WELCOME EVERYBODY TO THE NINETEENTH EDITION OF THE KICK-ASS FICTION, THE BATTLE CATS: X! BASED OFF OF THE HIT MOBILE GAME OF THE SAME NAME. I HOPE YOU ENJOY WHAT I HAVE TO SHOW.
Somewhere in the Sahara Desert, The Battle Act struggle to set up their Cat Base in the desert due to the lack of a solid ground. They set up their Base someplace in southern Algeria. Everyone is outside in the backyard of the Cat Base. Bob, Cat, Axe Cat, Cow Cat, and Fish Cat are staring at camels go by. While Tank Cat, Gross Cat, and Bird Cat are drinking some iced water.
Cow Cat: What are we doing just watching all of these camels walk? I want to fight off these enemies already! he continues to stare out, despite what he just said
Axe Cat: Heh, Matilda was wondering the exact same thing! he poses out his trusty axe I actually am getting quite bored, we're in a desert in the middle of nowhere.
Cat: Where on Earth is the enemy base? I can't see it anywhere. he looks around with skepticism
Bob: How the hell am I supposed to know? he looks around before finding it Ah, there it is! he grins before cracking his knuckles
Fish Cat: Do you say that there's any water here? I want a quick beverage, it's so dry!
Cat: There's a supply running the sink. I believe that is our only source of water though...
Bob: Ei, acho que está tudo bem. (Eh, I guess it's alright) Now, I suppose we should get ready to take on the enemies. We have an unknown guy to deal with, right?
Cat: Indeed, let's get a move on. he gets up and makes his way out, followed by the others
Fish Cat: I'll follow you guys in a moment. I just want to watch these camels go out of vision.
Cow Cat: Oh, just hurry up already! he grabs Fish Cat and catches up with the others
Fish Cat: Okay! I get it. I'll make my way across...he grumbles before jumping off of Cow Cat
By the door to the backyard, Tank, Gross, and Bird are all sleeping underneath the roof of the building. They are all woken up by Axe Cat as he shakes them up. They all seem pissed off from their ruined slumber.
Axe Cat: Get up you sleepy dicks! We have a journey to attend, and we are not leaving any of you behind! Hurry up. he shoves them all with his Axe
Gross Cat: he mumbles Just five more minutes, please? I had a shit sleep last night.
Tank Cat: Me too...I'd really appreciate it! he yawns before turning in his sleep
Axe Cat: NO FIVE MINUTES, NOW!
Tank Cat, Gross Cat, and Bird Cat simultaneously: Fine!
All of The Battle Act make their way outside. They see the enemy base right in front of them. It is a stereotypical Northern African base based off of, you guessed it, The Sahara Desert! It has a base made of wood to appear as sand. It has a recreated camel on the top. And it contains two palm trees. It is a rather detailed base, especially the sand.
Tank Cat: Ah, so this must be the Sahara Desert! This is one of my favorite places to be! I really love the sand here, nice and soft on the paws. he grins as he walks on the sand, embracing it
Cat: Yeah! Who doesn't love all this sand? he giggles as he pounces on Tank Cat But let's focus on the enemies for now. Speaking of enemies, what exactly are they up to? he looks at the Sahara Base
Inside of the Sahara enemy base. Those Guys are poking at Gory to help them with a debate. He is grumbling in embarrassment as he has to endure all of their shouting for his help. It really bothers him to the point where he grabs them and shouts at them to give it up.
Gory: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THREE WANT FROM ME!? Can't you see that you are draining the hell out of me?
That Guy A: I just want your opinion on something, is it okay if you answer it for us?
That Guy B: It won't take you long, we promise!
Gory: he sighs in humiliation What, is it? This better be good now, or else I will kick you all out to be fed to the Cats. he points out the window
That Guy C: Who would win in a battle, me, him, o- gets interrupted by the unknown enemy
??? ???: Who here wants chicken casserole? the figure grabs a box of, supposedly chicken casserole
Gory: NOT NOW BAA BAA! I am trying to understand what these three are trying to spew at me. he grumbles But I would really like some of that casserole.
Baa Baa: Okay. he grabs the chicken casserole and gives it to Gory It is hot. he walks away
That Guy A: Why is Baa Baa so...bland all of the time?he scratches his head
That Guy B: You can't blame him! He has a complex of being too ordinary, he's trying to fix it.
Gory: ASK ME THE DAMN QUESTION ALREADY! he bashes his fists on all of their heads, he is genuinely growing impatient by the second
Those Guys simultaneously: AGH! WHICH ONE OF US IS THE STRONGEST? they all cower on top of each other in fear, they all drop as Gory lets them all go
Gory: I don't have the time for any of this bullshit. I'm going outside, COME ON YOU THREE! BAA BAA, WE'RE GOING!
Baa Baa: Okay, I will follow you. he replies in a monotonous manner
Those Guys, Gory, and Baa Baa all make their way outside. They all look at The Battle Act in front of them. Eventually, Baa Baa speaks up. Everyone's attention is on him.
Baa Baa: Hello. he waves his hoof in a corny manner before staring down The Battle Act
Bob: Who the fuck is this basic looking sheep over here? he stands there blankly as Baa Baa just stares at everyone
Cat: Oh yeah, this is Baa Baa, his name is corny, his looks are corny. HE IS CORNY! But he is a decent enough enemy to fight against, sure, he may be single target, and his attack is half of Hippoe's, but he has a quick attack rate! Meaning he can easily fuck our entire strategy to the pits of the Earth if we aren't careful.
Tank Cat: Baa Baa is basically the guy in the corner of a room, sipping on some punch as he watches everyone dance. I kind of feel bad for him to be honest. he sighs as he looks at Baa Baa innocently, feeling guilty
Bob: Ah, I believe I get it. he flicks his toothpick as he looks at the enemies in front of him
Baa Baa is actually a sheep. As instead of having his species' name twisted around, his name is actually the onomatopoeia of a Sheep's bleat. Appearance wise, he is like that of a typical white cartoonish sheep. He has simplified white stubs for legs, he is covered in wool, he has a small tail, he has two large horns on the top of his head that curl to each side of his face, and he has a simple sheep's head with a large nose. He is also pretty monotonous, you can tell be hearing his voice, which makes him stand out as corny and ordinary. Which he does not like. AT ALL!
Baa Baa: in a monotone voice I did not meet the human before. I will introduce myself. My name is Baa Baa, I am a sheep. I fight alongside these guys right here. he points at Those Guys and Gory I like fighting, but I don't like getting injured, it hurts. I am also taking up comedy lessons. I like comedy. Do you want to hear a joke?
Bob: Huh? Fine I guess...what's the joke? he sighs as he looks at Baa Baa take out a sheet of paper
Baa Baa: What did the bee say to the flower? he looks up at everyone coldly and plainly
Bob: What? Uh, I don't know, what did the bee say to the flower? he wriggles his foot around in impatience
Baa Baa: "Hi, Bud." he removes his sheet of paper This is the moment where you laugh.
Bob: he rubs his left temple in annoyance Ha, ha. I suppose I should introduce myself to you now, but I'll actually add some...I don't know, PERSONALITY to it! My name is Roberto Mourinho Jablovskyy, but everyone I know calls me Bob, and hearing your drone voice say my full name will probably make my ears explode! I am 16 years old. But I am not from here, I come from Lisbon, where my mother sent me on a boat to a disciplinary camp in North Korea for my aggressive behavior. But the boat went on the wrong currents, so now here I am, fighting alongside The Battle Act. Making sure little runts like yourself taste the pain of my fists! he smirks menacingly as he pounds his fists together
Gory: Ah, it is the fighter of the century, Bob! I am going to deliver your ass to you so hard that you can't even feel it anymore!
Bob: Oh, bring it on, bitch! he cracks his knuckles We're all ready whenever you are. This is going to be a kick ass battle for sure!
Baa Baa: Gory, do you need help? he pokes Gory as he asks him to help
Gory: No! I'm sorted, you idiotic lamb! Now go off and fight some random enemy, I can't even be bothered. he grumbles before charging at The Battle Act
That Guy C: Let's catch up with Gory before he starts the damn fight without us! The last thing I want is to miss a bunch of kick-ass fighting!
Those Guys A and B simultaneously: YEAH! LET'S KICK ASS!
The Battle Begins! Baa Baa walks up to Bob and begins to attack him. Baa Baa attacks Bob by head butting him in the head. Causing it to bruise up and develop a nose bleed. Bob responds to it by rushing right into Baa Baa and kicking him in the face, and slamming his body down into the ground, causing him to bleed out from his neck. Even after having his neck crushed, he doesn't seem that devastated.
Baa Baa: Ow. That really hurt me. he rubs his head in pain, but doesn't really show any emotion Will a joke help out with your anger? he grabs his sheets of paper
Bob: I don't want to hear your stupid ass jokes! Tuas piadas são dolorosas de ouvir! (Your jokes are painful to listen to!) Why is it so hard to understand?
Baa Baa: My jokes make people laugh. he head butts Bob once more, causing his face to bleed out You don't like my talent. But that is okay. Now I will kill you.
Bob: Huh? Are you threatening to KILL me? Heh, I'd like to see you try, carneiro! (sheep/ram) Bring it on. he flicks his toothpick
Baa Baa: Yes. I will try. Baa Baa removes his sheets of jokes and begins to dash
Baa Baa charges into Bob and attempts to head butt him. But Bob blocks the hits with his forearms. He then tightens his brass knuckles before sending a blow right into Baa Baa's face. Causing him to bleed out and dislocate his jaw. Baa Baa coughs up some blood before getting back up. Baa Baa is bleeding, yet he doesn't seem to care at all!
Bob:in his mind (Holy shit...this guy has a lot of dedication. He always gets back up the second he gets knocked down. Maybe if I fuck with this motherfucker for too long, he can easily beat the living shit out of me. But I won't let some corny dick like him get in my way. He is even weaker than most of the enemies!) out loud Take that, you bitch-ass sheep. Eat the Earth and die in a hole, will you?
Cat: he comes approaching the scene Oh, hey Bob! Are you taking on Baa Baa on a one on one battle?
Baa Baa: Yes. He was.
Cat: I WAS NOT ASKING YOU! he grumbles before approaching him How about I finish you off? Would you like that? he grins as he grabs some of Baa Baa's wool
Baa Baa: That is my wool. I would like it back. he stares at the wool that was taken from his body
Cat: No, I'd rather put you out unconscious instead! he charges into Baa Baa and bites him, causing his back to bleed Hey Bob! Give me and hand here, will you? he looks at Bob with a sly smile I could actually use this wool for my own personal use!
Bob: Oh fucking hell yes! This is for all of the corny jokes I had to endure. he smirks before pouncing on Baa Baa and punching his face in
Cat: He only told you a SINGLE joke! Why do you care so much?
Bob: That does absolutely nothing but prove my point. Listening to a single one of those irritating jokes with that VOICE, is enough for me to rather be at that camp in North Korea!
Cat: Okay, damn, what a way to prove your point. Jesus... he giggles before stomping on Baa Baa Well, Amy last words, Baa Baa?
Baa Baa: Stop.
Bob: Well, that was good enough for me! he flicks his toothpick before sending a rapid punch to Baa Baa's face, making him go unconscious
Bob: Now, time to find Gory! Where the hell is he? he looks around until he finds Gory by a nearby area West of them Oh, never mind, I found him! Also, if we are actually lucky enough, we just might be able to sneak into the Saharan base and obtain the Silky Sand treasure variants.
Cat: Indeed! But we only have a single problem, what if Baa Baa gets up? He is known for appearing unconscious, only for us to realize he's been faking and he gets up! He's actually really smart, he uses his drone voice and basic personality to his advantage.
Bob: God damn, but why does he end up hating it so much? If he can use it do his advantage, I actually think I can adjust myself to the voice now, knowing it gives him a strategic advantage. he cackles loudly as he cracks his neck
Cat: Bob, trust me when I say this, you do not want to endure having that voice being produced by your own voice box. It is a really irritating experience, one which may cause you to never want to speak EVER AGAIN! he shakes Bob in despair
Bob: Alright! I think I get the fucking point! My God... he kicks away a stone I suppose we should finish off Gory and Those Guys before they could attack us and turn us into their bitches.
Baa Baa: he is actually conscious Okay.
Bob and Cat simultaneously: AGHH! BAA BAA IS ALIVE.
Baa Baa: Yes. I am alive. he nods his head I am not dead. he shakes his head And I will win this battle. he walks towards them
Bob: HOW THE HELL DOES HE PULL OFF SOMETHING LIKE THAT!?
Cat: He is scarier than Gory! he squirms as he hides behind Bob
Speaking of Gory, he is behind the Enemy Base drinking a bottle of rum. He sighs heavily before continuing his drinking process. But out of nowhere comes Fish Cat, who gives Gory a fright.
Gory: AGH! he trips onto the sand What the hell are you doing back here!?
Fish Cat: AGHH!! he got scared by Gory's face and anger I was coming to look for you to fight you. Nothing shitty or anything. he scoffs Hey, can I have some of that? he points at the Rum bottle
Gory: he seems pissed initially, but becomes confused Do you want some of my rum? he holds out his bottle
Fish Cat: Yeah, I want to try some! he giggles frantically Pretty please, dude?
Gory: Do you even know what Rum is? It's alcohol, I hope you understand.
Fish Cat: Yeah, I want to try some! he approaches Gory and takes the bottle from him without hesitation or asking Gory
Gory: he sighs before asking Do you even know what alcohol is?
Fish Cat: It's booze! It will get you drunk and wasted. he cackles before opening the bottle
Gory: Have you ever even had any alcoholic drinks before!? he looks at him concerned If so, rum isn't the one to start with!
Fish Cat: Nope, first time, baby!
Fish Cat smirks as he chugs the rest of the bottle like it's nothing. Size wise, it was about 3/4 of a quart (946ml is a full quart, which makes what he consumed to be approx 710ml of rum, making it 284ml of pure alcohol consumed). At first, he has no reaction.
Gory: Jesus, are you alright? he backs away from him, and makes it out onto the battlefield again
Fish Cat: I feel fine, just a little...sore in the head! But I'm A-OKAY! he grins menacingly, before hiccuping
Fish Cat is supposedly normal at the moment, until shortly afterwards, the alcohol kicks in! For instance, he bumps into the enemy base! Causing him to trip over and lose focus. He gets up and charges right into the Battlefield. He yells out to all of The Battle Act, and the other enemies.
Fish Cat: slurry HEY, EVERYONE! I FOUND THE GORILLA, AND HE WAS DRINKING...BOOZE, LET'S ALL SMASH THE BOTTLE RIGHT INTO HIS HEAD! WHO'S IN?
Tank Cat: Oh my goodness, Fish Cat! he rushes towards him Did you drink an entire bottle of alcohol?
Fish Cat: No, I didn't! Do I look drunk to you? he throws away the bottle
Tank Cat: Yes...you look really drunk right now. he stammers as he further inspects him
Fish Cat's face is all pink in hue. His balance is very unstable, and his eyes can't seem to stay perfectly open, or closed! He also is speaking in a slurry manner, but he is also yelling at the same time. So, he is a big mess at the moment!
Axe Cat: Wait, Fish Cat, did you really drink an entire bottle of alcohol? he grins as he approaches him That is crazy!
Fish Cat: N-no! It was only about three quarters of a quart! Heh, quarter of a quart! What's next? A fifth of a "fiff"!?
Axe Cat: He drank more than a plastic bottle of water's worth of alcohol. he backs away That gluttonous idiot!
Gory: Just for the record, I did not feed him all of that. He just took it from me. he grumbles in anger It was my rum that I paid for.
Bird Cat: Oh my goodness gracious! You just let Fish Cat intoxicate himself with toxins!? The shame of you! he grumbles as he flies towards Gory
Cow Cat: Did Fish Cat really get drunk? Why didn't anybody tell me!? This is surely a sight to behold, oh I can tell you that much.
Bird Cat and Cow Cat both go after Gory. Bird Cat pounces on Gory, causing him to bleed from his lips and to go flying. Cow Cat adds onto the heat by bashing into his chest, causing it to bleed out and leave large scars from the impact. Gory fights back by pounding the two of their heads in. Causing them to bleed and leave a lot of bruises.
Gory: I DID NOT GIVE HIM THE RUM! He just took it from me...I already said this. he coughs some blood as he clutches his chest
Cow Cat: weakly I believe you, mate. But this still is a battle, and your booze caused Fish Cat to act the way he is acting right now! So we're still going to beat the shit out of you.
Bird Cat: Affirmative! The last thing we want is to deal with his loud hangovers in the middle of the nocturnal hours. It is a painful session of ear torture.
Gory: Where are Those Guys at? he looks around to find them
Meanwhile, Those Guys are fighting it out with Fish Cat, Tank Cat, and Axe Cat. But it soon stopped by Those Guys. As the three of them are messing with Fish Cat to see how drunk he is.
That Guy B: How many fingers am I holding up? he holds out his hands
Fish Cat: I'm going to guess...seven! Come on, please tell me I'm right? he hiccups as he stares into his face
That Guy B: I don't have any fingers! You silly little fishy! he is cackling loudly, alongside Those Guys A and C
That Guy C: This will never get old. Please, do it again, do it again! he shakes That Guy B
That Guy A: Yeah, I want to see more of this.
Fish Cat: Yeah, me too! This sounds so badass, that I should probably name it. he looks up How about... "How many Fingers am I Holding up?"? That one has to be good.
Those Guys simultaneously: YEAH! WE LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT NAME!
That Guy A: My turn! How many fingers am I holding up? he holds up his left hand I'll give you a hint, it begins with "L"!
Fish Cat: ...ELEVEN! he cackles loudly
That Guy B: I like your spirit, so YOU'RE CORRECT! he jumps on Fish Cat and cheers
Axe Cat and Tank Cat are watching from afar. The two of them are looking at each other in confusion. They both have different thoughts on it entirely. Suddenly, Gross Cat passes by after so long and talks to them.
Gross Cat: Hey guys! What's up? he leans over them as he places a paw on each of their heads
Axe Cat: Fish Cat got drunk, and now he's counting the non-existent fingers of Those Guys. he cackles loudly, to Tank Cat's offense
Tank Cat: You're evil. Our friend is hurting without his knowledge, and you're just going to stand there laughing?
Axe Cat: Yeah, why? he continues to watch the scene unfold
Tank Cat: That is actually so heartless of you! I'm going to intervene and put a stop to all this! he begins walking, but is stopped by Gross Cat
Gross Cat: No, allow me to intervene! Knowing you, you'd just ruin everything like the simpleton that you are. Now excusez-moi! Time for the Gross to go loose!
Gross Cat swoops in and takes a look at Those Guys. Who are laughing with Fish Cat. Gross Cat grabs them one by one and slams them to the floor. Causing their heads to bleed out. They all look up at him visibly pissed off.
That Guy A: Hey! What was that for? We didn't do anything.
That Guy B: All we were doing was playing with him! Do you have a problem with that or something?
That Guy C: I don't want to get attacked! I was only having fun, we were just playing!
Gross Cat: Playtime's over, kiddos! he slaps them in the head one by one, making them all go unconscious instantly There, that should teach them!
Fish Cat: he hiccups Hey! What are you doing to my game friends you...dick! he leans on him and loses balance
Gross Cat: Woah, easy there big guy! We'll get you someplace safe, so you won't have to deal with the bullshit of Those Guys anymore.
Fish Cat: I feel fantastic about that...go ahead! he chuckles as he walks sluggishly towards Gory
Bob, Cat, and Baa Baa all witnessed the events in front of them. They all just stare in disbelief. Well, Baa Baa probably is, he is just staring, but it could be in disbelief, it's hard to tell, okay? They are all lost for words.
Baa Baa: Fish Cat consu- gets interrupted by Bob and Cat
Bob and Cat simultaneously: OH, BE QUIET FOR ONCE!
Bob: Aquele carinha maluco. (That crazy little guy) I can't believe he actually intoxicated himself. Heh.
Cat: Well, what else is there to say other than... "That's Fish Cat for you!"? he nudges Bob playfully Let's make it back to the others.
Baa Baa: Who am I supposed to fight?
Bob: YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS! he sends a punch right into Baa Baa's face, causing the jaw to dislocate, and for him to really go unconscious Alright, let's just get this shit over and done with. I just want to make it back to the base before dark.
Bob and Cat meet up with Tank Cat, Axe Cat, and Gross Cat, who are staring at Fish Cat. Fish Cat is visibly drunk and clearly will do the most craziest and illogical stuff at just a simple request by his brain, or others.
Fish Cat: Hey Bob, what's Bobbing? he grins as he makes his way towards Bob in a tipsy manner
Bob: Nothing much, just beat the shit out of the Sheep over there! So that's pretty badass.
Fish Cat: SUPER! I need to do something as kick-ass as THAT! But the only problem is that MY HEAD HURTS SO MUCH! OW! he grabs his head in pain and falls onto the floor
Tank Cat: At least you made it in time, Bob! You're the only one strong enough to lift him back to the Cat Base. So put him someplace to rest, NOT his bed, because it is a fish tank and he'll suffocate underwater with the alcohol. So, on the nearest couch would do. he gently rubs Bob's back, before pushing him
Bob: Alright big guy, get on my fucking arms already! I'll pay you in Cat Food if you do.
Fish Cat: his eyes gleam with childlike joy Yay! Cat Food. he jumps onto Bob's arms That is really awesome of you man! he hiccups before holding Bob close
Axe Cat: Wow, I suppose it is time to get Matilda sharpened for the epic journey we will have tomorrow! But I believe it is time for us to make it to The Cat Base already. he stretches before grabbing his axe and following Bob inside
Cat: So, now what shall we do? We have beaten off Those Guys, we have beaten off Baa Baa, who else is there? he realizes Gory! Oh shit, I don't want to deal with his scary face!
Tank Cat: Neither do I! But I guess we have no choice but to stand up to him with courage, and destiny! he hugs Cat before marching forward Come on, man! We have a gorilla to hunt!
Cat: Right behind you, Tank 547! Let's show him what we're made of! he quickly follows Tank Cat, also known as Tank 547
Gross Cat: he's all alone Yeah, I'm just going to go and get the treasure... he sighs as he makes his way to the Enemy Base and tries to break in WHERE THE HELL IS BOB TO SEND AN ENEMY FLYING INTO A BASE WHEN YOU NEED HIM THE MOST!?he groans before making his way inside the Cat Base to get him
Bob is wrapping up Fish Cat in a blanket and giving him cold water to help with his hangover. He sees Gross Cat and he grins. He approaches him and speaks up.
Bob: Eh, don't worry about Fish Cat. He's fine. Isn't that right, mate? he yells across to Fish Cat
Fish Cat: slurry Yeah, I'm amazing! he giggles as he rests on the couch GO AND SHOW THAT GORILLA AND SHEEP WHO'S BOSS! But not the stickmen, they're my friends! he sighs in despair
Gross Cat and Bob simultaneously: THEY'RE NOT YOUR FRIENDS, YOU DUMBASS! THEY ALREADY FELL UNCONSCIOUS ANYWAYS.
The two make their way to the battle between Cow and Bird against Gory. They are watching in surprise before Bob speaks up.
Bob: Gory sure fucked up the two of you. Am I right? he cracks his knuckles as he speaks
Cow Cat: Bob! My man! Help us deal with Gory here real quick, okay?
Bob: Of course. Because you guys are...meus amigos! (my friends!) But Gory, I just want to say. Don't worry about a damn thing, Gory, I still will honor your pride.
Gory: Oh for fuck sake. Not this bullshit again! he sighs as he knows what to expect
Bob grabs Gory and flings him right into the Enemy Base from afar. Gory lands on top of the front wall and the whole base collapses right in front of everyone! Bob grins in a cocky manner as he looks at the Inferior, Normal, and Superior Silky Sand treasures all come flying out of the base. Cat and Tank Cat finally worked up the courage to face Gory, but unfortunately, they are way too late to face him.
Tank Cat: Aw Bob! Why did you have to do that to Gory!? We were going to work up the courage to face against him and his scary face. All of that pep talk for nothing. he scoffs as he walks away
Cat: Phew! At least we don't have to look at his ugly mug. But still, WHY BOB!? We were this close to facing one of our biggest fears ever, and you ruined the chance of a lifetime!
Bob: he is visibly confused I'm sorry? I guess I ruined a pretty good opportunity there for you, huh? he scratches his head innocently
Cat: he giggles playfully It's not the end of the world or anything. And plus, I want to head to the next location and hopefully, see Doge again!
Bob: You sure miss that mother fucking dog... he grins as he nudges Cat, to his embarrassment
Cat: I can't help it! he looks away bashfully before looking at Tank Cat with the treasure Ah, Tank Cat has the treasure, how about we get moving, huh?
Bob: Yeah, I'm tired, I want to go to sleep. Let's head back. Everyone, come on! he stretches, and looks at Gory carry Baa Baa and Those Guys to their next location
Gross Cat: Yup, I am right behind you buddy! he smirks before pouncing on Bob, the two begin play-fighting on the way back to the Cat Base
All of the Cats make their way back to the Cat Base with the newly acquired treasure. They all seem happy with the results of Fish Cat's recovery. Mainly because he is sleeping like a baby and not blabbering about some wild stuff! The supposed Party Animal has officially got his hands on the official Party liquid! Hopefully he goes lighter next time. They are all cozying up in The Cat Base before planning out their next journey.
Bob: Say Cat, where are we going to next? And what are the important details? he grins smugly as he leans back against a wall
Cat: Nope, I'm not telling you a thing! You ruined my chance against Gory. You have to find out yourself. he giggles as he hides his Log Book
Bob: Give me that you selfish little bitch! he chuckles as he pounces on Cat and retrieves the Log Book You want me to find out myself, I WILL find out myself! he flicks through the pages Alright, we are going to Egypt tomorrow! And we will be facing against; Doge, Snache, Those Guys, Hippoe, Pigge, Gory, and Baa Baa. All to obtain the Hieroglyph treasure variants. We are also meeting up with four new Cats! Wait...three of them are bundled as one, just like Those Guys. So it's the usual one from each army.
Tank Cat: Ooh, there's only two Battle Act Cats left to make it to us! And for The Special Forces Cats, I know exactly who they are! But I'm not telling, you ruined our chance against Gory. So the only way you can find out is with patience, as it's impossible to obtain it now! he giggles
Bob: Oh, god damn it! he grins before making his way up to bed
All of the other Cats follow Bob up to bed, except Fish Cat because of his intoxicated headache. All of the Cats and Bob are left to just dream away and think about the possibilities when they meet up with the unknown Cats. It will surely be an adventure for them, so they need a lot of training to make sure that is possible.
TO BE CONTINUED
That was a pretty interesting story I came up with. I decided to find a way to make this story unique, because I had only three (or five) enemies to work with to enhance the story. I went by the description of Gory in-game, and I decided it would be funny if Fish Cat were to get drunk off of Gory's rum! So I am only just being respectful to the source material here. Especially with Baa Baa, who debuted in this episode. Also, to anybody who wants to take up drinking, PLEASE don't start with Rum! Your body is not a fast-metabolizing fish body! So don't overestimate your Liver.
I hope you enjoyed this funny little story, stay tuned for the next edition very soon!
The Battle Cats (2014) and its respective characters and features are all owned by Ponos Corporation.
The character Bob is owned by me, however, feel free to use him non-profitably, just as long as you credit the owner.
This fiction is 100% unofficial and can be considered as Fan Made.