I wanted to write a story involving the President so I came up with this.

The President was visiting the SGC which meant that everyone was running around, making sure that everything was presentable.

Jack and the rest of SG1 were glad that they had requested on a potential allies planet. They had been the team who made first contact and now the local people were asking for their return before even considering signing a treaty between the two worlds. The chief had decided he didn't like the look of the team that had replaced SG1, one of the SGCs special negating teams.

They all stood at the bottom of the ramp, waiting for the wormhole to engage. Hammond was standing with them talking, "The President is going to be here all day tomorrow so can you try and stay out of trouble please."

"Who do you think you're talking to General, we always try and stay out of trouble," Jack replied with a smile.

"Yeah," Daniel inputted, "But trouble normally finds us."

Hammond looked beseechingly at Sam and she nodded. "It's a planet we're welcome on sir, we'll be fine."

Hammond nodded and then left as the wormhole formed. SG1 stepped through so they could go and sort out the issues the chief had with the other team.

The next day, Hammond, the President and the members of the Presidents party were all walking around the SGC when the lights warning lights that were all around the lower levels of the SGC began to flash. "It's alright," Hammond said in a soothing voice, "It's just telling us that there's an active wormhole."

Hayes smiled slightly as the members of his party relaxed. The lights stopped flashing and Hammond said, "Well the next part of the tour is seeing the gate if you'll follow me sirs."

As Hammond led the way Hayes asked, "Where are SG1 George?"

"They had to go off world at very late notice yesterday," Hammond answered, "We are trying to sign a treaty with a planet with an abundance of naquadah. Their chief however only seems to trust Colonel O'Neill and his team."

Hayes nodded and opened his mouth to say more but shut it again quickly when everyone heard a suspiciously young voice shout, "Uncle George," and two small children, a girl and a boy, came running towards them.

Both were wearing only oversized BDU jackets which, because of their size, were down to their knees. The little girl had blonde hair and blue eyes while the boy had darker hair and was wearing a pair of glasses, which going by the way they were slipping down his nose were too big for him.

Hayes looked at Hammond as the children came to a stop in front of them, the question of who they were clear in his eyes.

Hammond was looking in shock at the blonde girl; she reminded him an awful lot of Sam Carter. "Uncle George," the girl said again, "Don't you recognise me?"

"Uh," was all Hammond could get out of his mouth.

"Told you he wouldn't," the little boy said, pushing his glasses back up his nose again.

The small girl stuck her tongue out at the boy and the both of them laughed. Hayes and the others were all sharing confused looks as well as staring at the two small children.

The laughing stopped suddenly as another voice came from the end of the hall, "There you are."

Hammond and Hayes both looked up and saw Jack and Teal'c walking towards them. Jack saluted the two of them as he reached them but then knelt by the children and said, "What did I tell you about running off?"

The children looked at the floor guiltily while Hammond looked at Teal'c and asked, "What happened to Major Carter and Doctor Jackson Teal'c?"

The Jaffa glanced at the two children before answering. "The two of them drank from a cup that was being passed around the fire in celebration of signing the treaty. This morning we woke up and found that they had regressed into children."

"You mean," one of the people behind Hayes said, "Those children are Major Carter and Doctor Jackson?"

"Indeed," Teal'c said inclining his head. "The Chief was most apologetic, said that it is a drink they have drunk since childhood and it has never happened to them before, Major Carter or Doctor Fraiser will probably be able to explain why as I cannot. The Chief assures us will only two days at a maximum."

Hammond shook his head, "Why aren't you in the infirmary?"

"We tried sir," Jack said, still kneeling by the children, "But Carter decided to make a break for it and Daniel followed her. We lost them when SG3 and SG15 walked past."

Hammond shook his head, "Do they still have their adult memories?"

Jack nodded, "We think so as they still remember who we are, but their minds have regressed as well as their bodies so they're not really acting like themselves. We got a lovely rendition of the wheels on the bus on our way back to the gate."

Hammond nodded and said, "Get them to the infirmary and if everything checks out then take them to one of the VIP rooms. Someone is going to have to stay with them at all times as well."

Jack and Teal'c both nodded as Sam's eyes brightened suddenly and she looked at Hammond and Hayes and saluted. Hayes couldn't help it, he burst out laughing. Jack shook his head and gestured with his head to Daniel while saying, "Like I said, their memories in a child's body, with a child's attention span." Teal'c understood his gesture and picked up Daniel, to prevent another escape attempt. Jack also gathered up Sam in his arms and she wrapped her arms around his neck. Jack stood and saluted again before turning away and beginning to walk down the corridor.

"Colonel," Hammond called after them, "Keep the Major away from the TV, I don't want to have to replace it."

Jack turned quickly and said with a smile, "Yes sir," before he turned back and carried on walking.

"Bye Uncle George," Sam called over Jack's shoulder as Daniel waved. Hammond and Hayes both waved back with a smile.

The four of them turned the corner and Hayes said, his voice full of mirth, "Well that was unexpected."

Hammond smiled, "I asked them to stay out of trouble, looks like Doctor Jackson was right about trouble finding them."

The group all laughed before Hammond continued with the tour, heading towards the briefing room so they could all see the gate. "Welcome to the SGC," he said, "Where the unexpected is the normal."