"Not at all," Lauren says, marching off.

Rosalie is legendary for taking out the neighborhood trash.

When she's barely out of reach, I bark a laugh. "Good grief."

"Please," Bella says, nose wrinkled, "tell me I've never been her friend."

"Fuck no." I cover Masie's ears.

"What was she thinking?" Rosalie asks. "She's not one of the regular crew, that's for sure."

"Regular crew?" Bella looks between us.

I palm my forehead.

"All the cougars hit on Edward," Rosalie says.

I avoid Bella's gaze.

"And I was fine with that?"

Rosalie touches her arm. "You thought it was fucking hilarious."