Dear Diary,
The weather forecast had confirmed that we would get an entire week of snow. Snow is nice, but it hinders traffic, and with traffic being a mess means not as much customers. Not to mention the shoveling and all that stuff. It's gonna be another one of those winters...
- Silver
Dear Diary,
The snow has arrived. Damn it. With it being nighttime, it looks quite nice, but I gotta keep check of it because we won't get as many customers. And not many customers means no money! And that's NO good!
- Vector
Dear Diary,
I really have to stop making my phrases so obnoxious. Even I'm getting sick of them.
- Sonic
Dear Diary,
Vector is making me and Charmy stay at the Pizza Hut to keep the snow in check. Which means I have to be the one to handle the heavy duty. Again. Sigh... why didn't I just stand up for myself and say no to all this nonsense...?
- Espio
Everyone in the Sonic Adventure's Station Square Pizza Hut brought their own diary with them, with Knuckles The Echidna being genuinely confused as he didn't have a diary. Neither did Shadow The Hedgehog, but he knew very well what the concept of a diary was.
"I don't get it." Knuckles commented as he wrapped his arms around the back of his head, turning to Shadow. "Why is everyone here writing stuff into books? I thought those things were a thing of the past!"
Shadow snatched a slice of the black olives and pepperoni pizza he was sharing with Knuckles, munching on it as he held the pizza slice in his right hand. "Because Knucklehead, it's their own personal thing. It's what they want to write down."
"Really?" Knuckles piped as his eyes widened.
Shadow smirked as he nodded, finishing his slice of pizza as he snapped his fingers. "Of course. In fact, I'll show you." He then watched as Silver The Hedgehog finished writing in his silver colored diary, placing it on the green counter as he began spinning the pizza dough. Shadow used Chaos Control to freeze time as he snatched Silver's diary, placing a regular silver book in place as he then snapped his fingers, returning time to normal as he sat back down at the green table with Knuckles.
"Ooh, this should be good!" Knuckles exclaimed as he clapped his hands with glee, leaning over Shadow's left shoulder, with Shadow opening Silver's diary.
"Let's see..." Shadow commented with a devious smirk, his eyes widening as he flipped through the pages of Silver's diary. "Dear Diary, I accidentally had a run in with the common cold. My boogers have annoyingly covered up my entire apartment, and worse, I was having Rouge come over to have some hot choco..." Shadow couldn't help but laugh as he closed his eyes.
Knuckles, too, was laughing as he slammed his right hand on the table. "Ha, ha! Silver has boogers!"
"Say what?" Silver commented as he glanced at Shadow and Knuckles, placing his pizza dough covered hands on his hips.
Knuckles widened his eyes as he gulped, with Shadow slapping Knuckles across the face as Silver murmured, shaking his head at the two anthropomorphic male mammals. Knuckles rubbed his right sore face cheek with his right hand as Shadow rolled his eyes.
"You gotta keep it down, Knux, or our cover will be blown," Shadow growled as he cleared his throat. "Anyway... let's see what this one is. Dear Diary, I couldn't pick out what dress to buy at the store, so I had to go to Amy's place and pick up one of hers... I can't believe her old green shirt and orange skirt actually fit on me." Shadow heartily chuckled as he placed his left hand on his chest, shaking his head. "Oh, this is too much!"
"Boy, I'll say!" Knuckles howled as he had his hands on his head, tears of laughter forming in his eyes.
Amy Rose watched as Shadow and Knuckles were laughing up a storm, shaking her head as she munched on her fourth slice of anchovies pizza.
"Just what are those two guys up to...?" Amy asked herself in thought as she ate her pizza, grabbing another slice with her left hand.
Dear Diary,
Shadow and Knuckles were laughing hysterically. I don't know, why, but something suspicious is going on with them...
- Amy
Dear Diary,
I just farted!
- Charmy
Dear Diary,
I hate it that I barely get any screen time dedicated to me. I guess that's the consequence of being a character old an old show that only lives on through a long going series of comics about a video game hedgehog that's blue and runs fast.
- Rotor
Dear Diary,
I don't really like writing in these, but I just find having a notepad to write your most secretive secrets secretly to be manly and reassuring. Now if only I could keep Moltar from peeping at it...
- Space Ghost
Dear Diary,
I should have gotten a diary a long time ago.
- Moltar
"Has anyone here seen my diary?" Silver asked as he moved his hands around, going from the kitchen to the dining area.
Shadow and Knuckles tried their best to remain hidden as the other customers shrugged, with Silver sighing as he returned to the green counter, taking a slice of a fresh, hot bacon topped pizza he made for himself for lunch.
"Damn it... I just hope that no one is looking at it..." Silver murmured as he folded his arms, sighing.
"He doesn't even know, does he?" Shadow commented as he flipped through the page, wheezing as he was laughing too hard. "When no one's around, I put on a tutu and dance with a pink ribbon in my hand to the the original theme song of Star Trek."
Knuckles bit his right hand as he tried not to laugh, noticing that Silver was looking at them oddly. He gulped as he lowered his hand. "Uh oh..."
"So you've been looking at my diary, haven't you!?" Silver exclaimed angrily as he stormed towards Knuckles and Shadow, blasting both of them in the face with his green psychic power. "You two should be ashamed of yourselves! Diary readers!"
"I have no shame..." Shadow admitted in pain as he chuckled, having gotten his jollies from looking at Silver's diary. "Whatever punishment I get was worth it... heh heh heh..."
Silver screamed as he proceeded to blast Shadow and Knuckles repeatedly with his psychic blasts, with the other customers gasping as Amy smiled, folding her arms as she was happy to see Shadow and Knuckles get their just desserts. Vector and Charmy popped out of Vector's office, being shocked as their eyes widened at the beat down Silver was giving to Shadow and Knuckles.
Dear Diary,
Shadow and Knuckles were looking through you, my dear diary. I promise to make them pay dearly for trespassing my privacy for a cheap couple of laughs.
- Silver
Dear Diary,
I'm happy to see that Silver taught Shadow and Knuckles a lesson they won't forget. Serves them right for looking at someone's private diary!
- Amy
Dear Diary,
I farted again!
- Charmy
Dear Charmy,
I don't care.
- Charmy's diary