In a quiet and unsuspecting September 17th in the zen and hush forest something happens. But before, the forest area in question, is surrounded with oak trees each with massive chew marks from beavers. (ok we're in the good gravy now) Now in the center of the amanita muscaria circle, something emerges from the center. It had gray fur, seemed to had a blue scarf, and sandals on. He had a blue left eye, and a purple right eye. and a mental headband he can make have any text he wanted.

The Organism was known as "DDThor13". As DDThor13 awoke, he wandered away from the amanita muscaria. He seemed to have at least some sort of logic built in. Knowing that the amanita muscaria would kill him if he were to eat it. DDThor13 then ventured on into Veggie City. Said city was VERY popular for the "Veggie Dance". The young one was not at all familiar with his surroundings at all despite his extreme plus at logic.

Now one of the rebel residents (a citizen in Veggie City who despised veggies), found DDThor13. (and guess what, they were ANOTHER Pokemon), Anyways her name was Rosemoon, and she was a Sylveon. "Now, I wouldn't want a young one like you to die, auhuhu..." Rosemoon said to DDThor13. DDThor13 was pretty sus of Rosemoon, probably because of her corny "auhuhu..." at the end.

The young one decided to toddle onward, but Rosemoon, using her ribbons, got a hold of DDThor13. And Rosemoon tried to tell DDThor13 that she mean to harm, and wanted to make sure he was safe, Now DDThor13 perfectly comprehended Rosemoon's words, it was the way Rosemoon worded it that set DDThor13 into a arc of suspicion.

So DDThor13 literally said "Fuck it" and just went with Rosemoon to her wooden shack near the woods where DDThor13 awoke just 7 hours ago. Rosemoon already set up a crib for DDThor13 to rest his lazy ass off. And a fuck ton of baby food and formula to last for months. Rosemoon didn't like to go to markets because she was a rebel, and was banned from most retail markets prior to DDThor13's awakening. So Rosemoon did the best she could, providing 75% of what The Young Infant needed.

However just 4 months later, Rosemoon's shack is taxed a hefty fine of $564,600.00, of which she couldn't afford. So she decides to teach DDThor13 of basic survival necessities, such as, killing wild animals for meat, and hand-crafting a net so DDThor13 can fish up a fishy supper. After 3-4 days DDThor13 is out and about on his own in Sigma Forest.

1 week, in this time DDThor13 (And need I remind you DDThor13 at the this point is 4 months, 3 days, and 7 hours old.) designed a much better shack in more material friendly ara, where the young 4mo can gather resources for a bonfire to cook his fish and chicken. DDThor13 saw a bear in the distance and tried to hunt it. (his logic was really getting to him) But he then found out it was a bear and ran into his shack he made out of galvanized square steel, and covered in eco friendly wood veneers.

But guess what? The shack went flying at 256 mph moving NE. It seemed like DDThor13 was cooked, but he ran so fast in fact, that speed itself just killed the fucking bear. DDThor13 said his 1st 8 words "Holy fucking shit that was so fucking amazing". Rosemoon then found out that the experiment didn't work at all minus the shack. So Rosemoon brought DDThor13 towards to a volunteer, named Enceladus.

Now Enceladus was a kind soul, and would never wish to hurt DDThor13, however, he didn't know that the 4mo said anything, so he tried to teach DDThor13 on how to say Apple, and Banana... with little to no success. So that's how DDThor13's life went for 2 years.

On DDThor13's 2nd Birthday, Enceladus gave DDThor13 a tv, with Canal 5, hoping it'll teach DDThor13 Spanish. now the TV however, was kind of rusted down, it wasn't all that well for viewing, nor for console gaming. Now DDThor13 didn't care, because he was only like two years old. so that's how life wants for the next three days. Yeah... After three days something went wrong with canal Cinco, during the missing people, section, and 18 year old woman name is Selene Delgado Lopez.

Now Selene however, wasn't always the best person and keeping herself safe from being kidnapped... yeah... She was always the one to get kidnapped and guess fucking what? She was 18 all the times she was kidnapped. So all the time she was kidnapped were less than a year apart!

Now this frightened DDThor13 a bit, seeing an out of country Mexican whom gets kidnapped at 18 so many times that she surpasses 7 world records, yeah, he would've probably been scared for his life.

However, there was something that the young one didn't know, it was that the 18 year old woman that got kidnapped seven times, wasn't even real at all. And now the young one felt really really stupid for himself. Despite all the logic that was built in from the start. And now the young one felt miserable and went over to their caretaker. (Enceladus) and... Because the young one was very stupid. Enceladus kicked the young ones goofy ass out of the shack again. Not because they were in poverty, it was just that DDThor13 was so fucking stupid, he couldn't tell the difference between yellow and orange.