Captain Peely, the ruthless leader of the mutated bananas, laughed evilly as he stood on the Pizza Hut's rooftop. He had the entire Pizza Hut transformed into his personal lair, with bananas donned everywhere. "Mwa ha ha! My evil shall extend far beyond this place! First Station Square, then the world!"
"Then the universe!" A random mutated banana exclaimed, with all the other mutated bananas glancing at him, causing him to feel nervous.
"...Yes... the universe..." Captain Peely mumbled as he rubbed his chin, pointing eastward. "That's another topic for another day! For now, color this entire town yellow!"
The mutated bananas all cheered as they went to spread their banana joy to all of Station Square, using it for malicious chaos as Captain Peely laughed, watching from the rooftop.
Meanwhile in the subway stop below the Pizza Hut, most of the coworkers, plus Shadow and Knuckles, were hiding together in the kitchen, having closed off the staircase to prevent the mutated bananas from coming down. Coincidentally, they were all hiding in the kitchen, with several different pizzas lying on the counter and being in the ovens.
"There has to be a way to defeat them!" Vector exclaimed as he slammed his right hand onto his left hand. "But how?"
Shadow munched on a slice of black olives and pepperoni pizza he saved from earlier, moving his right hand about while holding the pizza in his left hand. "We could just disguise ourselves as mutated bananas and sneak our way up there."
"Yeah, but who's actually dumb enough to go through all that trouble?" Espio asked as he had his arms folded.
The group thought as they turned to Silver, who gawked as he waved his hands at them.
"No way! I've been placed in stupid things before," Silver commented as he shook his head as well, "But there's nowhere you're dressing me up as a banana!"
"Oh come on, Silver! Do it for the team!" Knuckles exclaimed as he raised his shovel that he somehow pulled out of nowhere.
Space Ghost raised his right fist in agreement. "Yeah! You're the heart and soul of all of us, who serve as the heart and soul of the Pizza Hut, Silver! You can do it!"
Silver sighed as he closed his eyes, folding his arms. "I don't think I can do it, guys... it's no use..."
"Sure you can!" Charmy exclaimed as he buzzed over to Silver, hugging him tightly. "I'll go up and help you out!"
Vector laughed as he pointed at Charmy. "See? Even the Charmster is willing to go with you!" He then murmured as he rubbed his chin with his right hand. "But who else...?"
Toadette's stomach grumbled loudly, causing everyone to look at Toadette. Toadette gulped, placing both of her hands on her grumbling stomach.
"W-why are you all l-looking at me like that?" Toadette asked, feeling awkward as she began to sweat nervously.
Espio smirked as he rubbed his wrists. "I think I have a plan to make this all work out..." He stated with a chuckle, his eyes gleaming as Toadette began trembling.
Several Minutes Later...
Silver sighed in annoyance as he had his arms folded, being in a banana costume. "This is seriously one of the stupidest things we've done at the Pizza Hut."
"Silver, you have been placed in stupid situations for well over six hundred chapters now." Shadow explained as he had a half finished slice of black olives and pepperoni pizza hanging in his right hand, moving his left hand about. "You should be used to this."
"Shit, rock, yeah!" Knuckles exclaimed in agreement as he pulled out a hot sausage topped pizza that he just warmed up from one of the ovens. "Besides, you have psychic powers! You can convince these mutated bananas you're one of them?"
"Yeah, me maybe, but what about these two?" Silver retorted as he pointed at Charmy and Toadette, who also had banana costumes on.
"I hope I can take this off soon. I have to go to the bathroom..." Toadette admitted as she had her hands behind her back.
Charmy nodded in agreement as he rubbed his right arm with his left hand. "I know what you mean. I don't think I can hold in my gas any further..."
"I thought insects didn't fart." Rotor commented as he was playing cards with Moltar on the floor.
Vector stood up, shaking his head as he had his hands on his hips. "That doesn't matter! Get up there and sabotage those mutated bananas!" He exclaimed as he chucked the three costumed characters over the barricade blocking off the stairs, with the three heading up as the others watched.
Meanwhile on the first and second floors of the Pizza Hut, everything was wrecked, with banana fruit and banana peels splattered everywhere as the mutated bananas laughed in their supremacy, with Captain Peely being proud as he laughed heartily.
"The author would like to apologize for anyone who has no idea why the chapters are being condensed down," Uncle Grandpa stated as he held a slice of pepperoni pizza in his right hand, munching on it.
Silver, Charmy, and Toadette, all costumed in yellow banana suits, managed to reach the first floor, where they were behind a line of mutated bananas, with there being seventeen rows of them, all of them standing tall as they were listening to Captain peely, who was marching at the western wall, all the green tables and other entertaining venues knocked aside.
"All right, let's get this straight," Captain Peely stated as he marched in front of the mutated bananas. "We have all of Station Square under our control, and now we have to make it so that everything is bananas!"
"Man, I don't think I can hold it in anymore..." Charmy admitted, feeling pressure in his gut. "I'm feeling so much gas I could pop..."
"Speak for yourself." Toadette grumbled as she had her arms folded, rolling her eyes. "If I don't go to the little girl's room soon, I'm going to wet myself."
Silver tried calming both Charmy and Toadette. "Guys, just hold back your potty habit. We have to get the Pizza Hut back from these freaks," He whispered, so that none of the other mutated bananas would hear them.
The other guys were still in the subway stop, munching on pizzas that were taken out of the ovens as they were hoping that the trio would make things work.
"Silver, Charmy, mah bois..." Vector stated while gobbling a slice of bacon topped pizza. "Don't screw this up..."
Several more stressful minutes later...
"How are the guys doing up there?" Rotor asked as he snatched a slice of one of the different pizzas, with it being sausage topped.
Vector gulped down on the last of a bacon topped pizza as he snatched up a slice of a black olives and pepperoni pizza from Shadow. "I don't know. We should have sent a camera or some kind of electronic to hear what was occurring up there."
"Hopefully Charmy's not flousing things up." Espio commented as he was meditating, his arms and legs crossed as he had his eyes closed.
Back upstairs, the trio was trying their best to keep their guard up as they were trying to think of a way to catch the mutated bananas off guard, but Charmy had to fart superbad while Toadette had to pee, leaving only Silver to actually focus. A solid hour after Captain Peely was explaining the battle plan in full detail, with the hour itself feeling like hours, Charmy groaned as he had his hands on his stomach, with Toadette still needing to badly pee as Silver groaned, his arms folded as he couldn't think.
"I can't... hold it in anymore!" Charmy exclaimed as he tore off his banana costume.
"Charmy, no!" Silver and Toadette exclaimed in unison as they placed their hands on their heads.
All the mutated bananas gasped, as did Silver and Toadette, while Charmy Bee farted loudly, sighing of relief as he smiled, rubbing his stomach with his right hand.
"Ahhh... sweet relief." Charmy admitted as he had his eyes lowered, feeling relieved. "That's the last time I chug chilli dogs down my mouth!"
Toadette groaned as she shook her head, sensing the gross scent of Charmy's flatulence. "Eww... that tears it, if Charmy gets to fart, then I get to pee!" She exclaimed as she dashed to the bathroom, closing the door shut.
Silver then watched as all the mutated bananas looked at him, with the hedgehog chuckling sheepishly as he raised his hands up in defense. "Let's not get rough, guys..."
"Not rough, eh?" Captain Peely exclaimed as he pointed at Silver. "Get him!"
"Damn it." Silver growled in annoyance.
The cover had been blown. Silver groaned in disbelief.
"You can't run now!" Captain Peely laughed as he stared down at Silver, his banana forces going right for the silver colored hedgehog.
Silver sighed as he rolled his eyes in annoyance, shrugging. "Oh, it's no use. Take this!" He then grabbed all of the mutated bananas with his green psychic power, including Captain Peely, who screamed at Silver as he demanded to be let down. Silver turned to Charmy. "Go and sting them, Charm!"
Charmy gulped as he placed his hands on his face. "I... I don't know." He whimpered as he trembled in the air.
"If you can let out a big fart without caring for your surroundings, then you can sting these bananas with no problem." Silver commented as he narrowed his eyes at Charmy, being annoyed at the gassy bee.
Charmy sighed as he dropped his head in defeat. "Oh, if you insist." Taking a breath, he buzzed towards the mutated bananas held in the air, attacking them with his stinger as they all screamed in pain, with Captain Peely being the highest pitched.
Down below, the group cheered as they heard the mutated bananas being in pain, knowing that Silver and Charmy were doing their job.
Several minutes later, things returned to normal at the Pizza Hut, with everyone back to their regular positions. Station Square was in the process of being cleaned up, with everything completely covered in bananas and banana peels as the Pizza Hut was back in business.
"I'm glad everything is back to normal." Silver commented as he handed a full pie of black olives and pepperoni pizza to Shadow.
Shadow nodded his head in agreement. "Yes, I concur. Maybe things can finally be more normal and less weird." He replied.
Toadette came out of the bathroom, a loud flush heard as she dusted her pink dress, the banana costume off. She walked past Silver and Shadow, pointing at the bathroom. "I wouldn't go in there for a few minutes." She commented as she headed behind the counter.
Silver and Shadow gave each other weird looks as an orange colored Egg Pawn strolled into the bathroom, only to run out screaming in terror.
"Ha ha, toilet humor!" Knuckles laughed, only to get hit in the head by a ceiling tile.
And then everyone laughed.