Note: Again, we're in a little more goofy/fluffy side story territory at the moment, but I just loved the idea of "evil giant Kat & Tanya go to the beach" for some reason. We'll get back to the main story soon enough, don't worry!

In a flash of light, the two mega giants Katherine and Tanya teleported onto a street that was just off of a sandy California beach. Of course, the sudden appearance of the two 500-foot-tall muscular titans caused immediate widespread panic among the civilian population far below them.

"HEY, IT ACTUALLY WORKED!" Tanya exclaimed happily. "WE'RE HERE!"

"AND WE SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF EVERYONE AGAIN." Katherine noted as she looked down at the running little ant people, extremely amused.

"WELL C'MON, CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE? YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO ENJOY A NICE DAY AT THE BEACH AND THEN TWO GIGANTIC, BEAUTIFUL MEGA GIANTS JUST APPEAR OUT OF NOWHERE?"

"DON'T FORGET JACKED."

"YES, THAT TOO." Tanya said with a grin. "BUT I GET IT! I'D RUN SCREAMING TOO I THINK."

"I'D TRY TO TAKE A FEW POLAROIDS OF US FIRST THOUGH BECAUSE WE'RE BOTH SUCH HOTTIES."

"OH YEAH." said Tanya as she licked her lips. "HEY, BY THE WAY, AREN'T WE BOTH A LITTLE OVERDRESSED FOR THE BEACH?"

Kat looked down at their standard everyday clothing and had to agree. Plus, the sleeves were still a little tattered from when they had hulked out a bit after Zedd turned them into monsters back in downtown.

"YEAH, BUT WHAT CAN WE DO ABOUT IT? EVEN IF WE MANAGE TO FIND A CLOTHING STORE AROUND HERE I DOUBT THEY HAVE ANY SWIMSUITS IN OUR SIZE YOU KNOW!"

"HELLO, EVIL MONSTER MAGIC?" Tanya replied with a grin.

"OH RIGHT. FORGOT ABOUT THAT." said Kat sheepishly. She closed her eyes and thought swimsuit, and in a flash her clothes had transformed into a pink two-piece suit with little black skulls on each cup of the bikini.

"WOW, NICE!" Tanya said. "THE LITTLE SKULLS ARE SO CUTE!"

Kat had to agree, and also thought it was extremely funny that her evil monster powers felt the need to give her swimsuit a little mark to remind everyone she was a bad guy. After all, it's not like she had been picturing "pink swimsuit with little black skulls"- she hadn't been nearly that specific. Somehow her powers had just reached for her Ranger color as well as this strange symbol of her evil status, but it all worked out in the end- it was indeed quite adorable.

"OKAY, MY TURN." Tanya said as she did the same as Kat, thinking swimsuit and closing her eyes. In a flash, her clothes were replaced with a yellow one-piece swimsuit, with a BIG black skull covering her stomach.

"I LIKE YOURS WITH THE BIG SKULL TOO!" Kat said. "BIG LIKE US!"

"WE'RE BOTH SO HOT!" Tanya said confidently, doing a little spin that caused the ground to violently shake. Kat of course quickly did the same. "ANYWAY, WANNA GO WASH OUR FEET OFF IN THE OCEAN NOW?"

"YEAH!"

Katherine turned back toward the actual beach, where she was surprised to see there were still dozens and dozens of people gathered. Why haven't they run away? she wondered to herself. As she looked around though she quickly realized it was because she and Tanya's gigantic feet were essentially blocking nearly every exit from the beach back onto the street- the people here would have had to climb right up onto their toes or otherwise try to squeeze through some very tight gaps to use the actual exits, or else try to climb over some very large (to them, not to the giants of course!) rocks, which were both blocking most of the path back to the street and also bordered off this part of the beach on one side, with a huge boardwalk blocking the other side. Functionally, the two girls' enormous feet had combined with the natural borders to unintentionally create a little open-air prison, with few possible escape routes for the dozens of panicking people who now found themselves trapped.

A few brave souls among them attempted to either climb either the rocks that lead back to the street or to the more wide-open beach on the other side, or try to squeeze through the very small gaps directly around their feet that blocked the exit clearings (no one was brave enough to try and take the direct route of climbing onto their toes and then back down), but most had simply remained on the beach, extremely frightened.

"LOOK AT ALL THESE PEOPLE STILL!" said Tanya, the more spaced-out giant finally noticing them as well. "I WONDER WHY THEY DIDN'T RUN?"

"CAUSE YOU AND I ARE BLOCKING ALL THE EXITS, BIGFOOT."

"HEY! JUST BECAUSE I'M LIKE FIVE HUNDRED FEET TALL DOESN'T MEAN YOU GOTTA MAKE FUN OF MY FEET!" Tanya complained with a mock pout.

"LOOK AT THOSE THINGS!" continued Kat with a smirk, pointing at where her friend's massive right foot was blocking the entire path off the beach. "HOW ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO GET AROUND YOU, BIGFOOT?"

"OH YEAH? I DON'T SEE YOU MOVING THAT THING EITHER." Tanya fired back, pointing at where Kat's own huge left foot was blocking another clearing. Kat just wiggled her toes with a goofy grin, which shook the ground again and of course greatly freaked out all the ant-sized people on the beach. "I THINK YOURS ARE A LITTLE BIGGER THAN MINE ANYWAY!" she defiantly added.

"WE'LL GET ONE OF THEM TO MEASURE THEM AND TELL US." Kat said with a smile.

"I DON'T THINK ANYONE ON EARTH HAS ENOUGH TAPE. ANYWAY, YOU WANNA GET GOING AND CRUSH THEM NOW?"

Hearing this massive young black woman say this so casually only caused the trapped people on the beach to start screaming and panicking even more, as they started to literally run around in circles. It's just like breaking an ant farm, we even have the sand. Kat thought to herself as she watched them in amazement. Just as she was about to agree with Tanya and step forward onto the beach, Kat suddenly had an idea for something the two girls could do with the tiny bug people besides immediately crushing them out of existence.

"WHY DON'T WE SPARE THEM FOR A CHANGE." Kat said with a grin, as some of the tiny ant-sized people almost fainted in disbelief. They had just gone from hearing they were about to be imminently crushed to hearing instead that the two titanic teenagers might actually spare their lives, in only a few seconds. It was a lot to take in!

"UH, KAT? AREN'T WE, LIKE, EVIL MONSTERS AND ALL NOW? WHY WOULD WE DO THAT?!"

"CAUSE I HAVE AN IDEA." she replied, still grinning. "HEY YOU LITTLE IDIOTS DOWN THERE, I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR US! WE'LL SPARE YOU IF YOU FOLLOW OUR INSTRUCTIONS TO THE LETTER! YOU CAN START BY NOT RUNNING AROUND IN CIRCLES LIKE ABSOLUTE MORONS ANYMORE!"

Pretty much everyone stopped immediately, except for one guy who just kept running around, apparently too panicked to stop himself. Tanya rolled her eyes and stuck one massive finger downward which she then pressed right onto the little bug (only narrowly missing another person too), crushing him into nothing instantly as the others nearby screamed. An amused Kat just looked at her as she rubbed her bloody hand on the top of her foot (figuring she was about to wash it off anyway).

"WHAT?" Tanya asked with a grin as she stood back up. "WE HATE PEOPLE WHO CAN'T FOLLOW ORDERS, RIGHT?"

"OH YEAH, ABSOLUTELY." Kat agreed. "ANYWAY, AS I WAS SAYING LITTLE PEOPLE! IF YOU WANT TO LIVE, GO LINE UP ALONG THE ROCKS CLOSEST TO THE STREET RIGHT NOW! AND YOU HAD BETTER BE REAL TIGHT TO THOSE ROCKS TOO, OTHERWISE WE'LL PROBABLY STEP ON YOU WITHOUT EVEN MEANING TO!"

Instantly everyone took off as fast as they could across the beach to do exactly as the blonde titaness commanded.

"GOOD." Katherine said with a huge smirk. Watching dozens and dozens of tiny people instantly do exactly as you commanded them to do was a major power trip, and she was really enjoying it. Honestly this is almost as much fun as crushing them. she thought to herself in amazement. "NOW YOUR NEXT INSTRUCTION IS JUST TO STAY THERE AND WAIT. WE'RE GONNA STEP RIGHT OVER YOU, WASH OUR FEET IN THE OCEAN, AND THEN WE'LL GIVE YOU YOUR NEXT ORDER. UNDERSTOOD?"

"AND DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT TRYING TO RUN!" added Tanya with an evil smile.

"YEAH, YOU KNOW HOW MUCH GROUND WE CAN COVER AT THIS SIZE?" Kat smirked.

"A LOT." Tanya clarified. "IF YOU TRY TO RUN WE'LL CATCH YOU, DON'T HAVE ANY DOUBT ABOUT THAT!"

Satisfied the little ants would follow their instructions, Kat grabbed her equally gigantic best friend's hand.

"C'MON." she said with almost girlish excitement.

"YOU DIDN'T TELL ME WHAT YOUR BIG PLAN WAS FOR THE BUG PATROL." Tanya pointed out as the two mega giants stepped onto the beach. The people below gasped and screamed as two of their feet passed right over the rocks and then them as well- a few stragglers who weren't quite pressed up to the rocks closely enough were wiped out underneath the very edges of their heels, which both girls of course noticed and enjoyed.

"IT'S A SURPRISE." Kat said as she bit her lip in pleasure from crushing a few more people.

Given that their feet at this point were about 80-feet-long, the two titanic teens were already practically in the ocean as soon as they had stepped onto the beach, but they each took another step forward to try and submerge them more (difficult to do when they were so big!).

"THIS IS TOUGHER THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE." Kat noted.

"YEAH, I'M MOSTLY JUST GETTING MY FOOT ALL SANDY NOW." Tanya agreed.

"HEY MAYBE IF WE ANGLE THEM A LITTLE AND GO A LITTLE DEEPER?" Kat suggested.

Each girl kind of tried to balance on one foot, with the pressure they were putting into the ground with their massive forms causing it to shake and knocking the tiny people down into the sand. They then stuck their other foot out as far as it could go and tried to angle it downward into the water. Even that could only do so much, but it at least seemed to rinse it off better, so they repeated the process with their other foot, then kept doing it again to each foot until they had gotten most of the debris off.

"THAT'S AS GOOD AS IT'S GONNA GET I THINK." Tanya noted.

"YOU'RE JUST IMPATIENT TO FIND OUT THE SURPRISE YOU LITTLE BRAT!" Kat said as she gave Tanya a peck on the cheek.

Tanya's face lit up from the kiss but she still felt the need to respond. "I'M NOT SO SURE THE WORD 'LITTLE' BELONGS NEAR ME IN A SENTENCE ANYMORE." she pointed out with a grin. "BUT YES, I WANNA KNOW! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WITH THEM?!"

The tiny people, none of whom had moved an inch from the rocks of course, were extremely nervous to hear their fair-skinned tormentor's answer. Kat grinned before giving her response.

"THEY'RE GIVING US THE BIGGEST FOOT RUB OF OUR LIVES!" she announced proudly.

Back at the Power Chamber, Trey held his Gold Power Staff pointed up in the air as it glowed with energy. Billy and Alpha meanwhile were adjusting some knobs and buttons on one of the massive computers, while the other three Rangers were huddled around a screen, nervously watching what was going on over at the beach.

"Still nothing?" Adam called back at the group that was working on getting them out.

"Negative." Billy confirmed.

"This is some force field your friends have put around us, Rangers of Earth." Trey noted.

"Well, at least they're still not really doing anything of note." Rocky said as he continued to watch the monitor. "They seem to be sitting down on the beach now. I thought for sure they were going to come and finish us off right away while we were completely helpless."

"Maybe it's a sign that there's still some semblance of their old selves in there?" Adam wondered.

"Right." said Rocky, rolling his eyes. "It's right there underneath the giant murderous lesbians, you can't miss it."

"Zedd's evil magic turned them into monsters, but for some reason he and Rita still don't seem to actually have any control over them. Perhaps it's because they were already so gigantic and strong when he transformed them." Billy theorized. "Or maybe there's something else we're missing here."

"Even if they are not under Zedd and Rita's direct control, getting dosed with Lord Zedd's dark energy and turned into monsters has greatly increased their level of evil beyond even the Dark Suggestion." Zordon noted. "Both girls will likely continue to give in to their primal urges."

"They're gonna do whatever they want, in other words." Adam nodded. "And I guess right now they want to lounge on the beach."

"Everybody needs a break." Rocky shrugged. "I guess in a weird way they gave us one too when they trapped us in here."

"They could still attack the city at any time." Tommy pointed out. "Hopefully our backup plan is ready at least if we can't get out of here in time to stop them."

"We're trying as hard as we can." said Billy, noting the little bit of bite in Tommy's words. "We'll be out of here as soon as possible."

As much as Tommy wanted to help, part of him was also in no rush to go face the gigantic girls again. The next time Katherine sees me, she's going to finally crush me for sure. he thought to himself. It wasn't just her massive size that scared him, he realized- it was the sheer venom in her words when she had briefly been held captive here in the Power Chamber. He had only been truly scared a handful of times in his Ranger career, but having someone with those kinds of feelings toward him turned into a 500-foot-tall evil monster was incredibly frightening.

"Once we're finally out of here we can finally put the REAL plan in motion." Adam noted.

The others nodded, with the notable exception of Tommy, who just stared at the Power Chamber's metallic floor yet again. I don't know about this plan. What did they say the definition of insanity was again? he thought to himself as he shook his head.

Kat and Tanya slowly and carefully sat their gigantic bodies down onto the beach. They were actually well into the ocean still, which was the only way they could do this without immediately crushing their little friends along the rocks. But at their massive 500-foot sizes the water was little more than a pleasant misting of their muscular thighs, like sitting in a bathtub right after turning on the water.

For the dozens of people watching down below it was all quite the show, one that they may have been able to actually enjoy if they hadn't been so terrified- two young, somewhat brawny beauties in their beachwear, sprawled out before them. The fact that they were so large just made it all even more impressive, but also of course absurdly frightening.

"WELL!" Kat said as she gestured down at her gigantic feet. "I'M SURE YOU ALL HEARD ME BEFORE, I MEAN I AM PRETTY LOUD! YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR NEXT INSTRUCTION IS, SO GET GOING!"

The little people started cautiously emerging from their place against the rocks as they approached the two towering pairs of feet, one white and one black, that were currently resting in the sand. Both girls had done a pretty decent job of rinsing their feet off, removing nearly all the crushed pieces of building, street, and…people.

But sand on the other hand was a different story, and clumps of wet sand were constantly falling off both their enormous feet. The bigger clumps fell to the earth like bombs, sending the little people ducking for cover. One unfortunate man was nailed right in the face with one of the sand clumps with such force that it knocked him unconscious, which provoked laughter from both of the evil titans.

"YOU GOTTA LOOK OUT DOWN THERE." Tanya said between laughs as she tried to scrape some of the sand off her wet foot with one of her massive hands. She tried to send it away from the crowd of people, but some of it still blew into their faces like a little mini-sandstorm, which she found even more amusing.

"YEAH, WE SAID WE WOULDN'T CRUSH YOU BUT WE'RE NOT YOUR MOMS." Katherine added. "WE'RE STILL BAD GUYS. TAKE NOTE OF THE SKULLS." she said, pointing at the little black skulls on the cups of her pink bikini proudly. "ANYWAY, GET TO RUBBING."

"UH, KAT?" said Tanya.

"YEAH?"

"HOW THE HELL ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO RUB OUR FEET ANYWAY?" Tanya wondered. "THESE STUPID LITTLE ANTS COULDN'T REACH OUR ARCHES WITH A LADDER."

Kat quickly realized that she was right of course. The dozens of people had split off and each tried to go to a different foot, but as they each walked up to one of the four feet that towered over them like small buildings (around 80 feet in the air when propped up heel to toe!), they had no idea what they were even supposed to do. Some had tried to start rubbing the very bottom of the heels, but the felt like absolutely nothing to the two mega giants. If anything it's actually kind of annoying. Kat thought to herself. But then she had an idea.

"WE JUST NEED TO GIVE THESE PATHETIC LITTLE ANTS BETTER ACCESS." she said with a smile. She then turned and looked straight down at the tiny people on the beach. "ALL OF YOU BACK UP FOR A SEC SO YOU DON'T GET CRUSHED." she instructed them.

She then took each of her massive feet and turned them from being straight up to down on their sides. Of course, the resulting impact from this simple action on Kat's part caused the ground to shake again, not to mention sent sand spraying absolutely everywhere as the tiny beachgoers frantically tried to cover their eyes. Tanya quickly caught on and did the same thing with her own gigantic feet, with all of the same impacts down below.

"IT JUST NEVER GETS OLD BEING THIS BIG." Tanya said with a grin as she watched everyone flail in response to such a simple action on her part.

"OKAY, NOW MAYBE THEY CAN ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING." said Kat hopefully. "SOME OF YOU CLIMB UP ON OUR TOES, MAKE YOURSELVES USEFUL!"

The little people were of course desperate not to have the two young mega giants change their minds and crush them, so the vast majority put as much effort into it as they possibly could. Some indeed climbed up their toes, rubbing the massive digits to the best of their abilities. The rest tried to reach as much of their feet as possible, though even with the girls moving their feet to their sides it was still very difficult for them to reach much of anything due simply of course to their gigantic size. It was utterly exhausting work, not to mention completely humiliating. Well, except for the one guy down there who had a foot fetish- for him he may as well have died and gone to Heaven. He chose to work between two of Tanya's titanic toes and stopped at one point to plant a kiss right on her middle toe, earning him a VERY strange look from the man working next to him. To Tanya it just sort of tickled very, very slightly differently than all their little attempts at rubbing did, so she didn't even notice the gutsy (or some would say suicidal) little pervert's kiss at all.

"THIS ACTUALLY ISN'T GREAT HUH?" Kat finally admitted after about ten minutes of receiving a very underwhelming massage.

"I DIDN'T WANT TO SAY ANYTHING BECAUSE YOU SEEMED SO PROUD OF YOUR IDEA, BUT NO, NOT REALLY." Tanya agreed.

"IT PROBABLY WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER AT OUR ORIGINAL GIANT SIZES." Kat theorized. "WE'RE JUST TOO BIG NOW. ESPECIALLY YOU, BIGFOOT." she said as she playfully tapped her friend's shoulder.

"STOP CALLING ME THAT!" said Tanya with a playful whine. "LOOK WHO'S TALKING!"

Katherine looked at her own gigantic white feet, with all these tiny ant-like people crawling all over them trying desperately so they hopefully wouldn't be crushed, and had no choice but to concede.

"OKAY, I'M BIGFOOT TOO." Kat finally admitted. "TWO BIG SEXY LADIES WITH GREAT BIG FEET." She leaned in and kissed her best friend on the mouth again, who moaned in pleasure. The little people below felt the two sets of feet suddenly become a lot more unstable, as the giants completely lost focus on them and their foot rubbing duties. They tried to ignore it and keep working, not wanting to risk the titans' wrath if the moment they stopped just so happened to be the moment the girls looked back down at them. But the ones on their toes soon found out just how dangerous their passion could be, as the two giants started wiggling their own toes in their absent-minded pleasure while making out with each other. Some of the tiny humans fell down off the giants' toes to the beach below, and a few very unfortunate people were actually squashed between two toes, or between their toes and the top of their feet, and killed immediately. The rest of the toe group quickly abandoned their posts and tried to get to safety, just as the two giants broke off their latest massive kiss.

"HEY! SOME OF THEM ARE RUNNING AWAY!" Kat said as she started to get mad.

"YEAH, I THINK I KNOW WHY." Tanya laughed as she touched her fingers to a few of her toes, then rubbed them together.

"WHAT?"

"THAT'S BLOOD. WE GOT SO DISTRACTED WE ACCIDENTALLY STARTED CRUSHING THEM. I'D RUN TOO!"

"OH, I GUESS THAT MAKES SENSE…." Kat trailed off. She still didn't really like the idea that anyone disobeyed her but didn't press the point. "IT'S A LOT MORE FUN BEING UP HERE ISN'T IT?" she added with an impish grin.

"WELL, I'VE NEVER BEEN IN BETWEEN THE TOES OF A 500-FOOT-TALL WOMAN BEFORE, BUT YEAH, I'D HAVE TO ASSUME." Tanya replied with a laugh.

"I GUESS WE SHOULD HOLD UP OUR END OF THE DEAL AND LET THE REST OF THEM GO THEN?" said Kat, and Tanya laughed again when she heard just how disappointed her best friend sounded at the thought.

"I have SUCH a headache!" Rita complained outside her RV.

"Those two girls really do love making out!" pointed out Rito in his usual clueless fashion.

"Grrrr, this is why you can never trust a Power Ranger!" Goldar grunted. "Why don't you try making ME 500 feet tall?!"

"I wouldn't give you 500 crows' feet you gold baboon!" Lord Zedd replied.

"But these girls really are the worst, Zeddy!" Rita whined.

"Well go try to boss them around in their minds again dear, that worked out so well last time." said Zedd sarcastically. "They know they have all the power here! What are we gonna do, shrink them back down? Then we just lose, yet again!"

"They've really called your bluff huh sis?" said Rito, helpful as always.

"Shut up!" Rita yelled as she smacked her annoying brother. "Wait, Zeddy! Why not try giving them a second dose of your evil energy? Maybe it will inspire some much needed initiative in our girls!"

"For once that's actually a good idea!" Zedd agreed. "Time to rise and shine, ladies!" he added as he zapped his red lightning down to Earth for a second time that day.

To be continued...