Episode 1 introduction
Note 1 for tdi: I'll try to keep it as close as the original tdi (so no elimination or challenge changes but there will be some changes that you will see) as possible only with me in it.
Note 2 for all the what-ifs: no couples are changing this is just what would happen if i was in total drama.
(skips to the end of Izzy's intro)
Izzy: That felt… So… Good! Except for hitting my chin. This is a summer camp? That is so cool. Do you have paper maché here? Are we having lunch soon?
Owen: That is a good call!
Chris: Hold up Owen we have on more contestant meet Antonio!
Antonio:(Gets of the boat)...Hello Mclean how are you doing today.
Chris: thank you and it's going Good also stay right there because We need a group photo for the promos. Alright everyone at the end of the dock! I go to the end of the dock and sit down with my left leg dangling over the edge with one arm on my right leg. Okay! One, two, three. Oops. Okay, forgot the lens cap! Okay, hold that pose! One! Tw– oh. No, wait. Card's full. Hang on.
Leshawna: Come on man, my face is starting' to freeze!
Chris: Got it. Okay, everyone say "Wawanakwa!"
Campers: Wawanakwa! [screaming]
Chris: Okay guys. Dry off and meet at the campfire pit in ten!
Antonio: Desperately tries to get on a board. Maybe this wasn't such a good idea he thoughted.
Transitions into campfire pit.
Chris: This… is camp Wawanakwa, your home for the next eight weeks. The campers sitting around you will be your cabinmates, your competition, and maybe even your friends. Ya dig? He said as Duncan threatened Harold. The camper who manages to stay on Total Drama Island the longest without getting voted off will win $100,000!
Duncan: 'Excuse me. What will the sleeping arrangements be? Because I'd like to request a bunk under her (as he pointed at Lindsay).
Antonio Thoughts: I know he Getting a girl by the time he's gone. As i thought in my head.
Heather: They're not co-ed, are they?
Chris: No. Girls get one side of each cabin and dudes, get the other.
Lindsay: Excuse me, Kyle? Can I have a cabin with the lake view since I'm the prettiest?
Antonio thoughts: Welp guess i know who the dumb but pretty blonde girl is. I snickered.
Chris: Okay, you are. But that's not really how it works here, and it's Chris.
Katie: I have to live with Sadie or I'll die.
Sadie: And I'll break out in hives. It's true.
Antonio: I don't think that's possible?
Gwen: This cannot be happening.
Owen: Aww, c'mon guys! It'll be fun! It's like a big sleepover!
Tyler: At least you don't have to sleep next to him.
[Punk music played] as Duncan gave a deer a noogie.
Gwen and Tyler looked at each other concerned.
Chris: Here's the deal. We're gonna split you into two teams. If I call your name out, go stand over there. Gwen, Trent, Heather, Cody, Lindsay, Beth, Izzy, Owen, Leshawna, Justin, Noah, and Antonio. From this moment on, you are officially known as… The Screaming Gophers!
Owen: Yeah! I'm a Gopher! Whoo!
Antonio Thoughts": I think i can work with this team.
Chris: The rest of you over here, Geoff, Bridgette, DJ, Tyler, Katie, Sadie, Courtney, Ezekiel, Duncan, Eva, And… Harold! Move, move, move, move!
Chris: You guys will officially be known as… The Killer Bass!
Harold: It's awesome. It's like… Amazing.
Chris: All right, campers. You and your team will be on camera in all public areas during this competition. [confessional] You will also be able to share your innermost thoughts on tape with video diaries anytime you want. Let the audience at home know what you're really thinking. Or just get something off your chest.
Gwen: [confessional] Um… Okay. So far this sucks and if i am being honest i'm only here cause of a dare and money for my mom.
Lindsay: [confessional] I don't get it. Where's the camera guy? As her ass is shown instead of her face.
Loon: [confessional] Quacks in surprised as it puts on lipstick for some reason!
Owen: [confessional] Hey, everyone. Check this out. I have something very important to say. [farts and laughs While the flies drop dead due to the smell]
Chris: All right. Any questions? Cool. Let's find your cabins.
Chris: Gophers, you're in the east cabins. Bass, you're in the west.
Heather: Bunk beds? Isn't this a little… Summer camp?
Gwen: That's the idea, dumbass.
Heather: Ugh. Shut up, you sun hating freak.
Cody: You're so smart. I like that in a girl.
Gwen: Um, shouldn't you on the boys side?
Cody: Grins innocently as Gwen grabs him
Shows Cody being chucked outside while Leshawna was about to enter.
Trent: Dude are you okay as he saw Cody on the ground but Cody gives a thumbs up as a sign he is. Trent shrugged and continued on as Cody got up.
Lindsay: Where are the outlets? I have to plug in my straightening iron.
Chris: There are some in the communal bathrooms just across the cabins.
Lindsay: Communal bathrooms? But I'm not like Catholic.
Chris: Not communion. Communal.
Gwen: You do know that means we share a bathroom/shower together right.
Lindsay: [whining] Aww, d– no! C'mon seriously.
Owen, Trent, Noah, And Antonio heard this.
Owen: I'm glad we're in our own cabin with just guys! Know what I mean? [chuckles, while cricket chirp and all three look at him] I mean, no! I didn't mean it like that! I love chicks! [laughs] I just don't want to sleep near them! Ahh, Dah, I mean…
Antonio: It's ok if you roll like that Owen there's no shame in it.
Owen: I don't know what you're talking about.[He rushed back into the cabin]
Antonio: [confessional] that guy knew what i was talking he just don't want to admit.
Geoff: Excuse me, Chris?! Is there a chaperone of any kind in this facility?
Chris: You're all about 15-18 years old. As old as a regular counselor in training at a regular summer camp. So, other than myself, you'll be unsupervised. You got a half an hour to unpack and meet me back at the main lodge. Starting… Now!
Geoff: Nice.
Lindsay: [screams loudly]
Leshawna: Ooh man, that white girl can scream.
Lindsay: What is it? Kill it! Kill it!
DJ: [gasps and screams and lands on Gwen bed]
Gwen: Of course he lands on my bed.
[various screams]
Duncan come in with an axe and raised it over his head.
Cockroach: Help me was the roach last words. Before getting axed in halfed.
Antonio: thanks for killing it but how did you get an axe.
Duncan: Found it lying on a tree stub.
Antonio thought: how convenient and dangerous.
Harold: Awesome.
Tyler: If you ever see one of those again, just let me know, 'kay? 'Cause… [inhales] Y'know… I can do that too.
Antonio and Duncan looked at each other thinking the same thing.
Transitions into to cafeteria.
Chef: Listen up! I serve it three times a day And you will eat it three times a day! Grab your tray, get your food, and sit your asses down NOW.
Beth: Excuse me. Will we be getting all the major food groups?
The camera shows chefs anger rising.
Harold: Yeah. 'Cause I get hypoglycemic real bad If I don't get enough sugar.
Chef: You'll get a whole lot of shut the hell up!
Owen: [to Noah] Have a cow.
Chef: What was that?! Come closer, fat boy. I didn't hear you.
Owen: Uh, I didn't really say anything important.
Chef: I'm sure you didn't. You! scrawny kid give me your plate.
Chef put the slop on Noahs bun but it shoots back up onto the scooper before Chef tried again.
Noah: [confessional] I have so many question but no answers to what just happened also i think the roach Mr. Criminal killed talked.
Lindsay:Excuse me. My nutritionist says I shouldn't eat any white sugar, white flour, or like, dairy.
Tyler:I don't think that's gonna be a problem for you!
Lindsay: Aw thanks.
Gwen: Ok i know it's cliche and predictable to complain on the first day but i think the slop is still alive.
Chef grabs and mallet and smashes the slop killing it for good.
Gwen: Right. Okay then! [she said with fear in her voice]
The camera pans over with a someone's slop crawling on the floor with Antonio looking confused.
Antonio: how are y'all eating this?[As the gophers shrugged]
Chris: Welcome to the main lodge.
Geoff: Yo, my man. Can we order a pizza?
Antonio: That would be killer man!
A cleaver flies past Geoff and Antonio's head As chef looked pissed
Geoff: Whoa! It's cool, G! Brown slop is cool! Ha, ha. Right, guys?
Everyone nods their head in fear.
Chris: Your first challenge begins… In one hour!
Katie: What do you think they'll make us do?
DJ: It's our first challenge. How hard can it be?
Transitions onto a cliff and pans out.
DJ: Ah shit.