Chapter Thirty-Two:

YouTube Shadow Attack


She sat in the chair of her station at YouTube HQ, observing all of the videos that were being uploaded, while demonetizing YouTubers who violated her rules whenever a rule violation came up. YouTube was running like a well-oiled machine, and The YouTube CEO was making sure of that. If anyone mocked her, she would send out her Oomph Buttons.

Today had been... uneventful, but she did her job, and had kept an eye on every YouTuber in the world all day, from SMG4 to JonTron. The yellow-haired dinosaur chuckled as she pressed the demonetization button when she saw an offensive piece of content, which involved a guy flashing something he wasn't supposed to.

As she watched the results of her demonetization, she smiled wickedly and sat back in her proverbial throne. No one was attempting to kick her out, not even in a million years.

Just then, an alarm blared and a red light flashed. An automated voice buzzed over a loudspeaker; "WARNING, WARNING, INCOMING VIOLATION OF YOUTUBE TERMS AND SERVICES! CENSORSHIP HAS BEEN DISABLED!"

Seconds later, another voice spoke up, amplified at high volume. "I'M GONNA SAY THE N-WORD!" A male voice declared. And then, the room shook as the speaker howled out the dreaded word that everyone working at YouTube dreaded, and the volume was so strong, the CEO was knocked out of her chair.

People yelped, some staff members covered their ears, and others pressed various buttons to quel the situation. Seconds later, the voice finished hollering and the room calmed down. The lights stopped blinking red and normalcy returned to YouTube HQ control. However, what had happened caused a real big disturbance here.

The CEO rose to her feet, wide-eyed and red in the face with fury. Steam was flying from her ears. She HATED that word. She HATED any slur that was deemed unacceptable. The CEO grabbed her remote and declared; "YOU'RE BANISHED FROM THE REALM OF YOUTUBE, YOU OFFENSIVE OFFENDER! BE GONE FROM THIS HOUSE!"

Just then, the lights popped out and the room darkened. YouTube staff scrambled, running to the power generator to see what was going on. The CEO looked around her chamber, perplexed by what was afoot. A chill went up her back, and a sinister laugh filled the room.

"Who is there?" The CEO demanded.

No response, only a sinister laugh, followed by silence. A light popped on and off, machinery hummed, and The CEO stared up and down the walls. Someone was here. An emergency light clicked on, then she spotted a dark shadow on the wall. Another second later, the light popped off and the shadow vanished.

More ominous chills crept their way through every inch of The YouTube CEO's scaly skin, she gripped her remote, and she prepared to summon one of her offspring at any moment. Dark shadows danced across the walls, and more lights flashed, making her see the shadows.

And there was nothing more terrifying than YouTube HQ being raided by someone, suffering a power outage, and dark shadows trolling the YouTube CEO herself.

She looked all around the room, trying to find the source of the shadows, the source of the power outage. The CEO maintained her demeanor, she spotted a shadow by her chair, then it vanished and she felt a chill that prompted the YouTube executive to wheel around. Another shadow on the wall, then another, and another.

Oh, what was even going on?

A long eerie silence hung over the room. The CEO put down her remote, trying to calm her nerves, and she went back to her chair. Just then, she heard a clatter and turned around. Nothing. It seemed as though it had only been her mind playing tricks on The YouTube CEO.

She turned around, ready to sit in her chair, and her eyes detected a shadowy figure on one of the inactive YouTube monitors. That shadow, it almost looked like...

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

Without a warning, Waluigi came out of the shadows towards the YouTube CEO, holding a bizarre magic scepter, and staring at The CEO with a wicked gleam in his eyes. The CEO jumped and held up the remote, but Waluigi was swifter than her. Seconds later, a purple flash of light filled the room, and the screams ceased.

And nobody else knew what was going on at the main headquarters of YouTube. The staff had been quickly silenced, all outlets were turned to AI control, and Waluigi brainwashed YouTube into acting like he wasn't here. His takeover was swift, and he ensured no one knew that everyone running YouTube, from the CEO to her staff, had become T-Pose Zombies...