Hello and welcome back, I know I have been gone for a long time, but im here now, lets get this chapter started
Parker neighbourhood (Peters pov):
"Thank you Peter for helping tonight", Alice said as she gave me a small smile in the frontview mirror.
"Anytime", I said and Got a kiss on the cheek from Polly, "what was that for?", I asked and stared at the oldest Cooper daughter.
"Well it was a thank you for helping me and my family tonight", she said and stared out into the road and the strretlight illuminating the street.
Soon we were parked in the Coopers driveway, we all got out of the car and I walked across the street and entered through the frontier, as soon as I walked into the house a light was turned on.
"Where the hell have you been Peter, the excuse better be one hell of a good one", May said as she took a sip of her tea and just stared at me when she placed the cup back down.
"Okay so what happend was, I a flashlight from my room in the Coopers livingroom and all light was turned off expect that flashlight, so I thought there was a burglar on the loose in the house, so I went across the street, entered the house, and then bam the kitchen light turns on and then Alice Cooper is pointing a gun at my head", I said but May interrupted me, "WHAT?!, she aimed a gun at you?", May said in a loud voice, kinda surprised Jughead didnt wake up, but from what I hear he Can sleep through a thunderstorm, hey who sprayes me with water?, "concentrate or I will use something else than the waterspray", May said.
"Oh right, so then when she Saw it was me she said to get behind her, and then we entered the Living room where this figure was looking through the stuff, it turned out it was Hal looking for evidence he stole from the Sheriff", I finished and she just stared at me, "okay so the next part is more hazy, so I think a flashback is approiate", I finished as she just stared at me, oh right inside voice, I should have used my inside voice
Flashback:
"Come to the kitchen we have alot to discuss", Hal said, could this town get any weirder, like come on.
"These are all the reports from the Jason Blossom murder investigation Sheriff Keller had", Hal said as he had layed all paper works, Photos and what-not out onto the table, the gunshot Sound to the head, that gunshot seems to have been fired close range.
"Wait how did you get these then dad?", Betty asked her dad.
"I broke into his house on the closing of the drive-in, when I knew he would be home, and I took them", Hal said, so he's a thief great im neighbours to a thief.
"That is impossible sin FP already confessed to doing that", I said and just looked around the table, but the evidence is clearly here, that Hal did that and not him, what are you playing at here FP, who are you protecting?
"As said, I did it, so I have No idea why he would do that, since that was all me", Hal said as he took a sip of his coffee before he continued "which is why im here, to destroy any evidence that would lead back to me", he finished, makes sense.
"So right now you're telling me FP has confessed to something he didnt even do?", I asked.
" yes, that is what im saying", Hal said.
"Yes, but right now I like to know why you're stealing and destroying evidence in a murder investigation, Care to enlighten us Hal?", Alice said as her attention is fully on her husband now.
"Look", he started as he was moving nervously around in his chair, "I was worried the investigation would get to polly, even to us", Hal said and just looked at the two women, "somehow he would figure the connection between our family and the Blossoms", he finished.
"Im lost", I said and the three just stared at me, "right inside voice... proceed", I finished with a small Bow that Betty gave a small giggle to.
"When you say connection, are you talking about great-grandpappy Dooper, being killed by a Blossom?", Betty asked her father, where is this going Kevin would be dying to hear this gossip.
Hal just looked down at the table thinking about his next words, "Betty, you're great-grandfather wasn't just murdered by a Blossom, he was a Blossom", Hal said we all just looked around at eachother, what the actual fuck, "after the murder, our family severed ties with the Blossoms and their name, and we took a new one, Cooper", Hal finished.
"Im part Blossom", Betty said and just stared into the kitchen Wall.
"What the fuck", I said
"Just my words Peter, what the fuck, so Polly is a Blossom, which then makes her and Jason relatives by blood", alice started as she looked ar her husband, "so this is why you wanted Polly to abort", she finished.
"Yes Alice that is why", Hal said and just nodded his head at her words.
"Jesus Christ Hal, you were willing to send Polly away to keep her from Jason", Alice said.
"That leaves a question, how far was the Blossoms willing to go to keep Them apart", I asked and I Can feel this is going to be a Big headache, Holy Thor.
Alice jumps put her chair, "we need to get Polly out of that incestfested house now", she said as she grabbed the gun.
"Maybe leave the gun here, just so you dont shoot anyone, like Clifford or Penelope", I said.
Why am I being dragged into all drama in this town?, Is should just have stayed in my nice warm bed.
Thornhill:
Hal was pounding on the door, "open the door", Hal yelled.
The door opened showing Clifford and Penelope in their robes, "don't brother calling the cops, we're not staying", Alice said as we barged into their house.
"What the hell is going on here, Alice?, its the middle of the night?", Clifford said as he tried to get infront of the Hal and Alice.
"Oh, so sorry to disrupt you're little witching hour here at Thornhill", Alice said as they Saw Polly standing on the stairs.
"Hi Polly, are you okay?", I asked and just looked at her at the stairs.
"Hey Peter, yeah im fine, what are you guys doing here?", Polly asked.
"We're here to get you home Polly", Betty said as she smiled at her sister.
"Shes staying here, the babys are staying here", Cheryl said as she took hold of Pollys arm.
Penelope started to walk to the stairs, "she chose to live here, with a mentally stable family", she said, yeah you're crazy lady, 100% boinkers, maybe its the incest.
Alice just stares at Penelope, "we know all about your family, Penelope, the incest", Alice said, yeah still kinda wild, like what the heck that ewww, "Well, we learned today thats Hal's grandfather wasn't just the Blossoms murder victim, he was his brother, which then made him a Blossom, which makes Hal a Blossom too" Alice finished.
"Yeah so what?", Clifford asked.
"So what?, so what?, so everything, first things FP's confession have some gapping holes in it", Alice said.
"Yeah, its like someone is using him, someone with a crazy motive like an incest child on the way", I said and could feel myself throw up a little in the mouth.
"Oh No, you're mistaken mister Parker, nothing could be more pure than those Blossom babies", Penelope said, okay im going to barf, im going to barf on the expensive rug.
"Seriously, what is wrong with you people", Hal asked and looked at Them with disgust, yeah eww.
"Will you just spare us already, they werent brother and sister, so its not wrong", Clifford said.
"Okay, first of eww, second of yuck, third of you freaking nasty", I said and couldnt contain it anymore.
"Polly we're leaving now", Alice said as she grabbed Polly's arm.
Clifford and Penelope grabbed me and Betty on our way out, "you two made a grave error" Penelope said.
I grabbed Cliffords arm and twisted it and heard a yelp, "yeah keep those fingers to yourself, I dont know where they have been and im a little confused wether Penelope is your sister, your cousine or something even more twisted, just so we're clear im the muscle", I said and let go of his arm and turned towards Them again, "dont make me comeback here", I said.
"Lets go", Betty said as we walked outside and into the car.
"Im ready to leave this creepy place, Holy Thor on a skateboard", I said and we drove away into the night.
Flashback end
"Wait wait wait, so Jason and Polly are related?", May asked in shock.
"Yeah I know yuck", I said and made a face.
"And it seems Penolope and Clifford is related also, Jesus", May said and just looked out onto the street.
"I knew they were missed up, but Jesus", May said with a worried look, "okay I need you to promise me not to go to that hunted shithouse anymore, promise me", May finished.
"I promise", I said and could see a smile form on her face, we heard a noice in the kitchen, and went to investigate.
When we entered the kitchen we Saw Jughead, "what are you doing Jug?", I asked and just stared at him.
"I Got hungry and wanted to make a sandwich", he said and sat down at the kitchen table for a snack.
"You know what I Can eat", I said and sat down.
"Boys", May said with a smile on her face and left.
"So, Archie told me his mom wants to talk tomorrow morning, Well technically today", Jughead said as he went to eat his sandwich.
"Thats good Jughead, from what I hear she is one of the best lawyers around", I said with a optimistic tone.
"That I hope, Well Thanks for a snack, goodnight again", Jughead finished and walkedmup the stairs again.
*ding*
Who writes at this ungodly hour?
Ronnie: I was thinking about you
Petey: I was thinking about you too
Ronnie: my mom isnt home right now
Ronnie: all the things we could do
Petey: like what?
Ronnie: Watch a movie
Petey: build Legos
Ronnie: im laying in bed right now
*image attached*
Holy shit was the only thing on my mind, you know im just going to face May's wrath
Ronnie: Petey you there?
I quickly tried to exit the house, but May stood there.
"Where are you going?", May asked, what the hell is she a Ninja?
"To Veronicas", I said and started to leave.
She just shook her head and gave a little laugh, "remember the condom", she said and laughed at my expression.
"Maaaaay", I Said, "where did you put them", I asked and she just threw me the pack she had bought, "thank you", I finished and closed the door.
"Im to Young to be a grand aunt", she said behind the closed door.
Yeah Well im also to Young to be a dad.
Ronnie: where did you go?
I ran as fast as my feet to carry me through the street of riverdale.
Ronnie: im lonely in my bed, I need some warmth.
Okay I am so going to get luck tonight, today, yesterday whatever day it is.
I arrived st the entrance of the Pembrooke quickly and just climbed up the side of the building and soon was at Veronicas window.
I opened the window and climbed inside.
"I have been waiting for you mister Parker", Veronica said as she walked into her room in a robe, she walked towards me swaying her hips, she stopped infront of me and dropped her robe showing me her perfect body in its full glory, the only difference about the last time we had sex, she now had a little spider tattoo, she Saw me stare at it and just smirked "you like?", she said in a flirty tone and wrapped her arms around my neck.
"I really like it, you look sexy", I said and pulled her in for a kiss, when we broke the kiss I had to ask her the one question on my mind, "why a spider?", I asked and Saw the little smile on her face.
"To show I Care about you and that i'm yours", she said and just smiled at me and kissed me.
"Th-that means alot", I said and smiled at her, she just smiled and started to pull on my hoodie, when she Got it over my head she started to feel my muscles but she stopped in her Tracks when she notice something on my body.
"You Got a tattoo?", she asked as she traced it and planted a kiss on it, "I love it, you look sexy with a tattoo", she said as she continued to kiss my body, "and just like mine close to the heart", she said as she took my hand and put it on her tattoo, "im yours and you're mine", she said as she pulled me in for a kiss, "the Black dahlia my favorite flower, this means alot to me also Peter", she said and pushed me to the bed.
We had the best night ever, I am this close to telling her I love you, hopefully the tattoo means she also thinks that.
Next Morning:
"Morning sleepyhead", Veronica said as she Got back into bed with breakfast.
"Morning to you too, for a 'normal' you have some serious stamina", I said and flashed her a smile.
"Well I Got to keep up with my superhuman boyfriend and he is amazing in bed", she said and gave me a wink she let out a laugh when she Saw my blush, she layed down on my chest and just traced my tattoo, "does May know you have a tattoo?", she said and just stared at me.
"God No, if she did I wouldnt be here with you, she would have dragged me to the Inger circle of hell and burned it from my body with hell fire, then she would kill me only to bring me back to yell at me", I said and shuttered at the thought.
"She would have to go through me", Veronica said and I let out a laugh, "what so funny?", she asked slightly offended.
"No offence but she would best you up, then take you and bet me up with you", I said and we both laughed.
*ding*
Jerkhead: headed to pops for the meeting with Archie and Mary
Traitor: oh right, im coming soon
Jerkhead: No rush, say Hello to Veronica for, see you
"Jughead says hey", I said as I put my phone on the bed and started to put clothes on.
"You're just going to sleep with and then ditch me, I see how it is", she said in fake hurt voice.
"What No… oh haha", I said.
"So where are you going now?", she asked as she sat in her robe she discarded the night before.
"Pops, I promised to assist Jug in his talk with Mary about FP" I said and walked over to put my shoes on.
"That is good, Jughead really needs a friend after all the shit", she said and had followed me to the entrance of her appartment.
As soon as we opened the door her mother stood there "Peter", she said as she just stared at us.
"Hermione, hey Girl how's it going?", I asked.
"Pretty good, hows May?", she said as she just kept looking at me.
"Pretty good", I said and started ti walk around her.
"Did you sue protection?" Hermione asked as I entered the elevator.
"Nope", I said as she Doors closed fully
Pembrooke (Veronicas pov):
"So, how was your trip", I started, my mom just laughed, "whats so funny", I asked her.
"Just that everytime you sneak Peter in he somehow gets caught, its like someone doesnt like him", my mom said and laughed ti herself.
"So Veronica, I Saw the bank Statement that there is a tattoo payment", my mom said and stared at me, "let me see", she said as I showed her the tattoo, "it suits you", she finished and walked inside.
"Thanks mom", I yelled after her.
We both have a tattoo of eachother, dont tell me im in love with him?
Pembrooke (Peters pov):
The elevator reached the bottom floor and I walked out of it.
"Goodmorning mr Smithers", I said and passed him.
"Good Morning mister Par…. How the hell did you get in?", he asked and looked at me.
"Lifes little mysteries", I said and laughed at him.
"Mhm" , he said and laughed "Young love", he finished.
Soon I was on my way to pop for the meeting, what will we talk about, what will happend, it will be revealed next time on a spider in riverdale.
A could splash of water hit me.
"Got off my lawn you jackass", unknown invidual person said.
Now im wet and have a meeting to do, Well until next time