Just a little one that ALIMO1971 gave me the idea for. Hope you like it :D
Teal'c came through the stargate first and he looked feed up and he was also carrying all the weapons that the team had left with. Behind him Daniel came through looking around nervously and then Jack came running through the gate, Sam close on his heels. They were both laughing wildly and Sam chased Jack around the room a few times before she caught him at the bottom of the ramp.
Hammond came in just in time to see Sam grab Jack's arm, spin him around and plant one on his lips. Around the room people gave gasps of shock as she danced back and smiled before saying, "You're it Jack," and running out of the room still laughing.
Jack turned to look at Daniel who shook his head and said loudly, "No way are you going to get me this time Jack," before he sprinted after Sam.
Jack laughed and followed along behind while Hammond turned his shocked eyes to Teal'c.
The Jaffa came forward and passed all the weapons he was carrying to an air man before saying, "They started acting oddly on the planet after we all drank from a stream. My symbiote protected me but O'Neill, MajorCarter and DanielJackson started acting like adolescents and decided to play kiss chase."
"Kiss chase?" Hammond muttered.
"Indeed," Teal'c answered in a level tone, "A few days before our mission CassandraFraiser asked what kiss chase was and the remaining members of SG1 obviously decided that it would be a fun game to play."
Hammond nodded and then spoke to the room in general, "I want you to round up SG1 and take them to the infirmary before this gets out of hand."
Half the security personnel saluted and nodded and Teal'c led the way to go and get his team and hopefully return them to normal.