Cuts of RWBY
A RWBY Fic Collection by AndrewJTalon
DISCLAIMER: This is a fan based work of prose. RWBY is the property of Rooster Teeth and WB Animation. Please support the official release.
Just a collection of plot bunnies and ideas for RWBY fics. Free for you to take and make use of.
For instance... What if Beacon had a few more facilities you'd expect of big, private schools? Such as a pool?
Given that Beacon Academy was a Hunter school, it was actually not that unusual for it to have a pool. The very thorough and expensive gym was just one way of keeping in shape, after all, and there were aquatic Grimm. Learning how to swim was a necessity in their line of work.
It was an outdoor pool, at least during the summer months. When it got colder, a mechashift system deployed a cover over it, and the pool became a court for all sorts of other sports. Hunters did need other ways to unwind, after all.
To use a pool for just recreation was a new one on Pyrrha. Recreation in general was new to Pyrrha. However, Ruby had invited her and Nora, and they'd headed out to the outdoor pool with the rest of RWBY early in the morning. Neither Jaune or Ren had been present when they'd woken up. Ren's absence was normal, he went out early to train and meditate. Jaune's absence was also normal, as he'd been training with Ren too.
It made Pyrrha very proud of him. However, she was also a bit concerned about leaving them out of the aquatic fun.
"It doesn't seem right to leave them out," Pyrrha commented to her fellow Huntresses-in-training, as they walked in bathing suits, out across the courtyard. Weiss snorted.
"We don't need them ogling us, Pyrrha!"
"They can join us later!" Ruby said cheerfully, "I texted them, so they know what's up!"
"I didn't agree to that!" Weiss screeched. Yang laughed.
"Relax Weisscream. I guarantee with P-Money and me around? Nobody's gonna be ogling you."
Weiss turned bright red and scowled at Yang as they approached the pool. The sounds of splashing could be heard as a few other students had had the same idea.
"I-You-You're absolutely lewd, Yang!"
"Hey! Not my fault the titty fairy skipped you!" Yang snickered, as she thrust her large chest out. It was contained in a yellow and black top with matching bottoms: Not a full on bikini, that was banned, but it was definitely enough to turn heads.
"Don't be mean, Yang," Ruby whined, in a cute red and black striped one-piece with a skirt. She was the picture of cuteness, with her wide smile.
"Indeed, your envy is showing," Blake observed. She wore a sunhat over a sleek black and white two piece, far more modest than Yang's but showing a great deal of her belly. She had a black tie around skirt, and had a bookbag over one shoulder.
"It is? Where?" Nora asked, looking around. She was in a green one piece, with pink highlights. It didn't fit Nora's coloration at all, but it was obvious what she had been going for. And who's attention she sought to gain.
"I-Size isn't everything!" Weiss sputtered, in her own sleek pure white one piece that went up to her neck. And granted, Weiss did look lovely in it... But Pyrrha couldn't help her mental gloating as she compared Weiss to herself. Her red one-piece had a neckline just high enough to not be scandalous, but oh... If Jaune saw her in this...
"Anyway! Pool ahead!" Ruby declared. She held up a cooler and a bright pink foam tube pool toy as she charged through the gates. "Yeahhhh!"
Yang chuckled indulgently as she, Blake, Weiss, Nora, and Pyrrha all followed. Pyrrha scanned the pool surroundings, just checking for Grimm. The pool was further out from the main campus, and while still within supposed safe areas, it never hurt to-
She stopped and looked at Ruby. She'd stopped dead in her tracks and was staring intently at something. The rest of the Huntresses-in-training stopped with her.
"Ruby?" Yang asked. "You okay? What are you-?"
Pyrrha felta magnetic presence, and heard a familiar voice with an unfamiliar baby laughing.
"Oh! Hey girls!"
She turned and looked. Her jaw dropped a bit.
Climbing out of the pool, a peach-haired baby in green trunks and floaties in one arm, was Jaune Arc. Water dripped down his body, from his soaked hair, down his firm pecs, and over his six-pack that looked like it was carved from marble. The water continued down the well fitted blue swim trunks (with white bunny head patterns-That's totally what she was looking at, and NOTHING ELSE) over his muscular legs, down to his feet. He grinned as he set foot on the pool surface, and let go of the railing to wave with his free hand.
"J-J-Jaune?" Ruby managed, her face burning bright red. Pyrrha felt her own cheeks burn like fire as Jaune nodded.
"Yeah! Professor Peach asked me if I could take her son Tom to the pool," Jaune said. The little boy fussed a bit, waving his chubby arms around. Jaune hugged him and patted him on the back, soothing the little boy.
"Ah, it's okay buddy..." He turned and chuckled.
"I would have texted you back but uh, someone got candy on my Scroll," he playfully scolded the little boy. He whined a bit more, but relaxed in Jaune's arms.
"You uh... I didn't know Professor Peach had a baby," Yang managed. Pyrrha looked sharply at her. Her eyes widened. She could see the blush on the blonde brawler's cheeks, and tracked her dazed eyes to exactly where they were locked on.
"Yeah!" Jaune continued obliviously, "Did you know Beacon has a daycare for some of the staff? I didn't! I volunteer for it sometimes after training!"
Pyrrha's brain was already working hard at maintaining all vital functions in the presence of a wet, nearly naked Jaune. A wet, nearly naked Jaune holding a baby? And talking about volunteering to watch over babies?
Must lick Jaune's abs. Must lick them clean. Pyrrha wants abs! Pyrrha DESERVES JAUNE BABIES!
"Ooh, cool!" Nora said happily, "I wanna care for the day babies too! Think I could, Jaune?"
"Errr..." Jaune slowly nodded. "I think I can convince Professor Mombi? She's uh... Pretty strict though."
"Don't worry," Nora grinned, "I'll definitely help the babies learn all they need to know!"
Nora went up and cooed over Tom.
"Yes, you'll break sooo many kneecaps, yes you will!"
Tom giggled. Jaune chuckled and shrugged.
"Anyway, I was going to let him take a nap. I'll get out of your way-"
"N-No!" Weiss said quickly. Jaune blinked as the Schnee heiress continued. "I-I mean, why don't we make it a team day? We can all help with the baby, can't we?"
Pyrrha's eyes narrowed. Weiss was blushing hard, and it wasn't just over the baby. Her eyes were going far too low for Pyrrha's liking.
"O-Oh! Sure!" Yang said with a quick nod and a smirk. "Wouldn't want all your time to be taken up by babysitting, Stud."
"Eh?" Jaune blinked, "'Stud'? Thought my nickname was Vomit Boy."
"You just got promoted," Yang chuckled, her eyes turning smoky.
"I-I guess we can help out!" Ruby said cheerfully, flitting to Jaune's side. "After all, we're besties! Besties help besties!"
"I suppose it couldn't hurt," Blake said. Pyrrha's eyes widened. The not-so-secret Cat Faunus was eying Jaune in ways she never had before!
"W-We'll all help!" Pyrrha finally managed to speak, beaming warmly at Jaune. "After all! We're all teammates here and we're all going to have fun! Especially with Tom, our new, temporary teammate!"
"Where's Ren?" Nora asked. "Is he helping you?"
"He was getting some snacks," Jaune said.
"I was," Ren spoke. All eyes turned to Ren, and... Oh. Oh my. While she didn't hold the same ardor she did for Ren that she did for Jaune, she could certainly see why Nora was so insistent on catching his attention. His physique was no less magnificent than Jaune's, if a bit slimmer. He wore pink swim trunks, and carried several concessions.
Pyrrha glanced at Nora. The orange haired girl was openly drooling.Ren very deliberately held the concessions between himself and Nora.
"So yeah, if you don't mind Tom along," Jaune said, "We can just enjoy our day!"
"Of course Jaune," Pyrrha said happily.
"Sure!" Yang grinned, "The more the merrier, Stud!"
"If we must," Weiss said, blushing deeply.
"S-Sure," Blake said quietly.
"Absolutely, best friend forever!" Ruby gushed.
Pyrrha's eyebrow twitched. She kept up her usual smile as best she could. She could feel a miasma of oppressive female ire and wiles appear around all of them. Like an aura manifesting. Much side-eyeing was done, as the competition was sized up.
Not that Pyrrha was worried. So these hussies had suddenly discovered what she had already seen. Big deal. She still had the advantage, and-
"Sounds great!" Ruby cheered. She wrapped her arms tightly around Jaune's free one and pulled him along ahead of the group. "Let's find a spot! Hello, Tom! Aren't you cute? Yes you are! You love your Uncle Jaune and Auntie Ruby, don't you?"
Pyrrha's eyebrow twitched violently.
Touché, she inwardly growled.
Teams JNPR and RWBY went to a cluster of poolside chairs to put down their stuff, relax, and coo over Baby Tom. That was mostly Weiss, Yang, Pyrrha, and Ruby, but Blake couldn't hide her own small smiles and blushes as the baby was coddled. He was a very happy baby, too, snuggling up to any of the girls with ease.
"So uh," Jaune winced, "I hate to do this, but I gotta use the bathroom. Can one of you-?"
"Of course Jaune!" Yang said cheerfully, hugging Tom close to her chest, "I got this! You just hurry back here Stud, okay?" She winked, and Jaune blushed.
Pyrrha seethed. Weiss scowled. Ruby pouted. Blake stared. Nora and Ren happily ate their snacks, with the shortstack orangette taking her place on Ren's lap.
"Thanks Yang," Jaune sighed with a smile, "I won't be long, promise."
The moment Jaune was out of earshot, Yang turned and shot a shit eating grin at the other young Huntresses-in-training.
"What was that, Yang?" Ruby demanded. "I want to babysit!"
"I've got more experience handling babies than any of you," Yang sniffed, "And I've got the best software for it, too."She smirked as Tom snuggled into her cleavage.
"Th-That doesn't-I want to cuddle Tom!" Weiss growled.
"You can cuddle Tom! I'll cuddle Jaune!"
All eyes went to Pyrrha. The redhead blushed.
"I said that out loud didn't I?" She mumbled.
Yang's smirk grew just a hair.
"Oho? Finally got some ovaries, P-Money?"
"I liked him before you started-started salivating over him like-like-!" Pyrrha sputtered.
"Lusty rabbit faunus in heat?" Blake suggested.
"Y-YES!" Pyrrha nodded rapidly.
"HEY!" All eyes turned to Velvet, who was sitting with Coco on some beach chairs in their own fetching swimwear, "That's racist!"
"Not from a Faunus," Blake sniffed, even as Velvet's scowl intensified.
"Well," Yang said smugly, "I think I might do more than salivate, hm? I mean, he cooks, he cleans, he's trim, and good with kids? He's definitely house husband material."
"HEY! He was my best friend first!" Ruby pouted. "I wanna-wanna try stuff with him!"
"Like hell you are!" Yang growled.
"You can't stop me!" Ruby hissed.
"Please," Weiss huffed, "He has a crush on me. Maybe I'll reciprocate. A little." She blushed. "A bit."
"Had a crush!" Ruby laughed. "He's done with you!"
"How will you ask him out," Pyrrha asked, an ominous light in her eyes, "if I break all your legs first?"
"GO PYRRHA GO!" Nora cheered.
"Please," Blake sniffed, "None of you have even the slightest idea of how to handle a romantic relationship."
"Oh, and you do?" Yang snorted.
"Yes I do... Virgin," Blake stated intently. Yang blushed and scowled.
"BLAKE!"
"So wait, all that bragging about boys you did-?" Ruby asked. Yang flushed brightly.
"I-I didn't actually go all the way! I-I had you to worry about!"
"Awww," Nora and Ruby cooed, before looking at each other. Ruby coughed.
"B-Be that as it may... I will not let you just-just take him for yourself!"
"So do the rest of us," Pyrrha growled, "But I'm going to win."
"H-He's not just some prize to be mounted on your wall!" Weiss scoffed.
"I wouldn't mind him doing some mounting-"
"YANG!" Weiss screeched.
"You don't know what you're doing," Blake sniffed, as Jaune walked back up. "Here, watch."
Jaune walked up with a guileless smile on his face.
"Hey! Sorry I took so long. How's Tom?"
"He's doing fine, Jaune," Blake said. She held up sunscreen. "I was wondering-Would you mind applying some sunscreen to my back? I have some hard to reach places."
Pyrrha fervently wished she could rip the iron from Blake's blood as Jaune flushed.
"Er, I mean, sure-?"
"And perhaps you would like to pin me down and put a baby in me as I resist, breaking my resistance down until I have nothing but thoughts of you and your manly ardor overwhelming my feminine flower?" Blake pressed, blushing a bit.
Silence descended upon the group for exactly thirty seconds. Ruby kept count. Jaune then broke down laughing hysterically, holding his stomach.
"HAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAAHAHAHAHA! W-Wow Blake! You're a riot!" He grinned at her. "Great way to break the tension!"
"Yes... That's... That's exactly what I meant to do," Blake managed. She was getting smug looks, but she was even more smug when Jaune began to run his manly hands over her back with sunscreen.
"Thank you, Jaune," Blake breathed sensually, leaning back against him. Jaune coughed.
"Ah, uh..."
"So," Blake went in for the kill, "There's a bookshop and café I've been meaning to look at. Would you like to-?"
"OH NO JAUNE!" Pyrrha cried, grabbing Jaune from behind, "YOU'RE MISSING SUNSCREEN ON YOUR BACK! HOW ABOUT I FIX THAT FOR YOU?"
"ACK!"
"I-I CAN DO IT!" Weiss insisted, "WOULDN'T WANT YOU TO BURN, NOW WOULD WE JAUNE?"
"I CAN GET HIS FRONT!" Yang grinned.
"I CALLED THAT!" Ruby growled.
"BWAH!"
Ren and Nora watched the increasingly brazen and ridiculous antics of their teammates, mostly in silence. Nora hummed.
"Think we should help him?" She asked.
Ren shook his head.
"I'm sure he'll be fine."