Silver walked into Vector's office as he felt nervous, touching his fingertips together. "Y-you summoned me, Vex...?" He asked nervously, gulping as he began to sweat.
Vector was munching on a slice of bacon topped pizza, with the slice being half finished as he held it in his right hand, turning his head to Silver. "As a matter of fact, yeah..." He then ate up the rest of the pizza, holding his hands together. "Silver, I have been hearing things from Shadow about you."
Silver's right eye twitched as he tried his best to stay calm. "And what has he told you...?" He replied, being concerned as he thought to himself, 'Oh Shadow, what trouble did you get me into this time...?'
"...He said that apparently, you're letting your bad side get the best of you." Vector stated as he shook his head. "I just heard last night that you shoved Scourge into a bucket and sent him a one way ticket into the sewer. That's not right." He shook his right hand at Silver. "We don't condone behavior like that here at the Station Square Pizza Hut, and thus, it leads me to this conclusion..." He sighed as he closed his eyes. "I was going to give you the Oven Punishment, but that's clearly not enough."
"What... what are you doing...?" Silver asked cautiously as he raised his hands in the air.
Vector sighed as he looked at Silver directly in the eyes. "It pains me to say this, but..." He took a moment of silence to prep himself up as he opened his eyes, looking at Silver with a stern look. "Silver, You're canned." He gives Silver a can. "Here's your pink slip." He then puts a pink dress on Silver. "I'm giving you the axe." He handed him an axe. "You're done."
And then Silver was cooked to be well done.
"You're through." Vector remarked as he threw Silver across the room.
Silver winced in pain, rubbing the back of his head with his right hand as he looked at Vector, standing up and genuinely confused. "Vex, what's the point you're trying to get across?"
Vector closed his eyes as he clenched his fists, letting out a disappointed sigh. "...Silver The Hedgehog, you're fired."
And then Silver caught on fire, screaming as he then began running around at the speed of sound, only for Moltar to pour water on Silver, dousing the flames.
"...But seriously..." Vector bemoaned as he folded his lanky green arms. "You no longer work here, Silver. I'm sorry."
Silver dropped his jaw in disbelief as he had a shocked expression on his face, the news being so much it was able to make him faint. Vector shook his head as he ended up dragging Silver out of the Pizza Hut, placing him just outside the entrance to the right side as he headed back in, with Espio and Charmy walking into the Pizza Hut as they noticed the fainted Silver outside, looking at each other.
"Uh oh," Charmy noted as he felt his stinger move weirdly, "I have this strange feeling something bad just happened..."
Espio sighed as he closed his eyes, folding his arms. "Indeed. I feel like Vector did something he may end up regretting..."
The two continued walking in, leaving the unconscious Silver to bask in the morning sun's rays.
Silver The Hedgehog fired from Pizza Hut!? Oh, that's not a good sign...
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Shadow, Amy, and Knuckles all sat at the green table as they were all sad, having heard that Silver was fired.
"Man, this blows..." Knuckles pinpointed as he munched on a slice of sausage topped pizza. "I can't believe Silver got fired."
Amy sniffled as she rubbed her nose, trying to drink her soda, but failing. "It's a shame... he was such a good cook." She shook her head as Shadow patted her on the back. "It's going to be less friendly without him cheering us up every day..."
"I liked him, too. Hopefully he comes back." Shadow stated as he munched on a slice of pizza, closing his eyes. "I know I like messing with him, but I don't want Silver to be gone forever... I remember the good times."
Cue one flashback...
"Here's your pizza." Silver stated as he handed Shadow a white cardboard box containing pizza, the two hedgehogs being in Crisis City for some strange reason.
Shadow snatched the pizza away from Silver. "Thanks, slave. You always know how to make a memory better."
Silver narrowed his eyes at Shadow as he folded his arms together. "Dude, not even in a flashback do I feel better." He then slapped Shadow across the face as he stormed off.
Shadow rubbed his face with his right hand as he shrugged, opening the box and enjoying the black olives and pepperoni pizza he ordered.
Silver sighed as he was standing on the rooftop of the apartment building he resided in, looking over all of Station Square with his arms crossed as Blaze came up to the rooftop, massaging Silver's back in an attempt to make him feel better.
"Don't worry, Silver, you can find other jobs easily," Blaze stated as she tilted her head to the right.
Silver sighed, dropping his arms as he shook his head, closing his eyes. "Yeah, but it feels strange to have been fired from Pizza Hut. I don't think I can go through such a process of finding a different job."
Blaze smiled as she gave Silver a hug. "Well, don't feel bad. I had to look for another job, too."
Silver smiled as he felt somewhat better, continuing to look at the sky as the yellow and orange sunset got darker, with the red sun disappearing.
Scourge sighed in boredom as he looked at all the different pizzas placed on the counter, his green arms folded together.
"You know, it doesn't feel as fun without having Silver here to torture." Scourge pinpointed as an evil idea suddenly popped in his head, leading him to rub his hands together. "But I know what will make up for that..."
Seeing one of the female human customers coming up, Scourge hid a tapeworm into one of the hot pizzas, handing it over to the human female customer.
"Here you go, ma'am," Scourge stated as he chuckled sinisterly, taking her cash and then heading to the back of the kitchen to get a good view on the security camera.
Much later into the night, towards midnight particularly, Silver decided to come back to the Station Square Pizza Hut to sort things out with Vector, only to see it being shut down by the Station Square police force. Silver placed his hands on his head as he exclaimed in shock, with several of the former Pizza Hut coworkers standing outside the closed restaurant with the police officers.
"No! What happened!?" Silver exclaimed as he shook his head in disbelief.
Espio sighed as he walked up to Silver, placing his right hand on Silver's shoulder. "Scourge put a living parasite into one of the customer's stomachs, and now she's suing Vector over it."
"Oh no... Scourge has gone too far!" Silver exclaimed as his hands began to glow green. "Where is that punk, anyway!?"
Scourge innocently whistled to himself as he took a cab to the Radical Highway, only to end up in the wrong neighborhood. He then got into one little fight and his mom got scared, and said "you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."
"You know, Vex, we can simply get footage of what happened in Pizza Hut." Espio stated as he moved his hands about, the group still outside the shut down Pizza Hut.
"Hmm... yeah, you're right!" Vector exclaimed as he clapped his hands together. "Everyone, to the computer room, post haste!"
"But where is it?" Charmy asked as he buzzed in the air, moving his hands about.
Silver rubbed the back of his head with his left hand. "Well, I'm sure Vector might have a way to it..." He then glanced at Vector, who raised his hands in defense.
"Here's your pizza, Knuckles," Silver stated as he handed Knuckles a purple grape topped pizza.
"Thanks, Silver! You know my calling in life!" Knuckles replied as he handed Silver several yellow rings, taking the pizza. "You really know how to make an experience here great!"
"I miss those old times..." Knuckles admitted as he buried his head in his arms, being on his Angel Island and guarding the Master Emerald. "I had an excuse not to be up here..."
In the headquarters of the Chaotix Detective Agency, Vector was with Espio, Charmy, and Silver, proceeding to get footage of everything involving the Pizza Hut.
"I have a master copy of all the footage that was recorded on the security cameras." Vector stated as he pushed aside a couple of cardboard boxes, leading to the computer room. "They're all stored in the computer room, of course!"
An elevator shaft suddenly appeared, with Vector pushing Silver, Espio, and Charmy into it as they all headed down, the elevator entrance below closing to prevent anyone from coming in.
Of course, things were already secured, as Vector already locked up the Chaotix Detective Agency.
While riding down the elevator, Silver and Espio chatted amongst each other as Vector hummed to himself, with Charmy letting out a cute little poot as the other three glared angrily at him, causing the bee to chuckle nervously as he wrapped his arms around the back of his hands. Eventually, the group reached the bottom, exiting and seeing a lot of Vector The Crocodile clones monitoring a lot of computers.
"There's clones of you down here?" Silver gawked as he turned to Vector.
Vector laughed as he folded his arms together, nodding his head. "Yeah! I had it so that all they ever do was monitor the computers while I live the life!" He then headed down the corridor, going towards the south, with Silver, Espio, and Charmy following, the Vector clones briefly waving their hands at the group and saying hi.
As Espio glanced to the sides, he noticed that most of the computer screens were focused in and around Vanilla The Rabbit's house. He rubbed the back of his head with his left hand. "...Yeah, Vector, why are most of these cameras connected to Vanilla's house?"
Vector chuckled nervously as he waved his hands back at Espio. "Oh, d-don't worry about it. I'm... just providing extra security."
"Sure..." Silver and Charmy muttered to each other as they shook their heads.
And so, our heroes went through a thrilling case in the Sonic Adventure 1's Station Square Courthouse, where Vector willingly defended Silver against the client.
"Do you have anything to suggest that the defendant is wrong?" The judge, who happened to be Dry Bowser filling in for the local human judge, stated as he had his skeletal arms folded.
The random yellow Egg Pawn shook his head as he frowned, his robotic arms lowered. "Errr... actually, no."
"...Then this case is closed." Dry Bowser stated as he slammed the mallet down on the table.
"YES!" Silver, Vector, Espio, and Charmy all exclaimed as they high fived each other.
And thus, the day was won, our heroes triumphed, and they later found themselves back at the Pizza Hut, where everything returned to normal.
"Well, it feels good to be back at the Pizza Hut." Silver stated as he was spinning pizza dough in the kitchen.
Vector nodded his head in agreement as he took a hot pizza out of the oven. "Yeah. It's too bad the readers don't get to see what happened when we were in court."
"Why would they? Court's boring!" Charmy exclaimed as he was placing different tops on various pizzas.
Espio scoffed at Charmy as he cleaned the kitchen floor with a mop. "Not when you have an entertaining lawyer at the helm!"
"Which reminds me... why did we hire Harvey Birdman again?" Silver suggested as he placed his hands on his hips.
Awkward silence as the four anthropomorphic animals looked at each other, meekly shrugging as they kept working, the Sonic Universe's Station Square Pizza Hut once again open for business.
And as for Scourge...?
He was demoted to scrub monkey third class, and as extra punishment for getting Silver fired and the Pizza Hut shut down, he was forced to go on a date with Sonic, who cross dressed for the occasion. And as for Shadow... for the first time in his life, he got the infamous oven punishment right from Vector himself, with Silver happy to see the black hedgehog punished for once.
What a fitting end this would be... but this is only one of many odd events that occur here in this Pizza Hut...