Hey guys it's me again! with something really random, (crack!fic) spur of the moment kind of thing and since I haven't really seen fanfics of these two animes (wish there were more) I decided to make this oneshot!It's a yaoi type of thing
Pairing: Saiki K. x Male Kagome H. (imma use Taisho might explain later)
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN SAIKI IS GAY!"
Everyone turned shocked eyes towards Teruhashi. The blue-haired princess seemed to be having a midlife crisis. Nendo, with his ever-present blank smile, sweated.
"Well, I'm telling you guys that's what I saw." He exclaimed, completely ignoring Teruhashi's and the entire class's shock.
"What do you mean that's what you saw!?" Kaido yelled, appearing out of nowhere. "THIS BLASPHEMY HAS TO BE PRODUCT OF DARK REUNION!"
"Yeah man, saw my buddy enter the bathroom with Toritsuka's cousin, what's his name again? Oh yeah, Taisho-"
"THAT'S PRETTY NORMAL RIGHT!? THAT'S JUST TWO PERFECTLY NORMAL GUYS NEEDING TO USE THE RESTROOM!" Teruhashi broke in hysterics.
"I mean yeah, but I went in and saw them in the same stall."
"WHAT!?" the classroom went aghast.
"Damn, Kusuo, that hurt my ass!" The door slammed open, revealing the culprits, Saiki Kusuo and Taisho Kagome, who was rubbing his underside. "What the fuck?" murmured the blue-eyed male.
'What the fuck indeed…' Replied Saiki telepathically, the whole classroom was silent.
'COULD SAIKI REALLY BE GAY?! WHEN HE COULD HAVE HAD ALL THIS?! I MEAN TAISHO IS REALLY GOOD LOOKING WITH HIS NEON BLUE EYES, PALE SKIN, BLACK HAIR AND GOOD FIGURE, BUT IS THAT REALLY ENOUGH TO BE TURNED GAY!?' wailed Teruhashi internally.
"I don't think that's how it works," Saiki said, a sweat drop forming on his forehead.
"Seriously, guys, what happe- "
"Taisho! Is it true?! Were you really in the stalls with Saiki?!" Kuboyasu interrupted the Taisho heir, grabbing his hands. Sweat-dropping Kagome gave an awkward laugh.
"The bathroom stall? I mean yeah, I went to the bathroom, opened a stall, and found Kusuo making a stupid-looking face. I fell from shock on my ass." He explained, ignoring the pinkette's offended stare.
'That was uncalled for'
"SEE NENDO! YOU ARE ONLY CREATING RIDICULOUS RUMORS!!" yelled Kaido accusingly.
"I got to say Nendo-kun, but that was pretty mean." PK's princess said disapprovingly. 'Of course, this is only a rumor. How could Kusuo be gay when he has the most perfect girl alive after him.'
"Yeah, dude, don't do that," Kobuyasu said, along with the classroom agreeing.
"What rumor, guys!?" yelled Kagome.
'You don't want to know,' exasperated the psychic. The classroom went silent once again.
"Oi, what is this? You guys gonna say it or what?"
"What a drag, what this plebe has been spreading is that you two were having a homosexual tryst in the bathroom stalls." Finishing his interrupted explanation, Saiko gave a bored sigh.
"OMG! HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Kusuo rolled his eyes while Kagome curled over his stomach, laughing uncontrollably.
"You aren't mad, are you, buddy?" Nendo sounded surprisingly apologetic as he scratched the back of his head and shook his head. Saiki went to retrieve the laughing heir. 'Tell them!' Understanding, Kagome nodded, composing himself.
"Nahh, Nendo while we weren't having a tryst in the bathroom stalls Kusuo and I are dating." He snickered grabbing the psychic hand as proof, giving him a quick peck on the cheek.
"WHAT!?"
"WHAT THE HELL!"
"YEAH, BUDDY STAY TRUE TO YOUSELF"
"WHAT A PASSIONATE COUPLE!"
"OMGG! KOKOMI ARE YOU OKAY!?"
"SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE, TERUHASHI FAINTED!!- Oh, and Kuboyasu too."