Screaming Gophers: Mike, Zoey, Jo, Cody, Damien, Beth, B, Izzy, Shawn, Nichelle and Alejandro
Killer Bass: Geoff, Bridgette, Jasmine, Katie, Sadie, Amy, Sammy, Ripper and Zee
Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island. The Killer Bass finally dodged their pathetic losing streak against The Screaming Gophers. There were bruises, tears, risky moves, and dangerous alliances. And in the end, it was Noah the know-it-all who didn't see it coming. This week, another challenge will send one more camper on a cruise to Loserville. Population, Four. Who will sink? And who will stay afloat? Find out right now on Total...Drama...Island!
(Theme Song plays)
The episode begins inside the Gophers' cabin on the girls' side, Zoey looking at herself in the bedroom mirror, finishing applying red lipstick.
Zoey: Done, my makeup is perfect!
Izzy (jumping in): Hi, Zoey, it seems like you like beauty treatments, I like it too, although I prefers to be more natural.
Zoey: Really?
Izzy: Yes! (He took out some very pointed leaves) I just found these pretty herbs, they surely contain conservative effects for my skin!
Zoey (grinning): Isn't that poison ivy?
Izzy: I didn't know, let's try it! (He started rubbing the herb all over her face, making Zoey get disgusted)
Zoey (nervous): Stop, please, stop!
Izzy: Why? Look how my lips turned out! (Points to his red and swollen lips, like his face) Do you want some?
Zoey (backing away): No thanks!
Confessional:
Zoey: Making friends is very difficult, I mean, people here are fine, more or less, but Izzy is...um, no offense, but very crazy to me
End Confessional
Chris (On loudspeaker): Alright, campers, enough beauty sleep. Time to show us what you're made of!
Scene cuts to all campers sitting in front of the outdoor amphitheater
Beth:Oh, are we going to see a play? I love the plays! Especially the ones are musical!
Mike (at Zoey): Hi, Zoey, I like your hair (sits next to her)
Zoey: Thank you! (See Mike leans back and crosses his legs)
Shawn looked at what Mike did and tried to copy him, moving closer to Jasmine's side.
Shawn: Hi, Jasmine! (He tries to lean over but ends up falling backwards into the stands, but continues to smile "coolly", making Jasmine giggle)
Chris: Welcome to our brand-new, deluxe, state-of-the-art, outdoor amphitheater. Okay, this weeks challenge is a summer camp favorite; a talent contest!
Zee (drinking soda): Nice!
Chris (on the stage): Each team has 8 hours to pick their three most talented campers. These three will represent them in the show tonight. Sing, dance, juggle. Anything goes as long as it's legal...
Izzy rolls her eyes in disappoint
Chris: You will be judged by our resident talent scout, former D.J., V.J., and Rap Legend, Grand...Master... Chef! Who will show his approval via the Chef-o-Meter.
The Chef-o-Meter appears at the top of the screen with ten soft green like points
Chris: The team that loses will send one camper home tonight. Good luck!
Later, just outside the cabins the Screaming Gophers were gathered, with Jo whistling a whistle as she stood in front.
Jo: Ok, dirt heads, I will be the judge and therefore I will be the one who decides who will be on stage and who will not.
Damien: Wait, who appointed you judge?
Jo: Duh, myself.
Damien: That's not fair at all, we should have someone other than you.
Alejandro: I offer myself for that position if it's not too much trouble.
Jo: Actually yes, I'm the judge here.
Beth: And why aren't they both judges?
Jo: Because that would be a...
Alejandro: Brilliant idea! It will be an honor to judge the events with Miss Josephine (Jo glares at him) Who wants to go first?
On the other hand, the Killer Bass were already starting their auditions with Jasmine as a judge, she and the others watched Katie and Sadie dance to a melody that was playing from their music player, but they did so badly that Jasmine could only touch her forehead with denial
Back with the Gophers, they saw B putting a bunch of things together as he started to put them together.
Mike (at Zoey): Are you going to participate?
Zoey: I don't know, I don't think I have any interesting talents, but I have been able to see that if you have one
Mike: I don't think I can do that.
Zoey: But I've seen you move very well in the challenges.
Mike: Well, I only do that in certain situations, it's when I'm on adrenaline and that...
At that, B finished creating his work, it was an empty bottle with some lighters attached to each side along with some wires connected, which the silent boy held
Jo: Ok, big guy, what is all that junk for?
B joined the copper collections of both cables, which made his creation take off into the sky as if it were a rocket, receiving applause and cheers from the other Gophers.
Alejandro: That was a great improvisation, B, you are guaranteed to appear on stage
Jo: Yeah, it was good and that, whatever, next...
Damien stood in front of everyone
Damien: I don't have any physical talent, but I can mention the periodic table from memory, there...hydrogen, oxygen, strontium...
Jo: We want to excite the Chef, not bore him, captain science, next!
Confessional:
Damien: If this were a chemistry exam, everyone would envy my ability!
End Confessional
Back with the Killer Bass, they watched Amy and Sammy do a cheerleading act while carrying pom-poms. At the end of their act, they were applauded by their team.
Jasmine: That was decent, I think you both can do it well.
Amy: Well, it would be better if I did it alone, Samey would be a clumsy distraction in our act.
Jasmine: Actually I saw them both doing well...
Sammy: No, I think Amy can do it better than me (he left with Amy towards the others)
Jasmine: Well, I guess Amy will be first on the list, who's next?
Ripper (coming forward): I am! And to clarify, my power is somewhat unusual, you have to wait some time for...wait, I think I have it! (He crouched down, to the surprise of the others before he began to fart) One steamboat, two steamboat, three steamboat...
The rest of the team was shocked and disgusted, especially the girls, as they continued to stare at Ripper until he finished.
Ripper: Oh man, I was pretty sure about that steamboat (he stood up) a guy named Bucky Windworth has the record for farting the longest in 40 seconds, one day I plan to beat him, but hey, am I in?
Jasmine (holding her nose): Ew, no! That is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen in my life, you can bring a fan because because of you it smells horrible in here!
Confessional:
Ripper: Ha, typical of girls, when I finally break that record, they'll stop considering it something disgusting.
End Confessional
Cody started playing an electronic piano but it only made his team cover their ears because of the noise it made.
Jo: Hey, geek-dy, the idea is to ring, not to bleed your ears.
Alejandro: What my partner wants to say is that even though your fans are strong, we need something more relaxed
Cody (frowning): Well, at least it's not hard to be rejected in a civilized way.
Alejandro: Mike, Zoey, aren't you interested in participating?
Zoey: I'm not very good.
Mike: I don't think I can handle the stage.
Jo: Come on, we need two more talents to participate, doesn't anyone want to propose?
Beth: I propose Nichelle, she is super cool! He's done four of my favorite movie stunts!
Nichelle (nervous): Uh, I don't think it's necessary.
Jo: Yes, after the last challenge the famous lady does not seem to be the most suitable
Cody: Hey, she was just nervous there, give her a chance.
Zoey: I think we should let Nichelle decide whether to participate or not (everyone looked at the actress)
Nichelle: I...I'll think about it later.
Confessional:
Jo: We don't need chickens today, we just have the B act and that's it, I'm not a big fan of sets and all, but I don't want to let that stuck-up Alejandro get a lot of credit for anything he can do. I have it under surveillance
End Confessional
Mike (to Zoey): Do you want to go for a walk?
Zoey: Yes, why not (both start walking away from the group, being caught by Alejandro)
Alejandro: I think it would be fair if everyone takes 5 minutes to rest...(when the majority dispersed, he approached Shawn) Alright, Shawn, I need you to keep an eye on those two, they might be up to something...
Returning to the Bass, they watched him take a large amount of soda cans, and when he finished with the last one, he let out a big belch that made some of them fall back and scared several birds that flew away.
Geoff: That...was...AMAZING!
Zee (scratching head): Thanks, I really hoped my hobby would help something
Jasmine: Well, that was kind of gross, but I'll put you on the 'maybe' list" (checks the list before shaking herself a little) It's really hot in here, who's next?
Bridgette: Oh, I can do a handstand for 20 minutes (crouches down and starts walking around on my hands)
Jasmine: That's good, but it's not that interesting for the show.
Brick (raising his hand): I'm running for the position, I may not have a specific talent, but I can sing the Canadian anthem with all my heart.
Jasmine: That's very sweet of you, Brick, but I don't think it'll work.
Brick: What are you talking about? All Canadians love the national anthem!
Jasmine: Well, I'm Australian and I don't want to be offensive or anything, but I think we'll need something more interesting to be able to succeed.
Brick (hanging his head sadly): It's okay, I just wanted to offer my help.
Jasmine (wiping the sweat from her brow): If you want to help, you can take care of the auditions, I need to get cold right now...(she left, leaving her list to Brick)
Brick: I won't let you down, ma'am!
We cut to Shawn, up a tall tree, using minoculars to watch Mike and Zoey walk through the woods.
Shawn: I still don't understand why Alejandro sent me to surveillance (at that, he changed his view and noticed Jasmine walking towards the dock, dressed in her bathing suit and with sunglasses) Oh, maybe this won't be so boring...
Back with the Gophers, they were watching Izzy turn on a music player before she started dancing to an Egyptian tune.
Izzy: I call this 'The Dance of the Rattlesnake' (she imitates a rattlesnake to Damien, who seems to become hypnotized) Look into my eyes, what do you see? Da na nah, bu-du-da-na DAH nuh nuh nah-nah-nuh-NAH-nuh-na-na-na-nuh-nuh-na!
Damien (hypnotized): My brain...(fall off) Don't try it again, please...
Meanwhile, Shawn had stood on a tree closest to the dock to observe Jasmine more closely, watching as she swam in the water elegantly.
Shawn: Oh my, she's so beautiful in the water, even with her hair wet... (sees her twirling loose hair and soaking it) she's like a goddess
Confessional:
Shawn: Ok, I'm not a pervert, but I think my neurons played against me a lot, even though I try to avoid it. Everyone knows that in the movies the boy is eaten to death because the girl he liked turned into zombies. But still, my mind couldn't stop looking at her
End Confessional
As Shawn continued to watch Jasmine, now sitting on the dock, through his minoculars, a squirrel climbed on his head until it blocked his view.
Shawn (trying to take it away): Hey, get out of here! Chu! Chu! (Slips off the branch and falls to the dock, dropping his minoculars)
Jasmine (turning around): Uh?! Shawn?! What are you doing here? (He gets up and notices his minoculars) Wait a second...were you spying?!
Shawn (dizzy): Uh, maybe...yeah.
Jasmine (gasps angrily): You're creep! I thought you were someone decent, just wait until the others know about this... (she leaves)
Confessionals:
Shawn: What's worse? Let the zombies devour me? Or that Jasmine tells everyone that I spy her in her swimsuit? ...Probably both
Jasmine: What were you doing looking at me? Probably looking at my height like I'm a freak? Well I won't let him get away with it!
End Confessionals
Meanwhile, in the Bass's auditions, Geoff was skateboarding between tree stumps on a surfboard skateboard, everyone cheers while he finished
Bridgette: Nice moves, Geoff, that probably goes to the show
Geoff: I'm gonna be on T.V!
Bridgette: You're...already on T.V, Geoff...
Geoff: Oh yeah (he turns to the camera and hogs it) Hello out there, dudes!
Brick (watching Jasmine approach): Hi, Jasmine, I've already secured the final three acts, Geoff's skating, Amy's cheerleading, and finally your... (notices she's angry) Any problem?
Jasmine: I'll tell you later, for now, I'm not in the right mood to practice my act, I'll need a replacement...(Brick smiled) Bridgette, do you mind covering for me at the talent show?
Bridgette: Sure, Jasmine, I'd be happy to do it! (Brick just sighed in disappointment)
Back with the Gophers, they are watching Beth performing a flaming-marshmellow-on-a-stick routine as her audition. She spins the flaming sticks very fast
Jo: Are you sure this is safe?
Beth: It's okay. I've been practicing (tosses the sticks into the air and swing off course wildly, everyone included Beth dives for cover before the stick land and and burn a smoking hole into the ground) I kind of missed the catching class...
Damien: Uh, guys, the bush is on fire! (Point the bush on fire)
Just then Shawn arrives and puts out the fire with a fire extinguisher.
Shawn: What happened here?
Jo: Beth really has no talent for trapping, nor flame control. It's almost nightfall and we only have one talent
Alejandro: Calm down, we just have to...
Jo: Forget it, we need talents and fast, you! (Pointed to Shawn) What do you know how to do?
Shawn: Um, well...I can do a musical sample but...
Jo: Ok, you're in, do we need someone else, anyone? (No one answers) Ugh, well, I guess the final act will be...
Nichelle: ME! (He got into a heroic pose) I'm going to do the final act with my greatest stunt ever performed! Crazier than any of my movies!
Jo: Well, it works for me.
Zoey: Nichelle, are you sure?
Nichelle: Absolutely, after this, all the studios want to send me contracts, now, I'm going to go practice... (she leaves)
Confessional:
Nichelle: I'm completely unsure about this! But hey, I'm famous, I'm just going to pretend I'm going to do it and everyone will believe it, that's how it's always worked...Uh, I mean, I'll try!
End Confessional
Later, Alejandro and Shawn were talking away from the others.
Alejandro: You did what?
Shawn: I didn't want to do it, well yes, I did, but it was an accident that she saw me...and that she will tell everyone.
Alejandro (holding his anger): Well, we're in trouble now, just try not to let her see you, I'll try to make her forget that, but now, try not to talk to me or Beth.
Shawn: Wait, am I out of the alliance?
Alejandro: No...maybe, but I don't want her tell to ruin our reputation.
Shawn: You're mad at me, right?
Alejandro (smiling): Of course not, I'm...calmed
Confessional:
Alejandro: (Censorship) QUE IDIOTA! (Censorship) INCOMPETENTE!
End Confessional
On the stage, some of the Killer Bass are practicing like Amy
Geoff (at Bridgette): So, can you really stand on your hands for 20 minutes?
Bridgette (holding up a chocolate bar): Want to bet that I can't?
Geoff: Oh, you're on!
Zee (holding his soda): I'll bet this, it's not much, but a bet
Ripper: Bet? Ha, that's really impossible!
Bridgette: Ante up...
The boys and Bridgette puts money and candys on a box, like their bets
Bridgette: Okay, 20 minutes, starting now... (Brick start the timer watch while she begins walking on her hands)
Everyone laughs when she gets stuck her feet on a rope while she's "walking" around. However, the rope comes loose and drops a stage light on Amy. Everyone gasp
Bridgette (getting up) Oh no!
Commercial Break
Later, in the infirmary, Amy is sitting on a stretcher, with her head bandaged and a little dizzy, Jasmine and Sammy are next to her, when she sees Bridgette and glares at her.
Amy: You sabotaged me!
Bridgette: I didn't mean to do it, really! It was an accident!
Jasmine: Calm down, mates, never mind that, the point is that Amy can't do it anymore, I guess Samey will take her place.
Amy: What? Her? You are crazy! She's just going to ruin it!
Sammy: Uh, he's right, why don't you act, Jasmine?
Jasmine: I've been angry so I don't have time to train.
Bridgette: What were you mad about?
Jasmine: ...Ugh, it's so annoying that now is not the time, I'll tell them on stage, so Amy, give the pompoms to your sister.
While Amy grunted in annoyance, Alejandro watched this from outside, stealthily walking away.
Later in the evening, the three contestants from each team who were going to participate were practicing or getting ready on stage. Sammy saw Bridgette eating a bag of chips
Sammy (worried): Are you sure you should eat that before acting?
Bridgette: Not so much, but I know I can do this, I hope...
Shawn peeked through the curtains and noticed Jasmine sitting on the bleachers.
Shawn: Everyone's here, including Jasmine...
Nichelle: Isn't that great? Everyone is waiting to see my amazing acrobatic act! I hope I don't upstage you, mate.
Shawn: Uh, thanks?
Confessional:
Shawn: If I show up on stage, Jasmine will see me and tell everyone the truth and I'll be toast. If I don't show up, my team will be disqualified and I'll be toast... this is bad!
End Confessional
Meanwhile in the stands
Amy: Hey, Jasmine, what was it that made you angry?
Jasmine: I'm glad you asked me now, I was swimming until...
Alejandro (approaching): Hola, Killer Bass ladies, I wish your team the best of luck, especially because of Amy's accident, it's very sad what some people do to have 30 seconds of fame.
Jasmine: What do you mean by that?
Alejandro: Well, no offense, but I see a few members of the team who don't seem to be good players, on the moral issue of course.
Jasmine (rolling her eyes): Yeah, sure, I bet that's how the Screaming Gophers act, but us Bass are totally tight and I can tell you that myself.
Alejandro: Okay, okay, I just wanted to make sure... (he walked away)
Amy: Well...what was it you wanted to tell me?
Jasmine: Uh, yes, that, what happened was...damn Alejandro, thanks to him I forgot!
Suddenly, the stage lit up, starting the show.
Chris: It's the T.D.I. Talent Extravaganza! Welcome to the very first Camp Wawanakwa Talent Contest, where six campers will showcase their mad skills and desperately try not to humiliate themselves. First up for The Screaming Gophers, is the silent genius, B!
The Gophers cheered as B entered the stage carrying a trash can with him. The silent genius took all the scrap metal out of the boat, and when he looked at it carefully he began to gather them together and join them with long cables. The others in the stands were watching intently until B turned on what he had finished, a small metal structure shaped like the letter B lit up with blinking lights. Everyone in the audience applauded.
Chris: Magnificent construction, B, that doesn't deserve a B, but an A plus, let's see what the Master Chef says? (Up on the screen, the score came out) 6.7? Not bad, then, for the Killer Bass, the cheerleader twin, Samey!
Everyone except Amy applauded Sammy when she entered the stage. She, although somewhat nervous, began to do small jumps and pirouettes around the stage, while a musical tune was heard. Everything was going well, but on the final flip she stumbled a little, smiling nervously.
Amy (face-palmed): Ugh, pathetic!
Chris: Simple, but gymnastic, what score does the Master Chef give? (the score shown)...4.3? Eh, it could have been worse (Sammy walked off stage embarrassed) Next, from the Screaming Gophers, say hello to Shawn!
Shawn was still behind the curtains, and seemed to be shaking with nerves.
Nichelle: What's wrong with you?
Shawn: I have a way out, could you take my place?
Nichelle: Not at all, my act is so amazing that it needs to be finalized, so, I'll give you a little push, literally...
The youthful actress pushed him onto the stage, leaving him exposed in front of everyone, especially Jasmine, who opened her eyes wide when she saw him.
Jasmine (standing up and pointing at him): Hey, it's him! (Shawn, hearing it, gulped, and then looked at the microphone) Attention, mates, this guy is a...
Shawn (speaking into microphone): Big body music fan! Today I want to bring you a classic note in a particular way, in the style of an armpit serenade
Chris (confused): One what?
Shawn: You know, when you make a sound, with your armpits (With his armpit he lets out a sound similar to flatulence, making some people shudder in disgust)
Amy: That's gross!
Jasmine: But not as gross as what he...
Chris (at her): HUSH! (Turns to Shawn) Ok, continue...
Shawn took a deep breath before beginning to play what seemed to be the second half of "The Barber of Seville" with his armpits. Everyone seemed surprised, except Jasmine, who tried to talk to the others but they just ignored her. Then, Shawn finished his tune by making a "Rock" sign
Chris: That was the most disgustingly cool thing I've ever seen, dude, and it seems the Master Chef thinks the same (score shown) a 7.8 is on another level!
Jasmine: How can they give a rating to someone so...(everyone silenced her, making her boil with anger)
Confessional
Jo: When Zombie Boy told me "musical sample" I thought he was referring to an instrument, even so...it was amazing
Shawn: Dude, that's the first time I've done that armpit thing...in public, sweet!
End Confessional
Chris: Next up at Killer Bass Lake, the surfer chick, Bridgette!
Backstage, Bridgette was having some stomach pains.
Sammy: Are you sure about this?
Bridgette (ignoring her stomach rumbling): Absolutely...
It was then that Bridgette entered the stage walking on her hands, at that, she let out a big belch to the displeasure of some, but it was even more so when she began to vomit on the floor, and suddenly she vomited much further up into the stands, splashing Damien's shirt
Damien (scared): Ah, it is on me! I need sanitazer now!
Bridgette continued barfing, this time splashing on Katie, covering her completely in barf, making her squeal in disgust.
Sadie: Katie, are you okay?!
Katie: No, I'm not...(she ended up barfing on her friend too)
Jasmine (getting up and standing in front of her team): Will everyone please pay attention to me?
Ripper: Okay, Miss Skyscraper, what is it?
Jasmine: Shawn, it's a...(Bridgette barfing on her, covering her, she looked at herself perplexed) EW! Get it off me! Get it off me! (She leaves, followed by Sadie and Katie to the showers)
Chris (walks on the stage, avoiding the barf puddles): Clean up on aisle three, four, five, and six. In the meantime, we'll take a short break to hose the joint down...
Confessional:
Bridgette (wipes tears): "Going home won't be so bad. [She wipes tears from her, I could always work at The Surf Shack
End Confessional
Chris: Welcome back to the T.D.I. Talent Extravaganza! Welcome back. Okay, so in a strange turn of events, Bridgette's chunk-blowing fest registered two thumbs ups by Grandmaster Chef (the rank is shown) 2.9, not bad? But, it's not enough to pull ahead of The Screaming Gophers who hold the lead with Shawn's act. So, without further delay, here she is for the leaders...Nichelle Ladonna
Nichelle, dressed in a purple acrobat jumpsuit, entered the stage with great enthusiasm, receiving cheers from her team
Nichelle: Thank you, thank you, now I, Nichelle Ladonna, will do my biggest and most spectacular stunt, on live... (she opened the stage curtains, revealing behind a high staircase, which had a diving board, and below was a small kiddie pool) Thanks to B for building this, now, I will climb to the top of the ladder, jump off the diving board and land in that little kiddie pool, where I will emerge unscathed!
Everyone in the audience gasped, either in surprise or fear.
Damien: That's impossible, the width of that pool is very small, and if she land in it, there's not much depth, she'll break her head!
Zoey: Nichelle, this is not a good idea!
Nichelle: What are you talking about? I've done this kind of thing since I was a little girl... (she put on a helmet) safety first, now to shine (She started climbing the ladder, and started to see how high she was, she swallowed before saying to herself. herself) You can do it...
The others watched when she reached the top, positioning herself at the top of the diving board, some like herself were really worried.
Zoey: Nichelle, don't do this!
Jo: But we need him to win.
Zoey: But your health is at risk, Nichelle, please!
The youthful actress looked at the small pool from the top, she hesitated whether to do it or not, her head turned several times with decisions, she became tense, and then she said to herself
Nichelle: I can't do it! (He quickly got off the stairs while sobbing) How did I think I was going to achieve this? I don't do stunts
Cody: But Nichelle, you're the most skilled in movies.
Nichelle: Well, well...that's not me, actually that's my stunt double!
Everyone gasped in shock, well almost everyone
Jo (rolling her eyes): Am I really the only one who knew that?
Beth: But...why had you pretended to be a great athletic superstar?
Nichelle: Because I didn't want them to think I was a fraud that everything amazing I do is played by a 50-year-old man in a wig named Gerry.
Zee: Why would you name a wig Gerry?
Damien: It's the double's name.
Zee: Oh yeah, that makes a lot more sense (he took a sip of his soda before grabbing his crotch) Oh boy, I have to empty the tube! (He went running)
Chris (entering the stage): It was a little disappointing, but a little dramatic (score appears) it hurts that the Master Chef gives you a single courtesy point...
Confessional:
Nichelle (sobbing): I really let everyone down, I deserve to leave... (slaps herself) No, you're not! This isn't your fault...it's Gerry's! Did you hear me? I hate you Gerry!
End Confessional
Chris: Well then, it's down to the final act of the night. Can Geoff and his rad stunts turn it around? I seriously doubt it. Let's find out...
Geoff, off-stage, very ready, flips his surfboard-skateboard and lands on it, but accidentally ipromptly snaps in two, broken it
Geoff: Whoa, that kinda wrecks the ride...
Bridgette (to Sammy): Now what are we going to do?! We have to send someone there or we will lose! Is Jasmine still available?
Sammy: She along with Katie and Sadie are covered in barf!
At that, said Aussie, along with the two BFFS approached them, the three of them covered their hair and body with towels.
Jasmine: Not so much anymore, but I don't think it's ideal to act with a towel.
Bridgette: That only leaves Ripper, Zee, and Brick; We all know that Ripper is gross, what about Zee?
Katie: We just saw him go to the bathroom.
Sadie: He was so full I don't think he'll be back for hours.
Jasmine: Ugh, that's not working...but that leaves us to...(they noticed Brick coming out of the bathroom and looked at themselves) Is this our last choose?
After a while, Brick was mounted on the stage, with the microphone near him, he was a little nervous to see everyone staring at him.
Jasmine: Please, Brick, what can we lose?
Bridgette: Do it for your country!
Hearing that, Brick took a deep breath and began to recite
Brick: Oh Canada! Our home and native land! True patriot love in all of us command
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free! From far and wide
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
O Canada, we stand on guard for theeeeeeeeeeeee...
After finishing, everyone applauded the soldier with a big cheer from everyone, both Bass and Gophers
Chris: And Brick honors Canada with a wonderful recital (score appears) and it seems that even the Master Chef has cried because your score is 10, the Killer Bass win!
Both Jasmine and Bridgette went to hug Brick
Chris: And as for The Screaming Gophers, pick your favorite loser and I'll see you at the bonfire.
Confessionals:
Alejandro: We lost again, but I don't feel like I'm in risk. Jasmine hasn't said a single word yet, but I'll have to keep an eye on Shawn for a while.
Jo: I may be matronly to everyone, but at least I'm aware and honest about it, unlike a certain fraud...
Nichelle: Jo put a lot of pressure on everyone, which is why she has to go; Mom didn't raise a loser, so I won't leave, I can tell you that!
End Confessional
At night, the Screaming Gophers were gathered, and most of them already had their marshmallows
Chris: Kudos to you all for an incredible night of entertainment, music, drama, barfing. There is only one marshmallow left on this plate...
The only ones still sitting without a marshmallow were Nichelle and Jo.
Chris: Jo, you're really a leader for your team...pretty terrible (the jockette glared at him) and Nichelle, you really are a walking disappointment (the actress frowned) I don't want to offend you or anything, but this time your image was not the best of all today, and only one of you will be able to stay longer, the last marshmallow goes to...
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Jo!
Jo simply smirk as she got up to claim her marshmallow, while Nichelle could only open her mouth in shock.
Chris: I'm really sorry, Nichelle, your fame would have brought more viewers to the show, now that I think about it, maybe not so much, the Boat of Losers awaits you...
Nichelle just hung her head as she walked along the Dock of Shame
Jo (eating her marshmallow): Enjoy your descent into fame...
Nichelle turned to look at her, quite upset.
Niichelle: You guys could have expelled me! But my light won't go out, Nichelle Ladonna is not a fraud, and I'm going to prove it...
She ran straight to the boat, trying to do a flip to land in style, but ended up hitting the edge and falling into the water, her former teammates wincing in pain.
Chris: Uhhh, first aid will have to be installed on the boat...
Meanwhile, in the communal bath hut, Katie, Sadie and Jasmine finished dressing.
Jasmine: It's really good to be clean again.
Katie: You said it, Jasmine!
Sadie: But hey, didn't you want to tell us something first?
Jasmine: Oh yeah, I almost forgot! Long story short, Shawn was spying on me while I was swimming in my swimsuit (both friends gasped)
Katie: That's creep!
Sadie: Totally!
Jasmine: You're right, that's why I need to expose him in front of everyone, you can help me with that, how about you tell everyone tomorrow?
Katie: Sure, right, Sadie?
Sadie: Yes, let's unmask...what was his name?
Jasmine: Shawn...(walked towards the toilets) Hey, Zee, are you going out now?
Zee (inside): Yes, there's just no toilet paper, luckily I don't need it since I haven't gotten used to number 2 yet... (fart is heard) Um? Could you pass me some? I don't think I'll get out of here for a while...
The girls groaned in disgust as they left, leaving Zee alone in the bathroom.
(End Credits)
Elimination Order:
24th-Ezekiel
23th-Julia
22th-Noah
21th-Nichelle
And well, I've finally updated, and this time we have something a little juicier
The biggest drama here was Shawn exposing himself to Jasmine as a "stalker" and she starts to get angry and it looks like this will last a while. At least she's angry about something believable...
Nichelle was the one eliminated here, and I think you saw it coming, although hey, it's better than seeing her as a "Mary Sue" if you know what I mean
Brick won for his team by singing the Canadian national anthem with all his heart (I apologize to anyone if it bothers you that I use the precious "O Canada" for this fanfic)
With everything that happened in this episode, let's hope that the next one comes out soon...maybe. See you!