Wanting to desperately forget what they witnessed or heard what happened from last episode, they all put their focus on the next episode.
Episode title: Brothers from the hood
Jaden nodded. This episode's got to be about me and Syrus tag teaming.
(intro: Duel Academy)
Crowler:(singing to himself about "Staying Alive" by the Bee Gee's) Oh, you can tell by the way I move my walk I'm a Duelist Man, no time to talk. Hating Reds, Especially that Jaden guy, yeah he's a douche.
Chazz chuckled. "Not bad".
Crowler nodded. "Agreed".
(Song stopped by Chazz)
Chazz: Hey Crowler!
Crowler: Huh?
Chazz: Were you just singing?
Crowler: Ye... Ye...u... n... no? No I wasn't... Would you like me to sing?
Chazz: Actually, I'd rather stab myself something cheap, like a pencil or a drawing pen or a Clev-
Crowler: Is it something that you wanted, Chazz?
Chazz: I want you to put me in that tag duel against Jaden, so I can send him packing.
Chazz sighed. He was a real jerk back then. He is now also, but not as much.
Crowler: That's sounds like an excellent idea of course I can put you in the tag duel.
Chazz: Re... really?
Crowler: *Pffft* F**ck No. HA! HA! HA!
Alexis sighed. "So this will be a common thing".
Jaden shrugged. "It's still funny".
Chazz: Douchebag.
(Title Sequence, Jindou's "Rising Weather Hallelujah" plays)
Narrator: So to clarify, every time I say toolshed I get a watermelon.
Syrus was surprised. "The narrator returned".
Director: Yes, yes you do.
Narrator: Good! Then that's one watermelon, please.
Director: But... *sigh* fine.
Narrator: Okay Then. Let's do this; Meanwhile. In the Toolshed! HA! HA! HA! It's good to be back!
Jaden gave a thumbs up. "Glad you are back".
Jaden: And that is how you rid your deck to give you any card you want.
All eyes were on Jaden. Chazz being the most suspicious. "That would explain a lot".
Syrus actually couldn't help, but question it. "You always did have weird luck in your duels. Heck, when your hand was empty you always had cards to give you even more cards".
Jaden was actually insulted. "I don't cheat"!
Crowler was unsure. "And yet you always get the card you need, how come that doesn't happen for me".
It was Zane who pointed out the flaw with their theory. "For Jaden to be able to rig his duels, he would actually need to use his head".
Jaden nodded. "Exactly".
The others couldn't deny Zane's logic.
Chumley: *Grunts*
Chumley sighed. "And I'm back to that".
Jaden: No, Chumley. It's not cheating it's just simply tip the odds in your favor to insure you win. And who cares what you think anyway you don't talk anymore.
Bastion frowned. Considering how you made fun of his voice".
Chumley: *grunts*...
Sheppard: Attention Everyone, the tag duel with Jaden and Syrus is about to start. So please, drop everything you're doing and come to the arena because card games are WAY more important than actual studies.
Bastion didn't agree. "It's like a live lesson".
Bastion: Damn schools, studies are everything. I'm generically British in the dubbed so I meant to think that. Yes.
Alexis: You're Bastard Misawa, a friend with Jaden?
Alexis slapped her head. "Not her again
".
Bastion: It's Bastion, and you are Alexis. Syrus's love squeezed and residents simpleton.
Alexis: Yeah, I like puppies to.
Alexis couldn't deny that. She did love puppies.
Sheppard: Now, here's to get their ass kicked, Syrus Truesdale and Jaden Yuki.
Syrus sighed. "Thanks for the confidence Chancellor".
Chazz: Inappropriate Anger!
Syrus: Well Jaden, good luck. Tell me how it goes.
Jaden: Oh Come on, Syrus. You're my partner.
(both laughing with each other)
Syrus:...Ah, never tough me again.
"I guess his court case didn't happen yet". Everyone laughed at Chumley's joke.
Zane: Well, Syrus. It's time to see if it really does truly sucks to be you.
Crowler: Now, without further ado. It's time to reveal a lot quite obvious kamyo...!
(Paradox Brothers leaping with intro.)
Chumley: *grunts*!
Chazz: Reaction Shot!
Sheppard: Reaction Shot!
Bastion: Reaction Shot!
Alexis: Green Beans and snot!
Alexis slapped her head a second time. "She becomes more irritating each second".
Paradox Brothers: Wee!
Crowler:...The Paradox Brothers! No shit!
Para: We are the Brothers; Para and Dox.
Dox: And we love playing children's card games for money and beat kids like you.
Jaden was shocked that they didn't rhyme.
Para:...Wow, we are really out of practice.
Jaden: Ha! Ha! They're wearing dresses.
Syrus: Actually, Jaden. I think they're Como nos.
Jaden: Oh, still pretty gay.
Alexis: I've heard of these guys, they're Dueling Mercenaries; not to mention the best tag team in the world.
Bastion: Considering, they are the only tag team in the world. I'm not surprised and Dueling Mercenaries, what are you, retarded?
Alexis: How many sides on the triangle?
Bastion: The- *sigh* women.
Para: Enough talk, it is time to duel!
Dox: And you will find that we can be quite mean.
Para:...Wow, we are really sucking at this.
Jaden couldn't disagree.
Crowler: Let's get this going! Now there are few rules in this tag duel; One: no sharing strategies. Two: confirming. Three: No-
Random Student: Would you shut up and get on with it!
Crowler growled like a mongrel. "Whoever said that should be grateful the camera didn't show their face".
Crowler: *sniff* Fine... Duel!
Syrus: I summon, Gyroid!
Para: I summon, Giant Spider!
Jaden: I summon, Elemental Hero: Burstinatrix!
Dox: I summon, Kaiser Sea Horse!
Syrus: Huh, that was actually quite straightforward. I think we might possibly have a legitimate duel.
Dox: Now, I play the magic card; Tribute Doll. Which allows me to sacrifice my brother's monsters to summon a level 7 from my hand.
Para: Wait, what? God Damn it!
Jaden: Hey Syrus, check it out. it looks like a giant boobs with arms.
Zane shook his head. Such a terrible joke.
Syrus: Ha, yeah. (oh, man. I'm laughing a Jaden's jokes? I'm losing it!) I play Polymerization! Which I fuse with Steamroid and gyroid to summon, some kinda helicopter plane thing?... yeah. Anyway, Attack!
Para: Oh no!
Dox: Kazejin, give that monster a blowjob!
Jaden shook his head. "No".
(the Audience gave fake laughs and someone yelled out YOU SUCK!
Syrus: Wow, my card just got violated. Well at least it can't get any worst.
Para: Oh by the way, I just summon, Gate Guardian.
Dox: and I summon, Gangster Wall!
Gangster Wall: Sup, bitches?!
Syrus: yeah, well I summon, Cycloid!
("Bicycle": by Queen)
Chazz always enjoyed a song from Queen.
Jaden: Huh, I want to ride my bicycle.
Crowler: Excellent, those two are found weakest link and it's Syrus. Poor little Syrus, he would be the weakest link in a plate with sausages... Wait, what?
All eyes turned to Crowler. "It said actual 4kids dialogue. Did you actually say that"?
Crowler responded to Jaden. "Of course not. I thought it but I didn't say it".
Bastion: Gate Guardian to attack and Gangster Wall to defend, almost flawless.
("Absolutely Flawless" riff from the song plays when he says "flawless")
Crowler sighed. "That gag is getting old".
Chumley shrugged. "I think it's still a bit funny".
Alexis: Hey Batman, do you hear that?
Bastion: No, and my name is Bastion.
Alexis: Bath time?
Bastion: Bastion.
Alexis: Bastard?
Alexis was losing her temper. "Bastion"!
As for Bastion, he actually found the wrong names he got amusing.
Bastion: Bastion!
Alexis:...John?
Alexis screamed. "She isn't even trying anymore"!
Bastion: Ba... that doesn't even sound like Bastion.
Alexis: Oooo, look at that. A tag duel.
Chazz tried not to offend Alexis by laughing.
Bastion: Wha... bu... yo... e... *sigh*
Para: It is starting to look like you're not doing so well.
Dox: Yes, I agree. I can already tell.
Jaden smirked. "They finally got the rhyme write"/
Syrus: Stop it.
Para: Hey brother, we seem to be getting better at rhyming.
Dox: If we keep this up, we can perfect our timing.
Syrus: Guys, this is really annoying.
Zane agreed.
Para: Your skills are pathetic, your style is lame.
Dox: You should never be allowed to play a card game.
Syrus: THAT IS IT! I'M SICK OF YOU, GUYS! YOU WANNA THROUGHDOWN, WE'LL THROUGHDOWN! DJ, SPIN THAT SH**T!
All were silent. Syrus never shouted that loudly in his life. The on screen reaction of the brothers was fair.
(random rap music is playing)
Syrus broke the silence. "What's going on"?
Syrus: Yeah... alright, here at Duel Academy Island. Let's hit it. Now everybody in the DAI, put your hands in the air to show come and die.(x2) Syrus Truesdale is here in the mic, here to put you boys back on the bike. You flippin' in here and your rhymes so lame, claiming you have come to play a card game over what you guys to think of is how it is, but take a step back a bitches love my Drillroid. Now I understand you guys think you're tough, so here's my friend Jaden just to finish you off.
All jaws could fall off and nobody would notice. Syrus. Syrus rapping? And it wasn't that bad.
Jaden: Yeah... it's me, Jaden Yuki, and great at... playing cards?
Jaden cringed. "Better leave it to Syrus".
Syrus: Okay, bad idea. I guess I take it back, as far as rapping goes, Jaden has no tag.
Chazz was amazed. "Wow. Now that's what I call the look of shame".
But remember these laws and remember it well. me and my Roids are sending you guys straight to hell, what do you think you can't rhyme, but let me tell you what's up? Sit down, relax, and Shut the f**ck up!
(Cues Explosion)
Everyone was so impressed they all clapped.
Crowler: Alright! Alright, that was tight. Okay, now raise the roof if you thought the Paradox Brothers win that round?
Student in the crowd. 'Clapping vigorously'. Yeah! Yeah alright. Yeah…"!
Slows down when he realized he's the only one clapping.
Yeah… claps at random. Damm flies, where do they keep coming from.
Syrus chuckled. "That was embarrassing".
Crowler: Okay... now, raise the roof if you thought Syrus's team won?
Crowler couldn't believe his other self was treating this like an actual rap battle.
(All Cheered)
Crowler: Well then, it seems it's a facial; Syrus win, The Paradox brothers was the worst cameo ever, and Jaden can't rap for sh**t!
Chazz agreed. "I'll say".
Jaden: By the way, Syrus. What does DAI mean?
Syrus: "Duel Academy Island," man, Jaden you're so white.
Jaden: What?
Syrus: Word.
Caption Ending: In this hood is where it's at, yo! Remember to wear protection when you wish to ride your bicycle. Syrus currently hosts the new rap battle at the New York underground every other Friday. he goes by the name of 'Sy-True' and is making a very arrogant lifestyle.
Jaden turned to Syrus. "What did you think of that episode Sy-True".
"Don't ever call me that again".
Alexis: So let me get this straight, your name is Billy Bob Jones III from Ashton Town.
Alexis sighed in resignation.
Bastion: *sigh* Yes. Yes, I am whatever the hell you just said.
Alexis: Hey Bastion, look! The episode is over!
Alexis was caught off guard.
Bastion: Yes, I'm sur- wait, what?
"Now that was a great episode".
"You say that about every episode".
"Because it's true", Jaden replied to Crowler.