Author's Note: Don't worry, A Very Ghostly Wedding is being actively worked on. Olympic Exploits, that's between the Smeghead and the Flying Spaghetti Monster. But I couldn't pass up Bechloe Week! They'll be short, things are hectic, but when aren't they?

~~~Day 1 – Drunken Dare~~~

"Seriously Chloe, you've outdone yourself." Aubrey said to the redhead as they settled in at a table for the next part of Aubrey's bachelorette party. "Only you would think to hire a bikini clad limo driver."

"Aw come on, she's cute." Chloe defended her choice. "Just because you're getting married in a week doesn't mean you can't appreciate some nice eye candy. You know Stacie would approve."

"Stacie would talk her into taking the bikini off." Jessica added with a laugh. "And then talk her and Emily into making out."

"She's not going to is she, like at the end of the night?" Aubrey asked

"Do you want her to?" Chloe countered. "I'm sure she could be persuaded, she was definitely checking you out."

"I'd never cheat on Stacie!" Aubrey insisted. "And she'd never cheat on me."

"Hence the making out with Emily, not her." Ashley pointed out. "Stacie loves you like I love Jessica."

"So sweet." Chloe cooed as Ashley kissed Jessica. As the waitress approached their table, out of the corner of her eye, she saw the DJ moving towards moving towards the microphone. "But now for the real reason we're here, drinking, karaoke, and cupcakes!" she added as the waitress dropped off the prearranged cupcakes to the table.

"Boob shaped cupcakes, really Chlo?" Aubrey asked, raising an eyebrow as Chloe picked up one and licked the frosting off it.

"I mean, you're a lesbian, so it wasn't going to be dick shaped stuff." Chloe shrugged. Before she could say anymore, the DJ's voice came through the speakers

"Hey everybody, how we doing tonight?" The DJ asked. "I'm DJ 22 and I'll be your host for karaoke tonight. First I'd like to give a shout out to Aubrey Posen and her friends who are here for Aubrey's bachelorette party. I'm spinning at the reception so you know it's going to be a good time. For our first song, let's get the bride to be up here for Lesley Gore's 'Sunshine, Lolipops, and Rainbows'."

~~~Day 1 – Drunken Dare~~~

Several hours later after many songs, anatomically shaped cupcakes, and a steady stream of alcohol, the bachelorette party was certifiably drunk.

"Seriously Bree the DJ is soooooooo cute." Chloe slurred, unable to tear her eyes from where the DJ was sitting while some guy was doing a passable interpretation of Metallica's Enter Sandman.

"She's way too short and alternative looking." Aubrey replied, mentally comparing her to Stacie. "But I guess you like that kind of thing."

"I do." Chlow drawled. "She's so out of my league."

"Nobody is out of your league." Aubrey shook her head. "Not even Caitlin Clark"

"Caitlin Clark is straight, Bree." Chloe poked her friend in the arm

"I know." Aubrey pouted. "But Beca's not, Beca's gay like me. You like her so much, you should ask her out, you don't have a wedding date."

"Somebody as hot as Beca doesn't have a girlfriend?" Chloe asked, glancing back towards the DJ.

"Stacie says she's a self described 'disaster lesbian'." Aubrey explained, finishing her latest drink. "Seriously, go ask her out, I dare you."

"Ok, I will." Chloe said, squeezing Aubrey's hand before heading towards Beca, who was welcoming the next singer to the stage

"Hey, going to sing something else for us with that beautiful voice of yours?" Beca asked as the singer started her song

"Aubrey says you're gay and you're single." Chloe drunkenly rushed out.

"Right on both accounts." Beca nodded in agreement.

"How would you like not to be?" Chloe asked

"I wouldn't like not being gay, but I'd definitely like not being single." Beca answered with a smile. "You're drunk."

"A little…ok a lot." Chloe agreed. "Don't worry, we've got a driver in a bikini."

"That's good." Beca nodded.

"Come to the wedding with me." Chloe asked abruptly.

"I'm already going to be at the wedding, at least at the reception, which is where all the fun happens." Beca points out. "And I'm going to be kinda busy."

"How about the day after?" Chloe tried. "I'm house sitting for Aubrey and Stacie while they're on their honeymoon, and they've got a pool."

"Will the bikini driver be there?" Beca teased.

"Just us." Chloe whispered "We won't even need bikinis."