When the younger kids had gotten ready for class, they were confused as to why their teacher wasn't present. At first, they thought that meant they could get out of classes, only for that hope to be partially diminished when Skorch appeared slurping on a slush. Apparently their teacher was sick, and Bulma had 'asked' him to cover for her. He didn't want to, but here we were.

"What is this, Math?" Skorch groaned, picking up the first stack of papers. "Okay, first question, how long does it take for me to stop caring about- hey a squirrel." He began but got distracted, accidentally setting the papers on fire. "…whoops."

There was a collective silence, until Skorch shrugged it off.

"You guys wanna watch a video about a furry menace to society?"

"Uh, okay?" Goten answered. Skorch nodded, reaching up and pulling a screen down from literally nowhere. A projector started up somewhere and Skorch kicked back, floating in the air.

"This here is Mamadou Ndiaye. He's got two other names, the main one being 'Casual Geographic'." Skorch explained. "He's the greatest thing New Jersey has ever given the world, second only, maybe, to their seafood. And this… I dunno, this counts for Nature Science or something." Everyone was confused, but shrugged and turned their attention to the screen.

"Honey badgers are the most disrespectful force in nature and that's putting them over orcas." Mamadou began, showing footage of one of the small furry menaces.

"What did Orcas ever do to anyone?!" Mai demanded, a little offended.

"Orcas are literal sea demons." Skorch said, sincerely. "I've seen them do more harm to people than Great White sharks." Mai scoffed, not believing him in the slightest. They always seemed like such kind, gentle creatures!

"Because at least when an orca shot puts a seal you can argue it's just testing a new hunting strategy." Mamadou continued as an Orca proceeded to send a fully-grown seal flying into the air, getting a surprised gasp from those watching. Seems like Skorch had a point… "But honey badgers will look for negativity in situations where they have nothing to gain. Why would a honey badger test an oryx 10 times its size, get launched, only to immediately do it again? Cause honey badgers come into the world deciding they don't want peace, they want problems."

The young son of Vegeta suddenly felt all eyes on him, and even he had to agree with the unspoken accusation. Unbeknownst to him, Skorch, Pilaf and Shu were thinking both of his Dad… and of him. Sure, Vegeta was more reckless and battle-driven at times, but Trunks took more from his parents than either probably wanted to admit. Or realized.

"They don't want compromise, they seek conflict. If orcas are homicidal Sea Oreos, then honey badgers are double stuffed with audacity. If I ever make a list of the top 5 animals with black air force energy, honey badgers would be a first valid choice."

"Did he just call an Orca a violent cookie?"

"I get the feeling he does that a lot."

"But like any kid that acts out in school, to really understand just what makes a honey badger such a one man hate campaign, you gotta look at its family. When you talk about mammalian carnivores you can really simplify it into two classes, Team Cat and Team Dog."

"Team Dog." Skorch coughed.

"Team Cat would be Feliform which translates to cat-like carnivores which would obviously include wild cats, but also cats that aren't really cats like hyenas, mongooses like the meerkat, and a bunch of other animals you've probably never heard of." Mamadou continued. Four images appeared with 'Foosa', 'African Palm Civet', 'Ginet' and 'Binturong' written on them.

"I thought hyenas were related to dogs." Goten blinked, surprised by that. From the way they looked, acted, and sounded, he would've guessed they were more like dogs.

"The heck is that last one?" Pilaf asked, confused.

"So, would Lord Beerus be a Feliform?" Trunks asked. "I mean, he is a cat, but he's as smart as a person… if not more so!"

"On the other side is Caniformia which are the dog-like carnivores." Shu suddenly felt a few people cast glances his way. "This includes dogs, wild unhinged dogs, dogs on steroids, smaller but more street-smart dogs, and a special group of water dogs that decided they had enough of the nonsense and disrespect of the dirt world and were going to take their chances out in the ocean, results...have been varied." He explained as different dogs passed by… followed by footage of a seal of all things.

"Seals are dogs?"

"Bears are dogs?!"

"Kinda. Long story."

"But you also have another family known as the Mustelidae squad and they were kind of in a weird spot. They weren't the biggest, definitely weren't the fastest, not the smartest, and for the most part they're solitary meaning they rarely have a numbers advantage, so their only real option was to overcompensate the way anyone that overmatched would; with violence and borderline Crackhead courage."

"I thought crackheads were stupid…" Trunks commented.

"If I had to guess they're saying that these guys are too stupid to see the danger they're in?" Mai shrugged, trying to understand it.

"...wait, my dad's a crackhead?" Goten blinked, confused by the analogy.

"If musilids like honey badgers reign in groups, they probably wouldn't need the personality of a power tool to survive. Because gang violence may be unethical, but in the wild it's a way of life. It's the reason African Wild Dogs are one of the most efficient groups at canceling life subscriptions, because team play is high key underrated." Mamadou continued as the footage cut to the aforementioned wild dogs. They were kinda cute, but also looked slightly unhinged.

"I don't get why those guys don't attack together to start." Shu remarked, thinking about it. "If they're all so strong, why not work together?"

"Well, some of their forms don't work together." Goten reasoned. "Some of their fighting styles are more focused on one versus one!"

"I think they keep forgetting to work together as well." Mai added.

"Anyone else find it weird that nature shows often try to show the beauty of the world, yet so much of nature is determined through violence?"

"Two sides of the same coin, Goten. You can't have animals without them needing to eat."

"Speaking of food, I'm in the mood for barbecue for some reason…"

"Ants are probably the best used social insects in the game and it's almost scary how well they work together. Led by a queen who can Almost check in at the same weight class as a mouse and society is built on a hierarchy where everyone has a job. Female ants are workers who can have tasks such as cleaning the eggs and feeding the larvae queen. Queen Ants job is to supply the ant census with new bodies by constantly spawning eggs and some species can spit out over 800 in one day."

"Wow, how many ants are in a colony usually? If the Queen can make 800 a day, shouldn't there be millions of them in every nest?!"

"One, you can get somewhere from twenty-thousand to one-hundred-thousand ants in a single colony." Skorch raised a finger. "But two, they die by the truckloads daily. While female and worker ants - I am not joking - can live up to SEVEN YEARS, the males…"

As if on cue, the video proceeded to finish Skorch's point in a simple, but blunt explanation of things: "Male ants have one job and it's to supply the queen with baby batter and then exit the census once they fulfill that purpose. They have no rights, no free will, they're basically walking ejac packets."

"Eeewwwww…" Mai moaned.

"What the heck did half of that mean?" Trunks asked, he had an idea of what they were implying, but he wasn't sure and didn't wanna say something out loud that he'd get in trouble for saying.

"Circle of life, T-Bone." Skorch shrugged.

"Whoa, I thought ants only lived for like a month… I mean, I guess the males do, but I had no idea the Queen could live that long."

"Women tend to live longer, it's just a fact." Mai shrugged with a smile. The others scoffed, but didn't really have a good counter-argument. Considering the amount of times Goku, Krillin, Piccolo, Tenshinhan, Vegeta and even Yamcha had been resurrected via the Dragon Balls compared to the likes of Bulma, 18 or Chi-Chi (excluding the entire world being destroyed) Mai may have a point…

"But, if you're a honey badger, the strongest army is always an army of one." Mamadou continued as a lone badger was shown striding/waddling down the dirt road, looking over and hissing at the camera. "Honey Badgers could be the mascots of MiraLAX because they don't ever give them, they just take them. And when I say it runs in a family, you can tell the honey badger took something from all their cousins and made it theirs."

Shu was about to ask what Mamadou was talking about, but Skorch tossed him a bottle. He looked at it, realized what it was, and tossed it back, not commenting on anything.

"We're gonna get to those cousins, don't worry, but first we gotta talk about what makes honey badgers such a middle finger to the natural order. First is the fact that they're not indestructible, but damn it they're pretty close. Honey badger's skin is tough and resilient, able to withstand bee stings, snake bites, and brutal maulings that would certainly be a game over for other animals. You could even come at a honey badger with a machete, and it could still probably euro step any serious injury."

Those watching were surprised that such a small animal could be so resilient. Yes, they'd all seen and/or dealt with animals that despite their size could be ferocious, but the badger presented here seemed more like the result of Dr. Briefs deciding to try and create some sort of powerful super-weapon, and then accidentally released it into the world.

"There's even reports of these steroid skunks taking down African crested porcupines. The same ones that have about 30,000 good reasons why testing them could be really bad for your health." He continued, showing a picture of said porcupine. Everyone bristled for various reasons. Goten, not being a fan of needles, Trunks, concerned that the spines could be poisonous, and the Pilaf gang because they had both encountered a porcupine, and that encounter had resulted in Pilaf being stuck on a cactus. "On really rare occasions, porcupines have crippled the top tier line so badly that hunting humans was their only option. In 1965, after a lion nicknamed the man-eater of Darajani was finally put out of commission, it was discovered that it had been gored by a blade beaver with one of the quills being lodged in its fractured teeth and another one nearly piercing its brain." No words were spoken, the picture said it all. The fact a little animal without any sort of Ki or fighting prowess had done so much damage was…

"Awesome!" Trunks exclaimed.

"Maimed in and out of options the starving lion put at least one Kenyan on a t-shirt. That's the kind of carnage porcupines are capable of, yet honey badgers can often survive an encounter with one thanks to their tough skin."

"That's not a layer of fat, it's just a layer of loose skin? Weird." Trunks muttered.

"The same reason they can square up with snakes and then live to try again. Honey badgers are menaces that have been known to turn deadly serpents like the Puff Adder and even the Black Mamba into a purse.

"Puff Adder? That's a dumb name for a snake! It's not nearly as cool as something like the Viper or the Cobra!" Trunks laughed.

"It's because of an old expression." Shu piped up. "If you're bitten by one, you'll have enough time to puff a cigarette before you pass away."

"The venom isn't THAT strong, but yeah, it's… really, really painful." Skorch added. "You can survive it without antivenom, but some people will beg for death because of the pain." He paused, and added: "And I swear to Kami, if you two think trying to find one so you can be bitten to improve your pain tolerance is a good idea, just know I will not let you two leave my sight." He looked at Goten and Trunks with a warning narrow of his sockets.

"Aw, c'mon!"

"Goten, the things your Mom will do to me if she finds out you two tried that after I showed you this, I can't even SAY due to how many wartime conventions they'd shatter by simply being SPOKEN."

"What about the Black Mamba?" Mai asked, a bit curious.

"If you're bitten by one, you have roughly an hour before you see King Yemma. Ten minutes, you won't be able to talk, twenty minutes, you can't walk…" Skorch said in the utmost seriousness, shocking those present. "Plus, it targets the brain and the heart, so if you try to run, or expend too much energy, congrats, you're making it worse. There is an anti-venom, but still. Just don't get bit."

"A common misconception though is that honey badgers are immune to snake venom. They're not immune, they're much more resistant than other animals, but enough penetrating bites can flatline even a honey badger. But usually if a honey badger is wounded by a venomous snake, it'll just pass out in an almost coma-like state only to get up a few hours later and walk off like a Sunday morning hangover." Mamodu explained, as a badger was shown getting up and wandering off, dazed and annoyed, but ready for violence.

"Does that mean these Badgers have a healing factor?" Goten wondered. "Like Deadpool did?"

"Nah, I think their bodies are just more used to what the venom does, compared to them being immune." Trunks shook his head. "But… I guess you could call it a healing factor?"

"If we're talking about the most powerful venom? You're looking at the Inland Taipan. The maximum yield recorded (for one bite) is one-hundred-and-ten milligrams; enough to kill over one-hundred people, or a quarter of a million mice." Skorch added, leaving the five present in absolute horrified silence.

"M-Man, you know a LOT about snakes…" Shu finally spoke up. He had a lot of questions about Skorch, and why he knew so much about snakes was quickly becoming one of them.

"Nah, Mamadou wrote a book, and I bought and read the whole thing multiple times, it's GREAT!" Skorch chuckled.

"Another fact is that not only is the Honey Badger's skin tough, it's incredibly loose, especially around the neck. So if one's ever being mauled by a big cat, this walking cigar can turn around while being attacked and deliver smoke directly to the face."

"He certainly has a lot of weird names for animals." Pilaf commented.

"I think it's funny!" Mai smiled. "It's entertaining at least!" Trunks and Goten nodded in agreement.

"Honey Badgers are furry duracells and anything sort of a round directly to the skull isn't guaranteed to kill them." He continued, surprising those present once more.

"Hey, Goten! I figured it out! We can make our own style based on the Honey Badger!" Trunks exclaimed, and Goten seemed excited… until he saw Skorch desperately trying not to laugh.

"This durability is why Honey Badgers are either brave enough or stupid enough to blatantly steal from top predators, and they usually target leopards." Mamdou continued, more than a few thinking 'brave enough or stupid enough' sounded a LOT like a few Saiyans they knew… "Unlike lions and hyenas, leopards are solitary assassins that hide their prizes high up in the branches where they can't get their pockets picked. The food may be safe from lions, but they're not safe from a malicious equality symbol with nothing to lose." He continued as a Honey Badger was shown scaling a tree, stealing the food and tossing it away with an aura that all but screamed 'Wanna fight bro?'

"Huh, so if we're ever out camping, even hiding food up in trees won't keep it safe?"

"I mean, it wasn't from the guys who could just fly up there and steal it…"

"For the last time, that wasn't us!"

"Honey Badgers will risk it all by attempting to steal from a leopard by climbing the tree once it steps away from its meal. If the honey badger gets caught in the act, it'll throw a loud temper tantrum, hissing and screaming as it backs away, a method I'm sure they got from their close cousin the Wolverine." He added, showing a picture of the creature known as the Wolverine.

Pilaf knew there was a joke to make there. It was so, so obvious. However, the risks of being hit back by either the younger Sayians, their parents or the Skeleton outweighed his need to voice it, despite how badly he wanted to.

"The Wolverine is a honey badger on PED built for the freezing tundra of the north, and even though they're roughly in the same way classed as a medium-sized dog. Tankier predators like bears and mountain lions will occasionally pay food taxes to this walking vibe check."

"Really?"

"Hey, better than it coming after them looking for problems."

"Yeah, but- but it's so small compared to them!" Trunks muttered.

"Size doesn't determine strength!" Goten countered, and Trunks nodded.

"But the thing with Wolverines is, they have the strength and speed to catch their own bodies. Wolverines will stalk a potential victim for hours, even days, and there have been reports of wolverines posting up in trees just so they can wait for the right moment to pounce." Mamdou continued as a Wolverine was shown as still as a statue, waiting for a moment to strike.

"I guess if you can only eat if you catch something, you'd better be sure you're gonna catch it." Mai shrugged, surprised a Wolverine could wait in one spot for so long.

"It's like Dad always tells me, you can't always rush a winning strike." Trunks frowned. "No matter how powerful you are, you need to let your enemy make a mistake, and then you strike!"

"But why waste the energy or calories doing that when you can just pickpocket a grizzly or clutch a 2v1 vs wolves? And just like the Honey Badger, Wolverines will attack anything with a pulse, the difference is they have the tools to actually stop it. One wolverine put a polar bear in a headline after clamping its vice grip jaws around the struggling bear's throat until it's suffocated. There have even been reports of a wolverine dropping a female moose by ripping at its shoulder blades until it eventually tapped out."

"That sounds like a painful way to go…" Pilaf winced, not wanting to imagine what that would've looked, felt, or smelled like… he made a note to try and avoid or earn the loyalty of any of these animals he ever met. Or be able to run faster than whoever was near him.

"In comparison, honey badgers have allegedly owned units like the black buffalo and water buck, except the honey badgers' methods are different. Wolverines are little man syndrome but with bear trap jaws. Even though they might not have superhuman healing powers, they do have rotated teeth. Wolverines are equipped with upper molars rotated 90 degrees inward meaning they can easily eat a grizzly bear's leftovers even if it's half frozen." Mamdou explained as a wolverine was shown tearing into a frigid carcass. On the one hand, everyone thought that was gross, but on the other hand, not only was it nature, it was impressive they could get food from anywhere like that. A few looked to Skorch, who proceeded to pull his bottom jaw off, and set it down, the normally cartoonishly nub-spiked teeth he had changed into the rotated teeth of the animal on display.

"That dental plan is why a wolverine will eat every part of an animal right down to the bones. Honey badgers don't have nearly that kind of power, but these prison striped weasels do pack a nasty bite, and they've been seen tearing into tortoises. Wolverines have one more secret and it's that they smell really, really, foul. Not only will they use the power of liquid booty as a threat, they'll spray the scent over any food they find and make sure no one else touches it.

"Wait. What." Trunks blinked, mortified.

"Which is why the wolverine is also nicknamed the skunk bear. Honey badgers also weaponize their southside when threatened, or just annoyed. The honey badger will reverse its anus inside out and release a liquid so vile it can suffocate anything near it. In fact the smell is so offensive, it can temporarily paralyze attacking bees."

Trunks felt a wave of utter regret wash over him, as Skorch and the Pilaf gang couldn't hold back their collective laughter.

"Y-y-you sure you s-still wanna tr-train like one?" Shu finally got out between his uncontrollable laughter. Trunks simply buried his face in his desk, trying not to make eye contact with anyone.

"Hey, T-Man! Tell your old man the next time he's fighting Frieza to just drop his pants and let him have a blast of the Saiyan-Smelter!" Skorch cackled. The young son of Vegeta groaned into his desk, hoping to whatever was listening that this information never got out. He didn't need his parents thinking this was his idea…

"It's not hard to see how the skunk bear and the felony bear pull up to the same family reunion, but you can rsvp the order to the same function." Mamdou concluded, before switching scenes to an otter. "Otters are considered the most intelligent of all muslids, and they are part of the rare group of animals that are able to create and use tools."

"Wouldn't have expected them to be able to, but cool!" Goten blinked, after the laughter had died down at Trunks' expense.

"This one. This one's using a vending machine." Mamadou stated as indeed, an otter seemed to understand the factors required to use one. "In fact they're so smart that in the 60s the CIA allegedly tried to weaponize them. I actually made a video on this in the auto report that was created on my tiktok, so definitely go check that out." The fact the government tried to weaponize them raised a few eyebrows, but no one said anything, they just tried to picture HOW that would be possible. "They're also an anomaly in that they're one of the rare social muscles which should give you mixed feelings cause yes, sea otters will hold hands while sleeping so they don't float away. Despite my lack of emotion, I find that adorable."

"Awww…"

.

"But otters, especially river otters, will jump anything that enters their territory from Cayman, to jaguars, to idiots with iPhones. If you want your idea of otters to be completely slaughtered in ten seconds, google otter and attack and count how many articles you get."

"Seriously? I thought they just sorta… floated in the water! I didn't think they were dangerous!" Shu exclaimed. It really seemed like everything that looked harmless was actually out to get them…

"A pack of twenty nearly took a man off the Singapore census permanently. A group of rogue otters drowned a woman's beloved dog as she could only watch."

"Why?!"

"I… I guess they thought it was a threat? It was in their home or something?" Trunks tried to reason, but even he was having a hard time understanding that one.

"Once upon a time, a monkey wandered into the otter hood of the Bronx zoo, and the outnumbered monkey paid the toll for his transgressions with his soul. That's really only scratching the surface. I already have an entire video dedicated to the carnage society lets otters get away with, but one fact should really hammer the point home."

"Uh, I think we're fine…"

"Sea otters have a violent mating ritual that involves biting his partner's nose pads so hard that he can tear it off while occasionally holding her head under water."

"EWW!"

"Why- why would they?!"

"Does that help them at all?!"

"Skorch, why are you showing us this?"

"I dunno. I forgot about this part."

"That is not the disturbing part, because frustrated male otters that couldn't find a mate will resort to taking their lack of options out on baby seals, something they'll continue to do for up to a week even after the seal's soul has already evacuated, I mean that in the worst possible way. So in a weird twist, out of these three otters might have the lowest morality, but to compensate they have the highest intelligence."

"Yeah, no kidding." Pilaf muttered.

"Don't think honey badgers are just some crayon eaters, they're incredibly smart too. Like the kind of smart that would make them high-class criminals. In an experiment, a honey badger couldn't reach a box of food that was hanging from a branch of a tree. But what would have been a dead end for most animals, was only a challenge for him. After a few seconds to carefully weigh his options, the honey badger proceeded to push his crate closer to the hanging box to the point where he could stand on it to claim his prize." Mamadou explained as a badger pushed a box over and climbed up on top of it.

"Huh, I kinda thought they'd just be violent nutjobs, I wouldn't have guessed they were smarter."

"I dunno, I wouldn't say they're smart, but they're smarter than some wild animals, I'd guess."

"It might not seem like much but being able to figure this out automatically puts honey badgers in the highest percentile when it comes to animal intelligence."

"Oh."

"But the best example would be this little guy named Stoffel. Stoffel was a well-known escape artist that would find some of the most creative ways to end his bondage. In one of his many escapes, Stoffel noticed a broom that had been left near him, dragged it over to one of the corners of his enclosure, leaned it against the wall and then used it to emancipate himself."

"Dang, doubt they saw that coming!" Goten blinked.

"They tested his skills with a gate install, for the black air force managed to undo the latches of the lock, they then put him in a cell surrounded by cement walls. Take a wild guess what this little weasel did. Stoffel dug up a bunch of rocks and when he had enough, he piled them in a corner and Andy Dufresne'd himself."

"Wow, okay, yeah, I'm on this guys team." Trunks laughed.

"One night, his caretaker awoke to a burglar in his home at 1am. You know where I'm going with this…"

"Stoffel." Everyone said.

"Stoffel escaped again only this time he broke into the farmer's house and even tried to get into his bedroom. And you want to know the most disrespectful part of it all? Stoffel was hand raised by humans at a young age and imprinted on them. Meaning Stoffel had no intention of actually escaping, now he was just doing it for the sport and for all the memes. We know that because Stoffel would allow himself to be caught and returned back to his enclosure, just so he could figure out another way to make his caretakers earn their pay."

That got a laugh out of the group. On some level, it seemed like Stoffel wasn't even doing this because he wanted to, but because he could. In a way, that was pretty amusing.

"So, nothing they did could keep this guy down? He just kept escaping and getting caught again?"

"Breaking into the Farmer's house past midnight was just Grade A trolling. And of course, it would be criminal to not mention that time Stoffel escaped his enclosure and entered the lion's den where he was nearly brutally mauled to death."

"Geez, what was he thinking!?"

"He wasn't."

"After he recovered, the first thing Stoffel did fresh out was trying to find a way back to the lions to settle the score."

There was a collective face-palm at that news.

"Stoffel would also regularly break into the lodge kitchen where he would harass staff and help himself to any food he could find."

"So Honey Badgers are part Saiyan, that just confirms it." Shu said.

"Battle-focused, food-motivated and sometimes overly-confident? Yeah, I'd say so." Pilad nodded.

"They eventually gave him a lady badger thinking that would help him calm down, but what they really did was introduce the Bonnie to his Clyde, as they would now try to escape together."

"Bonnie and Clyde?" Mai asked curiously.

"Two gangsters way back when who were lovers and committed crimes together until they were killed in an ambush from authorities." Skorch paraphrased from the one he stole this from.

"For their size, honey badgers have relatively large brains, and they make it everyone's problem. But there's one more thing about them that really makes them a menace to society, and for that you have to look at its third cousin the Stoat. Stoats are one of the smallest of all musilids yet they regularly put prey 10 times their size out of commission. They do this by relentlessly chasing their prey, which are usually rabbits, until the prey eventually drops to exhaustion. Only then will the stoat deliver a devastating bite to the back of the skull and once the stoat locks in on its target, there isn't a force in nature that can stop it."

"Wow, they just- run, until you give up, that's it?" Trunks asked, Skorch nodded.

"I see how a lot of these animals would be related…"

"The stoat is so hyper-fixated, that it'll even ignore rabbits that might be closer just so they can commit to pursuing its original target. That crackhead determination is not foreign to the Honey Badger. The only way a honey badger can fend off leopards, hyenas, and even the occasional lion, is by constantly squirming, hissing, and biting until the attacker eventually decides it's not worth the calories."

"So on the one hand, we have animals that hunt by never giving up, and on the other we have an animal that survives by forcing you to give up on it." Goten reasoned, thinking about it.

"Even if they eventually do go out of commission, you can be sure the honey badger did not go quietly. The badger's stubborn nature is probably best summed up when you see what they do for honey. Honey badgers love breaking into beehives to eat energy rich honeycombs. Unfortunately, that often means getting a face full of African bees, which are more aggressive and more nasty than their European cousins." Mamdou continued as a Honey Badger was shown tearing entire honeycombs out of a beehive, the bees residing within clearly unhappy about this.

"How bad are the African bees?" Goten asks curiously. "The ones we deal with around the house can be pretty annoying."

"They're commonly referred to as 'Killer Bees'."

"Oh."

"But these honey weasels will continue to eat even while being actively swarmed and attacked by bees. Even though they're resistant they're not 100% immune to bee stings. Honey badgers have been known to keep raiding the same beehive for honey until they eventually get stung to death. But honey badgers don't care cuz they live life balls first with no fear of consequences."

"Not a bad way to live… until life catches up with you." Mai muttered, knowing some of her previous choices were probably not worth repeating.

"This willpower's how two honey badgers step to six young lionesses and still manage to survive. At one point the honey badger found itself in the jaws of death only to use its loose skin to turn around and bite the lion back. This leopard tried harassing a young baby badger, only to end up cosplaying as a Cheetah once mama badger inserted herself into the conversation."

"Aren't cheetahs a lot weaker than people assume, though?" Pilaf asked, having heard that somewhere. Skorch nodded, but said nothing.

"Speaking of cheetahs, honey badgers have such a reputation that it's widely believed that cheetah cubs evolved to mimic their coloring to avoid confrontation with predators. Whole predatory cat and evolution forced him to impersonate an African bush weasel just to get more respect. Hell for cheetahs, but another notch on a honey badger's chastity belt. I say chastity because they don't give a fu- With the strength and durability of a wolverine, the intelligence and morale deficit of an otter, the pure coke fueled willpower of the stoat, the honey badger is the only thing alive that can make a bowl cut intimidating." Mamadou concluded. After a few moments, Skorch spoke up.

"Y'all wanna watch another?"

Shoutout to Eclipse_Metastar, for both writing the great Star Wars Reacts To Earth fic, introducing me to Casual Geographic, and having written all this out so I could steal it borrow it, with no threats of forcing him to eat a Popeyes Biscuit with no drink.

Next time? We're either gonna meet some really, REALLY stupid guys and see what people will do for entertainment, or we're going a few millennia into the future.

Oh, and for anyone who wants to ask about Goku v Superman, it's coming. Join the Discord for updates and early access, I'm only really active on this site if I'm posting an update.