I was going back though old reviews in search of some ideas since I seem to have come up against a bit of a wall. This idea came from ALIMOO1971 so I thank her for it. On that note if anyone has any ideas for more chapters then I'm all ears.

Anyway, here you go and I hope you like it.

"Receiving IDC sir," Walter said, "It's SG1."

Hammond nodded, "Open the iris."

Walter placed his hand on the scanner and the iris slid open. SG1 all came through, looking happier than Hammond would have expected given what their mission had been. Behind them came Doctor Felger. SG1 and Felger had been sent to look at an area of scientific interest. Jack had argued about not needing Felger, that Sam would be fine to work on her own, which Sam had agreed to whole heartedly. Hammond however had known that Sam would need help if they wanted to get done within the time frame, which had been short due to the locals. The locals on the planet had been happy to host SG1 while they looked at the ancient technology in ruins but the Elders had only agreed to a few days due to the ways of the people, strangers could only be hosted for two days before they had to move on.

"Did you get everything done?" Hammond asked over the loud speaker.

As he spoke Felger's face suddenly dropped and he bolted from the gate room. Hammond watched in shock as some of the security personnel ran after him and Jack, Sam and Daniel all bent double with laughter.

"SG1, what the hell is going on?" Hammond demanded.

"Felger," Jack stared to say before he was laughing too hard to continue.

"Insulted," Daniel tried, but he fell to his knees and clutched at his stomach.

Sam didn't even try; she just leant against Jack as tears streamed down their faces.

"DoctorFelger was given laxatives by one of the native women after he made an inappropriate remark," Teal'c answered, "He has been incontinent ever since."

As he finished speaking both Jack and Sam fell to their knees beside Daniel.

Hammond was shocked, not just by what had happened but by the reaction his flagship team were having. He shook his head and then headed down to the gate room.

"Were they by any chance given laughing gas?" Hammond asked, pointing to the still kneeling Jack, Sam and Daniel.

"Indeed not GeneralHammond," Teal'c said, but Felger has been most annoying for the two days we were away. They found it most amusing when we found out what had happened."

One of the three security guards who had followed Felger came back into the gate room. "The Doctor has been taken to the infirmary sir."

Hammond nodded. "Colonel, Major, Doctor, go and get yourselves checked out and then I will see you for what I'm sure is going to be a very interesting debriefing."

The three got to their feet, wiping tears from their eyes even as they continued to laugh, although now it was more controlled, and supported each other out of the room and down the corridor.

Two hours later SG1 were all sat in the briefing room. When Hammond had seated himself at the head of the table he looked around and asked, "Where is Doctor Felger?"

Jack, Sam and Daniel all smirked but managed to keep it together and not burst out laughing again.

"We were about to leave the infirmary together but then he ran off once more and I do believe he said, oh crap, before he disappeared round a corner," Teal'c answered, sending the rest of the team into fits once more. At his words even Hammond started to laugh. Oh crap indeed.

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