"Excuse me? Hello?" Said a voice. 'Huh? What the hell?' Jacqueline thought feeling herself sitting up rubbing her head. "Oh thanks crumbs. Do you want something to drink?" Said the voice. Jacqueline blinked her eyes a few times to find herself in an office lounge and saw a demon wearing a top suite with white hair looking concerned. "Where am i? And who are you?" Said Jacqueline looking at him. "You're in our office building Immediate Murder Professionals. Im Moxxie and my wife Millie. You literally dropped into our boss' office which lucky for us isnt here yet." Said The demon as woman with came in with some water. "Feeling alright? You hit your head pretty hard." Said Millie handing her the cup. "Just a migraine starting. So am i in Hell?" Said Jacqueline. "Thats right. What made you come down here?" Said Millie. "Caught my boyfriend in bed with my roommate. I fought and stabbed her until she killed me." Said Jacqueline sipping from her cup. "Im so sorry you went through that. If you want we can come to the surface and kill him and that roommate of yours." Said Millie. "Millie, we need to ask Blitz first before we can do that." Said Moxxie as the door was kicked open. A wolf walked in looking at her phone and sat behind the desk. "Loona. Good to see you." Said Moxxie. "Loona? What are you doing here?" Said Jacqueline making the wolf perk her ears. Loona looked from her phone and gasped rushing to her at the couch knocking Moxxie down. "Im a wolf demon but what the fuck happened? I thought you and Brad were on a date or something?" Said Loona. "You know her and her cheating boyfriend?" Said Millie. "What? He fucking cheated on you?! With who?" Said Loona. "Chelsea my former roommate. She killed me after i fought her." Said Jacqueline. "What the fuck? Wait until i get my claws on them." Said Loona as someone came whistling a tune. "Oh a new client. Im Blitzo. The o is silent. What can i do for you?" Said the demon.
"Blitz this is my friend Jacqueline. I met her on earth before she just died. Her slut of a friend killed her and here she is." Said Loona. "Oh my baby made a friend. Well i guess i can give her a discount for the first kill." Said Blitzo. "When did we ever do that?" Said Moxxie looking at him. "Excuse me but do you know if Loona has any friends or busy fucking Millie with your baby d-" "Sir!" Said Moxxie. "Look im kinda person who kills and kick ass but never send anyone else to do it. If they come here then i will deal with them. Now that we all know each other do any of you have a place i can live in?" Said Jacqueline. "Oh you can live with us. We have a spare room. Right Moxxie?" Said Millie smiling. "I guess she can since she's new and practically destroyed Blitzo's office." Said Moxxie. "The bitch did what?" Sais Blitzo running to his office. "Since you are my daughter's friend. I'll let this slip but you're salary is paying for everything. Now lets go get the meeting started with our new employee Jacqueline." Said Blitzo walking down to a different room. "Ok. What is it your guys do here?" Said Jacqueline following Luna and the others to the room. "We have demons come and request for any kills they want on earth. Blitzo got this book from a royal to make the portal exchange for a good long fuck." Said Loona as they took their seat.
Blitzo paced back and forth in front of a large white board with random ideas and drawings. "Now i know business has very slow. Which im not pointing any fingers. Moxxie. But Jacqueline in the team will help speed up our ratings. Any questions or ideas?" Sais Blitzo. "Yeah. Whats my job?" Said Jacqueline. "You could be a assassin like me, Millie, and Moxxie, Book holder and answering the calls with my Loona, or clean up the office. I dont really fucking care." Said Blitzo. "I barely know how to kill with any weapon besides a knife." Said Jacqueline. "Then your more how can i say this without offending anyone . . . more Retarded than Moxxie." Said Blitzo. "I can train her until she gets the hang of it." Said Loona. Jacqueline touched her shoulder making her glance at her with a small smile on her face. "When can we start? If im hell i might as well learn to live here." Said Jacqueline whole everyone else was talking. "Blitz our clients are waiting." Said Loona tossing him the huge book from behind her. "Time to tear some ass." Said Blitzo summoning the portal as Moxxie and Millie jump in. Loona gestured her to follow to the weapon room where every wall was covered with every single imaginable. "Take what you like and we do the shit somewhere in the building." Said Loona. Jacqueline looked around looking the scythes, machetes, knives, and guns. Her red pink demon eyes landed on a pair of celtic daggers about to reach for them but decide to grab two pistols. "Not much of gun person huh?" Said Loona smirking with a head tilt and paw to the hip. "My grandpa had gun collection back in his mob days but only handled a toy BB gun and a bit of Nerf." Said Jacqueline. "First time for everything. I'll go hang up some dummies and pictures on the wall in the office." Said Loona walking out of the room.
Jacqueline followed while taking in on which room are for what purpose then heard rock music where the lounge was at. "Just aim and shoot then we can go from there." Said Loona before plopping on the couch. "You're not scared of getting hit " said Jacqueline dropping the case of bullets to the floor. "Not with the way you're loading a gun. And i thought Moxxie was the wuss." Said Loona. "Shut up. Im new at this remember." Said Jacqueline putting the bullets in the revolver before putting the rest of the bullets in the case. "Dont be a bitch just shoot already." Said Loona as Jacqueline gave her the finger.