All Natural: A parody of Nature Pants from SpongeBob SquarePants with Total Drama characters.
Disclaimer for the series: Some (though far from all) chapters will contain moments of nudity or underwear due to the canon SpongeBob episodes' plots and gags, though it won't be anything that wouldn't happen in TD or SpongeBob. Credits to another user on FF for letting us use their idea, and another for their cast idea who wishes to remain anonymous. Some episodes may also take massive strays from canon in order for things to work. Feel free to leave a review, follow, or favorite if you enjoy it!
F/N: Much like SpongeBob, Ella's naked for about the whole episode. If that bothers you, feel free to skip this chapter. Also, while Sky was not introduced yet, she is one of the Sandy replacements to fit the athletic persona of the squirrel, so she's integrated as if she and Ella know each other already. Don't necessarily treat her and Harold as one and the same, but they'll never appear in the same episode for that reason.
"And that's how I invented this mother earth friendly clothes line, I'm selling them on craigslist, so if anyone is interested, feel free to contact me there." A hippie platinum-blonde girl finished, getting off the stage.
Ella had been at a meeting building that advertised caring for animals, which was the main part she was interested in, but it had certainly given her a lot to think about.
In fact, she'd been thinking about it since she walked home, and upon entering her apartment building, she pondered to herself out loud. "Well, I suppose if they're all hurting the animals, then I shouldn't be using any animal products, right?"
Sugar couldn't help but overhear, giving her a smirk. "Oh, so you're one of them vegan people now?" She taunted. "Well, I don't think it's very nice of you to wear your critter friends like that."
"Hmm? I suppose it's more than just being a vegan, but, ah, aren't my clothes made of silk?"
Sugar ignored the first part. "Yeah, exactly! That's made out of worms!"
"Oh, goodness, you're right! But, ah, isn't that a little too far?"
"But you said you wouldn't use any animal products." Sugar reiterated, pointing an accusing finger at her.
"Well, yes, you're right, Sugar, but-" She was interrupted. "No excuses or buts, you wanna be a real vegan person, you gotta cut off all animal stuff." She smirked, looking back down to Ella's clothes with a glare.
The shorter girl paused in thought. "May I use the bathroom for this?"
"Fine, whatever, ya prude." Sugar allowed as the two entered the restroom. "But I'm following you in!"
"But, ah, yes, you're right about the animal products, Sugar…" Ella admitted, slowly taking off her shoes, skirt, blouse, gloves, and even her bow. She folded everything that needed to be folded as she removed them and placed them on the floor. She seemed rather reluctant to touch her underwear, though.
"Well, what are you waiting for? The maggots to decompose them caterpillars?"
"Ah, well, isn't it rather unladylike to go outside, erm, like this?" She asked in her innocent way, not knowing Sugar was trying to get her to leave town by making her "one with nature."
"Yeah, well, your undies are made outta the same material, right?" Sugar continued her pressure.
"Well, yes, but I don't believe people would want to see me that way. Even just wearing undergarments doesn't seem the most, ah, acceptable."
"But you said you'd stop using any animal products, and all of em includes your little undies." The farmer repeated with a smirk.
"I suppose you're right, Sugar…" The singer relented, hesitantly stripping all the way and folding her underwear after removing it. "I probably shouldn't stay in the city like this. If I am to be this way, I should stay in the wild."
Sugar had the biggest grin on her face, but quickly put on a frown. "Great! I mean, I know this is hard, but you're doing what's up!" She proclaimed as loudly as she could. Ella didn't get what the country gal was talking about, but she quickly left the apartment bathroom. As Ella frantically pranced out, Sugar watched her, looked at the singer's clothes, and promptly threw them into the trash just outside the restroom. "Bye bye, chump." She cackled as she left.
The songbird went up to her room one last time. She locked the door and sent out a mass text message to everyone she's close to explaining that she couldn't use any animal products, so she couldn't stay in the city. She opened the window and carefully went down a nearby ladder, taking one final look at the building.
"Oh, I can't live in the city nude like this. I should probably try connecting with my animal friends more then." She declared as she left the life she once knew.
Ella soon made her way into the woods. "It's just like I always do! Just, ah, you know, usually with clothes, but that's okay! I'm sure the animals don't mind. They don't wear any either, after all!" She shrugged. "I suppose I may as well try to enjoy my time then."
The camera zoomed out to show the lovely woods, just as pretty as Ella had always seen it with all of the trees, birds, flowers, and many other things the singer had basically completely memorized with how often she went there. Living there full-time wasn't ever an idea on her mind, but now that there was no other choice, it didn't seem that bad at first glance.
The camera then panned to the front side of her, smiling and examining the forest with a flower in front of her privates and a branch covering her chest. It moved once again to behind her jumping down the small elevation. Small enough to jump down safely.
"Perhaps I can adjust to it." Ella thought to herself as she entered the woods properly.
Meanwhile back in the city, Sammy had run all the way to her and Ella's mutual friend Sky.
"Sky? Sky, are you there?" She worriedly asked.
Just as she was about to knock again, a girl with charcoal black hair, some red earrings, a beige top, and some black pants.
"Oh, hey, Sammy, what's up?"
"You checked your messages, right?"
Sky was confused, before Sammy opened the text from Ella.
"Oh, this isn't good, maybe she's still in her apartment." The cheerleader suggested.
As the two arrived, Sammy tried to open the door by itself, but it was still locked from before. She got the spare key that Ella gave her for emergencies out and unlocked the door. Ella's room was still its usual kept-up self, but there was no sign of Ella… along with an open window. She looked outside of it and saw the ladder. There was nothing of note in the kitchen or bathroom, though there was quite a bit more food left for Mittens than usual. The cheerleader stepped out and reported her findings to Sky.
"Okay, we need to find out where she ran off to." Sky thought out.
"Um, I guess she might be in the lobby somewhere?." Sammy claimed as the two went downstairs. "Or, I mean… at least some clue about her. She said she couldn't live in the city, after all…"
Meanwhile, as the two looked in the apartment, back in the green forest, Ella was walking around. She was still slightly hesitant about walking without her clothes, but was trying to get used to it. She had occasionally found herself still trying to cover herself, but it happened less as the day went on.
By now, it was the early afternoon. As she walked, she saw a doe lying on the ground, seemingly injured.
"Oh, you poor little thing…" Ella sympathized, reaching down and petting the deer as it lied there. Seeing hurt animals was always one of her least favorite things about walking or prancing about the woods.
"Oh, little doe, I want to sing to you. That will make you feel better, I hope." She soothed.
"It's okay, my friend, the deer… If you lie here and heal, there soon will be nothing to fear!"
The little creature nuzzled Ella, who instantly swooned at the adorableness of it. "Get better soon, little girl. I'm sorry about your injury!"
She walked away with a sad smile on her face, happy to help but also sad the animal had to experience this in the first place. She truly did love the wild, but there were things back home that she was starting to miss once the realization that she abandoned everything permanently set in.
Things around her were starting to remind her of people back home. A little squirrel's eating pattern reminded her of Mittens back home. "I do hope he's doing alright… I did give him plenty of food and water."
She saw a red bird and a pink one sitting next to each other on a branch, looking at each other lovingly. "Aww, true love! It's just like what me and Sammy…" The realization set in once again as she sighed. "Had…"
She sat down in thought. She had left a lot more behind than she first assumed. The singer had still tried to stay optimistic despite the sadness getting to her, though. "At least there's some nice pretty things to look at here… Trees, bushes, flowers…" She listed before looking up to the sky. It didn't take a genius to figure out who that reminded her of. "Oh…" She sighed again.
She sulked and slinked into a nearby cave. She curled up next to a wall, shivering from the cold. "I wish I had something like Edgar to hug." she murmered, just then, some bats swooped and swirled around the princess, nibbling her hair slightly, it made Ella curl up even more, as the little feet scratches tickled.
After sleeping in the cave all night, Ella wandered through the brambles when she heard familiar voices. "Sammy?" She pondered, and looked through the canopy. Her face lit up with joy seeing her girlfriend again. Sky was also there, and they seemed to be enjoying a nice picnic.
She quickly rushed out to meet with them, keeping herself behind a bush and leaving her shoulders and head still visible. "Oh, hello, girls! It's nice seeing you two here. Sorry I could only tell you through text." She apologized.
"It's cool seeing you too, Ella. We actually wanted to, in fact." Sky mentioned.
"We kinda want you to come home." Sammy added.
Ella felt herself frown a little, but wanted to at least explain herself to her loved ones. "Well, that would be nice, but I should stick with my animal friends for a little while. They are just as important as you are, after all. That's why I'm out here, of course."
Sammy and Sky looked at each other, the latter sighing. "Ella, you're a fan of princess stories. You know those books use ink, right?" The athlete asked.
"Why, yes, I do." Ella answered. Sky then got up from her sitting position. "But the ink doesn't come from the sky. It's from squids." She explained. "Animals can also make the colors for the pictures in the books."
"Oh, yes, you're right!" The songbird realized. "But I'm sure most of my other activities don't use stuff with animals, right?"
"What about your job though?" Sammy spoke up. "Don't you use a lot of milk in the drinks?"
Ella then realized. "I suppose so…"
The twin looked above the bush Ella was behind and saw that the songbird's headband was missing. "And what about your bow? You're not wearing it like you always are."
"Oh, yes, I had to take everything off since they were-" She cut herself off, noticing where that was going. "Oh." She paused. "Well, Sugar did give a compelling point."
Sky and Sammy just looked at one another. Sammy looked behind herself with a look of realization and embarrassment, but kept her mouth shut for now.
"Wait, Sugar told you to take your clothes off?" Sky questioned.
"Yes, that's right. She reminded me that they were made out of silk, including my undergarments and my headband." Ella clarified.
Sky just sighed and put her hand on Ella's shoulder. "Ella, I don't think Sugar is the best person to ask for this kind of advice. Even if she was right about your clothes being made out of that."
"Oh… Well, thank you for steering me in the right direction. I just hope my animal friends won't be upset." She sighed. Then one of the little birds that carried her around flew by, and chirped something to Ella. "You don't mind, Colin?" The bird chirped again. "Oh, okay then. Thank you, I must make sure to give you extra bird seed tomorrow."
It was then time for Ella to make her decision. She thought for about one second before realizing this wasn't a hard decision at all. "Oh, I can't stay away from you and all my other loved ones!"
Sammy could only grin, while Sky gave a small thumbs up. "I'm happy to have you back, Ellie." The cheerleader welcomed.
Ella couldn't contain herself and ran to hug her partner. Sammy was flustered by the soft, warm hug, but also the feel of Ella's bare skin. "Ella, w-wait, y-you still don't have any clothes on!" She tried to warn, but Ella didn't seem to care too much. She was overjoyed with being with her, making Sammy just smile through her embarrassment and hesitantly return the hug. The cheerleader was equally as happy to have her girlfriend back, despite her nudity.
After the initial rush wore off, Ella soon realized what Sammy had tried to say. "Oh, yes, apologies for that." She laughed, backing out of the embrace. "I must have forgotten. It's, ah, not exactly forbidden in the wild." She giggled.
"Oh, uh, don't worry, I have them." Sammy assured, leaving.
"Have what?" The nude princess asked.
Sammy came back quickly with familiar beautiful pink fabric. "You probably need this- uh, these, to go back to the city." Sammy explained. Despite the fact that Ella hadn't changed, she couldn't help but hug Sammy a second time. "You're amazing!" She uttered. "Where did you find them?"
Ignoring her face turning red again, the blonde replied as best as she could. "I went to your apartment after you sent us that text message and saw them in the bathroom when I was leaving. I didn't expect you to be naked, but I grabbed them just in case, and I, uh, see that you kinda needed them." She sheepishly laughed a bit as she looked down over the princess's shoulder, accidentally catching a glimpse of her rear. The embarrassment was mostly because Ella was still embracing her. "Everything's here, though. Your underwear, bow, and shoes too."
The two giggled, Sammy a bit bashfully and Ella genuinely. The princess kissed her girlfriend on the cheek as thanks.
"Be right back then!" Ella told Sammy as she accepted her garments. She then went back behind the bushes. Rustling was heard, and out stepped the princess girl Sky and Sammy were expecting, fully clothed in her normal outfit, Sammy and Sky just smiled
"Oh it's very delightful to be back!" Ella declared.
A/N: Quite the interesting episode to write I must admit. The whole concept is really wild in the first place with Sugar basically daring Ella to be nude for an episode, but there's really no other way to force Ella into the wild like that and make her think she has to. In a way, the plot is different, yet it's the same with the protagonist being nude in the wild. However, Ella went there because she stripped, while SpongeBob did the opposite, stripping to live among the wildlife. The reason Sugar did this at all was just because this feels like the type of thing she would do to get rid of Ella: run her out of town and possibly humiliate her in the process.
As for Sky's introduction, I'm aware that she didn't do much here, but she will be important in later episodes. She wasn't introduced earlier due to the fact Harold suited the previous stories a bit better.