Silver The Hedgehog opened up an old, busted oven as he coughed, fanning the dust away from him. "Jeeze, how long has this thing been out?"
"Oh, it's been like that for years." Vector The Crocodile stated as he rubbed the back of his head sheepishly. "I never bothered to get it checked."
Silver narrowed his eyes at Vector, folding his arms together. "Well, we obviously can't keep it! It's a useless pile of junk to us now!"
"Well, we can't just get rid of it!" Vector rebutted as he shook his arms about. "It's an old antique, from when the Pizza Hut was young, and new!"
As Silver and Vector kept bickering, Toadette walked over to them, holding a slice of pepperoni pizza in her hands. Glancing at the slice of pizza, then at the two anthropomorphic animals, Toadette swallowed her slice whole as she belched loudly, catching their attention.
"Now that my gassiness attracted you two..." Toadette asked as she placed her hands on her hips, "Just what are we going to do with this old oven?"
Silver and Vector glanced at each other, then at Toadette, the two thinking of an idea.
Later, everyone was inside Vector's office as Silver and Vector stood next to each other in front of Vector's new, metallic desk, with the old oven placed upon it.
"All right, we need a vote." Vector stated as he rolled his left hand about. "Anyone who wants to get rid of this treasure, raise your hand."
Everyone sitting raised their hand, except Space Ghost who was playing around with a pencil.
"Well, looks like everyone except you and Tad over there wants it out." Silver stated with a smile as he folded his arms together. "Guess you have to get rid of it."
Vector growled as he shook his head at Silver, pointing at him. "Wrong. I'll find a use for it..." He then turned to the others, eying them as well. "...Somehow..."
Amy Rose hummed merrily to herself as she headed up to the second floor of the Pizza Hut, wondering where Silver was. She spotted Espio The Chameleon making new pizzas on the kitchen counter while Shadow and Knuckles were having black olives and pepperoni pizza.
"Excuse me, Espio," Amy asked as she headed to the green counter. "Do you know where Silver and Vector are?"
Espio glanced back at Amy as he moved his right hand about. "They went to City Escape to get rid of an old oven."
Amy blinked as she raised her left hand up to her face, being somewhat shocked. "City Escape...?"
"Yeah, the city where you escape from." Knuckles The Echidna pointed out as he burped loudly, grabbing another slice of pizza. "Man, now I wanna Escape From The City!"
"Hey now, just relax and eat your pizza." Shadow The Hedgehog remarked as he moved his left hand about, holding his slice of pizza in it. "There's no need to be hanging on the edge of tomorrow."
"Ooh, are we dropping hints of songs we like?" Charmy Bee interrupted as he cutely giggled, with Shadow and Espio sighing as Amy continued being confused while Knuckles kept eating his pizza. "I'm Charmy Bee, fabulous me, ali ababwa..."
Vector and Silver were out in the City Escape, looking out towards the sea as Vector held the old oven in his hands.
"Well, I don't wanna do this, but..." Vector closed his eyes as he chucked the old oven into the water. "I'm going to miss this wonderful thing..."
As soon as it splashed, though, it quickly resurfaced, and it turned around, facing Vector and Silver. The two anthropomorphic animals glanced at each other and gulped as the old oven suddenly gained sentience, becoming much bigger as it bellowed loudly.
"This... won't end well..." Silver gulped as he touched his two fingertips together. "...It's no use backing down now..."
"Here's your chilli deluxe double anchovies super pepperoni pizza with grapes, Knuckles," Silver stated, handing the red echidna a full pizza with all different sorts of toppings on it.
"All right!" Knuckles exclaimed as he snatched the pizza up, munching down on it. "This is the pizza of my dreams!"
"It's because it is a dream, stupid." Shadow commented as he whacked Knuckles across the back of the head with a newspaper. "Get up!"
Knuckles gasped as he lifted his head, looking around as he was relatively stunned. "I'm up, I'm up! What happened!?"
"Unsurprisingly, you were daydreaming again." Shadow commented as he held a slice of sausage pizza in his hands, shaking his head. "The real Silver still hasn't come back yet with Vector."
"Oh, I do hope they're okay!" Amy pleaded as she held her hands together, shaking her head as she felt something bad was happening to the two.
Silver and Vector screamed as they ran uphill City Escape from the old oven, which had moved into a mechanical monster as it fired smog all over the city, causing its citizens to choke on the dreadful smoke.
"Now is not the time to be singing about the city!" Silver commented as he shook his head, turning to Vector. "Now is the time to just run!"
"I agree!" Vector agreed as he pumped his arms. "Don't think about anything else, my boy!"
The two anthropomorphic animals gawked to see the infamous GUN Truck coming towards them, only for the old oven to blast it with a green laser as the truck exploded in a huge fashion of flames, much to everyone's shock.
"This sucks. Scourge The Hedgehog growled as he shook his head, cleaning up in the kitchen on the second floor with a wet mop as he sighed. "I have the worst possible job in this shit hole, and I barely got a line."
"At least you still get acknowledged after you got introduced," Rotor The Walrus complained as he was cleaning out the ovens in the same kitchen.
Silver and Vector screamed as they headed right back to the Sonic Universe's Station Square Pizza Hut after going through the San Fransisco like City Escape, closing the door shut as they were followed by the the mechanical monster that was the old oven Vector was forced to chuck out.
"Close the door! Close the friggin' door!" Vector exclaimed as he and Silver locked the front doors, both of them trying to keep it as shut as possible as the old oven pounded against it.
As all the other coworkers and customers came to help barricade the door, the old oven ripped the front wall apart, roaring loudly as everyone screamed.
"Gack! Psychotic scissors! It's gone beyond furious!" Silver exclaimed as he fired several psychic blasts at the oven. "Stay back, you fiend!"
The old oven grabbed Silver with one of its mechanical tentacles, squeezing him tightly. Silver screamed in pain as Shadow and Knuckles showed up on the rooftop, holding different kinds of pizzas.
"Eat cheese, you mecha freakazoid!" Knuckles exclaimed as he chucked all of the pizza he held at the old oven with Shadow.
The old oven was covered in pizza completely, but knocked the two anthropomorphic animals back with a second tentacles, causing them to fall on their backs.
"Damn! I thought that would have done the trick!" Shadow lamented as he tried getting up, but couldn't due to the knock being more powerful than anticipated.
And then the entire Pizza Hut exploded. But that's all right, because it would be back to normal come the next chapter.
