"Good Morning!" Uncle Grandpa exclaimed as he stood on a stage, with red curtains behind him, his hands held together behind his back as he smiled. "The following chapter has been rated S for Stupid. Please forgive the author for the amount of brain cells you are about to lose."
Silver The Hedgehog hummed as he was on his way to the Station Square Pizza Hut, gawking as he winced, seeing a red reptilian like being with blue horns. "What the... who are you?"
The strange reptile like creature, a Zeti, chuckled as he turned around, folding his arms. "I'm Zavok. You must be one of that pesky blue hedgehog's friends..."
"...Wait a minute, you mean Sonic?" Silver asked as he rubbed the back of his head. "Is there something going on?"
Zarok chuckled as he shook his head. "You'll find out soon enough." He then jumped away, heading towards the northern direction as he jumped off the skyscrapers.
Silver blinked, shrugging as he shook his head, heading onward to the Pizza Hut as he whistled to himself.
"I wonder what's taking Silver so long," Amy Rose pondered as she munched on a slice of sausage pizza, with it being her third. "He's usually never this late."
Shadow The Hedgehog growled as he picked up his fourth slice of sausage pizza, shaking his head as he was getting impatient. "He better hurry up. Pizza doesn't make itself."
It was then that a purple Zeti appeared out of nowhere, bursting out of the soda machine as he crazily laughed, sticking his blue tongue out. The customers screamed as they ran out in fright, with Espio The Chameleon jumping over the green counter to ace the Zeti.
"Who the blazing hell are you? And what do you want?" Espio asked as he growled.
The purple Zeti laughed as he twitched his head rapidly. "I'm Zazz, but that doesn't matter! Where's that blue piece of crap!?"
"What, that faker Sonic?" Shadow scoffed as he stood up, approaching Zazz. "He's out delivering pizza. Why? Do you need your ass kicked or something?"
"Delivering pizza!?" Zazz exclaimed as he scoffed, shaking his head. "Peh! Of course he would be doing something so lame! How predictable!" He then picked up a finished pepperoni pizza, chucking it right at Shadow's face. "Oh well, I might as well have fun since I'm here!"
Amy gasped as Espio chuckled, with Shadow growling as he proceeded to blast Zazz with Chaos Spear, the customers on the bottom floor forced to retreat as the restaurant shook.
Silver was continuing to make his way towards the Sonic Universe's Station Square Pizza Hut when he bumped into a green, chameleon like girl, who was looking at her pink nails. Silver winced as he placed his hands on his hips, looking at the girl oddly.
"Excuse me... miss?" Silver asked as he sheepishly rubbed the back of his head with his right hand. "You're in my way."
The girl scoffed as she turned to Silver. "Well pardon me, hedgehog boy, but can't you see I'm busy making my nails stand out?"
Silver folded his arms together as he tilted his head to the right. "Say... you have a similar outline to that Zavok guy..." He observed, taking a good look of the girl.
"Oh yeah, Zavok, the leader of my group. He's such a bore, that guy." The girl, identified as a Zeti, sighed as she placed her hands on her hips. "I'm Zeena. But you don't need to know that, you silly boy."
"...Err, yeah." Silver sheepishly stated as he moved his hands about. "I'm Silver. Anyway, I have to get going to the Pizza Hut..."
"Pizza?" Zeena peeked as she was semi interested, placing both of her hands on Silver's shoulders. "Why didn't you tell me you had food on you?"
"Actually, I was going to go to the place to make the food," Silver corrected, but Zeena wouldn't give him an opportunity to talk as she yapped on, following Silver to the Pizza Hut, much to his dismay.
Vector The Crocodile hummed as he was sitting in his private bathtub full of green dollar bills, only to hear a loud belch. He gawked, emerging out of the tub as he was wearing yellow swim trunks full of green dollar bills.
"What the hell is going on?" Vector asked as he opened the door, stepping out of his office and walking into the kitchen, to see that the dining area was completely devoid. He then turned to the kitchen, to see a giant yellow, reptile like being eating the finished and unfinished pizzas, as well as all the seasonings.
"Oh what the!? Who are you!?"
The yellow reptile like creature turned around as he munched on several pieces of bacon, gulping down as he patted his big belly with his right hand. "I'm Zonom, one of the Deadly Six Zetis. And I love food!" He admitted with a belch as he continued going through the kitchen.
"Hey! Will you stop eating all of that!?" Vector angrily exclaimed as he grabbed Zonom, slapping him across the face several times with his right hand as he growled. "You just can't eat everything in your sight! That's for the customers to pay and have!"
Zonom belched loudly in Vector's face as he pushed the green crocodile away from him. "I don't care! I need food!" He then picked up a wooden barrel full of pepperoni, munching right through it.
Vector was on the floor, generally stunned as he blinked in disbelief, shaking his head slowly. "Jeeze... I think I finally found someone that can beat Amy Rose in an eating contest..." He stated in disbelief as he watched Zonom eat his way through the entire kitchen.
Zor sighed as he looked up at the sky, to see the clouds rolling in. "Why did Zavok send me here again?" He asked as he glanced at his purple rose. "To cause mayhem? What purpose? Nothing matters in the grand scheme of things..."
He sighed as he watched the various people running away from the Pizza Hut, not caring about what was occurring in the Pizza Hut that he was sitting on top of.
Meanwhile on street level, Silver and Zeena reached the Pizza Hut, with the two glancing at each other as they blinked.
"...So, you wanna come in?" Silver asked as he rubbed the back of his head sheepishly with his right hand. "I mean, I could go and prepare the pizzas right now..."
Zeena's stomach growled loudly, with Zeena smirking as she folded her arms. "It might affect my weight, but what I won't do to have some grub in me." She then followed Silver into the Pizza Hut.
The two anthropomorphic animals opened the doors to see Zazz having his butt handed to be Espio, with the purple Zeti screaming in pain. Silver and Zeena glanced at each other as Zazz was knocked into the wall, with Espio still willing to fight.
"Had enough?" Espio asked with a snarl, clenching his hands.
Zazz coughed as he didn't feel well, too wounded to get up. "Ack... I'll admit, you're good..." He coughed again, some blood dripping from his mouth as his right eye twitched.
Zeena gasped for a moment, only to shrug as she shook her head. "Meh. It's Zazz, he'll recover."
"...Wow." Silver stated as he was shocked at how quickly Zeena got over the situation, approaching Espio and moving his hands about. "So, care to explain what happened here?"
"Gladly." Espio stated as he gave a passing glare at Zeena, wrapping his right arm around Silver. "Things were going smoothly until that purple reptile thing popped out of nowhere..."
The second floor was rather different, as Vector continued to have some problems with Zonom, who continued eating everything in sight, with discarded pizza pieces all over the place.
"Damn it, you weird, obese yellow reptile guy! Knock it off!" Vector shouted as he tried holding Zonom back, but failed. "You're eating away me profits!"
Zonom knocked Vector back with his arm, shaking his head. "No way! Once I start, I can't stop!" He then shoved an entire oven into his mouth, with the oven cooking up a pizza.
Vector could only groan in dismay as he was losing his resources, and more importantly his money, to the gluttonous Zeti, who just wouldn't stop causing a mess.
"Are they all at the Pizza Hut?" Master Zik asked.
Zavok nodded as he had his burly arms folded together. "Yes, master. Just as we planned."
"Good." Master Zik stated, looking over Station Square's northern borders alongside Zavok on top of one of the many tall skyscrapers. "Soon these whippersnappers will know the fury of the Deadly Six..."
Silver was trying his best to make the situation better in the Pizza Hut as Zazz continued coughing, with Zeena looking bored as she was still feeling hungry. Espio was also with Silver, hoping that things wouldn't go so bad until Zonom ran into the dining area, shoving various pizzas down his mouth as he burped.
"Yeah! That hit the spot!" Zonom exclaimed as he slapped his big yellow stomach with his right hand a few times.
Vector groaned as he was right behind Zonom, shaking his head. "Augh, you gotta be kidding me... all the pizza's gone!?"
Zeena gasped as she pouted, shaking her arms. "Damn it, Zonom, you big glutton! How am I suppose to keep my figure in shape now!?" She complained as she felt her stomach rumble again.
Zazz rolled his eyes as he stood up,moving around crazily in place. "Augh, who cares about a bunch of crummy pizza!? Let's just cause even more havoc!"
"Try it and I'll pin you like a tiger," Espio threatened as he raised his ninja star.
Silver stood in between everyone as he moved his arms about. "Guys, please! Can we all just have a nice, orderly talk over this?"
Zor sighed as he entered the dining room, glancing over at everyone as he plucked away his flower. "Oh, what's the use of all of this? We're all in a stupid fanfic that somehow has over six hundred chapters."
Everyone stared awkwardly at Zor, with the silence being broken by Zeena's stomach growling. It was then that a puff of smoke appeared as Zavok and Master Zik appeared inside the Pizza Hut, with Vector and Silver gawking as Espio got into a fighting pose.
"Ahh, so this is what the Pizza Hut looks like from the inside?" Zavok murmured as he rubbed his chin with his right hand, chuckling as he closed his eyes, rolling his left hand. "Heh. Pathetic."
Master Zik was about to comment when he glanced to his right to see the Nintendo 64 logo sneaking by, smacking it out of the Pizza Hut with his staff as he jumped over to grab his staff, turning around to face the others.
"Frankly I'm sick of the author abusing this tired N64 joke," Master Zik stated as he returned by Zavok's side, facing Silver and Espio. "No less, am I tired of not being used in action. Show us Deadly Six what you associates of Sonic have!"
"...Wait, how do you already know about us?" Silver asked as he raised his hands in the air.
Espio folded his arms as he turned his head to Silver. "They must have learned about us from studying Sonic."
"I wouldn't be surprised." Vector added as he appeared next to Espio, pointing at Zavok and Master Zik. "You're gonna have to do better than that to get through us!"
Zavok and Master Zik glanced at each other, smirking as they turned to Silver, Espio, and Vector, with the three anthropomorphic animals not feeling comfortable as all of the Deadly Six grouped up, facing them several feet away.
Shadow watched what was occurring from near the staircase, sipping on some Diet Pepsi as he shook his head. "I'm disappointed that I barely got a line." He mumbled underneath his breath.
Several long painful minutes later involving awesome action scenes that will never be detailed because the author is lazy, the entire Sonic Universe's Station Square Pizza Hut was completely destroyed by the Deadly Six Zeti, who wiped the floor with Vector and Espio, both of them completely exhausted. Silver was hiding behind a soda machine, trembling with fright as he had no idea what to do.
"Man, I didn't think that these guys would be so intense!" Silver exclaimed as he took a peek, to see the Zeti laughing at him.
"Gee, you think?" Vector coughed as his entire body twitched in pain, with Zavok stepping on Vector's back with his black right foot.
"Pathetic. We took care of your friends and restaurant, and you're too cowardly to come face us?" Zavok stated as he folded his arms together, shaking his head.
"Maybe he doesn't want me to mistake him for a bunch of veggies!" Zonom stated as he rubbed his big yellow belly with both of his hands.
"You always have your way around with food." Master Zik chuckled as he approached Silver. "Now we should take care of this young silver colored one..."
Zeena scoffed as she folded her arms, shaking her head as she felt her stomach rumble. "Peh! Can we get something to eat!? I'm famished!"
"Who cares what your stomach has to say!?" Zazz exclaimed as he was bouncing all over the place, laughing crazily. "I want to wreak the city!"
"Oh who cares... this is just a crappy fanfiction that's not giving any of us actual depth..." Zor yawned in depression as he shook his head. "Just like the one game we were actually in..."
Silver was about to make a suggestion when suddenly Space Ghost popped out of nowhere, heroically posing as he stood before the Deadly Six.
"Who are you?" All of the Deadly Six Zeti commented in unison as they looked at Space Ghost.
"Your worst nightmare, Space Ghost of the cosmos!" Space Ghost laughed as he pointed his left arm at the Deadly Six, firing off his Destructo Ray as the Zeti all went blasting off again.
Silver dropped his jaw in disbelief as he approached Space Ghost, moving his hands about. "Tad! How did you do it!?"
Space Ghost laughed as he wrapped his left arm around Silver, waggling his right index finger. "Timing coincidence, Silver. Take as much advantage of it, because it pays off well." He then looked at the ruins of the Pizza Hut, murmuring as he rubbed his chin with his right hand. "Hmmm..."
Several long hours of reconstruction later, everything was back to normal at the Pizza Hut as Silver, Space Ghost, Vector, and Espio were all eating bacon topped pizza together at the table closest to the green counter on the second floor.
"Tad, mah boi, we owe you." Vector commented as he held a slice of bacon topped pizza in his right hand, moving his left hand around. "How can we thank you?"
Space Ghost laughed as he stretched his arms. "You don't need to give me anything. I'm grateful that I not only sort of have my show back, but that I have an actual job alongside it!" He then paused as he rubbed his chin with his right hand. "Although I always wanted that new Boo Boo Kitty doll they're selling down in the Casinopolis..."
"Boo Boo Kitty?" Espio gawked as he stared at Space Ghost oddly.
Silver chuckled as he waved his right hand at Espio. "It's a SPC2C thing, Espio. Don't think hard on it."
As Espio was about to comment on the absurdity of Space Ghost's desire, Amy Rose farted loudly, blushing as she noticed her red dress lifted up by her loud deep pitched blast of gas.
"...Excuse me..." Amy stated as she rubbed her left arm with her right hand sheepishly, blushing even more as another brassy poot emerging out of her cute butt.
After several embarrassing, awkward seconds of silence, Space Ghost heartily laughed, as did everyone as they enjoyed their pizza, letting the moment pass.
...But this peace wouldn't last as a shadowy figure was watching their every single movement, ready to strike at any moment...
"I think we all know who it is." Rotor Walrus pointed out as he made his only appearance in the entire chapter, his burly purple arms folded.