourself!" Mike replied.
"Oh, Zoey!" Scott said.
"Ugh, fine! Ooh, brooms. I'm scared. Scott!" Mike yelled as he opened the closet, only for a cockroach to stick onto his face.
"Nope. No keys in there." Scott said as he looked in.
"I think I found something. Hey! Stop!" Zoey screamed as her hair was pulled in a bucket that she was searching in.
"Oh! Zoey!" Mike said as he tossed the cockroach off his face to see Zoey and ran toward her.
"A little help?" Zoey grunted.
"Oh, Mike! Root through this garbage! Now!" Scott said as he tossed a garbage bag.
"Ugh, fine." Mike sighed as Zoey's head was fully pulled in the bucket.
"Make sure to carefully look nice and slow." Scott smirked as Mike searched the bag.
"Oh, gross! Aw,ew, ew, ew!" Mike grunted in disgust
"Ugh!" Zoey grunted as she freed herself.
Confessional: Zoey
"Okay. I get that we're all going for the million bucks, but just ditching me like that after running toward me like he was going to help? Instead, he's helping Scott when he and Cameron told me not to trust him?! What is Mike's deal?!" Zoey angrily said.
"Don't worry bro, I got you!" Lightning said as he pulled the cockroach off of Jo's face and threw it away.
"Ahh!" Mike yelled as it landed on his kiwis.
"Nice! This is killer entertainment!" Scott laughed at Mike's misery.
"Jo! I got one! Team Dude! Yeah baby!" Lightning said as he found a key in a shelf and ran away, leaving Jo behind.
"Hey!" Jo angrily said.
Confessional: Jo
"Jockstrap still doesn't get it. To the boss go the spoils. And I'm the boss. Ergo, he should be spoiling me! Maybe he's outlived his usefulness after all." Jo thought.
"Gimme that key! Sweet!" Zoey said as she beat the monster in the bucket with a broom, making it spit out the key.
"Oh yeah!" Jo said as she searched a trash can and found a key.
"Ah! Yes! Oh…" Cameron spat out a key as he was tossed from under a table.
"Bingo." Scott said as he found a key in a desk when Mike came with a gold key.
"Ugh…" Mike mumbled as he rubbed his head when Scott saw the key.
"Whoa. There's a gold key?" Scott asked.
"I found it in the garbage." Mike replied.
"You need to give me that key." Scott said.
"Aw, c'mon!" Mike complained.
"Oh, Zoey!" Scott said as Mike sighed and gave it to him. "Pleasure doing blackmail with you." he chuckled as he ran away.
Confessional: Mike
"You know, I actually thought Cameron was kind of exaggerating with how bad he was. Now I think he was underexaggerating." Mike said.
Cut to Chef and Chris outside the Mess Hall. "You let them trash my kitchen?! Chris, man, do you know how long that's gonna take to clean up?" Chef said.
"Buddy. Brother from another mother. Relax, it's cool. See? I got you a new mop." Chris said as he gave him a mop and left. Chef growled and snapped the mop in half.
Confessional: Chef
"Chris thinks he's so funny! Perhaps a little payback will teach him some respect…" Chef thought.
Cut to everyone in a field with some go-karts while holding spray paint cans and GPS's. "Say hello to challenge pas de deux. Grand Chef Auto. You've each been given a can of spray paint and a GPS map of the island. Your mission? Race your go-karts around the island and be first to graffiti tag three landmarks. The Rock Wall of Mount Looming Disaster, The Spooky Tree in the Haunted Forest, and the tippy top of a giant totem pole. Oh, and the go-karts? You'll have to steal them. From Chef." Chris explained as Chef growled, making Cameron gulp.
"Why does it have to be Chef's?" Cameron asked.
"For my amusement. The first player to completely tag all three landmarks wins immunity. And they get to choose who will be eliminated. All right. And go!" Chris said.
"You losers better not move an inch." Chef said.
"Ooh, Chef's gonna stare us to death. Big deal." Jo said as she fist-bumped Lightning.
"Nobody touches my stuff. Nobody." Chef said as he snapped his fingers, making some laser squirrels appear.
"Laser squirrels!" Cameron screamed as everyone ran around screamed while being chased by the laser squirrels.
"I love it when Chef gets mad. Don't you? Who will survive his wrath? Find out after the break right here on Total. Drama. Revenge of the Island!" Chris said as the screen cut to black.
Cut to everyone running around screaming when Chef cornered Jo and Lightning. "Game over. You're coming with me." Chef said.
"Not cool!" Jo said.
"Ugh, this is so sha-unfair!" Lightning complained as they were handcuffed by Chef.
"Ow, they're in my hair!" Zoey yelled as some squirrels attacked her.
"Zoey!" Mike said as he saw her.
"Mike, cover me while I grab my go-kart." Scott said.
"Oh, you've gotta be ki- oh! Oh, fine." Mike sighed as Scott grabbed him.
"Ow, ow, ow, ow! They're all over me! And they're biting at my nuts! You want 'em? Go fetch!" Cameron said as the squirrels bit him before he grabbed a packet of peanuts and threw it away.
"What the?" Jo said as the peanuts landed in her hands while being dragged away by Chef alongside Lightning..
"Sha-look out!" Lightning said as they ran away from some squirrels chasing them.
"Attack the contestants you nincompoops!" Chef yelled as he ran away.
"My first time behind the wheel! Whoa!" Cameron yelled as he got on a kart and crashed it.
"Gold key, gold car, that's the recipe for victory. Giddy up. Huh? Hey, no fair!" Scott angrily said as he got on the gold kart, only for the car to not move at all.
"Oh, I dunno. I think you got what you deserved." Mike said as he got on another one.
"Gimme my key back." Scott told Mike as he got off his kart.
"Whoa, not so fast. No take backs on karts. Especially the pooier ones." Chris said.
"Get me to the finish line." Scott whispered to Mike.
"Ugh, you suck…" Mike sighed.
"Why thank you!" Scott replied.
Cut to Scott's kart tied to Mike's. "Move, slowpoke! Give it!" Scott told Mike while he poked him with a stick.
"Ow! Ow! Is that stick really necessary?" Mike asked.
"Not really." Scott said as Mike drew away, pulling Scott with him.
Cut to Jo and Lightning in a cell in front of Chef. "You can't do this Hatchet!" Jo said.
"Yeah, Lightning can't be caged." Lightning said.
"Tell it to your prison guard!" Chef said as he pointed at Fang tied to a pole with a chain.
"Not that creepy mutant shark thingy!" Lightning said.
"Oh, you've gotta be kidding me!" Jo said.
"Enjoy your prison experience!" Chef laughed as he left.
Cut to Zoey spraying a pink heart on the rock wall. "First landmark, and first to tag it! Yes! Go, Team Zoey!" Zoey said.
"Nice one, Zoey!" Cameron said as he came.
"Thanks! Good luck, Cam!" Zoey said as she went back on her kart and drove away.
"Hmm, what to tag, what to tag?" Cameron thought and then gasped as he began spraying purple paint when Mike and Scott came.
"You wait here. I'm tagging first." Scott said as he got off his kart.
"Ugh…" Mike sighed as Scott tagged the wall with a blue cross and got back in the kart as Mike got out and saw Cameron painting with purple.
"If I just…" Cameron thought as he sprayed while Mike sprayed a green tick.
"Wow, Cam. But, you don't have to–" Mike tried to say but was interrupted by Scott honking the horn. "You don't have to–" he tried to continue before Scott honked it again. "All right, I'm coming!" he said as he went to the kart and drove away.
"What? What was that? Hm." Cameron thought
Cut to Jo and Lightning in the cage. "Way to go, Jockstrap." Jo told Lightning.
"Do not disrespect the Lightning!" Lightning said before Jo blew her whistle.
"Zip it! What we need is a play! Can you bend these bars?" Jo asked.
"Like straws. What about him?" Lightning asked as he pointed at Fang.
"Leave Fin Face to me." Jo said.
"Whatever you say dude!" Lightning said as he began trying to bend the bars.
"I'm not-ugh!" Jo angrily said.
Confessional: Jo
"Okay, he's more than a little annoying. Not to mention that he hasn't been particularly useful. Hell, I'm safe without his vote anyway! Why am I keeping him around!?" Jo said.
Cut to Zoey finishing tagging a pink heart onto a tree. "Two down and I'm in the lead! Ah!" Zoey said as she got on her kart which was knocked away by the tree growing tentacles.
"Ah, ow, oh! Ah!" Mike grunted as he and Scott arrived while Scott poked him with a stick.
"Mike! Go check if it's safe!" Scott said.
"Yeah, yeah. Ah!" Mike yelled as he was grabbed by the tree tentacles.
"Be quick, won't ya?" Scott mocked.
Confessional: Scott
"Best blackmail ever!" Scott laughed as he whittled a stick with his shark tooth.
Cut to Lightning and Jo in the cell. "Sha-... na!" Lightning said as he managed to bend the bars.
"Nice. Now for that shark!" Jo said as she shoved Lightning into Fang's mouth.
"Ah! Ah-ha!" Lightning yelped as Fang bit his butt.
"Nice knowing ya, Shark Bait. Driver's Ed, don't fail me now!" Jo said as she ran toward a cart and tried to drive away with it, however it took a long time due to the karts slowness.
Confessional: Jo
"Of course." Jo rolled her eyes.
"Did Jo leave me behind? On purpose? I have to catch up so I can punch his lying face!" Lightning said as Fang bit his butt. "Quit chewing my butt, man! Ah, I'll take you to Scott." he said as Fang looked happy.
Cut to Lightning and Fan driving in a cart. "Go, Team Lightning!" Lightning cheered when he got a message from the GPS.
"Listen up. Three landmarks wasn't fun enough. So... I added a fourth. It's a doozy. A mountainside right in the center of the island. Now, get bagging and don't spare the paint. McLean out. McLean out!" Chris said from the GPS, however he looked and talked weirdly as the GPS shut off.
"Man, couldn't that dumb host tell us about this before? Oh well, more time for Lightning to win!" Lightning said.
Meanwhile, it was shown that Chef recorded this message with a Chris doll. "Nobody touches my stuff. Nobody!" Chef said as he burst into evil laughter.
Cut to Cameron finishing a painting on the rock wall of Chris giving him the money as he laid on a cloud. "Mwah! Magnifico." Cameron said when Jo came.
"Why are you still here, Bubble Head? It's a race, not art school." Jo said as she circled Cameron's head as Cameron facepalmed.
Cut to Zoey climbing a totem. "Ha! First to the top! C'mon, c'mon! Two more to tag and I've won this thing!" Zoey said as she climbed when Scott and Mike came.
"Mike, give me a boost!" Scott said.
"Ew." Mike said as he helped Scott climb.
"You said he was untrustworthy and now you're helping him? Why can't you just be consistent with your feelings for once!?" Zoey complained.
"Zoey, I…" Mike replied as Scott climbed.
"Save it. Yes, I'm first!" Zoey said as she shook her can
"No, I am!" Scott said.
"Scott what are you, ow!" Zoey grunted as Scott threw his can at her head, making her fall and hand on a wing "Ah! Help!" she yelled.
"Whoopsie!" Scott chuckled.
"But, I thought we were friends!" Zoey said.
"And I thought you were a gullible moron. And unlike you, I was right." Scott said as he tagged the totem while Zoey gasped.
Confessional: Zoey
"Ugh, why is every person who's nice to me just ends up betraying me!? Is it so hard to have one trustworthy friend?" Zoey complained.
"Zoey! Hold on!" Mike said.
"Ha ha! I'm gonna need a tow to the last landmark." Scott said as he jumped off the totem.
"Tow yourself! I'm helping Zoey!" Mike said as he tried to climb the pole.
"Fine! I'll just get a lift from someone else!" Scott said as he ripped off Mike's shirt, making him inhale.
"Ay yo, bro, you seen Anne Maria?" Vito asked.
"Yeah! Gimme a tow and I'll show ya." Scott replied.
"You got it, bro." Vito said as they got on the karts.
"Mike? Mike!" Zoey yelled as they drove off.
Cut to Jo slowly driving her kart before stopping to sniff. "Huh. If I didn't know any better, I'd swear that smells like… testosterone! No! Ah!" Jo grunted as Lightning and Fang passed her, making her kart spin.
"Take that, coach! Sha-bam!" Lightning cheered.
Cut to Zoey holding on to the totem. "Can't... hold on!" Zoey screamed as he fell on Cameron's kart as he arrived, launching him to the top.
"Whoa! Oof! Hey, cool! Top of the pole! Thanks, Zoey!" Cameron said.
"Can't talk. Gotta go punch Mike! Or Vito. Or whatever his name is!" Zoey said as she drove off.
"Vito! Oh, no! I've got to stop Scott!" Cameron gasped.
Confessional: Cameron
"I was so busy going solo, I forgot about helping Mike with Scott! Being a good friend is way harder than it looks." Cameron said.
Cut to Lightning tagging the top of the pole with a red lightning. "Sha-tagged!" Lightning cheered.
"And the winner of Grand Chef Auto is... Where is everyone?" Chris said as he and Chef came on an ATV.
"Going for that last landmark. The extra one that you added." Lightning said as he jumped in his kart and drove off.
"What last landmark? Mount Chrismore! Duncan!" Chris yelled as he saw Mt. Chrismore was tagged on the GPS.
"That Duncan is one bad dude." Chef smirked.
"Drive! We have to terminate this challenge with extreme prejudice! Yah! Ah!" Chris grunted as Chef drove off, knocking him off the car.
Cut to Vito and Scott arriving at Mt. Chrismore. "'Kay, here we go. Where's the club?" Vito asked as they got off the karts.
"Right here." Scott said as he laughed and smashed in Mike's head with a club and then ran off.
"Mike! We are done! Not that we ever even started, you– Mike? Mike? Mike!" Zoey gasped as she came to see Mike unconscious.
Cut to Mike in his subconscious. "Zoey? Where am I?" Mike asked.
"Ay, yo! We're all in your flipping mind!" Vito said as he came.
"It's a subconscious, you salami head!" Chester said as he came.
"I think it's time we show you who is boss!" Svetlana said as she came.
"Yeah! This shrimp keeps getting' in my way with the ladies." Manitoba said as he came and grabbed Mike with a lasso.
"I'm in the way? You guys have been pushing me around way too long! It's payback time!" Mike said as they all began fighting.
Cut to the outside where Mike was shown trying to beat himself up. "Mike! Are you okay? Is there something wrong?" Zoey asked.
"He's fighting his multiple personalities for control!" Cameron gasped as he arrived.
"Multiple personalities?" Zoey asked.
"What is wrong with me?" Cameron facepalmed.
"Can you hear me? Mike!" Zoey yelled.
Cut to Mike being beaten by his alters subconscious. "Ah! That is it! I'm taking control. Starting now!" Mike said as he jumped out and beat his alters. "There! That's more like it. From now on, this brain is under new management. Mine!" he said.
Cut to the outside. "Mike? Mike? Are you okay?" Zoey asked as Mike was shown unconscious again.
"Better than okay. I won!" Mike said as he woke up.
Confessional: Mike
"I don't know how it happened, but somewhere in my brain, I heard Zoey yelling, and the idea of losing my one shot with the coolest girl ever just made me... kinda lose it." Mike explained.
"Zoey, listen. My characters, they're not just for show. I... I have multiple personalities." Mike told Zoey.
"Yeah, I know. Cameron just told me." Zoey replied.
"Sorry!" Cameron said.
"I should've told you first. I just didn't want you to think I was a total freak. Because the real me really likes you. A lot." Mike said.
"Are you kidding? My feelings aren't going to change due to something like this. Multiple personalities or not, you're still the Mike I know and love. I'll love you no matter what." Zoey said.
"Wow. T-thanks for not judging me Zoey. I'm sorry for thinking you'd think I was a weirdo like most other people do." Mike said.
"Mike, you're not a weird freak just because of a mental disorder. I should be the one apologizing for treating you so horribly without knowing what you were going through." Zoey said as they hugged.
"Ha, score one for the Scott-meister. Huh?" Scott said as he climbed the mountain and reached Chris's eye before he saw Lightning and Fang driving up a ramp towards him.
"Lightning for the win!" Lightning cheered as they drove off the ramp.
"Ah!" Scott yelled as Fang bit him while Lightning began spray painting.
"Sha-ba-ba-ba-ba-bam! I'm the best!" Lightning cheered as he sprayed a giant red Lightning on the mountain.
"My face! My beautiful fifty foot concrete face! Did you have to stop at the drive through?" Chris asked Chef as they came on the ATV.
"I needed my daily soda." Chef replied as he drank.
"Chris, I'd like to make my vote! Jo is out of here!" Lightning said as Jo arrived.
"What? I'm last?" Jo complained.
"No. No vote for you." Chris said.
"What?" Lightning asked.
"You fell for an obvious prank by Duncan." Chris said.
"Sorry, bro. That wasn't me." Duncan said as he popped up behind a rock and then pressed a button on a remote, blowing the mountain up. "Now that? That was me." he said as he laughed with Chef.
"Whoo!" Chef laughed as he saw Chris glaring at him and stopped as he rolled his eyes. Meanwhile, Fang still held Scott in his mouth before Scott sprayed blue paint in it, making him choke him out.
Cut to the elimination. "The real final landmark was the totem pole. So immunity and today's sole vote goes to first person who completely tagged it. Scott!" Chris said.
"Yeah!" Scott cheered as everyone looked upset.
"Scott, eliminate the player of your choice. Choose Lightning." Chris said.
"No! Eliminate Jo! He's a rat!" Lightning said as he got up.
"Choose me, and I'll make you regret it!" Jo said.
"Eenie meenie miney mo, who's the biggest losey-o? It's Mike." Scott said as Zoey gasped. "Thanks for towing me to victory!" he chuckled next to Mike as he sighed.
"Mike, the Toxic Marshmallow of Loserdom is yours." Chris said as Chef showed Mike the marshmallow of loserdom.
Cut to Mike in the catapult. "Well, Mike. It was nice knowing ya. All four of ya. Or is it five? So hard to keep track." Chris said.
"Wait, Mike!" Zoey said as she came.
"Zoey! I'm sorry I had to go." Mike said. And just when were just finally getting to know each other." Mike said.
"Don't blame yourself, it's all Scott's fault. I'll make that jerk pay for eliminating you!" Zoey said.
"That's the spirit! I have something for you to remember me by." Mike said as he gave her a necklace with his face on it.
"Oh, it's beautiful! I wish we had more time together." Zoey said as she took it.
"Well, I probably have time for a goodbye kiss." Mike said as they leaned in for a kiss before he was catapulted away screaming.
"Or not." Chris said.
Confessional: Zoey
"Not only did Scott trick me into trusting him, he also blackmailed Mike and then voted him off? Ugh! Just thinking about him makes my blood boil! Mark my words, he's not going to win this after all the crap he pulled!" Zoey said.
"Who will be the next loser hurled? What humiliating challenges lie in store? And where will I build my next monument to me? Find out next time on Total. Drama. Revenge of the Island!" Chris said as the episode ended.
BONUS CLIP
Mike's Audition Tape
Cut to Mike in his room. "Hi. Mike here, to explain why I would be great for the next Total Drama season. For one, I have a lot of different talents to offer. I can be agile and graceful, but also tough and scrappy. With the keen senses of a wilderness survivor, I'm ready to win this season! Oh, I can also act like an old guy too I guess. I don't care what my doctor says, I can win this! Uh, did I say doctor? Ha. I meant psychiatrist. Ah! No, I mean... do-over! Gah! Oh…" Mike said as he accidentally knocked down the camera while scrambling.
Mutant Maggots: Cameron, Mike, Scott, Zoey
Toxic Rats: Jo, Lightning
Eliminated Contestants:
6. Mike
MERGE
7. Anne Maria
8. Brick
9. Sam
10. Dawn
11. B
12. Dakota
13. Staci
Mike's still gone, bro doesn't have much left to do. Kept the blackmail plot since it showed Scott's prowess as a villain. Hope you all enjoyed!