"Sometimes, I ask myself if I'm really crazy or not," Silver The Hedgehog mumbled to himself as he took out a piping hot pepperoni pizza out of the oven, placing it into a white cardboard box. "Then I see that the world around me is crazier. And nothing is more reassuring than that."

"I don't know, Silver, you do plenty of crazy things around here," Espio The Chameleon commented as he was spinning several pizza dough.

Silver turned to Espio as he folded his arms, squinting his eyes. "What's that suppose to mean, Espio?"

"It means no one is perfect." Espio confirmed as the pizza dough landed on his head, causing him to grumble.

Silver chuckled as he pointed at Espio with his right hand, getting a good laugh at the situation as he went back to making more pizzas.

"Mr. Shadow, how many Egg Pawns are there in here?" Knuckles The Echidna asked as he munched on a slice of black olives and pepperoni pizza that was shaped in Shadow The Hedgehog's head, watching several different colored Egg Pawns waddling into the Pizza Hut.

Shadow The Hedgehog himself sipped his Diet Pepsi as he raised his can with his right hand, smirking. "Let's find out. One, two, three..."

Suddenly, all of the Egg Pawns except three yellow colored Egg Pawns exploded as the other customers gasped, with Knuckles dropping his jaw in disbelief as Shadow chuckled, sipping his Diet Pepsi.

"Three." Shadow commented after drinking, placing his can down.

Having witnessed the Egg Pawns exploding before his very eyes, Vector The Crocodile came busting out of his office, chocking Shadow with both of his hands, who gacked as he was unable to breath. Knuckles let out a shocked gasp as he fainted, falling on his back as his red legs were in the air, while Vector continued chocking Shadow.

"So I'm thinking of adding yet another new attraction here at our wonderful Pizza Hut." Vector stated profoundly as he folded his hands together, sitting at his desk as he had a serious look on his face. "In Station Square. The Station Square that was prominently featured in Sonic Adventure 1."

"Yes, we kind of got the point," Scourge The Hedgehog grumbled as he was cleaning the floor in Vector's office with his mop. "What retarded hook are you going to add this time?"

Vector smiled as his eyes lit up, standing up and pointing at a white pole, with a small red platform at the bottom and yellow barriers on the pole, green arrows pointing upwards as at the top was the top of the sun, with a pink rocket resting at the base. "I'm proud to present to you... the Hammer Slammer!"

Silence. Space Ghost groaned as he woke up, lifting his head to see the strange new contraption.

"Great goggling, galloping ghosts on a gliding girder! What the hell on earth is that!?" Space Ghost commented as he squinted.

"It's a stupid item mini game that Vector's adding to the Pizza Hut." Scourge remarked as he rolled his eyes. "Where are you gonna place this hunk of junk? In the bathroom?"

Vector chuckled as he rubbed his hands. "Nope. It's going to be in the one place where it will fit perfectly..."

"...And that's why you have it installed in the subway stop?" Moltar commented as he was placing different seasoning on the pizzas, being in the subway stop's kitchen.

Vector laughed as he had his hands on his hips. "Yep! I'm sure to get even more revenue this way! Just look!" He then pointed at the Hammer Slammer, which was in action as an orange Egg Pawn picked up a brown mallet with yellow rings surrounding it and gray parts at both ends, raising it extremely high and then slamming the platform, with the rocket going all the way up, only to immediately fall back down and and at the bottom, the Egg Pawn exploding from the embarrassing loss.
Vector and Moltar exchanged odd glances with each other as the different customers sitting at the tables mumbled to themselves about the weird attraction while munching on their pizzas.

"Something tells me that this thing didn't work out as you think it did," Rotor The Walrus commented as he placed several pizzas into the oven.

Vector sighed as he folded his lanky arms together, closing his eyes as he shook his head. "Damn it, you're right. I'm gonna have to think of something to get this thing off the ground."