(Docking bay)
Naruto walked out of the ship while Groot dragged a bound Ripper.
"Remember if you make a break for it, Jack and Rocket have permission to take a limb" Naruto said with a firm tone as Jack glared at ripper while Rocket held his gun and cocked it for emphasis
"Anywhere's better than with you sadists" Ripper groaned out
"Hey you're lucky Claptrap found your screaming for mercy fun. It's when he's bored is when your should fear for your life" Rocket said with a smirk
"Was that a complement aimed at Claptrap?" Jack asked curiously
"Hell no! I want that bot scrapped" Rocket growled
"Ok let's calm down and get this guy turned in and get paid" Naruto said as he led the way through the docking bay outside the ship
As they walked an Asari approached them to greet them
"Welcome to Thessia travelers. I am Matriarch Benezia" the asari greeted with a bow
"Hello we're here to turn in a bounty that is wanted on this planet" Naruto said with a nod at Groot
Groot nodded at this before he threw Ripper at Benezia's feet surprising her before she composed herself
"I see…. I recognize him. A krogan murderer that calls himself Ripper. Real name Chek Muga" Benezia said
"I knew that name was crap" Jack said with a smirk while Rocket snickered
"Wanted for the kidnapping and enslavement of 83 maiden asari as well as the murder of 26 maiden asari" Benezia said looking intensely at the Krogan
"Just take me away you uptight bitch- gah!" Ripper was growling before Rocket shot him in the ass causing him to fall to the ground
"Whoops my finger accidentally slipped on the trigger" Rocket said with a grin as some guards pulled Ripper to his feet and dragged him off
"And we're happy to turn him in" Naruto said firmly while trying not to smirk at Rocket's actions
"He's a very high ranking target. I'm surprised unknown bounty hunters were able to capture him" Benezia said with a tone of interest looking at them
"Let's just say despite our relatively new standing as a team we have a lot of skill" Naruto said with a smile
"Obviously you will be paid handsomely for your deeds. As a thank you for bringing in such a dangerous criminal you are all more than welcome to explore Thessia." Benezia said
"We thank you for this and my crew will behave themselves while here" Naruto said with a nod before looking at Rocket with a pointed look
"Oi! I can behave! Aim that at Tina!" Rocket yelled
"She is resting and isn't capable of pulling something like you mr stole a krogan's glass eye" Naruto said flatly
"Resting? She lives on sugar and chaos. What the…………oh jeez you actually tapped that crazy- mmmph" Rocket was saying as he realized what happened before Jack grabbed his mouth silencing him
"Thank you Jack" Naruto said with a nod at his friend
"I want booze money" Jack said simply as she held Rocket in place
"I can get you some as soon as we're paid." Naruto said before he looked at Benezia
"If you'd like, I can lead you to our local bounty station. They will pay you there as I can vouch for your capture of that vile Krogan" Benezia said with a smile at Naruto
"Tap that. Tap that so hard" Moxxi whispered in his ear through his earpiece as she was back inside the ship keeping things in line
Naruto rolled his eyes at this as he silenced his earpiece as he smiled at Benezia "that sounds perfect." he said to the matriarch
"Excellent. Follow me. It's not that far from the docking bay" Benezia said beckoning Naruto to follow her
"Alright I'll go get paid and catch up with you all later" Naruto said to the rest of his crew
"He's so gonna have every Asari here making him their simp pet" Rocket said with a scoff as Jack let him go
"Not every Asari is like those dancers back at Omega" Jack said as she rolled her eyes
"It's more likely he'll make them his pets considering he broke me and Aria" Moxxi said through their earpieces
"How are you on our private comm?" Rocket asked
"Oh Cortana helped patch me in as a precaution. In case you came across any bounties that would need to be collected" Moxxi said with a giggle
"I am Groot" groot said with a shake of his head
"Yea and to encourage whiskers to be a deviant" Jack said with a scoff
"Huh? You understand Groot?" Rocket asked curiously as he and Groot looked at Jack curiously
"Nah. I just know Moxxi's a lunatic. It was easy to put what he was thinking together" Jack shrugged
(With Naruto and Benezia)
Naruto and Benzia walked into a local police station that had an asari at a small booth detailing bounties.
"Matriarch Benezia? What are you doing here if you don't mind my asking?" The asari manning the booth asked with a bow of respect
"I'm here to help Captain Uzumaki here get his bounty payment taken care of. He and his team were able to capture the Krogan named Chek Muga" Benezia explained
"Ripper? You new bloods caught him?" The asari asked looking at Naruto surprised
"Yeah. He was cocky and arrogant. It helped us capture him alive while the rest of his crew are dead" Naruto explained
"Indeed you will find that confirmation that he's been escorted to lockup sent to your omnitool" Benezia said as she held up her own omnitool
The asari woman looked on her omni tool and saw footage of Ripper being escorted on world by Naruto's crew as well as his detainment by local asari security "impressive. Alright captain Uzumaki, that's 3 million galactic credits for his capture to you and your team. Do you all have a name? Need to put it in for my paperwork so to speak" the asari asked
"Hmmm" Naruto mused to himself "call us the Celestial Shadows" Naruto told her
"Understood. The celestial shadows led by Captain Uzumaki" the asari said as she typed in "your credits have been transferred. Thank you for your assistance" the clerk said
"I am also here to see about getting a few more bounties" Naruto said
"Of course. That should be no trouble seeing as you assisted the asari people greatly by bringing in Ripper" Benezia said with a nod
"Yeah I can line up a few bounties easily for you. If you'll give me a moment" the asari said before pulling up some holographic bounty posters.
"Alright first up I've got a Salarian poacher named Quardak" The asari said
"Poacher?" Naruto asked with a raised eyebrow
"Oh yes he's wanted in over a dozen systems for poaching rare and almost extinct species and selling them to the highest bidder." the asari said
"How much is he worth?" Naruto asked as he looked at the image of the man
"2 million. Not as much as Ripper but still a decent bounty for your crew" The asari said
"We will take it" Naruto said firmly
"Oh?" Benezia asked curiously
"I like animals" Naruto said as the asari transferred the bounty information to his omnitool
"You have a good heart" Benezia said with a small smile
Naruto nodded at this as he sent the information to Cortana on the ship before they all heard a commotion nearby at the police station as several asari in armor were rushing over
"What's going on?" Naruto asked as he looked over and saw an asari woman in a revealing red bodysuit was surrounded by the police force she had EE cup breasts, a model curvy body, and a plump heart-shaped ass
"Stand down Samara" one of the security said as they all tried to stop the asari woman
"I do not seek a fight or to harm anyone. I only wish to gather some information" Samara said with a monotone as she looked at the security guard
"Samara? I thought the justicar was away on Illium" Benezia said surprised to see the justicar
"Justicar?" Naruto asked curiously not familiar with this term
"it's hard to explain briefly but I shall try. I suppose you could compare them to the knights of old or a samurai seeing as you are a human. They are warriors that ensure justice is done. They give up their worldly possessions and even families to right wrongs. I believe you humans say a justicar will save an honest cop with their life but fight a hundred dishonest ones to the death" Benezia explained
"……huh sounds like a perfect bounty hunter to me." Naruto said with a smile as he walked towards the justicar
"Wait-" Benezia tried to stop Naruto but he had already walked away
"What seems to be the problem miss?" Naruto asked Samara as he walked over
"A human?" Samara asked curiously as she looked at Naruto
"Get out of there human. We will fire if needed" an asari officer said with guns trained on them
Before Naruto could respond Samara body lit up with biotic energy as she looked at the officer
"Wait. They're just doing their jobs!" Naruto said as he didn't want to see anyone get hurt
"They are threatening you when you mean no harm" Samara said firmly
"Isn't this against your code as a justicar? To not attack those who are innocent?" Naruto asked
"You're well informed for a human. And you're correct. I do not wish to harm any innocents. Unfortunately these officers stand against my mission. And the mission must come first" Samara said seriously
"Look how about we just talk and try to settle this peacefully. What's the problem Samara right?" Naruto asked as he tried to keep things calm
"I wish to question the criminal that was just brought in known as Ripper and they refuse to allow that" Samara said firmly
"Ah He really is popular here huh? Glad I was able to bring him to so many fans" Naruto quipped with a chuckle
"You brought him in? How? He has a team of criminals on his side and you're just one human." Samara said looking Naruto inquisitively
"Well he had a team of criminals on his side, that's true. However I'm not actually a human like many think" Naruto said with a grin as he let off some chakra to prove his point
This made all of the asari present shudder from his power Being let off. It was something far different than a biotic power being used. Something organic. Something that warmly washed over their bodies.
Samara's eyes widened slightly at what she felt coming from Naruto
"Look I'm sure they will let you ask him some questions heck I'll help for free seeing as he hates me and I know how to make him talk" Naruto said as he looked at the officers as his power subsided
"You would help me? For no profit to yourself?" Samara questioned surprised
"Well you look like you need some information from him and I wouldn't want this to end with violence on such a beautiful planet." Naruto said with a smile "if I go with her to make sure she doesn't go too far in an interrogation of Ripper is that an agreeable scenario?" Naruto asked the lead officer
"S-sure of course" the lead officer stuttered out as she looked at Naruto as she tried to compose herself from the feeling of arousal she was feeling from Naruto's chakra
"excellent. Is that agreeable to you Samara?" Naruto asked with a smile
"It is acceptable. Thank you young one" Samara said as she nodded at Naruto
"Call Me Naruto. Naruto Uzumaki. Captain of the Celestial Shadows bounty hunting team" Naruto said with a smile
"A man of your power is a bounty hunter?" Samara asked with a raised eyebrow
"Well I like to help people without all the red tape. And I can see no better way than catching criminals. We have that in common from what I hear" Naruto said with a smile
"...perhaps. lead on mr Uzumaki" Samara said
Naruto nodded as he looked at the lead officer who jumped to attention and led the way to the back of the station leaving the other asari alone
"... did anyone else have the urge to strip naked and prostrate themselves before him?" An asari officer close to Benzia asked
"Have? I still want to" another said with a shudder
Meanwhile Benezia herself stayed silent trying to compose herself. But even she as mature and composed as she was had the urge still to mate with Naruto then and there before all to see.
(in an interrogation room)
Naruto and Samara waited inside a interrogation room for a few moments before the door opened and Ripper was dragged into the room by the lead officer
"You again? You already put me here and made me suffer. What more do you want flesh sack?" Ripper growled out as he was restrained
"And you will suffer more if you don't answer my friends questions" Naruto said
"What makes you think I'll waste my time now that I'm locked up? I have nothing to lose" Ripper said with a scoff
"Oh? So you're ok with Claptrap visiting you?" Naruto asked with a raised eyebrow as he smiled evilly
"WHAT?!" Ripper asked bug eyed at this threat
"He's ready, go ahead Samara" Naruto said with a smile seeing Ripper was ready to talk
"I have a simple question for you and you will answer me. Where is Morinth?" Samara demanded with a glare
Ripper paled at this "That crazy slut? What the hell do you want with that psychopath?" Ripper asked
"It is none of your concern. Now speak. Where is she?" Samara demanded
"Look I have no idea but I do know a few people that she meets up with on occasion that might know she just came to me for a weapon or two and only had someone else pick them up for her" Ripper said
"Names now" Samara said firmly as she glared at him
"Talk or you'll be singing along with Claptrap" Naruto said teasingly
"FUCK THAT! I'LL TALK YOU PSYCHOPATH!!!" Ripper yelled at hearing this threat
"Thank you for your cooperation" Naruto said with a smile at this
Samara blinked in surprise at this as Ripper gave them a list of three people he knew
(Later. Outside the room)
Naruto and Samara exited the room to roam the Halls of the station back towards the entrance. As they walked Naruto saw several officers looking at him with lust clear in their eyes
"I wish to propose an alliance Mr. Uzumaki" Samara said getting Narutos attention
"An alliance?" Naruto asked with a raised eyebrow
"Indeed I am in need of help tracking these names down. On top of that when I do finally come to my target I wish to have your help in ending her before she becomes more of a threat" Samara said firmly as she looked at Naruto
"Why me?" Naruto asked curiously
"You are a man of good morals from what I can feel and you have a team that will be moving around the galaxy. While I can accomplish much alone, I know when I must ask for assistance" Samara told him
"... there's more to it isn't there" Naruto said seriously
"Indeed but we can discuss that at a later time. If you agree I will be at your service as long as you don't order me to break my oath" Samara said as she looked at Naruto
"I see. Very well Samara I agree to your terms. And should I ever try to order you to break your oath I give you permission to strike me down the moment I do." Naruto said seriously
Samara nodded at this in agreement "very well now show me to your ship" Samara said
"Of course. I think you'll enjoy the rest of the team as well" Naruto said with a smile as he led her away
(back at the ship)
"Where is Naruto?" Tina whined as she sat at Moxxi's bar laying her head down on it
"On Thessia getting paid and hopefully balls deep in an asari Matriarch" Moxxi said cleaning a glass with a rag
"I hope not Matriarchs are so boring" Peebee said as she drank some of her drink
"Yes but they have experience. And seeing them break is a wonderous thing" Moxxi said with a grin
"Will you please stop scaring Groot woman?" Rocket asked as he looked up from the slot machine in the bar to point at Groot who was looking at Moxxi with wide eyes
"... no. Anyway the thing about Matriarchs in bed is-" Moxxiwas saying before Cortana cut her ofd
"The captain is back and with a new recruit" Cortana's voice said
"New recruit?" Jack raised an eyebrow as Naruto walked into the bar after a few moments along with Samara
"Hey everyone so I got some good news, we got the 3 million from Ripper's bounty, I snagged another 2 million bounty for us to complete, and we have a new recruit. This is-" Naruto was saying before Peebee cut her off
"Samara?!" peebee yelled as she dropped her drink in surprise
"Ah you have an asari on your team already. No wonder you had knowledge of the justicars when you met me" Samara said as she nodded at Peebee
"Actually that was thanks to Benezia giving me a quick rundown. PeeBee here only recently joined so I never actually got the chance to ask questions about asari. Memo to me get info on asari culture" Naruto mused
"I will download a glossary for you captain" Cortana said getting their attention as she appeared
"An AI?" Samara asked curiously as she looked at Cortana
"Yeah we found her about to be sold by a criminal and we saved her before uploading her into our ship" Rocket explained as he turned in his seat to look at Samara
"I am Groot" Groot greeted as he waved at Samara in greeting
"A floral colossus? I am honored to be in the presence of a being so rare" Samara said as she bowed her head at Groot
"That's what his race is called?" Jack whispered to Tina
"Uh huh. Get with the program sir" Tina said with a teasing grin at Jack who glared
"How did you meet the coolest justicar ever?" Peebee asked Naruto with excitement in her voice as she looked at Samara
"Helped her get some information and she offered to join us if I helped her out with finding some people speaking of which Cortana" Naruto was saying before he looked at the hologram of the AI
"Captain?" Cortana asked as she stepped forward
"Samara has some names of criminal contacts she's hunting please. Do everything in your power to assist her in Hunting them down" Naruto said
"Understood. Whenever you wish to divulge the names Samara just let me know" Cortana said before she disappeared
"God the things I would do to her if she weren't an AI" Moxxi said with a giggle
"Mad Moxxi you have a reputation" Samara said looking at Moxxi with a firm look
"Indeed but I'm loyal to the captain and those who work for his team. Especially after the captain bent me over and stretched my pussy to where no one else can fit" Moxxi said with a giggle
"Moxxi" Naruto said firmly cutting her off
"Don't be such a prude captain. Besides you can always punish me later" Moxxi said with a saucy grin on her lips
"So what's a justicar?" Tina asked curiously as she approached Naruto
"They're high level Asari warriors. Sworn to a creed to protect the innocent and the good throughout the galaxy. They are incredibly skilled, usually even beyond most Asari commandos. They give up all worldly possessions and their families so they can serve the code they live by. It drives them in every way to fulfill their mission" PeeBee said excitedly as she looked at Samara in awe. "And the fact that the captain recruited one is amazing in itself let alone that he recruited Samara herself" PeeBee said giddily
"ah…….you brought a nark on our ship?!" Tina said with a nod of understanding before she yelled at Naruto
This got snorts of laughter from Rocket and Jack while PeeBee looked shocked at what Tina said but Samara didn't look bothered at all
"You famous as a justicar?" Naruto asked Samara while he poked Tina in the forehead making her pout
"While I am known amongst Justicars and Asari I do not consider myself to be famous. Nor do I have any need for such notoriety" Samara said simply
"So cool" PeeBee uttered with stars In her eyes
"Also Tina we're bounty hunters remember? We hunt criminals down" Naruto pointed out
"Yeah but we get into some crazy shit sometimes I don't want the space popo raining on my fun. Besides I don't cause enough chaos to be arrested" Tina whined
"Tina you stabbed a man with a spork 24 hours ago" Naruto deadpanned
"He was attacking us! plus he worked for a crime boss!" Tina defended
"...yeah fair point on that one" Naruto said with a shrug before looking at Samara "I'll bring you to your quarters if you want" he offered
Samara nodded at this as she followed Naruto out of the bar
"If he doesn't tap that I will" Moxxi said with a grin as she watched the two leave
"Good luck. Justicars are all business. Though technically they can still find romance but usually it's impossible" PeeBee stated with an eye
"You know a lot about her. You're not pulling some fangirl crap are you?" Jack asked with a raised eyebrow
"What? No…. I just think she's really cool and awesome" PeeBee said quickly "excuse me" she said as she walked out the bar
"... I am Groot" Groot said simply
"With a capital F tree. With a capital F" Jack said before taking a swig of whiskey
(Later)
Everyone was on the command deck of the ship as it flew through hyperspace and Naruto had a holographic image of the wanted poster of the Salarian poacher Quardak.
"Alright everyone we have our next bounty target. Cortana, what've you got?" Naruto asked as Cortana appeared
"According to my files, Quardak was once a Salarian geneticist but after he was discharged from his science team he started running a poaching ring. He sells to rare collectors, cage fight promotions, and even galactic restaurants rare and exotic creatures. Most of his clients are on the wealthy side or occasionally informants of the shadow broker" Cortana
"Shadow broker?" Naruto asked curiously wondering who this was
"You Don't know of the shadow broker?" Samara asked, confused as everyone in the galaxy knew about the notorious shadow broker.
"Whiskers was cryo frozen before becoming our leader." Jack explained before looking at Naruto "he's an underworld information dealer. He has agents all over the galaxy. If there's something to know about anything, an assassination of a high ranking government official, a corporate secret trying not to be leaked, or even just a priest in a strip club, he knows of it through his agents" Jack explained
Naruto nodded at this understanding now
"Ah forgive me. I was unaware of your having been frozen" Samara said with a nod of understanding
"Are there any other kind of clients this guy has that might get pissed if we bust him?" PeeBee asked Cortana curiously
"That's a good question" Samara said with a nod at this
"Most of his clientele is obscured in my files or has been caught beforehand by alliance military. Only one name is left of any consequence that might retaliate if we pursue this bounty" Cortana said firmly
"And that being?" Rocket asked as he rolled his eyes bored
"A being known only as the high evolutionary" Cortana said
Rocket froze at this dropping his blaster in surprise
"I am Groot?" Groot asked curiously as he approached Rocket to see if he was ok
"Oh I'm gonna enjoy catching this asshole" Rocket growled before he walked over to the pilot's chair "Cortana last known sighting of Quardak. Now" Rocket ordered
"I have found through comm chatter that he's on his way to drop off some product to a rare pet collector in the Strennus system. Shall I set a course for the route he's taking so we can intercept?" Cortana asked Naruto
"Proceed Cortana" Naruto said with a firm tone
"By your orders captain. Eta is 10 minutes" Cortana said as her hologram disappeared
"You good?" Naruto asked Rocket seeing the angered look on his face
"I've waited for a chance like this for so long. And I'll finally be one step closer to my goal" Rocket said with a scowl
"So we're taking this one in alive so Rocket can make him talk?" Jack asked curiously
"Yup plus he's worth 2 million credits alive. I don't know what Rocket has against this guy and I'm not gonna pry into it." Naruto said
"Cortana what defenses does this target have?" Samara asked the Ai hologram
"From my files his ship has minor defenses. It is a speedy trading vessel that wouldn't last long in a fire fight.
"I feel a but coming" Tina said with a knowing smile
"But upon looking deeper he has at least twenty five men guarding his ship listed under his crew roster as 'cargo protection detail'." Cortana said
"Thank you and good night" Jack said with a sigh at this while Tina smiled madly
"Ok everyone we're gonna play this smart. When we intercept them we're gonna disable their ship and then board and fight our way to the target. Cortana you have the blasters aim for their engine. We disable it we stop their escape" Naruto said to everyone
"We should secure the cargo as well. The animals there are innocent" Samara said firmly
"Good idea. Tina, Jack, you're with Samara to secure the cargo. She has point. Follow her orders as if they're my own" Naruto told them
"You can't control me nark!" Tina said with a pout at Samara
Jack rolled her eyes at this before she held out a chocolate bar "behave and you will get more" she said to the crazed blonde
"Chocolate? Chocolate! CHOCOLATE!!!" Tina yelled in crazed excitement
"I almost feel sorry for anyone in her way between her and the animal cargo" Rocket said with a snicker at this as he piloted the ship
"What about me?" PeeBee asked curiously
"You and Moxxi stay Aboard here. Once we board Some fools may try to rush past us and get to our ship. You see them, then you take them down" Naruto told her
"Understood darling. We'll murder anyone who tries to sneak aboard" Moxxi said cocking a shotgun in glee
"Rocket, Groot you're with me. We're gonna storm the ship and take the target. We'll take out anyone in our way" Naruto said
"How about me, Captain meatbag?" Claptrap asked as he waved his hand
"You go in first and go nuts on all mercenaries that you see. Draw as much fire and cause some chaos. You've been cooped up long enough. Let's let you get crazy" Naruto said with a smirk
"Finally! Ehehehehehehehe!" Claptrap yelled before giggling crazily as he pulled out two pistols and cocked them
"You're one sick bastard captain" Jack said with a smirk
"I have no tolerance for poachers and slavers. So I'll do whatever we need to take them out" Naruto said. "Everyone gear up. We got 8 minutes left until showtime" He said as he went to get his weapons and armor ready
(minutes later)
"Naruto, Rocket, Claptrap and Groot stood in front of the front door of the ship with Samara, Tina, and Jack waiting behind them ready to go in after them
"Approaching Quardak's ship captain" Cortana said
"Good fire on the engines as soon as you have a shot" Naruto said before he felt the ship shake"
"Already did captain. You will be able to board in 3 2 1" Cortana said as the light over the door went from red to green
"Damn she's good" Naruto said with a chuckle as the door opened with two mercenaries waiting at the door
"Hold it scu-" one was saying before Naruto shot him in the face with a fire bullet form his elemental gun
"Oi! That was my kill!" Claptrap yelled as he waved his pistols
"Then get in there and go nuts!" Naruto said before he shot the other merc in the face while talking to Claptrap
"Follow me men! To battle! We shall drink their blood in chalices!" Claptrap yelled before he wheeled away into the ship and shot a mercenary in his knee cap before unloading 3 bullets in the man's skull and continuing on cackling like a lunatic.
"….. mistakes may have been made" Naruto said as he followed Claptrap along with Rocket and groot
"I don't know this might be the one time that scrap heap has the right idea" Jack said with a smirk
"Yeah I'm taking notes!" Tina said with a grin as she, Jack, and Samara made their way towards the cargo bay
"This is where we part ways. Good luck to you three. We'll meet back up after the jobs done" Naruto said as he, Rocket, and Groot followed after Claptrap's trail of carnage and bodies
(Cargo bay)
"Oh man, I hope those intruders show up in here. I want to add a few scalps to my collection" A mercenary said sharpening a knife
"You told me this was gonna be a simple job. Now we gotta deal with this crap" another merc groaned as he held up his gun and aimed it at the door "you gonna aim for the door in case they get in here? Or are you just gonna keep unnecessarily sharpening that rusted knife of yours that you never use?" The merc asked his partner
"Yeah well I'm gonna use it on the first sorry ass bitch that comes through that door" the knife sharpening merc said as he gripped his knife and put away his sharpener.
The door to the cargo bay opened and the knife merc immediately threw his knife towards the door. The knife sailed through the air and flew about 10 inches over Tina's head as she skipped into the room
"Hammer time!" Tina yelled as she slammed what looked like a oversized sledgehammer into the man's stomach before she took another swing and smashed it into his head slamming him to the ground
"The hell-" the Gun wielding merc
was yelling before he was grabbed by Samara's biotics and was pulled towards her
"Any last words criminal?" Samara asked with a glare
"... nice rack" the merc said eyeing her open cleavage outfit before Jack shot him in the head with her pistol
"You crazy bitch I'm gonna- the merc" Tina had hit with her sledgehammer groaned out before Tina silenced hik by bringing the hammer down. Literally. On his head. Crushing it like to paste.
"Now that's a good looking dinner! Look at all the sauce He's marinating in" Tina chirped out crazily
"……." Samara said nothing to this as she had no words for this
"Tina go check on the animals Jack said as she shook her head
"I ain't no babysitter- oooooo kitties!" Tina was saying before she smiled and skipped over to some nearby cages which looked to be indeed filled with cats
"... how does that one function?" Samara asked genuinely flabbergasted
"She was raised on Pandora. She's actually the most stable she could be" Jack said with a sigh
"…..please tell me you mean the home of the Navi?" Samara asked her eyes widening at this
"Nah that's Pandora 2. This is the one with all the psychos, bullymongs, raiders, and Moxxi" Jack said with a shrug
"hey guys I brought lunch-" a merc was saying as he entered the room and paused seeing them and his dead comrades
"... if I give you the lunch I brought, can you let me go?" The merc asked, seeing as he wasn't armed. Nor did he have anything but a tray of food on him
"Why are you not armed? Your boss get cheap?" Jack asked as she approached the merc
"He spent his budget on making the rest of the crew armor strong enough to take on a small army." The merc said
"Wow then this armor fails considering I blew this guys brains out in one shot" Jack said gesturing to the merc she shot
"He means the one's Naruto is about to confront. Jack he's walking into a trap!" Samara yelled
"…..damn it, Tina leave the cats alone, Naruto needs backup!" Jack yelled before seeing Tina opening the cages
"Come my pretties! We must save my sexy, big dicked stud of a captain!" Tina yelled, opening the cage with the cats.
"Oh god in heaven she let out all the Flerkens!" the merc yelled in a panic as he ran to a alarm and pushed it as the cats all ran out of the room meowing
"Did he Just say Flerkens?" Samara asked with wide eyes as she recognized that species
"…..oh fuck" Jack said with wide eyes as Tina ran after the cats
(With Naruto)
After storming through and taking out many, many guards Naruro and co cane upon a very heavily armed group of 10 guards. Now Naruto had prepared for many things while on this job. Rocket getting vindictive with their enemies, Moxxi trying to sleep with him before they boarded, Groot slamming a man in the face with their own gun, Tina runnimga round half naked stabbing people with a spoon from the mess hall. He had prepared for many, many scenarios.
But this one was a scenario for the record books
"Kill my pretties! Kill!" Tina yelled as the cats all swarmed the mercenaries while making tentacles fly out of their mouths and grab them and start to ragdoll the mercenaries before eating them
"... I was not prepared for today" Naruto admitted wide eyed
"You fucking psychopath! You let out a bunch of Flerkens?!" Rocket yelled at Tina as he held his blaster just in case he was attacked
I am Groot" Groot said as several Flerkens sat on him happily pawing at some of his branches
"Silence trash panda. I am now the undisputed queen of kitties! Also what's a Flerken?" Tina bellowed before asking her question
"Help me, I'm not programmed for this!" claptrap yelled out which was muffled as he was inside the mouth of one of the Flerkens which was orange
"No goose! that's not a treat!" Tina yelled as she picked up the orange Flerken and shook him a bit before he spat out Claptrap
"gah! What year is it?!" Claptrap yelled out gasping for air
"... I can't even right now" Rocket groaned out before a door opened and out stepped a salarian
"What is going- who let those fleabags out?!?! Do you have any idea how hard it is to capture one of those let alone a whole litter?!" The salarian yelled terrified
"You're Quardak right?" Naruto asked as he approached
"Yeah what of it? Why did you let those things out of their ca-" Quardak was saying before Naruto slapped him to the floor and stepped on his chest pointing his gun at him
"Warm or cold?" Naruto asked seriously
"W-what?" Quardak asked terrified
"You have a bounty on you. Dead or alive. So we can bring you in warm" Naruto said before clicking a button and shifting to his Ice ammo "or we can bring you in cold. Your choice"
"Or you can go join your mercs in my army's stomach!" Tina yelled as she held Goose out at Quardak the Alien cat even waving its Paw at him to make its point
"Warm! Warm! I'd prefer Warm! I'll tell you anything and everything you want! I'll sing show tunes! I'll dance! Just don't let them eat me!" Quardak yelled terrified
"Then I have a question. Where's the high evolutionary?" Rocket asked as he approached the cowering Salarian "talk or become Flerken food" Rocket threatened as he pushed his gun into Quardak's face. "Talk dammit!" Rocket growled out angrily
"I don't know! He sends agents to me to make all his deals!" The salarian cried terrified
"Fine we can have Claptrap ask you in the karaoke room" Naruto said as he nodded at groot who grabbed the salarian and started to drag him to the door
"~I wanna know what Love Isssssss! I want you to Show meeeeeeee!~" Claptrap dang horribly out
"No singing except in the room!" Jack yelled out in annoyance
"Aye aye madame carpet muncher!" Claptrap yelled as he saluted jack as he wheeled after Groot
"... I fucking hate that bot" Jack growled under her breath
"ooooo they're so cute! Can I keep them?" Tina asked Naruto as she pet the flerkens
"No Tina" Naruto said as he watched Groot drag the salarian
"Oh come on! I saved your ass and let you rail mine!" Tina pouted
"... fine but only one and you're taking care of them!" Naruto said as he knew he wasn't winning
"Eeeeeee!" Tina yelled as she hugged Goose who meowed happily
"... we're all gonna die" Rocket said flatly
"Rule one goose everyone on the ship is a friend so no killing unless I do it first. Maiming is fine" Tina said with a smile as she pet her new pet
"No it isn't!" Naruto said loudly as he led everyone out
"This team is……interesting" Samara said trying to find the right words
"Don't sugarcoat it blue juggs. It's a fucking madhouse" Jack sighed out as the team headed back for their ship.
"Moxxi please help Groot and Rocket get all the animals loaded up and Cortana call ahead let Thessia know that we have a new bounty coming in" Naruto ordered through his earpiece
"Can do darling" Moxxi responded as everyone returned to the ship
(Council Space: Citadel a few days later.)
Aboard the citadel, the main station of the alliance, many people were chatting with idle gossip throughout the large space station. People of many different races, humans, Asari, Turians, Salarians, Volus, Elcor, Hanar. All were talking about one subject in particular.
A new bounty hunting group that had come from nowhere and had already started to make a name throughout the galaxy. The Celestial Shadows.
News had started to spread after the battle aboard the mars Casino but more news traveled after the reveal from the asari councilor Tevos that a dangerous criminal amongst the asari had been apprehended and turned over to Thessia by this group.
Ripper. One of the alliance's most wanted criminals that many military leaders would've loved to have captured to gain notoriety and even a possible promotion. Along with that was the Capture and Imprisonment of the salarian criminal Quardak
"You hear that some new bounty hunting group captured Ripper and Quardak Commander?" A man in a pilot seat aboard a stealth ship asked, turning to a woman with short red hair wearing a black and red armor set with a gray N7 logo adorned over the left breast. she had DD cup breasts, a toned fit body, and a big round ass
"I did. It's all anyone is talking about aboard the citadel" the woman, Commander Jane Shephard, responded simply
"What? Upset you didn't get a crack at the bastards first?" The pilot asked with a smirk
"All I care about is that Ripper and Quardak were brought in though I wonder what this group of bounty hunters is like" Jane said as she thought to herself
"If they brought in Ripper and Quardak then they gotta be tough. Or maybe just insane. You'd probably get along with them actually commander" the pilot snickered
"I'm sure they are a well equipped team with a capable leader Joker" Jane said as she couldn't imagine anything less
(With Naruto)
"Code red! Claptrap is loose!" Rocket yelled put over the PA for all the ship to hear
"Hide the Booze!" Jack yelled as she and Moxxie started to move bottle after bottle of Booze to a hiding spot
"I am Groot!" Groot yelled terrified as he ran down a hallway
"I have a grenade launcher! Fear me!!" Tina cackled skipping down a hallway
Samara walked out of her room and looked at the chaos happening around her before she spotted PeeBee running towards her
"Are we under attack?" Samara questioned
"Kinda Claptrap is practicing with his explosives and weapons outside the practice range again and we have to catch him" PeeBee said as she tried to summarize the situation for the newest member of the team
"Come on out Clappy!" Tina yelled before an explosion sounded down the hallway
"...this is the bounty hunting team that captured a notorious criminal?" Samara questioned
"No take backs blue lady! Gahahahahahaha!!!!" Claptrap yelled as he ran past her and PeeBee while holding Tina's grenade launcher
"Give me back my grenade launcher you rust bucket!" Tina yelled chasing after Claptrap with a shotgun
"... where's the captain?" Samara asked simply wondering where he was in all this madness
Before PeeBee could respond they all heard a crash at the end of the hall and when they all ran to go see what happened they saw Naruto and Claptrap on the floor. The blonde trying to pin the robot down
"Stay down Claptrap!" Naruto ordered as he finally pinned the robot in place "someone take the grenade launcher!" He ordered
"No my boomstick!" Claptrap cried as Tina grabbed the grenade launcher
"I have the sedative!" Jack yelled as she approached holding a taser
"Is the taser for use on the robot or the blonde woman?" Samara asked PeeBee confused
"Depends on if she's had sugar" PeeBee said as Jack tazed Claptrap knocking the bot out from the electrical current
"Oh thank god. I really didn't want to use chakra unless I needed to" Naruto said with a sigh of relief
"Why do you keep such an unstable robot here?" Samara asked curiously as Jack picked up Claptrap with her biotics
"As much of a pain in the ass he is-" Naruto started to say
"That's putting it lightly whiskers" Jack Deadpanned
"He has his uses. Plus we need a mascot for this team now that we have a name" Naruto shrugged
"I would have assumed the raccoon, the flower colossus or the flerken was a mascot for your group. Though I find such a role unneeded" Samara said as she helped Naruto to his feet
"No offense captain but we can do better for a mascot" PeeBee said as she looked at the damage to the hallway
"Look we can discuss it later but Claptrap is staying and- wait where'd Tina go?" Naruto questioned not seeing the blonde with the grenade launcher nearby
"Who ate my triple chocolate chip cookies?!" Tina yelled before another explosion sounded
"Code Tina!" Rocket yelled through the PA
"Lord help me if she wasn't so cute" Naruto growled as he walked down the hallway
"Do you require assistance, Captain?" Samara asked
"Please, no permanent damage to her please" Naruto said as he led the way to the mess hall
"Of course" Samara said before she, Naruto, and PeeBee went to stop Tina's rampage
"You'll never take me alive! In the name of sugar and the captain's huge bitchbreaker of a cock!" Tina yelled running away once she spotted them.
Before Samara used her biotics to throw a frying pan from the mess hall at Tina's head to knock her out with a clang.
"So cool" PeeBee muttered looking at Samara
"You have such an unstable team that it makes me wonder how you're so morally uncorrupted" Samara said looking at Naruto as he went to pick up Tina and place her in her quarters.
"Guess I'm just different from most. Or maybe its my upbringing as a shinobi. Who can say" Naruto shrugged
"Shinobi?" Samara asked, unfamiliar with the term.
"Oh yeah. I never did explain it huh. See I'm not a human. I'm from a race similar in nature to them but with one key difference. We have an energy source unique to our bodies called chakra that allow us to do supernatural feats I suppose you can call them. You felt it earlier when I met you Samara" Naruto explained
"That energy you produced. That's chakra?" Samara questioned
"Yeah" Naruto nodded as she set Tina down in her bedroom
"I do have an interest in what you're capable of with it. Perhaps you could offer a demonstration?" Samara asked curiously
"Ooh I wanna see too!" PeeBee said excitedly as while she knew of Naruto's chakra she hadn't really seen him use it all that much
Naruto nodded as he led the two asari women to a training room. "Alright captain, show us this chakra" PeeBee said excitedly
Naruto nodded as he made a hand sign to channel his chakra. The two asari let the warm power wash over them as Naruto put some power.
Samara shuddered at the warmth being let off. Like the asari on Thessia she felt a strong urge to strip herself and mate with the man before her. However, despite the temptation, centuries of devotion to the justicar code kept her from doing such a thing.
PeeBee on the other hand did not have such willpower as her justicar idol. So she immediately rushed and tackled Naruto off his feet and onto the floor by jumping on him.
"Fuck me captain!!" Peebee demanded like a junkie looking for a fix.
"What the hell?!" Naruto yelled as he was tackled to the floor
"I believe your chakra as you call it captain has an effect on the Asari people. I noticed the arousal of PeeBee and Samara spike upon your release of the energy in your body" Cortana said
"I am under complete control though I shall be leaving to go meditate in my quarters" Samara said firmly as she walked towards the door
"Wait, what about PeeBee?" Naruto asked as Samara left before she could answer
"Come on captain I wanna be your little asari slut" PeeBee purred as she licked at Naruto's whisker marks sensually
"PeeBee as much as I would love to indulge in this, I'm not sure this is a good idea?" Naruto said
"You don't like me captain?" PeeBee asked as she pouted and looked at Naruto with a sad face
"…..follow me to my room" Naruto said as he hoped this wasn't too fast
"Woo-hoo! I've been waiting for this since Moxxi told me how you tore up her and Aria!" PeeBee yelled excitedly as the two went to Naruto's quarters
(Naruto's quarters)
As soon as the door closed behind them, Naruto found himself shoved onto his own bed back first. He looked to see PeeBee immediately start stripping out of her jumpsuit.
"Pants off now!" PeeBee demanded with a lustful craze in her eyes
"Uh yeah just give me a sec- hey!" Naruto yelled as PeeBee used her biotics to tear his clothes off
"Let's get that first round out the way captain" Peebee said as she grabbed his cock and pumped it a bit. Smirking as it hardened in her hand before she sent a lick to the head of it. "Mmm delicious! So salty and sweet!" PeeBee grinned before she engulfed his cockhead into her mouth
As PeeBee started to worship his cock with her mouth he groaned as he looked up at the ceiling before seeing a camera. "The hell? Moxxi did you put a damn camera in my quarters?" Naruto asked into his earpiece
"No now get to work on that asari slut! Fuck her ass and reshape it like you did mine!" Moxxi exclaimed through the earpiece
Naruto took out his earpiece and put it on the nightstand before he groaned loudly as Peebee nibbled on his cockhead a bit. Teasingly. "Come on captain. Worry about that whore another time. You have a fat assed blue slut with you after all" PeeBee giggled
"Get back to worshiping me" Naruto groaned as he patted his asari lover on the head. PeeBee giggled a bit at this before she went back to sucking on his giant cock. Making Naruto moan at her actions as her warm mouth enveloped his dick in a deepthroat.
Naruto grunted as he felt he was close to cumming inside the asari woman's mouth. "Go ahead captain. Feed me your hot cum" PeeBee told him with a grin before she engulfed his cock again with her mouth
Naruto grunted as he climaxed hard in her mouth. Letting his hot cum flood inside PeeBee's mouth
PeeBee pulled away from his cock and shuddered as she swallowed his seed and smiled as she let herself bask in how good this felt to her to taste.
Naruto grunted as his cock was still rock hard and he wanted more release. "PeeBee come here" he said as he laid on the bed
"Of course my dear captain" PeeBee said with a giggle as she got on the bed and crawled up it slowly to tease Naruto a bit. Swaying her hips as she joined him in the bed "so what do you want me to do captain?" PeeBee asked with a saucy smirk as she raised her leg over Naruto's hips and hovered her dripping cunt over Naruto's rock hard cock.
Naruto smirked as he grabbed her by her hips and lowered her onto his dick. Spearing himself inside of her waiting cunt.
"Oh fuck!!" PeeBee squealed as she felt his dick stretch her out as her eyes rolled up into her head
Naruto groaned in pleasure as he held PeeBees hips as she bounced on his cock "you feel so good PeeBee" he gasped out as his hand reached up from her hips to her bouncing breasts. Grabbing a hold of one of her bouncing funbags.
"Ah you're so deep captain! No wonder you broke Tina so easily" PeeBee moaned out as she let Naruto have full access to her body
"Heh she broke easily once I used charka behind my thrusts" Naruto chuckled feeling his ego boost a bit
"Ooooh do that to me" PeeBee said with an excited smile before she moaned from Naruto groping her and his cock thrusting into her
"Very well. You asked for it!" Naruto grinned as he started to channel chakra to enhance his pounding of her twat.
PeeBees eyes widened at this before she arched her back and screamed loudly as her body was engulfed in pleasure
"PeeBee you ok?" Naruto asked as he didn't expect this reaction but he was silenced by his asari lover as she pounced on him and kissed him.
"Take me! Take me and embrace eternity!" PeeBee demanded as her eyes dilated
Naruto felt his mind blank for an instance as their minds and nervous systems suddenly melded. As the two lovers became one and continued mating for the rest of the night.
(Hidden Cerberus Laboratory)
As Cerberus soldiers moved cargo and devices into for scientists to operate. A beautiful, raven haired woman in a white partially unzipped bodysuit with E cup breasts, a curvy body, and a plump heart shaped ass went into a room before typing on a console. As soon as she was finished the computer displayed a hologram of a man sitting in a chair smoking a cigar
"Miranda I have a new assignment for you" the man said as he tapped his cigar in his ashtray. This was the illusive man
The woman now identified as Miranda nodded as she saw what looked like a holographic image of Naruto appear in front of her
"Subject 309. Also known as Naruto Uzumaki. A new bounty hunter in the galaxy. Former Cerberus experiment. Freed from our station above Pandora one" The illusive man said "bring him or some of his DNA back to us by any means necessary. His blood is the key to the survival and improvement of the human race" he ordered
"I'll get on it at once but why assign just me to hunting down a stray experiment?" Miranda questioned
"I need someone with a scientific mind to bring back his dna. On top of that soldiers would cause too many issues if we sent them by force. I need someone more covert. And considering his preference for the female persuasion according to rumors you are the best choice" He said
"Ah I see very well" Miranda said nodding in understanding as she knew among humans she was one of the most desirable
"Don't fail me Miranda. This is your most vital mission yet" the illusive man said before he disappeared from the Hologram projection. Leaving the woman to plan her operation.