(Sanctuary III. Omega Space)
Naruto was in the bridge of the ship with Rocket as he flew towards what looked like a carved out Asteroid with a space station built out from it.
"Welcome to Omega whiskers" Rocket said as he got clearance to land in the space port
"Any rules I should know?" Naruto asked curiously
"Don't fuck with the person we're about to meet" Moxxi told him as she entered the bridge
"Yeah even I dont cross Aria" Rocket said with a shudder
"Pussy!" Claptrap yelled from his seat where he was still chain up
"Can you bring him with you to meet Aria?" Rocket asked almost begging
"That depends, will you come with?" Naruto asked with a raised eyebrow
"….touché" Rocket said with a chuckle glad Naruto wasn't stupid
"Sanctuary three cleared for docking in bay 5"
"So who goes in?" Naruto asked curiously as he didn't know the etiquette for seeing a new place
"I'll take you and the slut" Jack said as she stood up
"Groot you stay here with the crazy one and keep watch over the ship" Rocket said to Groot while he gestured to Tina
"Aww I wanted to blow up stuff" Tina pouted
"Sorry Tina but I don't want to start anything here. You stay here and if an intruder tries to enter then go ahead and go nuts on them" Naruto told her
"Yay! I'll make them pray to whatever Gods they don't believe in if they so much as scratch the ship!" Tina yelled as she saluted Naruto as he Rocket, Jack, and Moxxi left the bridge
"You do know you pretty much signed the death warrant of any moron dumb enough to try anything on our ship right?" Jack asked Naruto as they approached the lift to the door of the ship
"It ain't their ship, it's ours. I already lost one home. I ain't losing another." Naruto said simply as they entered the lift and went down to exit the ship.
(docking bay)
Naruto and his group walked out of the ship and made their way to the entrance to Omega. Seeing how torn up, desiccated, and lawless it was just from sight alone.
Naruto's eyes widened at the sight of everything. It was so much more advanced than his planet and yet so decayed and destroyed.
"What are you looking at human?" A batarian asked with a glare
"orry just my first time here" Naruto said simply as his group walked past him
"What are you supposed to be? A pet?" a second batarian asked when he saw Rocket making the raccoon growl as he grabbed his blaster off his back before Naruto stopped him
"He ain't a pet. He's a friend of mine now let us pass. You only get one warning before I let Rocket retaliate" Naruto said with a glare
The response he got. The batarian spitting in Naruto's face.
"Now that was unnecessary. I figured aria would have taught you lot some manners" Moxxi said with a hard tone getting their attention and making them pause and slightly pale
"Luckily for you we have a meeting with Aria coming up and you're keeping us from it. So why don't you three let my man and us pass and you won't have blades in your spine after our meeting" Moxxi told em
The batarians quickly moved aside and let them pass
"We're just gonna take that from some human slut of Arias?" one of the Batarians asked his leader
"Of course not! Come on let's go see if his ship is worth taking" the lead batarian said as he led his two friends towards Naruto's ship
Seconds after they entered they ship people in the docking bay heard yelling and screaming and Tina's mad laughter
"What the hell was that? They took one look at you and shit themselves. Literally in that guy's case" Rocket ssid pointing to one of the batarians as they walked away letting them pass
"I'm known as Aria's one and only friend. She had a little visit to Pandora a couple years back and we got into some chaos with a little group of mercs. She brought me to Omega a year after and I ended up killing 17 idiots in front of her club. She saw it and was laughing for days till she brought me back to Pandora" Moxxi explained
"She owns a club?" Naruto asked curiously as they walked out of the docking bay and made their way towards a massive doorway that had a line formed in front of it where many aliens and a few humans were waiting to be let in by the bouncer
She owns everything here Naruto. Aria is Omega" Moxxi said as they entered
"Yeah mafia rules" Rocket said as he nodded knowing it was best to play nice while here
"What's a mafia?" Naruto asked confused
"Crime family. Pretty much you show respect or you end up dead. Luckily it looks like the slut is someone Aria likes" Jack said with a smirk as the turian bouncer was instantly at attention when he spotted Moxxi
"Miss Moxxi! I was unaware to be expecting you. Are these humans and the raccoon with you?" the Turian asked curiously
"What's a racoon?" Rocket asked curiously getting a snort from Jack
"it's what your species is, haven't you ever seen another raccoon?" Naruto asked curiously
"So I'm from your wiped out planet?" Rocket asked confused as hell
There and earth it seems. But you're unique among them" Jack said chiming in
"Yes they are with me. Now do be a doll and let us in to see Aria" Moxxi told the bouncer simply
The bouncer nodded at this and let them through the doors into a hallway and as they entered they heard the booming sound of music as they got closer to the door into the club.
The second the door opened Naruto's eyes were assaulted with bright lights,loud music, and the visual of several female blue skinned aliens dancing in skintight catsuits
Naruto's eyes went wide as he saw the alien women
"Yes the Asari are quite the lookers." Moxxi said with a chuckle at Naruto's face has he gulped
"Typical male. Get a sight of an asari and they go braindead" Jack scoffed
"I smell jealousy" Moxxi teased with a grin as Naruto was too enraptured by the dancers.
An Asari struts across the stage crossing her legs she walks up to the pole taking hold of it with her left hand as she starts to bend down shook her ass towards the crowd hunting her hips side to side, she stands up bumping and grinding her body up against the hard metal pole, placing her hands hover her head she sensually leans downard waving her breasts side to side as they start to bounce then slowly rises back up gyrating her hips and ass once more with hands behind her head. She walks around the stage and takes an opportunity to bounce and shake her body, she would lightly kneel down shaking up her rear or wiggle her hips. She took to her knees and began to shake her breasts to the patrons watching her.
"And he's gone." Jack deadpanned
"Come love we have a meeting with Aria you can drool over the dancers later Moxxi said with a smile as she dragged Naruto away towards the back of the club
"Uh huh" Naruto responded still looking at the dancers as he was pulled along
Some of the dancers giggled at this and one winked at Naruto as he left.
"Must be a first timer here. And with Moxxi. Oh he's gonna be eaten alive" One of the dancers whispered to another as they passed by each other on stage.
"Hope this doesn't end like the last man Moxxi brought to Aria" another whispered back. That guy was a huge asshole after s night with those 2.
Who the hell demands two women to make him a sandwich first thing? And from fucking Aria?
Naruto shook his head as he composed himself as Moxxi led him and the others into the back. Leading them to a guarded lounge.
"Halt. I can't let you all just enter to visit Aria" a krogan bouncer said
"They are with me and know to behave" Moxxi said firmly
"Let them through" a female voice spoke up from a couch in the lounge making the Krogan freeze before stepping aside to let them through
"Wow she must be scary if she has a Krogan shaking" Rocket said as he had encountered several of them before and needless to say they were high on his list of races to avoid a conflict with if there were over 5 of them
The group stood in front of a large lounge couch with the lights flashing behind it and sitting on it was an Asari with purple skin she had E cup breasts a curvy body, and a heart-shaped ass this was. Aria T'Loak boss and ruler of Omega
"Well, well, well. Been a long while since I've seen you Moxxi. I thought you were still on Pandora tending to your shithole bar" Aria said taking a swig of a drink
"Well I decided on a change of scenery. My new future husband talked me into it" Moxxi said with a gesture to Naruto
"I didn't agree to that Moxxi" Naruto said to her before he turned to look at Aria "Hello I'm Naruto Uzumaki and these are my friends Rocket and Jack" Naruto introduced
"So 3 humans and a lab experiment decided to come into my club. Or would that be 1 human and 3 lab experiments?" Aria asked with a knowing smirk on her lips
"Moxxi, did you tell her anything beforehand?" Naruto asked, confused. Last he knew he was seen as Just a random human
"Oh please the second you all landed I did checks on all of you. Wanted to see what kind of chaos you'd be likely to cause. And everyone had info except you" Aria said, looking at Naruto and locking eyes with him. "So what are you really? If you were just a normal human you would've been found easily." Aria asked as she looked at Naruto with a critical eye
"Well it's a long story" Naruto said with a sigh
"From what I have been told about your ship it will take a while to get it up to speed. Your lucky you're furry friend got it here at all" Aria said before she gestured for them to sit on the couch
everyone took a seat on the couch while some bartenders offered them some drinks
"You might as well tell your tale now. Won't be long till I find out anyways. If not from you then I have my ways" Aria said with a firm tone
"Alright. To start with I'm from a planet called Elementia." Naruto said before Aria cut him off
"That barren wasteland of a world far on the edge of the Terminus system?" Aria asked as she knew of it
"I'm afraid so. You see I was frozen during an attack by the reapers" Naruto said as he clenched his fists
"The hell's a reaper?" Aria asked confused
"They are a race that destroyed my entire planet. My mother froze me before she was killed. I still don't know how long I was frozen for. Nor if I'm the only member of my race alive" Naruto said
"Yeah he doesn't know anything about what was going on after I let him out and led him out of a Cerberus space base" Jack said as she took a drink
"Ugh those clowns" Aria said rolling her eyes at this "I'm hoping your presence here doesn't bring those personal attack squads here…. Although my boys could use some target practice, and those Talon mercs are good targets " Aria said with a smirk
"Talon?" Naruto asked confused as he looked at Moxxi who was sitting next to him
"Not important. They're just some mercs of theirs. But they are more capable than usual mercs due to advanced tech and experimentation. Anyways continue your story love" Moxxi told him
"Yeah cause so far it just sounds like you're a human from a dead world. I'm not hearing anything on why cerberus would bother with experimenting on you" Aria said
Naruto nodded at this as he continued his story
(one explanation later)
"Hmmmm. So your people could use an energy naturally occurring in your bodys to do feats similar to us with biotics and possibly even beyond" Aria said looking at Naruto calculatingly
"I suppose. I don't really know much of what biotics are capable of" Naruto admitted
"So what is your plan now Mr Uzumaki?" Aria asked
"Well I was thinking of starting a group of bounty hunters with my friends here now that we have a ship" Naruto said gesturing to his friends
"Bounty hunting you say?" Aria asked with a gleam in her eyes
"Well that and other mercenary work I'm comfortable with" Naruto said thinking they should have other options
"Hmmmm. I may have a job for you if you're interested. Provided you do me a favor" Aria told him
"That being?" Naruto asked curiously
"This chakra of yours. Show me a trick or ability" Aria told him seriously
Naruto nodded at this and looked around before he looked up and smiled before he jumped and spun around and stuck to the surface of the ceiling above them
"What the hell?!" Rocket exclaimed wide eyed
"That's a thing you can do?!" Jack exclaimed as well
"Ooh we could have fun on the ceiling" Moxxi giggled
"I need to focus and I'm already having trouble focusing while in this club" Naruto said as he tried not to look at the asari dancers
Aria chuckled at this "your new conquest is much better than your last one Moxxi. Alright you proved your point Uzumaki" Aria told him
Naruto nodded and let himself fall and landed on his feet before he sat down in between Moxxi and Aria
"I have a little problem that I think you could solve. A batarian in the slums. Goes by the name Kron. He's been harassing some of the girls in this club of mine. Bring him in warm or cold. Your call" Aria told
"And what's this job pay?" Rocket asked curiously
"I'll gladly repair your ship to working order. And pay you very handsomely if you bring him to me alive so I can show him the error of his ways" Aria said with a glare
"Handsomely with what?" Rocket asked with an excited smile
"Credits. Fifty thousand credits to be precise" Aria said firmly making Rocket and Jack smile
"Would this lead to more work down the line?" Naruto asked curiously
"Impress me first and we can talk" Aria said Before gesturing for them to get going.
"If you don't mind I'd like to stay and catch up with Aria while you all hunt down this fool" Moxxi said
"No problem Moxxi you have fun this won't take long." Naruto said as he nodded at Jack and Rocket who got up to follow him
"Come on. We don't want to keep Aria waiting for this pest" Naruto said as he went back down the staircase
"Never expected you to go all cougar on Someone Mox" Aria said with a smirk
"Can't help it. He's so cute with how nice he is one minute and how willing he is to get his hands bloody. Throw in that prime, body and mmmmm!" Moxxi moaned out
"Here's hoping one of my dancers doesn't get her hooks into him before us" Aria said with a smirk
"Oh? You want in?" Moxxi asked with a grin
"He's interesting plus I haven't had a lover in a while. On top of that I like mine and yours group activity" Aria smirked back
(With Naruto)
"Alright. If this idiot's been harrassing the dancers we should ask them for directions and some tips to capture him.
"Well I'm not really good at interacting with people. Alien or human" Jack said with a shrug
"I'm better at pickpocketing. By the way here's your wallet back" Rocket said holding up a frog wallet snickering at Naruto's face
"A Frog wallet?" Jack asked with a raised eyebrow and a slight smirk
"It was a gift from my godfather before he died" Naruto said with a frown as he took his wallet back
"He fought with those reapers huh?" Jack asked
"No he got a venereal disease and died from it" Naruto said with a shrug having made peace with that part. The dude was a qell known pervert.
"Well we will wait here while you go sweet talk some asari" Jack said with a smirk while Rocket snickered
"So we'll be having a few drinks while your distracted by some blue tits" Rocket snickered
"At least I could get their contact info" Naruto said with a grumble as he approached a table where three asari were dancing on top of the free table
"Here for a show cutie?" One asked with a smirk at Naruto as he sat down
"I need some info Actually. I'm hunting a person down for Aria. Goes by the name Kron. Was told he'd been harassing some dancers here and wanted to see if anyone here had any info regarding him" Naruto said
"Hmmmm haven't seen him in at least a week since he got chased out of here when he got too handsy with me and my friend here he mostly stays in the slums not hard to find him" one of the dancers said shaking her ass from side to side in front of Naruto
"Aria mentioned he lives in the slums. Do you all have any ideas on what to expect going there?" Naruto asked trying not to leer at her ass
"Be armed and ready to kill a lot of batarians. Kron is a pig but he has a lot of friends." The third dancer said shaking her breasts in Naruto's face
"Yea they hate humans and it would be a shame if they killed such a cutie like you" the second dancer said as she trailed her finger under Naruto's chin
"I see. Thank you for your time ladies" Naruto said with a smile as he tried not to melt at this. He was a man dammit. He would not be putty for these blue skinned beauties
"Come back soon cutie we can reserve a private room After you deal with Kron" the one trailing her finger whispered in his ear with a smirk on her face as her fellow dancer smacked her ass hard for him to enjoy the sight of it jiggling.
Naruto tried very, very hard not to leer. So very desperately hard not to leer. Unfortunately even with his willpower this herculean task was impossible.
"Ok you're done" Jack said as she grabbed the back of his shirt and dragged Naruto towards the exit with Rocket close behind snickering
"Come back later, cutie!" The dancers giggled
"Gotta say whiskers I'm impressed. Most asari just play the part, they actually wanted you" Rocket said as he snickered at Naruto's face as he tried to compose himself as they left the club
"So did you get any actual info or just a look at some blue tits and ass?" Jack asked with a raised eyebrow
"They told me to look in the back of the slums. He has a hideout with some buddies of his so they said to take fire power with us" Naruto told them after composing himself
"Ooh they expect us to get into a fight? I like them!" Rocket grinned excitedly
"Let's head for the slums, find this group harboring this guy and show them our funeral services" Jack said with a grin
"Should we get Tina and Groot for backup?" Naruto asked curiously before hearing the sounds of screams and maniacal laughter from afar.
"... I think they're busy" Rocket deadpanned
"Note to self get real security for the ship. They have AI after the last 100 thousand years?" Naruto asked as they walked towards the entrance to the slums
"VI's yes. AI's also yes but usually they become sentient and murder everyone or some shit" Jack said
"And they are very illegal…..so I say get one, I know a guy here that may sell us one cheap" Rocket said with a snicker
"Hmmmm. We'll look into it after we bring this punk in alive for Aria" Naruto said as the doorway to the slums opened and they entered. Seeing very, very many batarians sitting in the streets destitute or standing around in groups.
Naruto frowned at this as he really didn't like seeing this. However his frown grew when he saw the batarians looking at him either with confusion or malice.
"Be ready to fight" Jack whispered to them as she had a bad feeling
"Always am Jack" Rocket said with a grin
"I'll do what I must" Naruto said as the three walked along
"What are you doing here human?" a batarian asked with a sneer as he and his group held up blasters to show they weren't happy to see him
"Looking for a guy named Kron. Have you seen him?" Naruto asked calmly
"And what if I have? I ain't gonna tell you anything so why don't you turn around and leave before we slaughter you all" the batarian said reaching for his blaster
"Before you grab your blaster and draw it. I'm working for Aria and I'm sure you're aware of the one rule of this place" Naruto warned
This got some hesitation from some of the batarians but the leader scowled as he readied his blaster
"Like I care. That slut's gonna get deposed eventually so who cares that she thinks she runs this place" the leader said as he aimed his blaster at Naruto
"... tell me something how's your health plan?" Naruto asked in a eerily calm tone
"What do you care you filthy- uggrk" the batarian was saying before Naruto shoved one of his blasters in his mouth
"Apparently it's great!" Naruto yelled before he pulled the trigger. "Hope it covers funerals though. Now listen up and listen good all of you! Tell me where Kron is and we'll collect him and go. Get in our way and I'll make you all wish Aria kills you personally instead of what I do" Naruto told them all
"That's hot" Jack said under her breath without thinking
"Blast them!" one of the batarians yelled as he raised his pistol along with 5 others
Before Jack grabbed them all with her biotics and Rocket fired his machine gun into them. Ending them instantly
"Anyone else?" Naruto asked some of the remaining batarians
"H-hes in the back looking over a new piece of merchandise he's gonna sell." One of the homeless batarians stuttered out in fear
"See that wasn't so hard. Thank you, here" Naruto said as he handed the batarian some credits "Let's go. We have a fool to bring in warm" Naruto said to his companions as they went further down the slums. Batarians giving Naruto and co a wide berth out of pure fear.
"Did he actually give you credits?" One of the other Batarians asked the one Naruto gave credits too
"Yes He did" the batarian said, surprised. There were like 200 credits there now. He'd be able to eat for a week at least with that.
(With Kron)
Inside a back office a batarian was looking at his scanner as it scanned what looked like a data drive that he and his men were able to steal from some Cerberus operatives after they were killed.
He had just gotten done contacting cerberus and offered them their data drive back for a big pay day and surprisingly they actually offered him double what he wanted if he actually had it, which was why he was scanning it to see why the hell they wanted it so bad. However just as the scan completed his door was suddenly smashed open by the body of one of his guards crashing through it.
"Knock knock!" Rocket yelled as he had his blaster out and ready
One of the guards was still alive and tried to get up but Jack grabbed him with her biotics and with a jerking motion of her hand snapped his neck
"You Kron?" Naruto asked as he stepped into the room. Looking Directly at the batarian he was hired to bring in.
"Yeah, what do you want, human?" Kron asked with a glare
"You're coming with us to see Aria" Naruto told him
"Huh? That bitch actually sent some bounty hunters after me?" He asked before…..
Bang!
Naruto shot him in the knee with his pistol
"I'm in no mood for any stalling for time or games. You're coming with us alive to see her. So every time you talk I'll put a bullet in you. Now you coming with us willingly or should I chop off your other leg and drag you bleeding through the streets?" Naruto threatened
Kron winced in pain but nodded as Jack pulled him to his feet and put a pair of cuffs on him
"I smell a payday" Rocket said as he sniffed around the room
"Take what's valuable. Leave the junk" Naruto ordered as Rocket looked and sifted through the room. Grabbing credits and
a data drive? Rocket asked as he grabbed said drive that Kron was scanning
"No wait! Not that!" Kron yelled in a panic
"What? It has your porn on it or something?" Rocket asked with a snicker as he pocketed the drive
"I ain't telling you scum" Kron growled before
Bang! A plasma bullet ripped through his other knee
"Let's get you to Aria before you run out of places to shoot" Jack said as she put Kron on her shoulder seeing as he couldn't walk now
"No let him speak. Tell us what's on this drive or the next bullet goes here" Naruto threatened as he reloaded his pistol threateningly and pressed it into his crotch
"It's some AI Cerberus is desperate to get. They offered me 20 million credits!" Kron shouted terrified
"What?!" Rocket yelled in shock at this as that was not a small amount of money in any galaxy
"Oh well then congratulations. You're lucky Aria wants you alive. Cause the fact you're doing business with Cerberus makes my trigger finger itch" Naruto told him
Kron went silent at this as Jack carried him out of his room with Naruto and Rocket close behind
Rocket get back to the ship and take a look at that AI while we take this guy back to Aria" Naruto said as they left the slums
"Got it. By the way whiskers remind me to Never get on your bad side" Rocket said before heading off
"Surprised you went full bad cop on him" Jack told him
"He's scum they don't get mercy now let's go get paid" Naruto said as he led Jack and there bounty into the club
(With aria)
Naruto and Jack were in front of Aria and Moxxi as they placed Kron in front of them
"Special delivery. One pansy ass batarian" Jack said dumping the batarian in front of the two women
Aria looked at Kron for a few moments before she chuckled "not even an hour and you got the job done. Not bad Uzumaki" Aria said before she stood up and snapped her fingers. After said snap one of her bouncers handed Aria what looked like a shock baton.
"Now Kron. Before I pay the man who brought your pathetic ass to me let me ask you a question. Who runs Omega?" Aria asked with a glare
"Fuck you- aggggghhhhh!" Kron screamed as Aria electrified the batarian
"Alright Uzumaki, I have your payment in my quarters. Moxxi knows where so follow her. I'll be along after I teach this fool respect" Aria told him
"And our ship?" Jack asked curiously as she raised her eyebrow
"My men are already there ready to get it up to standards though one of my men lost a limb to miss Tina" Aria told them
"... how much do we owe for that?" Naruto asked
"Don't sweat it Uzumaki if anything I'm impressed a member of your crew got the drop on one of my men now leave me to educate this fool" Aria ordered
"This way darling" Moxxi told Naruto and led him towards a elevator door
"Jack you go back and keep Tina in line I don't want her giving any more of Aria's men a hard time" Naruto said before Moxxi pulled him along
"... oh good he gets laid while I have to babysit a fucking psycho" Jack muttered as it was obvious that Aria and Moxxi wanted to fuck her
"Jeez you look grumpy luv what's got you down?" a female British voice asked getting Jack's attention. She looked over and her eyes widened seeing a short brown haired woman wearing skin tight orange pants and what looked like glowing armor she had D cup breasts, a curvy body, and a plump, juicy, round ass
"Nothing I can't deal with" Jack said firmly
"Ooo a tough girl what's your name? mines Lena but my teammates call me Tracer" the woman said with a wink at Jack
Jack blinked at this before she looked at Lena "Tracer as in from overwatch? what's an overwatch operative from the citadel doing on Omega?" she asked
"I'm on leave luv." Tracer said simply
"And you're in a dance club with dancing asari because?" Jack asked curiously
"Well I prefer melons and peaches rather than sausage. Though I don't mind it every once in a while" Tracer said nonchalantly. As if talking about the weather
"Ah" Jack said as she nodded in understanding finding Lena's attitude refreshing
"So what's your name? You with anyone luv?" Lena asked with a grin at Jack
"Names Jack and no. Not really my style" Jack said as she was more of a loner. The team was currently the most social experience she had. Which considering it's barely been a week isn't saying much.
"Wanna join me for a drink?" Lena asked with a grin and a tilt of her head as she patted the seat next to her
Jack Thought on this as she had to technically make sure Tina didn't run wild
……..But Naruto didn't specify when she had to do that exactly.
"Fuck it why not" Jack shrugged as she took a seat next to Lena. Tina would probably be fine….. probably.
(With Tina)
Tina was currently beating a krogan over the head with a baseball bat in the bridge of the ship
"Damn it you psycho! They are gonna upgrade the ship for Naruto!" Rocket yelled over his shoulder looking away from his scanner which was scanning the data drive they took
"What?! Why didn't you say it sooner?!" Tina yelled as she looked up at the security camera
"I said it 5 times!" The krogan groaned Before getting hit in the face by Tina's bat when she dropped it.
"Sorry about that!" Tina apologized to the now unconscious Krogan
"Can you do something that won't cause issues on the ship?!" Rocket yelled
"Fine I'll go help groot with that garden he's making in the 1st floor of the ship" Tina said as she skipped off
"I am Groot!!!" Groot was heard yelling as if terrified by the idea
"How about you explore Omega instead?" Rocket offered
"Ok! I'll go for a walk" Tina said before skipping away out of the ship
"... we're gonna be contacting a lot of next of kins aren't we?" Rocket asked with a sigh
"I am Groot" Groot said simply
"Yeah" Rocket groaned out as the scanner stopped scanning as it started to flicker as what looked like an image of a holographic blue, nude woman appeared. She appeared to have purplish blue skin, shoulder length purplish blue hair cut shorter at the back, and blue symbols scrolling down her body she appearedappeared to have DD cup breasts, a curvy body, and a round ass
"What the actual fuck?" Rocket asked seeing this bizarre sight
"Are you the one who created me?" She asked curiously as she looked at Rocket and Groot
"Uh no me and the crew found you about to be sold off and uploaded you on our ship" Rocket said deciding to explain
"I am Groot?" Groot questioned
"Hello Groot I am called Cortana are either of you the captain of this vessel?" Cortana asked
"Uh no I'm the pilot but if anyone is the captain it's Naruto and he's busy on Omega Rocket said as he made a image of Naruto appear on one of the display screens
"He is in my data files. Naruto Uzumaki. Classified subject of Cerberus originally from Elementia." Cortana said as being a cerberus AI she had knowledge of Naruto's info.
"Uh not to sound rude but you're not gonna go all kill crazy are you. I already have to deal with the psychoon a permanent sugar rush and a crazy scrap bot" Rocket said
"No I am programed to obey the captain of whatever ship or base I'm uploaded onto" Cortana explained
"...Alright we'll introduce you when he's done with his business then, I'm Rocket by the way" Rocket said deciding to let Naruto deal with this
"Nice to meet you, Rocket. Are you all Naruto has on the crew?" Cortana asked curiously
"There's a few more but they're currently out." Rocket said
"Very well I will run system checks and help with repairs and upgrades until Naruto returns" Cortana said before disappearing from view
"I am groot?" Groot asked curiously
no I don't know why her holographic image is a naked woman!" Rocket yelled
"I mean I'd like to upload my code into her if you get me" Claptrap spoke up still chained to the seat
"I believe the appropriate response to you is not in a million years" Cortana's voice said
"... so you're saying there's a chance?" Claptrap asked getting a laugh from Rocket while Groot shook his head
(With Tina)
Tina was walking through the slums of Omega looking around curiously as she had never been on a space station like this before
"oooo so many aliens and possible explosion victims" Tina said with a mad giggle as she looked around
as she looked around she noticed what looked like five Batarians confronting what looked like a Asari who stood out among other asari because of the black mark across her eyes, she was wearing a purple leather jacket that stopped right above her belly button she was also wearing tight brown jeans that showed off her hips she had DD cup breasts,a toned curvy body, and a heart-shaped ass
"you are getting annoying, we said we don't want you on our crew we have no need for you!" one of the batarians yelled at the asari
yea unless you're ok with being a stress reliever for the crew get lost! one of the batarians said getting a laugh from the others
like I would waste my time with you losers the asari said with a scoff as she turned around to walk away
one of the batarians scowled at this and moved to follow her with a knife out but was stopped as he stepped on something that was beeping making him and his friends gather around to look at it
"I wouldn't move, that's one of my trigger mines if anyone within its boundaries moves it will explode…..please move" Tina said with a giggle as she skipped over towards the Asari who turned to look at them while the gathered batarians froze not wanting to get blown up
"I'm gonna guess one of those morons moved to attack me and that's why you trapped them with your mine?" the asari asked Tina
"Yuppers!! Couldn't let them hurt someone as cute as you. Not as cute as whiskers but still plenty cute" Tina said as she got in the Asari's face with a excited grin
The Asari blinked at this before she chuckled "well thanks my name is Pelessaria B'Sayle but that's a mouth full so call me Peebee" she said as she held her hand out to Tina
"Hiya! I'm Tina. Nice to meet you new bestie! Tina said as she took Peebee's hand and shook it rapidly
Peebee chuckled at this as she pulled her hand loose "haven't seen you on Omega before. You part of a crew? she asked curiously
"You bet! Me and my crew just got off pandora and we're gonna start a group of bounty hunters! With blackjack! And hookers!" Tina said with a smile
Peebee laughed at this finding Tina funny "you looking for new crew mates?" she asked Tina
"Well we have a big ship, why? Are you looking to ditch this place?" Tina asked curiously
"Yea I- Hey!" Peebee was saying before Tina grabbed her hand and dragged her off
"You can come with us. I'm sure whiskers can find you a job on our crew!" Tina yelled with a smile as she pulled Peebee towards the slums exit
"Hey! What about us?" the batarian stepping on the mine yelled after Tina
"Oh right hold on!" Tina yelled as shetrummages through her pockets before she pulled out a remote and pushed the button
This caused the mine to beep rapidly before it exploded killing the group of batarians in a blast of gore
Peebee blinked in surprise at this before Tina continued to drag her off
(With Naruto)
The elevator came to a stop before opening up to a very lavish penthouse.
"Wow. She likes the best huh?" Naruto asked as he looked around
"Indeed. I've often stayed with her in this penthouse. She gets the finest of fine things. Alcohol, food, edible underwear, drugs. So many expensive items." Moxxi said as Naruto was too distracted by the lavish penthouse to really listen.
'Mmm I just want to grab him, throw him to the ground, and ride him like a stallion! Patience Mox! Patience! Wait for Aria. You know she wants in' Moxxi thought depravedly
"So where did Aria put the credits?" Naruto asked
"Oh they're in that room there" Moxxi said with a smile pointing at a room. Naruto nodded and went into the room to see a large red king sized bed with many pillows.
"Um Moxxi, are you sure this is the right room?" Naruto asked turning to look at the bartender
"It's in there I promise" Moxxi said with a smirk as Naruto looked around the room some more. Her smirk grew however once She heard the sound of the elevator ding again. Signifying Aria had arrived in her penthouse.
"Is he ready?" Aria whispered As she approached Moxxi
"He's unaware. Which is perfect for us to Surprise him" Moxxi whispered back
"I really don't See it in here" Naruto said as he looked and looked but found nothing in this room. His search was interrupted however at the sound of a door closing. He Turned around to see Moxxi and Aria standing in front of the now closed door right as it was locked by Aria.
After the door was locked, the two beauties sauntered up towards Naruto.
"Uh" Naruto was saying before Aria grabbed him and pulled him into a rough kiss while Moxxi rubbed his armor covered crotch
"This armor is a bit tight on you, isn't it?" Moxxi asked with a teasing tone "maybe you should take it off" Moxxi suggested with a sultry tone of voice
Naruto didn't respond as Aria's tongue assaulted his throat. Finally making Naruto break as his hands went to her hips pulling her close.
"Ooh I think you finally got him in the mood. Be honest, blue skin is such a sexy turn on for you isn't it Naruto?" Moxxi asked with a smirk as Aria pulled away from Naruto with a smirk on her face
"I think it's more that some of my dancers got under his skin and he's finally at his limit" Aria said with a grin of her own.
"We gonna do this or what?" Naruto groaned as Aria rubbed his covered crotch with her knee
"Get out the armor first stud. We'll show you ours if you show us yours" Moxxi told him with a grin.
Naruto chuckled at this as he threw his coat to the side before he clicked a button on his wrist. Letting his armor quickly fall off his body to the floor and reveal the tight black bodysuit underneath that was failing to hide the massive bulge in the crotch area.
"Ooh it looks massive! But let's see it fully!" Moxxi cackled as she sidled up to Naruto and bit the zipper of his bodysuit before pulling it down with her teeth. Slowly and teasingly unzipping the last elementian in the known galaxy
Aria smirked at the sight of Naruto cock which was standing tall, harder than steel, and throbbing at a whopping nine inches long.
"Oh wow! Now that's a fucking cock!" Moxxi exclaimed with a mad grin on her lips
Naruto chuckled at this feeling his ego swell a bit at this
"Over here Uzumaki" Aria said as she walked over to her large, king sized bed. Naruto followed and sat on the edge of the bed
"If we're gonna do this, shouldn't you call me Naruto?" He asked as he sat down on the edge of the bed while Aria and Moxxi got in front of him and slowly stripped out of their clothes.
"You gotta earn that" Aria said with a smirk as her clothes fell to the floor leaving her in her full nude glory next to Moxxi who was nude apart from her top hat still on her head and still wearing her leggings.
"If you want the first taste I'll let you take it. I want the first ride though" Moxxi offered to Aria with a grin as she licked her lips salaciously
Aria nodded at this as she reached for Naruto's cock and started to slowly pump it in her hands while she took to her knees
"Oh damn!" Naruto moaned out at Aria's actions. He had never had anything like this happen to him before he was frozen. So this was a different yet good feeling.
Aria grinned at this. "Just wait boy." Aria told him before she took a long, slow lick from his hanging balls up the length of his cock to the head before she engulfed the tip with her lips. Her tongue swirling around the head as she sucked on it like a vacuum.
Naruto groaned at this as he placed his hand on her head. Rubbing her head tails and making Aria shudder a little at the caresses.
Moxxi smirked before she sidled up to Naruto on the bed and pushed her large, swinging tits in his face with a grin on her lips. "Don't make me feel left out stud" she said with a sensual tone. Naruto without thinking took a look at her funbags in his face before he instantly went for one of her nipples. Suckling and licking at it as if in a hypnotic trance.
Aria mentally smirked as she heard Naruto and Moxxi's moans and she got more and more excited when she felt his cock start to throb. She could tell his release was coming and she so very badly wanted a taste of it. Desiring this, Aria took the full length of his cock down her throat to the very base.
Naruto pulled away from Moxxi's nipples and grunted out as he fired his load down Aria's awaiting throat. The thick cum flooding her throat and entering her stomach directly
Aria shuddered and had a mini orgasm just from the taste. The sheer amount however made her think she'd drown if not for Naruto pulling out and letting the last few spurts of his cum stay in her mouth while she worked to swallow it.
Moxxi seeing Aria still holding cum in her mouth got off the bed and knelt down next to the asari pirate queen and without hesitation kissed her to have a taste of Naruto's cum.
Naruto watched the two sexy females start to make out while sharing his seed and groaned as his cock throbbed still standing tall
"Mm delicious!" Moxxi grinned after she pulled away from Aria "I think while our appetizer was delicious we're ready for the main course. And I want some prime meat!" Moxxi grinned
"Come here" Naruto said as he laid down on the bed. His cock standing at attention as Moxxi strutted and sidled up to him before she stood over his cock.
"Get ready to lose your virginity stud" Moxxi told Naruto with a grin as she immediately dropped and impaled herself on his cock with her pussy in a cowgirl position.
"Fuck I'm surprised your so tight" Naruto growled as he grabbed her hips as she started to bounce on his cock
"That's because none of my exes had a thick, bitchbreaking cock like you" Moxxi moaned out with a crazed grin as she started to erratically and wildly bounce herself on his cock. Enjoying the feel of him splitting her hole open to accommodate his length.
After all, it's not everyday a girl gets to ride the thick, long, Virgin cock of an alien that puts other men to utter shame.
Aria panted as she watched her friend ride Naruto's cock wildly. So crazy was Moxxi bucking and bouncing that eventually her top hat fell off her head as she screamed out in lust as Naruto thrusted up hard into her as he held her hip
"Oh god yes! Fuck the shit out of me you hung stud! Make me your fucking bitch! Come on! Claim me as your own you hung mother fucker!" Moxxi bellowed out insanely
Naruto growled at this before he spun himself and his lover around and pinned her to the bed as he started to hammer away at her pussy using some of his chakra to increase the force of his thrusts
"Oh fuck! Go wild on my cunt! I can take it! Make it yours!" Moxxi cackled out
Naruto growled as he instinctively grabbed Moxxi by her throat and pulled her into a savage kiss as he thrusted into her twat. Moxxi moaned through the kiss as his tongue assaulted her throat and her eyes started to roll into the back of her head.
Naruto soon pulled away from Moxxi panting as he felt his climax coming before he shouted loudly as he fired his seed into her. Making her scream as she climaxed hard on his cock.
The thing however was Naruto had wanted to pull out of Moxxi so he could release his load onto her as a marking. However he was stopped by Aria pushing onto his back with her hand so he stayed inside of Moxxi.
Moxxi's eyes rolled into the back of her head after her fierce climax. The whites of her eyes on full display as her tongue hung lustfully out of her mouth and her used cunt was dripping Naruto's hot cum onto the bed.
"I think she's brain dead" Aria smirked at the sight of Moxxi's current state
"Is that normal for her?" Naruto panted out as he slowly recovered and pulled his cock out of Moxxi's cunt.
"Nah usually her partners suck and she never climaxes. This is the first time I've ever seen her like that. Congrats you fucked her brains out" Aria smirked before she suddenly pushed Naruto onto his back next to Moxxi and impaled her own cunt on his cock in a cowgirl position. "Now let's see if you can do the same to me boy!" Aria grinned before she started to bounce on his cock.
Naruto grunted as he slowly got into Aria's rhythm and started to thrust up into her
"Oh Yeah! Congrats Uzumaki you get to break the one rule on Omega!" Aria smirked before she suddenly gasped at a particularly hard thrust up into her by the bounty hunter which unknown to her had some of Naruto's chakra fueling it which made her shudder. Something in that natural energy he produced made her weak in the knees to him.
Her. Aria T'Loak. Weak at the knees to something. It was unheard of. Unbelievable. Impossible….. and yet she didn't seem to mind it so much when it was happening with each and every thrust being done by the elementian.
"You doing OK?" Naruto grunted out before his asari lover leaned forward and kissed him hard
"Just shut up and fuck me Naruto" she moaned out
"Heh, you said my name. This mean you like me?" Naruto asked with a prideful grin on his lips
"I said shut up and fuck me!" Aria demanded ignoring his question and his grin.
Naruto grunted at this before he smacked arias ass as she bounced on his cock making her shout out as they continued to fuck
(the next day)
Naruto woke up in Aria's bed with Aria cuddling into his left arm and Moxxi cuddling into his right arm. His arms in between their breasts as they slept.
Naruto slowly got himself loose and got out of bed and started to put on his clothes
"Going somewhere?" Aria's voice asked as she sat up to see him getting dressed.
"Yeah I want to check in with the rest of the crew and see if the ship is all set to go" Naruto said
"Ah the life of a captain" Moxxi said with a chuckle as she got up "let me get dressed and we'll go" she said
"I already sent your money to your ship so you got fully paid. Though here's a little bonus" Aria said as she went for something in a drawer
"Keep the bonus" Naruto said as he shook hisbhead at Aria
"Relax it ain't money" Aria said before she grabbed a pair of black panties from her drawer and threw them at Naruto
"Aria I don't need a trophy the fact that you called me by name is enough" Naruto said with a chuckle
"You are such a sap" Aria said with a scoff
"This sap had you begging like a street walker" Moxxi said to her friend with a giggle
"Whatever. Either way consider it a reminder. When you're out in space fighting robots or aliens or giant worms or whatever. Take these as a reminder that whenever you're on Omega I'm down to get my holes split open" Aria told Naruto
Naruto nodded at this as he put the pair of panties in his pocket while Moxxi finished getting dressed
"We should see how much trouble Tina got into now that I think about it" Moxxi said as they left Arias penthouse
"I'm sure everything is fine" Naruto said as they both got into the elevator and left Aria to continue running her criminal empire.
(Back at the ship)
Naruto and Moxxi entered the bridge of the ship where they saw Rocket and Tina yelling at each other while Groot stood nearby
"I don't see the big deal!" Tina yelled at Rocket while she pouted
"You brought on someone we don't know as a fucking stowaway cause you wnated to fuck some asari slut and they ate my damn brownie!"
"I am Groot" Groot said said simply
"I don't care if I have a whole pan in the fridge! Those were mine dammit! I stole those- I mean made those fair and square" Rocket yelled
"You made a friend Tina?" Naruto asked curiously
"Whiskers! There you are! Where you been?" Tina yelled happily before she hugged Naruto rubbing her face on his cheek
"Preliminary examination as he boarded suggests he had a night of sexual intercourse with at least 2 females. One human and one asari" a female voice said over intercom
Naruto blinked at this surprised at this voice being so accurate. And also the voice in general "ummm Rocket what was that?" Naruto asked confused
"That's our new AI courtesy of that batarian jackass we brought in" Rocket said as he rolled his eyes
as Rocket said this a holographic image of Cortana appeared in the room. "Greetings Captain Naruto, I am Cortana." Cortana greeted with a smile
"... is it bad I want to bend bend over this AI and-" Moxxi was asking before Naruto cut her off
"Moxxi enough" Naruto said quickly cutting her off
"Yes captain I'll go to my bar. See if Aria got me the good liquor. And also Make sure Claptrap didn't make molotovs with my beers again"
they then heard a crash outside the room
"Too late!" Claptrap yelled before he was heard laughing
"Who let him free?!" Rocket yelled as he was Just tied up
"Tina….." Naruto said with a firm tone seeing Tina try and make her way to the door
"He bribed me with chocolate chip cookies!" Tina yelled out
"You fool! You've doomed us all!!" Rocket yelled as he ran out of the bridge
"Let's go deal with claptrap" Naruto said as they all went to follow Rocket
"It's fine miss peebee has already subdued Claptrap" Cortana said matter of factly
"Peebee?" Naruto asked As they came to the bar to see Claptrap being held Against a wall with a biotic field by Peebee
"Is this robot a crew mateTina?" Peebee asked curiously as she looked at Tina
"More a pain in the ass we tolerate" Rocket ssid with a glare at the robot
"Put me down you smurf!":Claptrap yelled as he struggled to get loose
"No! You Threw My bra into a beer Bottle and lit it on fire!" Peebee shouted back
"You have like 8 of them! Very skimpy too I may add! Which is saying somwthing considering we have Moxxi around" Claptrap yelled
Peebee growled at this but before she could do anything Naruto placed his hand on her shoulder
"Sorry about him. He has his uses but I'll be sure to lay down some rules for Claptrap now Naruto said trying to calm the asari down
"He'll just ignore them" Rocket deadpanned not believing this for a minute
"Not if the sexy AI asks him" Tina said with a giggle
"Claptrap please refrain from destroying anything in the ship if you must destroy things take it downstairs to the shooting gallery" Cortana's voice said
"We have one of those now?! Hooray!" Claptrap yelled happily before peebee dropped him and he wheeled off
"... that robot is going to be the death of me" Rocket deadpanned again
"Rest assured Rocket controlling Claptrap will be my job from now on so you can focus on ship maintenance" Cortana's voice said
"...I don't know how to repay an AI but I owe you one doll" Rocket said with a sigh of relief
"Now on to new business you let this asari on the ship?" Naruto asked Tina as they all entered Moxxi's bar
"Uh Huh. She is cool and wants to get out of here and see new worlds and I offered her a job with us" Tina said with a smile
"You didn't think to run it by me first?" Naruto asked
"I can do that now, can my new bestie join the crew?" Tina asked Naruto as they all sat down at a table while Moxxi got some drinks
"You May as well say yes Naruto. She clearly has some skill. Also if she really wants in she can just flash you and you'll say yes" Moxxi said with a smirk
"Ha ha ha" Naruto said while Tina and Rocket laughed while Groot shook his head
"I am groot" Groot said as he looked at Peebee
"Good point it is a big ship and we could use more help with maintenance" Rocket said as he nodded
"Ok you can join us since you don't seem that bad" Naruto said as he nodded at Peebee
"Thanks whiskers I'll try to earn my keep while I'm here" Peebee said as she smiled
"Yay!" Tina said with a smile before she hugged Peebee who hugged her back and chuckled
"Ok so where we heading next captain?" rocket asked Naruto
"Well before we decide that, where is Jack?" Naruto asked curiously as he hadn't seen her sense he and Moxxi came back
"Miss Jack is currently with a female friend saying goodbye before she enters the ship " Cortana said nonchalantly
"Woah! Woah! Woah! Woah!.. Woah!... Woah! …. She made a friend?!" Rocket asked baffled
"I can make friends you trash panda" Jack said as she entered the bar
"... since when?" Rocket asked still disbelieving
"Rocket enough. Jack made friends with us after all so I believe her" Naruto said before he nodded at Jack who nodded back
"Ok now that the full crew is here where to captain?" Peebee asked with a smile
"Who's the asari?" Jack asked
"Jack Peebee, Peebee Jack, and I'm open to suggestions Naruto said quickly introducing Jack to the new recruit
"Well got any bounty leads?" Rocket asked
"I'll be looking into that but it will take a bit" Moxxi said as she gave Jack a drink
"Well we got a big pay day from Aria right? So how about we head for Mars and hit up the space casino orbiting it?" Rocket asked with a grin
"Criminals are known to frequent it. If your looking to make bank that's good place to find some high ranking bounties" PeeBee said as she looked at Naruto
"Alright then. Next stop Mars" Naruto said with a nod of agreement
(mars)
On the colony of Mars, a young woman of Singaporean descent with chin-length angular dark purple hair and green eyes was walking into a Tobacco shop. Her frame was tall and slender, and her skin was pale.
Her outfit consisted of yellow shorts, a matching buttoned shirt, white ankle boots, flesh-colored stockings, and a loose red jacket she had EE cup breasts, toned, curvy body, heart shaped ass
the man wearing sunglasses working the counter smiled a little as he checked her out as she walked over and placed her bag on the counter and lowered her own sunglasses and smiled at him "I like those shades man" she said with a grin
The man working the counter smiled at this. "I like everything you got" he said as he checked her out while she took a cigar and he offered her a light "you looking to make some big bucks? I think you could fit right in here" he said while the woman took a drag from the cigar
As she exhaled some smoke she paused as she looked at the entrance into the shop and saw the Silhouettes of several men holding firearms, she then reached into her bag and pulled out an AK 47 and loaded it making the man working the counter gulp nervously
"You know the first rule of combat?" she asked as she took aim at the door and opened Fire on the door destroying the door and filling the door frame with bullets
She then smirked and spat out her cigar "shoot them before they shoot you" she said as she approached the door but froze as the men she had shot at blocked her path and all took aim at her with their weapons
"Our boss wishes to see you Miss Valentine" one of the men said with a glare, clearly annoyed that he had almost died to this woman.
The woman held up her hands in surrender at this sighing in defeat, deciding to Play along for now.
The reason Faye Valentine is packing such old weapons is because they are easier to get a hold of for her
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