Screaming Gophers: Mike, Zoey, Jo, Cody, Damien, Beth, B, Izzy, Shawn, Nichelle, Alejandro and Noah
Killer Bass: Geoff, Bridgette, Jasmine, Katie, Sadie, Amy, Sammy, Ezekiel, Ripper, Julia, and Zee
Chris (voice off): Last time on Total Drama Island, twenty-four campers have signed up to spend right weeks right here at this crummy old summer camp, then have to face the judgement of their fellow campers.
Brick: It's our first challenge, how hard can it be?
The scene show the large cliff
Jo: You had to talk, Brick-for-Brains?
(Theme Song play)
The episode starts at the cliff where the contestants are looking down, some very nervous. They are wearing swim-suits
In the Scremaing Gophers, Noah wears brown shorsts, Izzy a two-piece green suit whit a cap, Cody a blue shorts, Beth a one piece pink suit, Jo a similar one but grey, Alejandro a dark red speedo, Mike a green shorts with a white shirt, Zoey a green limo one-piece suit, B an black shorts white a yellow shirt, Shawn an blue shorst whit a white shirt and floats, Nichelle an white bikini and Damien an yellow shorts
In the Killer Bass, Ezekiel weras a dark green shorst whit her wolly hat, Sadie and Katie an light pink whit polka dots bikini, Geoff an blue shorts, Bridgette a one piece dark blue swimmer, Brick an green shorts whit a white shirt, Ripper an blue short for swim, Jasmine an black bikini whit her explorer hat, Amy and Sammyone similar but red, Julia same with a light blue one and Zee an pink shorts with his green cap
Chris: Today's challenge is threefold. Your first task is to jump off this 1,000 foot high cliff into the lake
Bridgette (not nervous): Piece of cake
Chris: If you look down, you will see two target areas. the wider area represents the part of the lake that we have stocked with, psychotic man-eating sharks
In the water, some sharks jump, bitting, Damien step backs with fear
Chris: Inside that area is a safe zone. That's your target area, which we're pretty sure is shark-free
Damien: Really?
Chris: For each member of your team that jumps and actually survives. There will be a crate of supplies waiting below
Several supplies of boxes appear
Chris: Inside each create are supplies that you'll need for the second part of the a hot tub! The team with the best one gets to have a wicked hot tub party tonight. The losers will be sending someone home. Let's see, Killer Bass, you're up first
Bridgette: Oh wow, so you wants to go first?
Killer Bass are unsure who wants to go first, even a cricket chirps from the background
Zee: Hey, don't sweat it, guys, I heard that these shows always make the interns do the stunts first to make sure it's surviveable, very sure
Flashback
Chris and Chef on the cliff, Chef is in his bathing suit, he wears an inner tube
Chris: We need to test the stunts first, you know that.
Chef: Do I look like an intern?
Chris: No, but the ones we had are all in the hospital, come on, just jump it you big chicken
He imitated chiquen chaws
Chef (putting on his goggles): I don't get paid enough for this...
He jumps and screams and lands on the water, but not in the safe zone, he emerges
Chef: Hey, I made it, I made it, man (suddenly, something approaches he's legs) Someone just brushed my foot!Hey, Chris, man. Someone right down here!
He down in the water, screams and runs in mid-air, cartoon-ish like
Chef: Oh, buns!
Chris:Well, that seems safe...
End Flashback
Jasmine: So, who's up?
Ripper: Ladies first?
Some girls glare him
Bridgette: Fine, I'll go, it's no big deal. Just an insane cliff dive into a circle of angry sharks
She jumps, then she splashes, she emerges while waves hapilly to her teamates when a boat arrives
Brick: She did it, I'm next (he run and jump off the cliff) Coming!
Accidentaly, the cadet land in a buoy, for some cringe to the other, while Brick slides of the buoy
The next campers jump off the cliff
Geoff: Woohoo!
Jasmine: Crikey!
Zee just drink his soda very calm while he falls
Sammy looks nervously at the cliff, shaking a little.
Amy: Come on, Samey, don't be a chicken and jump!
Chris: Afraid of heights?
Sammy (embarrassed): Yes, since I was a little girl.
Chris: That's good, at least your sister is going to jump?
Amy: Nuh huh, did you see my hair? Unlike Samey's, it is very well cared for and does not need to get wet.
Ezekiel: Uh, I see you two the same.
Amy: Shut it, homeschool!
Chris: Hush, unfortunately, that makes you both a chicken, so you'll have to wear this for the rest of the day.
Chris gives both twins a rubber chicken hat
Amy (annoyed): You must be serious?
Chris: Bawk, bawk, bawk! That means the chicken path is that-a-way (points to some electric stairs that lead down)
Amy (staring at Sammy): This is all your fault!
Sammy sighs heavily as they both go down the stairs.
Ezekiel: Alright, here I come (jumps off the cliff) Yee-haw! (suddenly he bumps onto a rock, when he lands in the water
The Killer Bass cheers, Shile Ezekiel gives them a thumbs up
Ripper: Alright, ladies, it's time for you to see Ripper-man!
He jumped but his shorts got stuck on the edge of the cliff, giving him a super long and painful wedgie as he screamed, the other campers even the sharks shook for him, he then landed in the water, emerging afterward.
Ripper: Man, that felt like the thickest thing I've ever felt in my life...(realizes something) Wait, I feel kind of cool down here (suddenly sees her swimsuit floating nearby) oh boy!
He dives while putting it down, showing his butt for a second, making many gross out
Chris: Wow, looks like we'll have to "rip" that part, don't you think?
Julia: Sorry, Chris, I have a problem.
Chris: Which one?
Julia (lying): A condition that prevents me from jumping over cliffs
Chris: You can refuse if you want, but that will cost your team an advantage (smiles mischievously) And then they will hate you
Julia: It's a risk that's not so likely, I saw the other team and I think 8 of them won't jump.
Chris: Well, here you go... (hands her the chicken hat as she walks down the stairs in annoyance) Alright, just two catfish left, ladies?
Katie (raising her hand): Here we are!
Sadie: Yes, we are very ready.
Both friends hold hands and run together towards the edge
Both: Here we go Killer Bass! (They jump and scream until they land in the water)
Chris: Ok, that was it, 9 divers and 3 chickens, Gophers, if you can overcome that we will give you some useful carts to carry your boxes to the camp
Alejandro: Sounds good to me, who goes first? (No one from his team volunteered) Come on, team, we must be brave and not cower!
Cody: I say Nichelle should go first.
Beth: Yes, he will destroy those sharks with his incredible blows
Nichelle (nervous): Um, I appreciate the support, but I think someone else should go...
Alejandro: Okay, miss, we understand your insecurities, we promise to keep our feet behind you while you do your act.
Most Gophers: Nichelle! Nichelle! Nichelle!
Nichelle rolled her eyes before turning around in front of the edge and positioning herself to run, though she never did, she just stood still.
Zoey: Uh, why isn't it moving forward?
Damien: No idea, seems to be waiting for some kind of signal or something? Typical of actors
Noah (thinking about something) And...action!
When he said that, Nichelle quickly ran towards the edge, only to stop, look into the depths of the cliff, and gulp.
Nichelle: You know what? Maybe I can't...
Suddenly she was pushed, by none other than Jo, the others looked at her perplexed.
Jo: What? She wanted to jump herself, I just gave her a push
Nichelle screamed loudly just before landing inside the safe zone, re-emerging with her braided hair all wet and staring at Jo from below.
Nichelle: Hey, that was not cool!
Jo: Hey, famous girl, I just helped you land in the safe zone (for herself) I just hope I land there too (she jumps and lands next to Nichelle)
Damien (looking down with fear): The height of this fall can be deadly, even falling into water
Chris: Are you holding back?
Damien: Um, sure, I won't risk my life for something so stupid (Chris puts the chicken hat on him and he goes down the escalator)
Confessionals:
Damien: I know I'm taking a risk, but we're talking about my life itself, I bet everyone will understand my decision well.
Jo: That chicken will be very dead if we lose because of him
End Confessionals
Zoey and Cody were the next to jump, screaming in fear along the way, Izzy just laughed madly as she enjoyed falling, Alejandro did a great diving position, but accidentally deviated and landed outside the safe zone
Zoey (gasps): Alejandro, be careful!
The sharks approached menacingly before the Spaniard, but he raised his hand in front of them, making them stop in amazement.
Alejandro: There is no reason to be hostile, fellow aquatics, we should simply be more... friendly
He stroked the sharks' snouts and they kindly brought him back to dry land.
Confessional:
Zoey: Wow, he really is an animal whisperer, plus he's handsome.
End Confessional
Beth (looking down in fear): I can't do it, I'm so scared (Chris chooses to put a chicken hat on him) Sorry, guys!
Jo and Cody began to imitate chicken noises to mock her, while Beth trudged towards the stairs with her new hat, Noah and Shawn were the next to jump, the first screaming in fear and the second, braver falling, but worried that there were zombies in the water
Mike (looking down with concern): It's too tall, I don't think I can...
Chris: Are you holding back, dude?"
Mike (sighing): Yeah (starts walking back) I would never have jumped off a cliff anyway (suddenly gasps and smiles, lipstick and eyelashes appear on him, just as he has a female voice with a Russian accent) But Svetlana can do it without a problem!
"She" jumped and cartwheeled until she jumped off the cliff, maneuvering herself elegantly until she landed in the safe zone in the water. The Screaming Gophers applauded and cheered as Mike emerged from the water, now without his makeup.
Shawn: Great moves, Mike!
Mike (confused, looking around): Uh, when did I get here?
Noah: Uh, you just jumped off the cliff.
Mike: When did I do that?
Shawn and Noah looked at each other confusedly with their eyebrows raised. Up on the cliff, only B was left looking down
Chris: Okay, Gophers, you need this jump to win (he walks towards him) No pressure, dude (B smiled a little distressed) Not true, there is pressure
Confessionals:
Geoff: When I saw him there, I thought "There's no way he's going to make it."
Damien: Honestly, I think... he's going to die.
End Confessionals
B walked to one end of the distance from the shore, looked carefully at the angle, calculating the perfect moment to jump, all the campers below were looking up carefully, some nervous
Zoey: Come on, B, you can do it...
B then closed his eyes, snapping them open as he began to run towards the edge and jumped, plummeting to the bottom, though he didn't scream for a second, but his gaze was terrified. Until it hit the water, making a super mega splash that lifted everyone up with the waves, including the sharks, almost everyone was sitting on the shore, soaked and watching what appeared to be B emerging from the water, inside the safe zone, and giving a thumbs up
Chris: The Screaming Gophers win!
The Gopher team cheered happily, while the Bass team only frowned.
Chris (speaking to camera): Can the Killer Bass win the challenge even with the Gophers' advantage? Find out when we return...
Commercial Break
The scene shows the Screaming Gophers happily singing except Jo, walking on the beach with their crates with the wheelbarrows
Screaming Gophers (singing): Forty-nine bottles of pop on the wall, forty-nine bottles of pop. If one of those bottles should happen to fall, forty-eight bottles of pop on the wall...
While Killer Bass are having trouble pulling their crates, Ripper kicks his crates, Brick and Ezekiel lifts his crates together, when Julia stop to pushing he crate
Julia: Ow! I think I just got a splinter, my manicurist is going to kill me for this!
Jasmine rolled her eyes and picked up her crate.
Jasmine: Stop snobing and pick your crate(drops the crate in front of her) Chicken!
Julia: Hey, you're talking to a girl who has more than 3 million followers on Instagram, in a social view of that, you need me!
Brick and Jasmine looked at each other confused, the scene cuts back to the Gophers.
Screaming Gophers (still singing): Thirty-two bottles of pop on the wall, thirty-two bottles of pop. If one of those bottles should happen to fall...
Later with the Bass, Ripper leaves his crate on the ground
Ripper: Uh, I've got to take a whiz, nobody follow me
Jasmine: Hurry up, where behind.
Katie: Oh, I have to go, too.
Sadie: You do? Oh my gosh, me too.
Katie and Sadie chirp happily as they go to one of the bushes, Jasmine grimaced when she saw them without noticing that a fly was flying in her face, when she saw it, she crushed it with her hand, but accidentally hit her right eye
Jasmine: Ouch! Stupid fly!
The Gophers continued singing until they reached the camp near the cabins
Beth:Hey look, there's the campgrounds!
Damien: That was pretty easy
Cody: I'm pleasantly surprised
Katie and Sadie turned back to the Basses, followed by Ripper.
Brick: Are you feeling better now, ladies?
Ripper: Yes, now I know that wild leaves are much softer than normal toilet paper.
Amy (disgusted): He meant the girls, gross-vy!
Ripper: Thanks for the nice nickname.
Amy gagged in disgust.
Jasmine: Can we go now? I think my eye is swelling up.
As they push their crates again, both Katie and Sadie feel a great burning sensation behind them.
Sadie: Ooh, something is itching me, are you itching too?
Katie: Totally itchy, really bad.
What they didn't know is that their butts were turning red.
Meanwhile at camp, some of the Gophers were struggling to open their crates, as for some reason they were pulling on the ropes with the teeth in their mouths.
Chris: Remember, guys, you can only use your teeth to open the crate, I came up with that one.
Izzy (biting the rope): Hey, I think I got it open(she opens the crate, butse gets bunch of supplies) Ow, ow, ow, rope on my tongue!
Back on the beach with the Bass
Sadie: D'ooh, it's really itching now.
Katie: Mine feels like it's burning.
Sadie: Okay, I have to scratch.
They both start scratching wildly
Chris: You girls are way behind the other team, like way behind. What's the problem?
Jasmine: Their butts are itchy.
Chris see Jasmine, who had a swollen right eye now
Chris: Ah, oh my boxers, that's bad!
Jasmine: What's wrong?
Julia (gives her pocket mirror): Look at your reflection, girl
Jasmine looks at herself in the mirror and gasps in shock.
Bridgette (to Katie and Sadie): Did you squat down when you peed on the woods?
Katie: Yeah.
Bridgette: Did you happen to notice what kind of plants you were squatting over?
Sadie: They were kind of oval-shaped and green all over the place.
Bridgette: Were they low to the ground about this big?
Katie and Sadie nod their heads
Bridgette (smiling): You squatted on poison ivy
Katie and Sadie looking shocked
Sadie: What do we do?
Katie: Oh no!
Both: NOOOOOOOOO!
Chris (laughs): No way, that's awesome!
Katie and Sadie strat drag their bottoms to get rid of the burning, but it doesn't work
Katie: Somebody help us!
The Scene cuts to the Gophers looking through their supplies in their carts
Mike: Wow, check it out, I got wood.
Damien: I got some tools here, we can make a pool liner?
Jo: Ok, nerds, do your thing, and those of us who can carry like two breadcrumbs start moving wood.
Noah: Uh, who died and made you leader?
Jo: Come on, I have run three setathlons, without stopping to drink water like the weak, so who is more skilled to lead?
Shawn: I think we need someone more than that.
Alejandro: Without wanting to brag, friends, I offer myself for the leadership test, I have been part of the student council two years in a row, not to mention that my father is one of the greatest diplomats in the area
Zoey (looking lustfully): Wow, the son of a diplomat, that's so cool.
Mike looked at her strangely.
Jo: Okay, let's do a vote, who wants to be the leader, the Spanish idiot or me... (notes the others starting to work with the help of Alejandro) Ugh, well, let's do it their way
While the Gophers are building the hot tub, the Killer Bass arrives, but not all of them
Brick (tired): We did it...(plomp in the floor)
Zee: Hey, what's up, gophs?
Shawn (appearing from a crate): Hey, aren't you missing a couple of annoying girls?
On the beach, Katie and Sadie are in the water, sighing in relief that their bottoms aren't itching them anymore, Sadie farts, and Katie is disturbed by this
Sadie: Oops!
Back to the campground
Julia: They're...getting a drink
Ripper (whispering to Ezekiel): Yeah, if they drink from their butts.
Ezekiel (laughs): That's funny
Nichelle notices Jasmine's swollen eye, that is worse than before, she is shocked
Nichelle: Eugh, what happened to your eye, girl?
Jasmine (covering her eye): Nothing, is just an allergy
Ezekiel: I think it's getting worse.
Jasmine (to him): Hush, we don't want them to know that
In that, Brick get up in a crate
Brick: Alright, soldiers, it's not too late, we can do this!
The Bass just look at him, and that, they notice Ezekiel picks his nose
Amy: Ew!
Ezekiel: What? (he wipes it off in his pants)
Julia: That's really gross, I get out of here! (leaves)
Brick: Hey, come back here, duty is calling!
Julia (from afar): The only thing calling me is my sponsor!
Jasmine (gets up): Ugh, let's leave that girl, I've been through difficult times like this, we just need to do as much as we can and we'll make it.
Ezekiel: It's true, uh, my dad didn't raise a loser, if anyone knows more about manual labor it's me (approaches Jasmine) so let's do it!
Jasmine: I like your attitude, mate (she pushes him away from her) but don't touch me with that finger... (looks at her team) any questions?
Ripper: Where do we start Cyclops?
Jasmine: Open the crates, Bridgette, go find Katie and Sadie, we need the help we can get
The campers start to building the hot tub, Beth and Cody fix their hot tub while B is seeing the plans, while the Brick and Geoff's not build properly and breaks
Nichelle gives Alejandro a hammer and he claps a nail in the wood, while Ripper and Ezekiel fight for the hammer and they drop it, Bridgette ducks for get the wood table, avoiding the hammer that hits, hits Brick in the groin, Bridgette, who doesn't pay attention hits Brick with the table and knocks him down
Noah fills a bucket with water and passes it to Cody, Mike and Zoey, the last one pours out the water in the hot tub. While two leaks comes out from the Killer Bass' unproperly built hot tub, when Jasmine taps the leak with cint
The bot hot tubs are finishied, at least one, Chris tests the Screaming Gophers' hot tub, while they see expectly
Chris:This is an awesome hot tub!
The Gophers smile in relief, Chris looks at the Bass's hot tub, seeing a seagull is floating in it, he taps the hot tub a bit, the leak comes out, splashing his face, before the hot tub collapses
Chris:Well, I think we have a winner here. The Screaming Gophers!
The Screaming Gophers cheers, while The Killer Bass frowned disappointed
Chris: Gophers, you are safe from elimination, and you get to rock this awesome hot tub for the rest of the summer. Bonus!
Cody: Awesome! (runs to a side)
Chris: Killer Bass, what can I say, sucks to be you right now. I'll see your sorry butts the bonfire tonight.
Zoey: We won! We all get to stay in for another three days!
She, Beth and Nichelle hugs happily, before being splashed by water, they see Cody in the hot tub, enjoying and celebrating
Cody: We won! Woohoo! (Then he see the three girls glaring him and chuckled nervous) Oops...
More later, the both team are eating in the Mess Hall, the Killer Bass look at others with weird glares
Katie: So, uh, what do we do now?
Julia: Duh, we have to figure out who we're gonna vote off!
Ripper: Well, in that case, I think it should be princess selfie (point Julia) or the wonder twins (point Amy and Sammy)
Amy: What?! Why?
Jasmine: Because unless I'm mistaken you are the only ones here wearing chicken hats, but I heard the cheerleaders are atletics, so we can save Amy and Samey
Julia: No, you guys need me, imagine the popularity that you would have if you let me be on the team
Bridgette: Yeah, right, but how would that help us win?
Julia: Well, if we have to get someone out of here besides me, it should be the farmer (pointed to Ezekiel) no offense, but you are so disgusting and unfashionable.
Jasmine: Hey, at least he had the courage to jump to the cliff, chicken legs, plus he works better than you.
Ezekiel: Thanks, eh, but I would like to say something
Geoff: What, dude?
Ezekiel: Well, I'm not surprised we lost, the opposing team is the one with the fewest girls.
The entire team gasped in shock at this comment.
Bridgette (angryly approaching Ezekiel): What's that supposed to mean?
Jasmine (glaring at him): Yeah, mate, brighten our vision.
Ezekiel: Well, guys are much stronger and better at sports then girls
(The girls were stunned while some of the boys moved away a little)
Geoff (face-palmed): Oh snap, he didn't just say that!
Ezekiel: My dad told me to look out for the girls here, eh, and help him in case they can't keep up...AH!
Jasmine had grabbed him by his sweatshirt while looking at him furiously.
Jasmine: And I thought you were someone really respectable?
Ezekiel: Uh, not really!
Geoff: Okay, guys, let's give him a break (Jasmine roll her eyes while she let Ezekiel on the floor) I mean, at least he doesn't think that guys are smarter than girls.
Ezekiel: But they are... (he noticed the girls and some boys on his team glaring, which made him swallow saliva) My bad...
At night, the Killer Bass were sitting on the logs in front of the campfire, but most of them kept looking at Ezekiel angrily.
Brick (to Ezekiel): Sir, you should learn something more about today's world.
Chris: Killer bass, at camp marshmallows represent a tasty treat that you enjoy roasting by the fire. At this camp marshmallows represent life
I show a plate with 13 marshmallows in it
Chris: You've all cast your votes and made your decision. There are only ten marshmallows on this plate. When I call your name come up and claim your marshmallow. The camper who does not receive a marshmallow tonight must immediately return to the Dock of Shame to catch the Boat of Losers
He point the dock with the boat waiting at side
Chris: That means you're out of the contest and you can't come back... Ever! The first marshmallow goes to... Geoff
Geoff smiled as he walked over to Chris, who placed his marshmallow on the end of his stick.
Chris: Brick.
Brick: Yes sir! (He got up and went to get his marshmallow
Chris: Katie...Bridgette...Amy and Samey (the aforementioned girls went for their marshmallow) Zee!
Zee: Yeah, sweet! (He got up to go get his marshmallow)
Chris: Sadie!
Sadie: Oh yay! (She got up and hugged Katie) Thank goodness we can be together!
Chris: Jasmine! (The Australian smiles as she gets up) and Ripper!
Ripper: Haha, yes! (He ran for his marshmallow)
Chris (looking at the last two remaining, Julia and Ezekiel): Campers, this is the final marshmallow of the evening...
The two campers looked at each other, highly nervous, the music and tension became denser as time progressed and Chris looked at each of them, until he finally spoke.
Chris: Julia!
Julia sighed in relief before going for her marshmallow, while Ezekiel just looked disappointed.
Chris: Can't say I'm shocked. I saw you picking your nose, dude, not cool (walks to him) Dock of Shame is that way, bro...
Ezekiel walks but before heading to the dock he looks at his now former teammates.
Ezekiel: I just want to say...I'm sorry for what I said (he lowered his head before leaving, some looked at him with pity)
Chris (to the Killer Bass): The rest of you, enjoy your marshmallows, you're all safe... for now
The Boat of Losers arrive to pick up Ezekiel, Chef is seen driving the boat, go away to the island
Confessional:
Damien (still with his chicken hat): Ok, the people are a bit extravagant here, and for the first challenge it was quite enough for me, I honestly want to leave, now that I know I can survive one day...I think there is no anything else to try to win
End Confessional
Outside the Screaming Gophers cabin, most of them were having a party in the jacuzzi, those inside it were Damien, Nichelle, Cody, Mike and Zoey, while Alejandro outside of it but standing close, leaning on his elbow on the border
Cody (holding a soda): To the Screaming Gophers!
Damien, Nichelle, Mike and Zoey:To the Screaming Gophers!
Beth (dancing in front): Go Gophers! Go Gophers! Go Gophers! (Joining her Izzy and Noah) Go Gophers! Go Gophers! Go! Go! Go! Go!
Meanwhile, the members of the Killer Bass passed by on their way back to their cabins, Jasmine stopped to jealously watch the Gophers celebrate.
Jasmine: Ugh, my team losing and I can barely see with my eye those whiny Gophers remembering in our faces (she turned around and noticed the camera recording her) Are you recording this? Good, let those guys enjoy what they want, but I'm going to win this, and I'm not going to let anyone stop me...
(End Credits)
Elimination Order:
24th-Ezekiel
Ok, it took me about two months to finish these two parts (but it was due to procrastination or because I was busy with other things), the interactions were almost the same but with different characters
And yes, Ezekiel goes home first, I wanted to save him, but I couldn't find a way to do it, what nobody likes won't happen anyway, and I tried to make him apologize to everyone before he leaves.
Later we will see more differences between this fanfic and the original show, I have many things planned that will surely surprise you, see you next time