Silver The Hedgehog hummed as he finished working on a pepperoni and mushroom topped pizza, rubbing his hands together as he licked his lips, looking up to see that Knuckles The Echidna wasn't in a good mood. Silver blinked as he tilted his head to the right.
"...Uh..." Silver commented, approaching Knuckles as he moved his hands around, seeing the half eaten bacon topped pizza that Knuckles didn't bother to try and finish. "Hey Knux, are you okay?"
Knuckles groaned as he looked up at Silver, shaking his head. "You know how I have to keep the Master Emerald protected so that the balance of the planet doesn't go out of whack?"
"Yeah..." Silver nodded as he folded his arms together.
Knuckles sighed as he shook his head, both of his hands on his head. "Well, it happened, and it was in quite the most embarrassing way..."
"How did you know?" Silver remarked as he sat down next to Knuckles.
Knuckles sighed as he pulled up a camera, placing it on the green table and showing the footage to Silver. "I had a new security camera I placed at one of the rock arches near the Master Emerald. And take a good guess at who came..."
Silver looked at the footage that played within the camera, with it showing Knuckles sleeping on top of a rock bench right next to the Master Emerald.
"Must... keep... the Master Emerald... save..." Knuckles mumbled to himself in his sleep as Rouge The Bat appeared, chuckling as she spotted Knuckles.
"Oh, how cute. Knuxie is sleeping like a baby." Rouge admitted, smirking as she held her hands together, her bat wings flapping in the air as she landed in front of the Master Emerald, her eyes lighting up. "And my, are you such a joy..."
She turned her head to notice Knuckles stretching his arms, resuming his nap as Rouge smirked, getting an idea.
"You know, now would be the perfect time to let out that gas I held in all day during one of my earlier missions," Rouge admitted as she slowly placed her butt on Knuckles' face, feeling her stomach grumble. "I hope you like the smell of french fries, Knux..."
With a giggle, Rouge The Bat farted on Knuckles' face, her deep pitched brassy poot loud enough to cause the grapes on the grassy vines to fall off. Knuckles felt Rouge's gas blast, still sleeping as Rouge giggled, letting out more deep pitched flatulence as she sighed of relief.
"Ahhh... that felt so good," Rouge admitted as she let out one more fart, stretching her arms as she then picked up the Master Emerald. "I hope you liked my stinky butt, Knuxie wuxie..."
As Rouge slowly pulled the Master Emerald out of its place, she let out a higher pitched, wet poot, giggling as she slightly blushed.
"Whoopsie." Rouge admitted as she kept pulling the Master Emerald, eventually managing to have a tight grip on it as she began flapping her bat wings, heading towards the western direction.
Knuckles kept on snoozing, although his nose began twitching as he wondered why it stunk badly all of a sudden.
"...Rouge farted on you and then took the Master Emerald?" Silver gawked as his right eye twitched.
Knuckles nodded as he looked up at Silver, frowning. "Yeah. The worst part is that she could be anywhere with that Master Emerald..."
"So why don't you just go get Omega to track her down?" Silver suggested as he munched on a slice of bacon topped pizza, rolling his right hand around. "He has good connections to her."
"Oh, it's no use, Silver!" Knuckles exclaimed as he extended his arms into the air, with Silver murmuring in his phrase being muttered. "Even if I tried, she'll find a way to sneak by! It's her character!"
Suddenly the entire Pizza Hut shook from a loud, brassy fart. Silver and Knuckles both screamed girlishly as they held onto each other, recognizing a certain chuckle as they turned their heads to the staircase, to see Rouge bending over on the stairs, her hands on her knees as she smirked.
"Oh my... excuse me, boys. I felt the need to fart." Rouge giggled as she farted loudly again, approaching Silver as she placed her hands behind her back. "How about a pizza for me, big boy...?"
Silver stood up as he pointed at Rouge. "What did you do with the Master Emerald, Rouge? And why did you fart on Knuckles?"
"Yeah! That's not right!" Knuckles added as he slammed his fists on the table.
Rouge smirked as she placed her hands on Silver's shoulders, tilting her head to the right. "It's all in good cause, Silver. You'll realize soon enough." She chuckled as she turned to Knuckles, letting out another poot as her smirk got bigger. "And Knuxie... you know how much I love to mess with you."
Knuckles bellowed with rage as he jumped at Rouge, with Rouge kicking Knuckles in the back of the head. Silver dropped his jaw in disbelief as Rouge then sat on Knuckles' back, proceeding to fart on the red echidna as she laughed, with Knuckles screaming as he felt Rouge fart on him.
Vector The Crocodile came out of his office to check out what was going on, seeing Rouge fart on Knuckles while Silver simply stood there in disbelief. Vector shook his head as he went back into his office, not wanting to know what was happening.
"I don't even want to know." Vector commented as he went back to swimming in his pool full of green dollar bills.
