WELCOME ALL TO THE THIRD EDITION OF THE BATTLE CATS: X! HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS KICK-ASS STORY!
It didn't take very long for Bob, Cat and Tank Cat to arrive at China. Bob is training by deadlifting, while Cat and Tank Cat are racing each other from the backyard.
Bob: Say...is that Axe Cat guy you were referring to one of your allies? I suppose their name suggests they are...he attempts to deadlift 200lbs as he speaks
Cat: gets distracted and loses his race against Tank Cat Oh yeah...Axe Cat...he is one of us yeah! B- gets interrupted by Tank Cat
Tank Cat: You snooze you lose, Cat! Oh, are you talking about Axe Cat? Oh he's so cool! I love his axe.
Bob: Hey let's meet up with him once we deal with the fuckers in the battlefield first...we need to get the Shark Fin in order to be able to move on to whatever the fuck is next. Bob lifts the dumbbell over his head, but quickly drops it, causing it to dig a bit underground and leave a hole in the grass
Cat: I wonder what Doge and Snache are plotting up next...
Bob: Well, we'll surely figure it out soon enough. Those dumbasses are WAY too predictable. And I've only fought Doge twice, and Snache once!
Tank Cat: Bob's got a point. But at the same time Bob has been carrying us against these chumps for so long now.
Bob: Two days are considered "long" now? Damn...
Bob shakes himself off and approaches the two Cats, he grins slyly.
Bob: Hah...I guess you're not wrong, big guy. But let's make sure we all know how not to get fucked up by these literal mouth-breathing monkeys who call themselves enemies.
In the opposite side of the field, where the enemy base is. We get to see the stereotypical Chinese base, it is based off of the Great Wall of China, compared to the Mongolian yurt base, and the Korean Gwanghwamun gate base. The two enemies can be seen discussing how to deal with the Battle Cats and Bob.
Doge: Hey, Snache, come over here...I have good dirt on the cats. I can hear exactly what they're discussing. Stay quiet though...okay?
Snache: he is applying his water color paint onto himself Doge, they can't even hear us! Why even bother asking me to be quiet?
Doge: SO I CAN CONCENTRATE GOD DAMMIT! he scoffs as he continues to observe the cats Maybe they'll tell us how they're going to- stops as they suddenly start running
Bob and the Cats start making their way to the battlefield without discussing anything!
Doge: Nope, never mind...
Snache: Let's show them our all. They won't suspect any moves we do. Come on, let's kick some feline ass!
The two sides of the battle make their way onto the battlefield. Ready to do some violence!
Bob: Well well well, look who it is! It's the barking lunatic and the arrogant serpent. he chuckles, flicking his toothpick Are you two ready to get your asses handed to you? he cracks his knuckles and grins menacingly
Cat: Say Bob, how are we going to absolutely destroy this duo this time? Are we going to pounce on them? Jab them? Choke them? I'm so excited, I can hardly focus!
Tank Cat: Where the hell is Axe Cat? He's supposed to be here by now. Don't tell me he abandoned us for...he gasps being LATE?!
Bob: Axe or no axe...I will still demolish these two like a Viking! Because I have nothing better to do other than creating my own bloodbath!
Cat: grins alongside Bob Yeah...you two better be ready for what this guy has to offer, he points at Bob otherwise do not consider yourselves worthy for survival!
Tank Cat: unable to come up with anything but goes with the flow Yeah! SLASH THEM BOB!
Bob: Com prazer, meus amigos. (With pleasure, my friends)
The Battle officially begins! Bob begins by grabbing both Doge and Snache and clashing their heads onto each other. And then kicking both their heads in, causing severe bleeding.
Doge: GAH! That's so unfair. I couldn't even do anything he places his paw on his bruises and looks up at Bob, clearly pissed off
Snache: This kid better have life insurance, for he is about to receive something he will truly never forget! Heheheh... he coughs up blood, clearly unable to have the last laugh
Bob: Yeah I don't think so...Cachorro e Cobra! (Dog and Snake!) he kicks both their heads in again, causing severe bleeding Caught them off guard! Hey Tank Cat? What was that saying again, the one you said to Cat, "You snooze you lose"?
Tank Cat: That's the one yeah! he gives a thumbs up, or, a digital pads up! (Animal version of a finger/thumb)
Suddenly, Snache manages to get up. He glances at Doge with a dark grin, and STABS his tail right through Bob's torso, blood spews from it.
Bob: his face is going pale AGH! he shivers as he glances at the one who did it, his face is full of hatred S-shit...
Cat and Tank Cat simultaneously: Huh?...BOB!!!
Bob collapses on the ground. Thankfully, no organ was punctured, he just got pierced through the abdomen and is bleeding through a pencil sized hole.
Bob: Those fuckers took me by surprise! Agh! he clutches his abdomen in pain
Doge: weakly Snache...I underestimated you. You're like an evil genius or something! he coughs up some blood
Snache: Heh...I did what I had to do. At least he's on the urge of dying now. See you in hell...Roberto! he limps from his previous injuries
Suddenly, Bob tries to get up, he is shaking as he pushes himself up.
Cat: Bob, no! Don't do it! You have a literal hole in your torso. It's not safe, allow us to finish them. he quietly growls at the enemies, as he checks out Bob's injuries
Tank Cat: They took our word and used it against us! How dare they!
Bob: coarsely Used...our word? he gets flashbacks from his first encounter with Doge, and how he used the term Cowardly Bastard against him, despite Bob calling him that first What...ow...IMBECILES! he also remembers how he managed to lift almost 1.5X his body weight over his head, being the drive to finally stand up Gah! Why you runts! Volte aqui...(Get back here)
Snache: lost for wordsW-WHAT! But, HOW? he stumbles as he turns to Doge and places him in front of Bob
Doge: Don't leave me soak all the damage! he whimpers
Fortunately for Doge, Bob grabs him and places him aside, all of his attention is on Snache. He approaches him slowly.
Bob: I'm not interested in the Shiba! It's YOU I want. he points at Snache, and really grits his teeth, causing a little blood to drip
Doge: Huh? I'm spared! Hahah. he laughs through tears
Cat: We'll deal with you. he kicks Doge down onto his back
Tank Cat: Don't expect any remorse from us, Buddy! he kicks Doge in the leg
Meanwhile, Bob grabs Snache by the head, and slams it into the wall of the enemy base several times. Over and over again, his face being badly damaged.
Snache: Wah! I'm sorry. Please don't hurt me any more...he glances at Bob for forgiveness
Bob: APOLOGIZE TO THE WALL, JACKASS! he flings Snache onto the door, causing it to open Hey boys, the door is open!
Cat and Tank Cat look eagerly as they leave Doge by the edge of the arena. They rush to grab all 3 variants of the Shark Fin, inferior, normal, and superior. Now they're sufficient in China's resources.
Doge: yelling Just so you know...I didn't ask Snache to stab you.
Bob: That's why I spared you from the slamming treatment. Heh, you may be injured, but you have enough energy to bring Snache to a fucking hospital. I'm not a ruthless barbarian, I have standards. he grins as he makes his way back to the Cat Base
Doge quickly stumbles to check on Snache, and the two run off far away. When all of a sudden, a voice can be heard.
??? ???: Whew! Nice moves there, guys!
Bob: Huh? he glances to see where the voice came from
Tank Cat: Axe Cat! Where were you this whole time! he rushes towards him, Cat and Bob soon follow
Axe Cat: I was late! I had to get my precious Matilda sharpened! Sorry...
Axe Cat was a white cartoonish Cat just like Cat and Tank Cat. He even looks exactly like the former. The only exceptions being his largeViking axe he carries everywhere, and a metallic plating over his left eye. The plating having a large X on it.
Cat: Wait, so you're telling me...you're late?
Bob: Damn it, we thought we were late! Cheers for that.
Axe Cat: Oh sorry! I forgot we had a Human joining us. How about we introduce ourselves. Ahem I'm Axe Cat, I'm the combat maniac of the group! With my shiny axe Matilda over here, I can pretty much slice through any enemy that approaches us! I'm also strong against red enemies. But I doubt you came across them yet, so we'll sail that boat once we make it there. Anyways WHO THE HELL ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU SO STRONG? he stares at Bob in disbelief
Bob: Heh, alright, I can do another introduction. My name's Roberto Mourinho Jablovskyy, but just call me Bob, everyone does. I'm 16 years old. But I am not from here. You see, 2 days ago my mother sent me on a boat to a disciplinary camp in North Korea, however, the boat went on the wrong currents, and I landed in South Korean rural hills. To which I met Cat and eventually Tank Cat, and now I met you.
Axe Cat: Right, nice to meet you bro. now let's head back! I'm starving. he grins Is there any good Cat Food left?
The two shake hands/paws and make their way back to the Cat Base to eat, and treat Bob's wounds. At the Cat Base, it is late at night, and everyone is getting ready for bed. Axe Cat and Tank Cat both share a room, Cat has his own room at the edge of the second floor, and Bob has slept outside for the past 2 days. Once bandage covered Bob adjusted himself against the wall ready to sleep, someone approaches him, it was Cat.
Cat: Hey, it's pretty cold out here Bob, are you sure you want to sleep out here?
Bob: Nah, I don't mind the cold, plus, I don't have a choice really! All of the bedrooms have two beds, and they're clearly labeled, except for the one with one bed. But that's 9 beds! You said there were 9 members in your branch, The Battle Act. So I'll sleep here, It's good, I don't mind it, it's not ass or anything.
Cat: sighs Do you want to sleep in my room? I have a spare mattress I can lend you. It's the...singular room by the way. Plus, I believe I need to tell you something.
Bob: Alright fine. he grunts as he stands up, adjusts his bandages, and makes his way inside the Cat Base and goes to Cat's (and now also Bob's) room So...what's up?
Cat: The rooms...are actually sorted depending on the order of who joins. Coincidentally, me, Tank, and Axe were the last 3 to join the association's branch: The Battle Act, the most recent member being me, before you came, so I got the room to myself. But because I was the most recent member to join...and my lack of a unique trait that makes me stand out from the rest of the group. Most of them look down on me, except Tank Cat, he's the member who joined before me. He knew what I went through, and that I needed to fit in, and without him, his voice quivers I honestly don't know if I would even be here in the first place. You know my proper name is Basic Cat, but no one calls me that, and I don't blame them, heh...Basic is not really a name. The point is...I felt rather lonely, only really having one cat willing to talk to me, and sometimes he's hanging out with someone else. But I have a feeling now that you're our 10th member, I can have at least 2 people to talk to...I'm so sorry for the rant, I sidetracked a little actually. I just found an open window, and I let it out of my chest.
Bob: Oh my...well, I'm sorry you felt that way, but I'm sure that the two of us will get along nicely! Plus you have badass navigation skills. he nudges Cat And you let me join your alliance, so that's some shit I can't ever repay! he glances at Cat Say, where are we heading next? And what is the treasure called?
Cat: visibly much happier, knowing well that Bob is just trying to cheer him up and prove he's useful It's Thailand next...and the treasure is a Collar of the Gilded. And to make matters more intense, there is another 3 enemies besides Doge and Snache! So get ready for tomorrow, bro.
Bob: Yeah...we're going to need it. Hey, thanks for letting me sleep in your room, I know it's mainly because of the room system and shit, but still, thanks, Good Night Cat. he falls asleep
Cat: You're welcome, good night Bob! he gives Bob a smile before falling asleep too
Everyone is asleep, the Cat Base is full of peace and quiet for now. But tomorrow's action is only a blink away!
TO BE CONTINUED
Alright that's episode 3 of The Battle Cats: X completed! Here, Axe Cat makes his debut, and the sleeping arrangements are properly explained.
Stay tuned for the next episode!
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