A portal opened right up, sucked Megavolt right in, and took him straight to Stu and Bonnie's carrot farm, where there was a John Deere Tractor already idling, attached to a fully loaded seed spreader. And Stu was right there. "Megavolt, Bonnie and I are headed out for jury duty, and we need you to plant our seeds in a hurry. There's a rainstorm coming our way in four hours." And with that, he got in his pickup truck with his wife and drove off.
Megavolt got in the tractor, threw it into gear, and began spreading the seeds at eight miles an hour. He knew a little bit of alertness was necessary, but he really didn't want to deplete his energy super quickly. So he turned on the radio for some local music. The music made him feel at peace while he continued on his way. More like a down home country boy than a supervillain. He enjoyed the combination of music and equipment until the news came on. "Many of you have seen crime fighting teenager, Kim Possible enlisting a grateful civilian to get her and Ron Stoppable all the way to wherever Dr. Drakken of a one shot villain is at odds with innocent people, but she recently enlisted a known criminal, by the name of Don Karnage to do so. She was leading a convoy of five big rigs, all hauling top secret super weapons to Thembria, where Drakken was holding innocent residents hostage for their plentiful oil supply. But although a feared kidnapper, Don Karnage got her and her team there safe and sound. Another big thing trending today is teenage truck drivers. Amid our nationwide truck driver shortage, it's been so tough to come by the necessary drivers that 16-year-old Jeremy Johnson was tasked with hauling 20 tons of private fireworks to Danville's Fourth of July fireworks display. He even came forward, saying the fireworks were on a timer before he even left the shipper. Johnson was also the hero when the notorious Dr. Doofenshmirtz held five beloved pets hostage, including Darkwing Duck. Doofenshmirtz threatened to throw them all off the balcony if Jeremy breached the building. So Jeremy brought them a giant trampoline to land safely on. And that's how all five of them escaped. Reporting from Danville." And more music came on the radio.
"Next thing we know, I'll be making the news even more," Megavolt thought out loud. "Darkwing, if you try to stop me, I'll make the worst happen to you. And you just won't see me coming."
The country music continued while Megavolt continued spreading the seeds. And he had done about 20 percent of the field when the news came on again. "Paintball is normally all fun and games, but earlier today, known kidnapper, Don Karnage was out and about, playing aerial paintball and tagging up to 25 enemies before time ran out in the game. His targets included his TaleSpin enemies, the classic Timon & Pumba, and a whole group of random panthers, who appeared to be in uniform. The chaotic scene was filmed by Dr. Reginald Bushroot and has gone viral on YouTube. Neighbors are now on edge. And the media is scrambling to investigate. Now for an even much more frightening, trending story. Elmo Sputterspark a.k.a. Megavolt made a wish on a real, live wishing star to legally carry out a rein of terror, so the oval office was forced to sign the bill for it. Witnesses say he used an M1 Abrams Tank to terrorize first, Dragonland, then, San Quentin State Prison and that he had a Chinook Helicopter to airlift him away from both crime scenes before anyone could take matters into their own hands. Both big places remain in ruin. And victims are scrambling to investigate. Reporting from Danville."
"A rein of terror totally well deserved," remarked Megavolt out loud. "And I wouldn't have missed it for an even more powerful wish."
Megavolt had done about 37 percent of the seed spreading when Stu and Bonnie returned, and they were both impressed. "Megavolt," remarked Stu. "I just have to say, you got us off to an exceptional start this year. Thank you ever so much."
Before Megavolt could make any positive remarks of his own, a portal opened up, sucked him in, and took him back to his game against Jeremy, Candace, and Don Karnage. He took a good look at the animated scoreboard. And under his name were 38 points. "My. Oh, my. Thunder in the sky. Candace, it's your turn now."
"I just hope this doesn't get any of us killed," said Candace and reluctantly rolled the dice. It landed on five. Her piece moved ahead five spaces. There was a message on the board for her. And she read it out loud. "Dr. Drakken steals Kim Possible's smartphone. Stop him before he reaches Danville International Airport." And she wasted no time, running out front to see of there was a vehicle there, waiting for her. Sure enough, there was, and it was a Ford Focus. She quickly got in, fired it up, threw it into gear, peeled away, put on her seat belt, and saw the car's GPS come on to reveal Dr. Drakken. She soon caught up and saw that Drakken was driving a four door Lexus. But he spotted Candace barreling right up on him and peeled away. Drakken made the first left. And when Candace chased him around the same corner, she heard a very loud horn and saw that it was a near miss with a Peterbilt truck. But she was in no position to look back, so she gunned it and stayed right on Drakken's tail. With tunnel vision on the Lexus, Candace gave it 110 percent but clipped a Mercedes along the way. She was in no position to swap insurance details, so she carried on, totally focused on Drakken. Dr. Drakken weaved through traffic at breakneck speeds, but Candace knew she couldn't afford to lose sight of him. "Drakken, I'm coming for you. Drakken, I'm coming for you. Drakken, I'm coming for you!" And she didn't dare let up on it. Drakken got on the interstate, giving Candace her big chance to catch up, so she tried a technique that she had seen on the news. She tapped the rear fender of the Lexus, causing it to totally spin out, but Drakken wasn't out of ideas, yet. He threw the Lexus into reverse, did a J-turn, and continued to the airport. Needless to say, Candace was not giving up that easily and continued the pursuit, weaving through traffic at 110 miles an hour. She knew that live action Hollywood stunts were always rehearsed ahead of filming, so in the midst of an unrehearsed stint, she could barely avoid panicking. But just a few miles later, she caught up with Dr. Drakken again and orchestrated another pit maneuver. This time, Drakken counter steered straight into a big rig, and the Lexus was totaled. The truck driver pulled over to see if Drakken was hurt. Candace pulled over, with him, to search the car for Kim's smart phone. And addressed the truck driver. "Is the guy okay?"
The truck driver was at a loss. "I don't know if he's hurt or if he's faking it."
"Try tickling him," Candace suggested.
The truck driver did so, and sure enough, Drakken was ticklish. Candace started searching, found Kim's smartphone on the floor, returned to the Ford Focus, started it up again, and checked the GPS for Kim Possible's whereabouts. Sure enough, it directed her to the next exit ramp to turn around, so that's just where she went. In fact, the GPS directed her most of the way back to Jeremy's place, and only a couple of blocks from there, she spotted Kim Possible, herself, on the side of the road and asked the big question. "Kim, is this your phone?"