F.U.N.: A parody of F.U.N. from SpongeBob SquarePants with Total Drama characters.
Disclaimer for the series: Some (though far from all) chapters will contain moments of nudity or underwear due to the canon SpongeBob episodes' plots and gags, though it won't be anything that wouldn't happen in TD or SpongeBob. Credits to another user on FF for letting us use their idea, and another for their cast idea who wishes to remain anonymous. Some episodes may also take massive strays from canon in order for things to work. Feel free to leave a review, follow, or favorite if you enjoy it!
Guest: Yep, both of us are aware of that and have plans for up to the end of the third season. Some of these have incredibly drastic changes specifically to avoid stuff like that. We won't spoil too much, but episodes like Karate Choppers have different names while keeping similar plots. Ella's obsessed with something else there, not karate, as a minor example. Others have much larger changes.
To answer your questions, yes, Ella will turn into a cat, but don't worry about her being racist in Squirrel Jokes - we have something much more appropriate and tasteful planned for that episode.
It was rush hour at Smoothie Clean, and many customers were sitting around and eating pastries or drinking their drinks. That was, until sirens started blaring as red lights flashed around the restaurant. Every exit was suddenly covered in metal, and there was someone menacingly holding up a bottle.
"The secret to what makes you so successful, McLean! If you cannot beat them, join them!" Max declared as he held up the formula, which contained something used in just about every recipe. "MUAHAHAHA!"
Ella clasped her face in fear as she watched this. "Oh my! Please stop! Stealing is wrong!"
The supervillain wannabe ignored her. He pulled out a laser and cut out a hole for himself to walk through. "Your silly bug zappers will not stop me this time!" He shouted as he ran off through the gap he made. The customers gasped at the dramatic scene.
"Ella, get him!" Chris commanded, snapping the princess back to reality.
"Um, y-yes, sir!" She began the chase to catch Max, narrowly missing the formula as she tried to grab it without harming him.
Max pulled a propeller out of his pocket and flew to the top of the buildings to continue his escape. A kid looked at his propeller hat and pondered if he could do the same.
The songbird continued to do her job, but she paused at seeing the flight. But it was no big deal, because…
"Oh, ah, birdies, I need your help, please!" Ella requested. "I need to go elsewhere, so won't you please get me up there?" She sang, and as she did, three birds picked her up by her arms and hair to set her atop the building, where she saw her work's business rival still in view.
"Take this, you pink buffoon!" He shouted before tossing some marbles at her.
"Oh, but Maximillian! We don't have to be this way!" Ella exclaimed as she narrowly avoided rolling off the roof because of the trap.
Max jumped back down another building on his path, leaving the princess to quickly make the jump and stumble over a brick. She swiftly headed towards the edge and leapt off as well, and an accompanying wind gust allowed her skirt to aid her in falling down gracefully.
Max wasn't so lucky, and found himself landing in a dumpster and being covered in muck. "Very well, clever princess…" He coughed. "You win again."
The singer took the bottle from beside Max, wiped it off with her blouse, and put it in her pocket. She noticed that the purple-haired boy seemed sad.
"After all these attempts, I had thought I'd figured out the perfect evil scheme! Enjoy your silly bottle. I guess my restaurant will forever be doomed to be in such a distant second behind yours…" He lamented, turning over to see Ella standing like a statue, frown plastered on her dainty face.
"Well, aren't you going to celebrate your victory over the loser?"
"I don't believe you're a loser, Max!" The songbird assured.
"Huh?"
"I said that I don't believe you're a-"
The singer was cut off by a bunch of people running up and pointing in the dumpster. "LOSER!" They all cried out at once.
"How's it feel to be one of the most hated people in the town?" A tall blonde girl in the group asked.
"Yeah, and for chasing you off, we're gonna make this girl honorary rookie of the day!" A random man decided.
Max slumped his shoulders and dragged his feet away from the area with his tail between his legs.
"For she's a jolly good rookie! For she's a jolly good rookie!" Ella was tossed into the air each time the line was repeated. The third time it was sung, she was tossed much higher. Enough time for her to get a thought in.
Perhaps if Max simply had one person he could call his friend, he wouldn't want to be so mean!
The crowd caught the girl. "Which she…" They continued, before losing all their enthusiasm suddenly. "Whatever." They flatly said. They collectively put her down and walked away.
The next day, Ella was at Max's restaurant, knocking on the door.
The wannabe supervillain gasped as he opened the door. "Welcome! Today, we serve-" His face fell as he saw who answered the door.
"Hello there!" The princess cheerfully greeted.
"What other nonsense must you force me to listen to?"
Ella put her hands up to her face in shock, not expecting such a harsh reaction. "Oh, goodness! All I had wanted to ask is if you would like to play!"
"You know how to create chaos within the town?"
"Well, no, but I am quite good with-"
Max shut the door on Ella. "Blast that naive princess!"
There was someone idly watching the conversation from behind the counter. This was Scarlett, who was recently hired to be a mainstay at the restaurant so Max didn't have to bother going anywhere else. She was only in it due to a deal they had.
"You're not allowing her to leave the premises, correct?" She questioned.
"Well, of course I am! She's nothing but a nuisance!"
"A nuisance that could aid you in obtaining that formula you've been after."
That piqued the evil man's interest. "Hmm, elaborate."
"If you allow your bond with the girl to become much closer, then she could be the one to lead you to the formula once her trust is built."
"Why, what a wonderful idea! Thank you, sidekick!"
The brainiac shook her head in annoyance, but didn't refute the nickname. "Are you going to let her escape?"
Max gasped dramatically and ran back to the door, where the singer simply finished her sentence from before.
"-animals that are in the forest!"
"Very well, princess. I'll play your little game."
"Wonderful!" Ella clapped close to her chest and led her supposed new friend to the forest, holding his hand like an excited little kid.
The two were then in the forest, watching many of the delicate wildlife prance around the area.
"I love coming to the forest, it calms my nerves, and lets me see my animal friends." The songbird explained.
"So when do we blast them with our evil death rays?" Max questioned.
"Goodness! No, silly, we don't eat them! You simply watch nature at work!" A deer nibbled on a leaf, making the singer go "aww" while the wannabe supervillain looked bored.
"And?"
"Ah, well, I suppose that's all. I have tried to feed them before, but I've lost a few gloves to them because of that. Their bites do tend to hurt…"
"Pointy teeth?" The smaller one in the duo entered a fantasy and thought of sending random animals to go and bite people, including buildings. Many were knocked over and destroyed, as he did not realize the absurdity of this plan. "The most evil plan to rule the world!" He maniacally laughed. "I win!"
"But it's not about winning; it's about fun!" Ella countered, snapping him out of his daydream.
"Fun?"
"Fun is when you… ah, well, I suppose it's- no…" The songbird was stumped. "Perhaps it's… Goodness, what is fun?"
She then got an idea. "Oh, I know! Allow me to explain it through a song!"
"F is for friends who do stuff together! U is for you and me!" She started, pointing between herself and Max.
"N is for anywhere, any time at all!" Ella continued, spinning like a ballerina as she sang. "Out here in the deep green trees!"
"F is for fire that burns down others' palms! U is for uranium! Bombs!" The singer looked worried as the other sang.
"N is for no survivors when you-"
Ella gave Max a sad look. "What?" He questioned.
"Those aren't what fun is all about! Perhaps try doing it like this!" The princess began dancing again as she started the song back up. "F is for friends who do stuff toge-"
"Never!" Max cut her off, crossing his arms in annoyance. "That's far too foolish!"
"Well, then allow me to assist!" Ella offered, picking up the smaller boy's arms and making him dance. "F is for friends who do stuff together! U is for you and me!" She let go of his arms. "Okay, your turn!"
"N is for anywhere, at any time at all, out here in the deep green trees!" Max finished, continuing the dance on his own. "I… feel a lot of tingles inside of my body! Is this a normal experience? Sort of like the tummy wonkies, but in a good way!"
"Of course it is! You're feeling happy right now!" The princess beamed with pride.
"Well, I like it! Let's do it again!"
"Hooray!" Ella clapped near her chest.
"F is for frolic through all the flowers!" The two sang at once as they spun around through a field of many different-colored flowers. "U is for ukulele!" Max and Ella were both playing the instrument with grass skirts and coconut shells.
"N is for nicknaming, sharing gum, and exclaiming, here with my best buddy!" They were shown looking through a book of cute nicknames to call your friends, sharing a pack of gum with each other, and exclaiming unheard words as they pointed to something off-screen.
"Hahahaha, hahahaha, hahahahaha!" The two laughed as they danced around each other, having the time of their lives.
Unknown to both of them, there was someone spying on the two, who did not look happy about the whole situation. He narrowed his eyes and growled, but didn't add anything more.
That evening, back at Max's restaurant, he was excitedly sharing the events of the day to his assistant.
"And after that, she gave me the most charming nickname! Her Little Tiny Titan!" He declared happily while changing behind a curtain.
"You seem awfully cheerful now. Has your bond gotten close enough to get what you're after?" Scarlett questioned.
"What ever do you mean? The power of friendship? Of course!"
The redhead facepalmed. "I think you're getting too attached. Remember the formula!"
"Well, you can't rush things through! And of course I'm not being attached!"
"Just look at yourself. You're forgetting the mission!" Scarlett merely picked the evil genius up by his top, revealing that he was wearing the skirt and blouse Ella always wore. "What?!" He exclaimed.
The scene then cut to the Smoothie Clean, where Ella was organizing the straws and picking up any wrappers that may have accidentally missed the trash can.
"Haven't heard anything from Max in a while." Chris commented. "Must've finally run out of ideas."
"Or perhaps he's changed! Everyone has some niceness deep down!" Ella chipped in.
"Yeah, changed his clothes, maybe!" Her boss pulled out three pictures of her and Max playing around the forest.
"Oh, oh my, Christopher, where did you get these?"
"Don't think I can't see you two playing me for a fool!"
"My! Ah, well, I… I-I truly do think that-" Saving Ella by the bell, the door opened to show Max walking in. "Oh, there he is!"
The purple-haired boy sent the princess a wave and opened his mouth to speak, but Chris did before he could. "Ella, can I talk to you in private for a second?"
"Um, o-okay!" She responded, hesitantly walking into the kitchen with her boss. "So, ah, what do you need to talk to me about?"
"Look, dude, he's a thief! A criminal! You know how many times he's tried to destroy this place or steal that thing?"
"But when we were playing, he-"
Chris cut the singer off. "He's just after the formula! Here, I'll set a drink right in front of him. He'll be out the door in a second!"
The two walked out, and Chris set the drink down on the table in front of the purple-haired boy, who was twiddling his thumbs patiently as he waited. "Hey, aren't you still thirsty from yesterday, and that long walk here today?"
"Oh, why, yes! But I'm waiting to quench my thirst with soda at the movies." Max politely declined.
"O…kay?" Chris answered unsurely.
"Are you ready then, Max?" Ella checked, approaching her new friend.
"Let's go!" He confirmed.
"That guy's definitely up to something…" Chris muttered to himself skeptically. He followed behind the two from a decent distance.
Upon getting Max's affirmation, he and Ella were then seen inside of the theater, watching what looked like a sappy love flick. The songbird was tearfully eating some of the popcorn as she watched the on-screen characters kiss, but she noticed someone sitting on Max out of the corner of her eye.
"S-Sugar!" She stammered out. "You're sitting on my friend! May you please get up so he may enjoy the movie as well?"
The country gal simply made herself comfortable in her seat, sending the princess a taunting smirk.
"Oh! Well, um, there's…" Ella dropped some of her popcorn in shock, making Sugar chase after it.
"Thank you, friend." Max told her approvingly.
"Ah, no worries!"
"Hey, listen up!" The movie called out, suddenly having a shadow that looked very familiar for Ella.
"Christopher?" The singer questioned, shocked by her boss's presence.
"Reach into your neighbor's pocket and take what they've got on 'em! They're tricking you!"
Everyone in the cinema reached into their neighbor's pocket and took something from them - one person got a fake watch, another got a full wallet, a third got a phone with some interesting messages, and many others got other assorted things.
"You too, kid!" Chris demanded. The singer hesitantly reached into Max's pocket and withdrew the formula. She was heartbroken by what she found.
"Max!" She exclaimed, sounding more sad than angry.
"It's not what you think." Max tried to defend.
"Th-then what is it?" Ella was now tearing up again, but not because of the movie anymore. Despite how hurt she felt, she couldn't even bring herself to yell anything else.
"I… well…" The evil genius started to tear up as well. "Okay, yes, it's true! It's the formula! Yes, I tricked you! But all I had ever wanted was just someone to call my friend…"
"Really?" The princess questioned.
"Well… yes, but being EVIL is another priority! BWAHAHAHAHA!" Not realizing he didn't have the formula anymore, Max ran into the movie screen, tearing it in two, before hearing a thud.
Chris then approached the worried songbird as she looked at the fallen evil genius. "My apologies, Christopher, I truly thought he'd changed…"
"Eh, whatever." Her boss dismissed. "I know how easy it is to trick you anyways. Now come on, let's get you back to work."
"Alright…" The singer replied, still sad about how her friendship with Max turned out. The two left the theater.