SIMON
I had Penny cast I can't hear you and there's nothing to see here on me. I didn't tell her why. I may despise Baz, but I'm not about to out him. That's his secret to share.
I follow Baz and Dylan into the Waivering Woods. It feels weird to follow Baz without the intention of exposing him. Weird to follow him to help him. (I am here to help him.) (Sort of.) (Okay, okay, I just want to know if he makes a move. Don't look at me like that.)
He leads Dylan in for a bit, and then stops and faces him. This would be a perfect time for a scone.
Focus, Simon.
Baz shoves his hands in his pockets and looks down at his feet. He kicks a bit of dirt then looks at Dylan.
"Baz, why are we in the woods?" Dylan asks.
"Dylan, I need to tell you something."
Here it comes!
Dylan looks at Baz in confusion.
"Dylan, I'm gay," Baz says. He doesn't whipser it, but he doesn't shout it either. He just says it. Plainly. Just as expressionlessly as he says anything. Well, all that hype for nothing.
