Author's note: Later than I had hoped, but it is still the twenty-third where I live (barely, but still). I wrote this because it's Sasuke's birthday today and I'm a sucker for celebrating my favourite characters' birthday. Plus it was a good way to distract myself.

Warnings: Triple pov: Suigetsu's, Kurama's and Naruto's; Alternate universe; yakuza; slash; abduction? Opinions are divided about that; implied mature content; human Kurama; parents are alive

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. Kishimoto owns it.

I hope you'll like it!

One Order Coming up

From the anonymity of the car they watched how the blond man laughed before his hand darted forwards to steal a chip from the red haired man who was just a second too late to slap away the sneaky hand. The two men were seated in the McDonalds across the street, having taken a seat closest to the window. The handles of a couple of shopping bags were visible on the chair next to the blond when he leant back, grinning widely at the other man who just rolled his eyes.

"Only two guards this time; they're risking a lot," Karin muttered, tapping her red coloured mouth.

"Don't know about that," Suigetsu said and squinted. "That red haired guy belongs to the Sabaku clan – they are nowhere near the shitty level of the Sound clan."

"The clan is small but quite high up," Jugo agreed from his position behind the wheel.

"Yeah, so two guards make sense in that case," Suigetsu added. "No need to add more when that Sabaku guy is a fucking beast on his own."

"Had some experience with them?" Karin asked; her eyes glinting mischievously.

He wrinkled his nose and rubbed his upper left arm where the faint scar of that particular encounter was still visible. "Yep and they are far from pussies, fuck. Not a clan you want to challenge without enough backup – or if you still got the will to live."

He wasn't arrogant; he had no issues acknowledging when an opponent was stronger than him and fuck him, but those of the Sabaku clan were far from weak!

"Yet Blondie looks quite friendly with him," she commented idly.

"Blondie got weird taste in friends, I guess." He shrugged.

That was the moment their boss finally opened his mouth after having spent a rather unsettling long time staring at the blond man in question.

"Bring him to my place tomorrow," he ordered out of the blue before adding, smirking, "Wrap him up with a pretty bow."

The three guards shared a glance with each other. After the many weeks spent trailing the blond man they didn't even need to ask who their boss was referring to when giving that specific order.

"How late, Uchiha-sama?" Jugo asked like the polite fucker he pretended to be most of the time.

The smirk on Sasuke's face deepened as he settled back into his seat, flicking open the file that had been resting on his lap since they had left the office.

"As early as possible. Don't disappoint me."

"Not a problem, sir," Jugo said. "Are you ready to return to the office?"

Sasuke released a heavy sigh, taking a pen from the inner pocket of his jacket. "Yes, let's. I still have a meeting with nii-san."

"Very well, sir."

Leaving Sasuke to his meeting with his older brother, Suigetsu made use of the free time to make himself a coffee in lieu of something stronger. Karin followed him into the small kitchen, filling a glass with orange juice for herself.

"I don't get the boss," Suigetsu started, snatching a mug from the cupboard.

"That's a first," Karin said dryly, snickering when he flipped her the bird.

"It's not like today is the first time he saw Blondie," he went on and grabbed the coffeepot, filling his mug. "So why the sudden insistence that we abduct him tomorrow? And as early as possible too, the fuck? Does he think everybody is a morning freak like he is?"

"You're a real idiot, aren't you?" she snorted and rolled her eyes. "Don't you know what tomorrow is?"

"Clearly I don't, so fucking enlighten me," he snipped back.

She raised an eyebrow. "It's his birthday tomorrow, dumbass."

"Oh yeah." Now he remembered. He had never been great at remembering important dates, so what the fuck did it matter? It being the boss' birthday tomorrow did explain his sudden demand now, though, and he whistled, inhaling the familiar scent of coffee. "Poor bastard won't know what the hell will hit him."

Karin hummed in agreement.

Well, better Blondie than them, though.

"What the fuck do you mean, someone took Naruto?!" Kurama snapped, clenching his phone so tightly the casing creaked in protest.

"I – when we got to Naruto-sama's apartment, we s-saw two men pushing him into a car before speeding away, Kurama-sama," the guard – one specifically meant to protect the kid, fuck! – stuttered on the other end of the line. "We – we didn't get a good look at the license plate, I'm so sorry!"

"Oh, you'll be sorry, all right!" Kurama snarled and hung up on the useless piece of shit before storming out of his office and right into that of Shukaku. "Shukaku, bring up the surveillance footage from the camera across the brat's apartment!"

Shukaku blinked and looked up from his laptop, frowning. "Any specific reason?"

"You need a reason for an order given to you by your boss?" Kurama smiled poisonously sweet, but added, back to pissed off, "Some sons of bitches tired of living took Naruto and the guards turned out to be utterly fucking useless and didn't get a look at the license plate. I need the footage to know where they took him."

"They actually managed to get the drop on him?" Shukaku asked bewildered, but started typing quickly; all his focus back on the screen.

Kurama couldn't blame his surprised reaction. After having been trained personally by Kurama and Nagato for years, it was hard to imagine that someone had actually managed to take Naruto off guard. For all that the kid could act like an idiot at times, he was vicious in battle and rarely let his guard down. The fact that someone had managed to abduct him meant they weren't dealing with a bunch of idiots – and that made it even more imperative that they retrieved Naruto as soon as possible. Kurama had no idea why they had abducted Naruto but whatever reason they had, it couldn't be anything good.

"I've got the footage," Shukaku announced after a tense pause and his frown deepened as he leant closer towards the screen. "Got to rewind a bit, give me a sec …"

Kurama was in a flash behind his desk and bent towards the screen where grainy pixels showed a couple of cars passing through the streets. The timestamp read eight twenty-five and showed a black car slowing to a stop in front of the apartment building. Two men – one with a lanky posture and one bigger, broader – stepped out of the car but they both had their hoods up, making it difficult to distinguish something as simple as their hair colour. They walked into the building, disappearing from view.

"Told the kid he should move into one with more security," Kurama muttered darkly, watching the clock on the camera feed slowly move from twenty-five to twenty-six.

Some more cars passed by, a couple was seen walking their dog and when the clock hit twenty-nine, the door of the apartment building swung open and the two figures appeared again, dragging a blindfolded Naruto with them. The kid had been clearly bound with rope, restraining him completely and was that –

"Is that a fucking bow in the front?" Shukaku asked baffled, pausing the screen for a moment.

"Those bastards really do have a death wish, don't they?" Kurama said idly, but inside he was boiling with fury.

Who the fuck did those goddamn arseholes think they were, kidnapping Naruto and tying him up with a bloody bow in the front?!

They watched how Naruto was pushed into the car before the two figures got into the vehicle as well – right as Naruto's guards showed up, far too late by then.

"They knew where the camera is located," Shukaku muttered frustrated, rewinding the feed for a couple of seconds. "They might have parked the car in view, but they made sure to park it and leave again in such a way that the license plate isn't visible at all."

It was true. The car had been parked in plain sight of the camera, but the license plate wasn't visible at all from either side. When they left, they drove away in a way that managed to keep the license plate obstructed from the camera. Either their driving and parking style was a hell of a coincidence – or they had stacked out the place before and had discovered the camera. And instead of being intimidated by its presence, they had decided to challenge Kurama and show off how easily they had taken Naruto away.

Those goddamn fucking arseholes were going to burn in hell.

"I can try getting into the feed of the street cameras, but that's going to take a while," Shukaku sighed, rubbing his forehead. "And Naruto - "

"Probably doesn't have that time," Kurama finished grimly.

Best case scenario, whoever had kidnapped Naruto had done so because they wanted something from the Bijuu clan and they would keep Naruto alive at least until they had got what they wanted. Worst case scenario, Naruto might already be dead by now. Fuck.

"You think his parents still have that tracker activated?" Shukaku asked, rapping his fingers agitatedly against the desk. "That would depend on whether he had that keychain on him when they broke in but - "

"It's worth a try," Kurama decided immediately. "Start rummaging through those street cameras just in case. I'm going to ask them about the tracker."

Leaving Shukaku to the daunting task of checking each street camera in the neighbourhood, Kurama rushed away to the office Naruto's parents shared together. Minato at the very least had always been an early riser and he and his wife were so disgustingly in love still after all these years that chances were big Kushina was here already as well.

He wasn't exactly looking forwards to having to inform the couple that their precious only son had been kidnapped right in front of the guards who had been supposed to protect him, but there was no point in keeping this a secret from them either. First of all, because this was their son and second of all, those two always had a way of getting to know everything – and Kushina especially was hellish to deal with if she believed people were holding back important information.

Kurama might be the leader of the clan, but even he wasn't stupid enough to challenge those two. Some of his enemies had tauntingly spat at him that the only reason why he was the leader was because Minato wasn't in the mood to be one and while they had all paid for that comment dearly, there was a kernel of truth to their taunts. If Minato – or hell, Kushina – wanted to, he could easily take over the clan and nobody would bat an eye. That was how much respect he and his wife received from the clan. Kurama just counted himself extremely fortunate that the couple belonged to his clan and not to another one, because he definitely did not want to go up against those two.

And now he had to tell them their kid had been kidnapped. Fantastic.

Both Minato and Kushina were in the office – wasn't Kurama oh so lucky? – discussing something that had her giggling and had her husband smiling as they held hands. She had her butt braced against the desk with Minato seated on the chair and she twisted her head when Kurama stormed inside without so much as a simple knock.

"Good morning to you too," she said dryly.

Without preamble Kurama demanded, "Is the tracker you put on the brat still active?"

"We put it on a keychain, not on him," Minato corrected him and furrowed his eyebrows. "But yes, it's still active, why?"

"Check it now," Kurama ordered. Not beating around the bush, he added bluntly, "Someone abducted him and we need to know where they took him."

"Abducted him?" Kushina asked shocked and instantly whipped out her tablet on which presumably the app was installed. "How the hell did that happen? I thought you had put guards on him?"

"Clearly they are useless as hell," Kurama said darkly, crossing his arms. A demotion would be the least of their worries once he had time to focus on them. "They arrived right as he was being taken away and didn't even get a look at the license plate."

"The camera?" Minato asked; his lips pressed tightly together.

"They must know about that one, because we couldn't get a good look at the plate at all."

"Looks like he has the keychain on him," Kushina said relieved and tapped something on the screen. The look of panic quickly made way for relief. "Oh, I see."

"You know where he is?" Kurama demanded immediately.

He had thought the tracker in the keychain had been a stupid idea, but as always it looked like Kushina had known what she had been doing all along. He really should stop doubting her.

"Yeah, and it's fine. He didn't get abducted," she announced to his complete befuddlement.

"What the fuck do you mean, he didn't get abducted?" he repeated incredulously. "Our men saw him being taken away, bound in ropes!"

Minato took a look at the screen and for some reason relaxed as well. "Kushina's right, he's fine. Didn't he tell you he's been seeing somebody?"

"What the hell does seeing somebody have to do with being kidnapped?" Kurama snapped frustrated and balled his hands to fists. What the fuck was wrong with them? Their son had got kidnapped and they started talking about someone the kid was apparently seeing?

"He wasn't kidnapped," she said and had the balls to roll her eyes at him. "Guess this might be some game they are playing. Naruto's been seeing him for weeks now, you really had no idea?"

"Who the fuck is he dating and what the fucking fuck does that have to do with him being bound and taken away?" Kurama asked through gritted teeth.

"Stop focusing on the abduction part, he didn't get abducted," Minato chided him.

Kurama barely held himself back from telling him where he could shove his scolding.

"He's been dating the youngest son of the Uchiha family, Sasuke," Minato continued and he might as well have punched Kurama in the stomach when he oh so casually informed him that the kid was dating one of their biggest enemies. "You really had no idea? I could have sworn he mentioned it before."

If Kurama thought hard about it then he supposed he could remember Naruto mentioning that he had started to date somebody but he sure as hell – "He didn't mention he had started to date a goddamn Uchiha!" he spluttered in sheer outrage. "Why the fuck did you two let that happen? What is wrong with you?! Your son is dating the goddamn enemy and you're fine with that?!"

"He's happy," she clucked her tongue, placing the tablet on the desk. "And Sasuke-kun is a very polite man, very handsome too. Really, Naru made a nice choice."

"You can't call it a nice choice when he's dating the fucking enemy," Kurama brought out in a strangled voice. "Did you ever stop to think that that Uchiha vermin might be planning something?!"

"Hopefully planning their wedding," she sighed wistfully.

Kurama's eyes nearly bulged out of their sockets at the absolute sheer insanity he was forced to listen to. "Are you out of your goddamn mind?!"

"Just call Naruto and you'll see he's fine," Minato suggested and booted up his laptop as if the conversation was finished.

"If he's getting tortured, I won't hold back and I will tell you I told you so," Kurama said darkly and stalked out of the room because of fucking course he had forgotten his phone in his own office.

Just wait! No doubt that Uchiha scum was planning something and once Kurama had helped free Naruto, he would make sure to inform him that this was what happened when your dick started doing the thinking for you!

Naruto's groan was muffled by the pillow and blindly he reached out, pawing at the nightstand until the tip of his index finger touched his ringing phone. He managed to drag it closer to the edge of the nightstand and picked it up. Twisting onto his back, he lifted the phone into the air and squinted at it.

"It's the boss," he muttered, pursing his lips as he contemplated picking up.

"Well, that didn't take long," Sasuke smirked, letting his fingers dance across Naruto's stomach, uncaring of the way both their bodies felt clammy after their first round of fucking. "You going to pick up?"

"Probably for the best if I don't want to keep getting bothered by him," Naruto sighed aggrievedly and accepted the call. "What?"

A pause before Kurama snapped, "Don't give me that damn attitude when I'm calling to check up on you."

"Why are you even calling?" Naruto asked, spreading his legs when Sasuke rolled on top of him.

He tilted his head to the left, baring his neck for the dark haired man. He couldn't supress a shiver when Sasuke nuzzled the hollow underneath his ear.

"Because you got fucking abducted, that's why," Kurama said irritated.

"Okay, I'm sure you already talked to mum and dad," Naruto said, arching his back when fingers trailed down his sides, caressing his hips. "So I know you know very well that I didn't get abducted."

"Why the fuck didn't you tell me you had lost your mind and taste and started dating that Uchiha trash?" Kurama demanded hotly. "Tell me, where the fuck did I go wrong that you think dating such scum is a brilliant idea? Do you have a death wish, you stupid brat?"

Naruto clucked his tongue. "I have you know my taste is amazing – it's the whole reason why I'm dating Sasuke," he retorted, grinning when Sasuke snorted quietly. "And it's not a death wish. It was love at first sight!"

His lover lifted up his thigh, pushing it up so that Naruto's foot ended up braced against the mattrass.

"Your taste is trash," Kurama told him darkly, ignoring his last comment. "That son of a bitch is just waiting for an opportunity to get back at us and you decided to deliver yourself on a goddamn silver platter? Wait until he shows his true colours, bet you'll be regretting being so stupid then!"

"The only thing I'll regret is, oh fuck!" Naruto couldn't supress a throaty groan when Sasuke thrusted into him, sheathing himself back inside.

"Are you being tortured?" Kurama asked alarmed.

"Yeah, being tortured by the fact his dick isn't deep enough in me yet!" Naruto growled and kicked at Sasuke's arse, forcing him to slide deeper. "Got to go, don't wait for me, bye!"

He threw his phone away, uncaring that it fell onto the floor, and wrapped his arms around Sasuke's shoulders, dragging him down.

"Any chance he'll show up with the cavalry?" Sasuke smirked, drawing back slowly.

"Get a move on," Naruto demanded, moaning when Sasuke abruptly slammed back inside, striking that particular spot deep within him on the first try, making stars explode on the back of his eyelids. "Fuck! And maybe, I don't care, fuck me harder!"

"Always so demanding," Sasuke hissed and captured Naruto's mouth in a hard kiss, fucking him so hard Naruto couldn't do anything else but cling onto him, kissing him back messily.

"Happy birthday," he managed to gasp out, right as Sasuke struck that hidden spot again.

Sasuke smirked and tangled their fingers together. "Happy birthday indeed," he murmured, kissing him again.

If Kurama happened to show up at any point that day, Naruto couldn't say. He had more important things – or more precisely, a more important person – to do anyways. Angry bosses could wait until he and Sasuke had got their fill of each other. After all, the birthday man should get what he wanted.

And what he wanted was Naruto – in various positions. Now how could Naruto say no to that? Easy: he didn't.

The End

AN2: I hope it wasn't too bad!

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Melissa

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