Megavolt looked up at the bright, blue sky, and sure enough, a shooting star did come. It appeared closer than the sun but didn't generate a heat wave. And Megavolt made his wish out loud. "I wish Don Karnage and I could legally carry out a rein of terror."
"Excellent choice, my friend," Don Karnage encouraged.
"My pleasure," Megavolt replied with a smile.
Right out front, within yards of Don Karnage's Chinook Helicopter, there appeared another M1 Abrams Tank. And Karnage could smell not only that the fuel tank was filled with diesel, but also that the turret was at full ammunition capacity. "Now, that's what I call a weapon," he remarked.
All four players received news alerts on their smartphones that Don Karnage and Megavolt were about to legally embark on a rein of terror, and Candace was dreading it. "If Megavolt or Don Karnage destroys either of our houses, I swear, I'll take matters into my own hands big time!"
Meanwhile, Megavolt was out front, discussing his basic playbook with Don Karnage. "Today is the day you and I get this show on the road. I'll be in the tank. You airlift it to every stop. How does that sound?"
"Excellent idea, Megavolt," answered Don Karnage. "How about for our first move, we destroy Dragonland?"
"Dragonland?" questioned Megavolt. "How are we gonna get there?"
"Remember how we got there to give Zak & Wheezie their sour 16?" asked Don Karnage.
"Oh, yeah!" remembered Megavolt. "That counterfeit scale with the same spell on it."
"That's just the way," Karnage answered. "You get in the tank. I'll take off and lift it up. Then, I'll make the wish on it."
"You got it, Karnage," said Megavolt with a smile and got right inside the tank.
Don Karnage got in his chopper, fired it up, took to the skies, used his winch to pick up the tank, pulled out the counterfeit dragon scale, and made the only wish it could grant. "I wish I wish with all my heart to fly with dragons in a land apart." Seconds later, he found himself flying in Dragonland, at a 65 foot altitude, with the tank still dangling below. He used his two way radio. "Don Karnage to Megavolt. Don Karnage to Megavolt. Are you still down there in the tank?"
"I sure am," answered Megavolt. "and I can see the School in the Sky from here."
"Good," replied Karnage. "Let's split up and meet back here when Dragonland is in ruins." And he dropped the tank.
From there, Don Karnage went to find a heavy object to drop on the colony of doodle fairies when he encountered Zak & Wheezie, who were curious. "Hey," said Zak. "aren't you the wolf who took us on that erratic parasailing ride on our birthday?"
Don Karnage used his loudspeaker. "I sure am, and it was well deserved."
Wheezie turned defensive. "Why in Dragonland are Zak and I so hateful to you?"
Karnage told it like it was. "You two are hateful for never realizing just how low the stakes typically are in Dragonland. Plus you've both acted up a lot in more than one way." And he used the blades of his rotor to bruise both of them. But they took cover in the nearest knuckerhole. That was how Don Karnage got another bright idea. He used his winch to grab a boulder and dropped it atop the knuckerhole, trapping Zak & Wheezie inside.
Meanwhile, Megavolt was having himself just as good of a time. He fired his tank's first round straight into the School in the Sky, blowing it down like a house of cards and setting the very foundation on fire. "Take that, you ruined reptiles!"
Moments later, Darkwing Duck appeared out of a cloud of purple smoke. "I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am the sunburn that intercepts your water tubing plans. I am Darkwing Duck!"
Megavolt wasted no time, doing what just such a villain needed to do. He went after Darkwing, firing warning shots to scare him away. "You better run while you can, Doofwing!"
Darkwing turned to his go to weapon. "Suck gas evil doer!" But needless to say, it had no effect on the tank.
Moments later, Megavolt got another bright idea. He ran Darkwing over with the tank, because Darkwing couldn't run as fast as the tank could. And as soon Darkwing was pinned under the treads, Megavolt electrified the whole vehicle, effectively giving Darkwing the nastiest electric shock. "I really got you now, Darkwing!" And he went on to attack Cassie's huge family. That was when Quetzal caught his eye from what looked like an 80 foot altitude, and Megavolt immediately shot him down in a ball of flames.
Meanwhile, Don Karnage saw Ord picking berries and got a brilliant idea. "Surrender, big, fat Ord!" And he lowered his winch. "Hang your basket of berries on my grappling hook or you'll be meeting your end?"
Ord hung his basket of berries on the end of Don Karnage's winch as instructed, but he still held onto the brim of the basket with one hand while picking more berries to put in it with the other. "These berries are mine!"
Don Karnage yanked the collective, but Ord grabbed the winch above the grappling hook and held on tight while he was whisked away with the basket. He took the basket off the hook and tried to fly away with it, but Karnage used his chopper blades to scrape him. "Take that, you thief!" And Ord plummeted to the ground, whaling. And Karnage grabbed the basket of berries back, reeled them right up into his chopper, and took a break, feasting on them.
While Don Karnage enjoyed feasting, Megavolt continued shooting. He went on to drive his tank into Cassie's cave, firing at every family member of hers that he could encounter, making them physically go up in flames. "Take that, you stupid noobs!" And when he was done with that, he went on to destroy the colony of doodle fairies. He destroyed their castles, their village, and as many of them as he could lock on target to. Following that, he carried on to fire one round after another into a whole village of dragons. Home after home went up in smoke. Megavolt laughed while making it happen. After all that, he ran over a village of nodlings five times. Finally, Dragonland was in ruins and not unfairly so, because Megavolt understood just what Don Karnage hated about Dragon Tales. So before anyone was ready to come after him, he used his two way radio. "Don Karnage, we've finally done it! Meet me in front of the flattened School in the Sky."
"You got it, my friend," replied Karnage and met up with Megavolt in about 35 seconds.
"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" asked Megavolt.
"You mean that we return to America to continue our rein of terror?" Don Karnage asked. "I sure am. Let's say our escape rhyme on the count of three. One… Two… Three!"
Don Karnage and Megavolt both held on tight to their heavy artillery and said Dragonland's escape rhyme together. "I wish. I wish to use this rhyme to go back home until next time."
